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showbobo:
They date us cos ANI OWO, AWA CLASSY ATUN LENU LENU

Thou art the true son of thine father.

morosky:
Single girls dat date married men, dey should expect paybak wen dem don marry.

Believe me, they are so jealous that they monitor their husband like "Vehicle tracking system dey monitor ride". Their hussy no dey get breathing space. trust me, i know more than a few.

They pay u much so dat you can deliver results per time (targets) and if u cant, nothing for you.

The problem is dat the targets are unrealistic and the bank doesnt have any plan or support strategy on how you should acheive or realise you target. So bad you dont get any support from them.

Unless u r very well connected b4 you got in2 d bank, you may not have means of reaching their target ever, hence, excuse not to promote u.

Aloy.Emeka:
Is that a civilized and best way to close down a market?. All they need to do is to come out early in the morning before people open their shops and put it on the lockdown. Why do we extol violence in Nigeria?

If the enforcers come early in the morning and the market traders still puts up resistance upon arriving, will enforcers be justified to use whip? or would u prefer "Rubber bullets" to make it civilized?

If u comply with d law, u wouldnt need to get the whip. Its for those proving stubborn.

3- TRINITY:
There should be a massive bombardment of the entire Niger Delta so that all those trigger happy Ijaws will be wipe out

R u dis dull or is your stupidity stupendously stupiding you? Wat happens to the innocent Nigerians who have dreams for their future but by reason of birth, they are Ijaws living in Niger/Delta?

Murdering innocent citizens is not the solution to your govt's incapability to arrest the unrest in that region.

Well, some of these wives have also cheated with other women's husband while they were single, so in those cases, na repercussion dey catch up with dem.

XP ni o!
Vista is so full of shit dat i wont choose it over win 2000. vista swallows my 2gb ram aside from its user unfriendliness. XP anytime.

Well, i think it has to be agreed upon by both parties.There has to be a minimum but no maximum.

My wife and i agreed on the minimum amount for house keeping and feeding based on my salary. I still buy gifts, take her out e.t.c but the minimum pay makes all these extra expenses a luxury not a responsibility as it would have been without the agreement.

She has her business and makes her money but i try not 2 bother myself on how she spends her pay.

He has done it.

Gullible yar'adull has proven dat he is more of a slowpoke incapable constructive creative leadership. Aside from not making any significant progress since his swearing in, he's now embarking on auctioning the little good image that's left of him.

Let him come and we'll teach him how its done online. Its no man's land here and he's gonna learn dat d hard way.

Some "frozen brain racoons" supporting mend on this forum have chosen to collectively yield the future of their children's children into the hands of some "homo erectus" criminals in the name of freedom fighting.

Would it not be better to resolve your problems democratically than allowing MEND to brainwash you into surrendering control of our Great Country into their hands?

No be una person be vice president? Y is he going slower than yar'adullard over your issues.

MEND = Mindless Enemies of Nigeria's Democracy
We will fight mend till their ashes are no more and their graves are grinded to sand. Support your country, support JTF!

MisterMan:
I can somehow access (copy a few files at a time). Any suggestion will be greatly appreciated

backup your files while u still can and get another flash.

This is a sad truth.
The good thing is dat Lagos has a governor thats working hard to change dis image but how far will he go? How much difference will one state make in a country's image?

Poverty has made these ppl believe life has no value. That probably means the petrol has more value than their life so they risk life for gallons of petrol. Scale of preference? I fear 9ja ppl o.

I believe yar'a-dullard should be busy with obasanjo's case files not tinubu's. The go-slow guy can act not wen Tinubu mentioned his name where has he been all dis while dat 9ja doesnt even know she has a president. He better start doin sumtin on his 7 pointless agenda.
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Men r like children, they always love newer "toys" (Sorry for d analogy). Men love adventure and always wanna explore where there's risk. Its in our blood.

It takes serious self discipline to remain faithful not just love.
I dont cheat on my wife though and i'm not planning to.

