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Once upon a time, Three men (Yoruba, Ibo and Hausa) lost their way, being stranded in a forest. The forest was inhabited by cannibals, these cannibals captured all of them and were ready to have a delicious flesh meal. Suddenly the chief of the cannibals came out and said he would pardon them (the hausa, Igbo and Yoruba man) if only they passed his test. "..pls what is the test" the men asked. The chief said, "All of you would go and find 10 fruits each of thesame kind and bring". Very quickly the men went for the search. The Yoruba man soon came back with 10 apples. The chief said "Very good, now swallow all of them without any expression on your face or else we'll eat you right away!". It's gonna be difficult, the Yoruba man thought.. After swallowing 1 without any facial emotion... He couldnt help but swallow the second with a Painful Facial Expression, so he failed and they Killed him. The Igbo man came with 10 Black Berries (No be Phone oo... na that black small fruit), and the Chief gave him the rules. Hummm.. This gonna be so easy, the Ibo man thought.. and he started to swallow.. 1.. 2... 3... ... ...8 ...and then he burst into laughter suddenly, he had failed and so they killed his too. The Ibo and Yoruba men met in Heaven. "How many did you swallow?" the Yoruba man asked the Ibo man. "Eight" said the Ibo man(still lauughing).. "why are you laughing...infact what type of fruit was it?" asked the Yoruba man. "Black Berries" said the Ibo man. "What...are they not small enough?...why did'nt you swallow them all?". The Ibo man answered..(still laughing).. "I couldnt control myself when i saw the Hausa man coming with 10 Water-Melons".

Once upon a time, Three men (Yoruba, Ibo and Hausa) lost their way, being stranded in a forest.
The forest was inhabited by cannibals, these cannibals captured all of them and were ready to have a delicious flesh meal. Suddenly the chief of the cannibals came out and said he would pardon them (the hausa, Igbo and Yoruba man) if only they passed his test.


"..pls what is the test" the men asked.


The chief said, "All of you would go and find 10 fruits each of thesame kind and bring".



Very quickly the men went for the search.

The Yoruba man soon came back with 10 apples.


The chief said "Very good, now swallow all of them without any expression on your face or else we'll eat you right away!".


It's gonna be difficult, the Yoruba man thought.. After swallowing 1 without any facial emotion... He couldnt help but swallow the second with a Painful Facial Expression, so he failed and they Killed him.



The Igbo man came with 10 Black Berries (No be Phone oo... na that black small fruit), and the Chief gave him the rules. Hummm.. This gonna be so easy, the Ibo man thought.. and he started to swallow.. 1.. 2... 3... ... ...8 ...and then he burst into laughter suddenly, he had failed and so they killed his too.



The Ibo and Yoruba men met in Heaven. "How many did you swallow?" the Yoruba man asked the Ibo man. "Eight" said the Ibo man(still lauughing).. "why are you laughing...infact what type of fruit was it?" asked the Yoruba man. "Black Berries" said the Ibo man. "What...are they not small enough?...why did'nt you swallow them all?".
The Ibo man answered..(still laughing).. "I couldnt control myself when i saw the Hausa man coming with 10 Water-Melons".

Holatunde007:
She's an ex just got hold of her again today, so we went wide and I had to dig her but am kind of scared cos after banging her I saw some small whitish particles like granded melon all over the cd I used and I was wondering what it could be and it's not fluid.
Pls nairalander what on earth could it be??

You should be happy you used a condom... Only God knows what would have happened at the END... So next TIME dont forget to ......

emamos:
.It is well

All is well?.. Really?... Is that what you say?, dont let me wish you 'Well' oo.

What!.. THINGS are really getting worse dayy-by-day, its TIME guys become extra careful... B4 u discover at the END say na boy you sleep with oo

9niceguy:
Look at his mouth

What is this full grown man still doing with mummy and daddy's food sef.

& WHAT A MAN

..Even at the end

I wonder why pple go in to all this non-sence cult stuff..they should know something...at the END, or at some point, TIME would come when you would be killed...definitely, THINGS would not always be fun! - #no-offence

...so you ain't aware that pple Kip fowls as pet without ever thinking of eating it?

when your gf's bf is a guy, you should be aware.. at the END or at some point in TIME.. definitely, THINGS would change...lol #no-offence

When your bf 's best friend is a guy, you should be aware that... at the END or at a point in TIME... definitely THINGS would be unveiled...lol #No-offence

When your bf 's best friend is a guy, you should be as aware that... at the END or at a point in TIME... definitely THINGS would be unveiled...lol #No-offence