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On christmas day, we had three Children-visitors, age range 6-7 I guess, one of the girls was just too smart!.
One of the girls was just too smart for her age!
Well, we welcomed them with food and drinks...after the eats, i decided to tell them a story - I told them it was true life (santa).

The rest of the two believed every bit of what i told them.
They enjoyed the story so much...after some time, they wanted to take their leave!. The smart girl called me aside...

Girl: You formed a nice story!

Me: Who told you i formed it? ...its santa's

Girl: Gave me a confused look

Me: Ok, smart girl...(she interupted)

Girl: My name is Susan-Ene!...and i'll tell my friends you lied!

Me: Oh kid, Pls dont...dont you see they enjoyed it?

Girl: Ok, on one conditio...Continue reading

If iam not mistaken this is MARCH 2016

Its another one from Kpbase



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Yours.

wow, thanks man... that was really helpful. #iFoundOne@last

Hmmm

Mhen... Ive seen that is another website... I wonder who copied who...

...no wonder, when old age strike people like this - they immediately look like monsters .


This cosmetic Things , in this our ← Time always ← End s with chemical reaction body #noOffence

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Towncrier247:
Sent in by a blog reader...

Yesterday evening, I visited my aunt who is nursing a baby at Akute, Lagos. I felt like having a cup of milk, i went to the fridge and found out that her tin of milk was empty. I asked her if she had any more available, then she pointed to a cup on her dini...

//oboy chech her health status oo


i f ( aunt is positive ){
//Oboy.. you Don grab yours oo
}

e l s e {
//I hope you enjoyed your milk
}

hmm

EroticAngelina:
true to that. buh it can do no 30.

ever heard of slimming down machine? even hips enlargement machines? plastic surgeries nko?

ya... making a phone call is like a spell...nd I expect #30 to be that easy

We all know tech. is fast becoming a spell, you would call it magic if you were born in the 'past ' ... achieving almost everything . but pls don't expect the following very soon!



1. Getting your lover or husband back

2. Spiritual bulletproof

3. Training

4. Money spell

5. Long life spell

6. Prosperity spell

7. Protection spell

8. Get a job spell

9. Becoming a manager spell

10. Get a huge loan without paying any fee spell

11. Getting your scam money back

12. Child spell

13. Pregnancy spell

14. Freedom spell

15. Love spell

16, vanishing spell

17. Invisible human spell

18. Success or pass spell

19. Marriage spell

20. Avenging spell

21. Popularity spell

22. Killing spell

23. Cancer spell

24. Supernatural power spell

25. Madness spell

26. Free house loan spell

27. Production spell of films and movie

28. Hiv/aids spell

29. Tuberculosis spell

30. Loose weight and body spell

like once a month.

more...

Unionised:
Hmmm...

Special adviser on boyfriend matters.

hmm... detector of Special advisers...

more...

This is how you know you're just a common friend.

obum88:
You are so small that you fell from a cube of maggi and twist your ankle.

One day, me with Obom88 bin dey chop rice, one seed of rice come fall from obum plate, ants com pick am, Obum com say in go must carry am back, I tell am say noo... in No hear, him come go enter dia hole.
After some minute, I com see Obum88 dey commot with tatard cloth dey cry, (ants Don beeat am finish).

One day I was hungry so I went to a nearby restaurant to eat but I actually didn't have any money with me.. I finished eating and tried to explain to the mama put... sad he didn't Listen so I tried to flee through the windows... well, she poured me the hot egwisi soup, and I joyfully licked it from my body saying... "mama put, you think say I nogo lick am?".

Lets bring back old and almost forgotten Nigerian jokes!.
Feel free to post one, if you're old enough 2 remember one.
I'll start!

One day, my friend and I went to a party, I was served Coke while my friend was served Fanta .
After some time, it was time for comments... They handed d mic to my friend for comments and he said... Oh my God!, this party is fantastic.
Now it was my turn... I was short of words, so I said... Oh my God! this party is cocastic!

Lets bring back old and almost forgotten Nigerian jokes!.
Feel free to post one, if you're old enough 2 remember one.
I'll start!

One day, my friend and I went to a party, I was served Coke while my friend was served Fanta .
After some time, it was time for comments... They handed d mic to my friend for comments and he said... Oh my God!, this party is fantastic.
Now it was my turn... I was short of words, so I said... Oh my God! this party is cocastic!

olihilistic:
A randy man who could not keep his eyes
off his 21-year-old daughter has thrown the
Owukpa community in Ogbadibo Local
Government Area of Benue Sta... ...
absconded with his daughter to Ichama, in
Okpokw

No pics?

jerryboiii:
I saw the hard copy

HAHAHA... That makes you a bigger lier... the third guy is obviously with a phone that accesses the internet, see their clothes nd shoes, above all the pic is a coloured one. (End Time Lier) ...Busted huh? .

jerryboiii:
Saw thispix in 1995

I wonder if u had a phone by then... LIIEERRR!

Like once a Month

trendphemmy:
none

Correct guy... Bt lyk say u kuma u bad ooo

Who among 1, 2, 3 would u punish?

which do you prefer!

We all know the game experience in android is so nice that it becomes difficult to choose your best, but you can still have your favourite, so type it here. maybe with reasons!

Henryblaise800:
nice, u made me laugh

Thanks