#1 – Do You Love Me?
It’s funny because the typical male’s answer to that question is almost always the same: “WTF is that supposed to mean?”

#2 – I’m Thinking of Having Plastic Surgery
I say bring on the saline and pump those puppies up. I’d love it if my wife came home with a new set of big bouncy cans. The first thing I’d do is toss her a basketball and watch her dribble in a low cut top. Although paying for them is another story.

#3 – You Used to Take Me Out and Now We Don’t Do Anything
Whaddya mean we don’t do anything? We watched Arsenal's game, grappled in the sack for three minutes, shopped on line at buyright.biz, and you cooked me a wonderful dinner! I think this was a pretty perfect Sunday, if you ask me.

#4 – Don’t You Like My New Outfit (Or Hairdo?)
Okay, now this is a lot of pressure for a guy because the initial response his brain makes is – “What new hairdo or outfit?” But we act cool, try not to flinch and make a suave remark like, “Sure looks better than that old p.o.s. you used to have.” And as you know, that is a very BAD answer, but at that moment your team is inside the 18 yard box and the friggin’ shrew couldn’t wait until the end of the goddamned game?!

#5 – Don’t You Want to Go Shopping?
Which is like asking a man, “Do you want me to stick a grappling hook in your eyes then pour gasoline and ignite your old Marvel Comics collection?” If the shopping is for you, she’s saying that your three Metallica t-shirts and one pair of shredded jeans make you look like garbage. And if the shopping is for her, well then, all right - bring on the hook but don’t dare touch the comics.

#6 – Can We Talk? (While he’s trying to watch the game.)
Unless it’s about Man U's game is tonight, if you’d like to make a beer and hot wing run, or if I think that 15 minutes during halftime is enough to pleasure me…please keep the pie-hole on auto-shut. If it’s about the fact that I forgot our anniversary, please wait until I’m in a drunken stupor and passed out in a heaping mess of my own bodily fluids.

#7 – I Only Slept With (insert number) of Guys Before You
Yes, every man wants to have a clear mental picture of another guy shooping the gal he said “I Do” to. Please – give me all the details, no really - want to know. The so-called expert says a woman should NEVER – EVER let this proverbial cat out of the bag. Oh come on, we’re bigger than that, we can take it… I mean I want to hear all about the days with her heals high in the air while screaming out some dirtload named Roscoe’s name while spread eagle over a duffle bag full of hockey equipment in the back of his ’76 Pinto.

#8 – You Care More About Your Friends Than You Do Me
Hey, my friends are important to my life – we smoke cigars, watch the game, go golfing, and other neat stuff. Honey, they could never replace your vacuuming skills and the fact that you dig B.Job. And do you think that Joe or Sal would wash my underwear? Come on.

#9 – Why Don’t You Start going to the Gym?
The expert does have this one right as she claims that nagging your man could actually cause him to do the exact opposite. “Yeah honey, I really dig looking like a fat blob of shit.” She says to the ladies to get your guy to take a hike in the mountains and then share a bottle of wine together. Sounds great, but she leaves out the part about humping in the dirt until your head explodes. And if you have Verizon, your man can even catch the scores of the games in real time.

#10 – Does This Make Me Look Fat?
The ultimate question that every broad since the dawn of time has asked every poor schlep who owns a penis.
“Dear…does dis dress make me look fat?”
“Ugh, watching dinosaur fights with Glock. Got Raptors at 3 to 1. Make fire and come back later.”
“Dear…I want to know – does dis dress make me look fat?”
“Uh…No… course not… YOU make you look fat.”
“Owwwwwwww!” (as Bronto bone is hurled across his thickened brow.)
Honesty may not always be the best policy as a lady’s feelings get hurt, but then the woman gets mad if she thinks you’re lying to her. It is the classic No-Win situation.

So that’s it. I hope I cleared things up from the guy’s perspective. God knows if my Mrs. reads this I may not have ?  for a while.

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Please give more detail and ur source.
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The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in Nigeria, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the political ruling class, and probably lead to acts of violence.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

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