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@OP, @Me, @concerned citizenry,

Just leave the criminal politicians. If God shows you a little MP4/3GP of their destruction, you'll not want to be like them.


Vanity#

IHEJIRIKAisBOKO: Ode

how did Jonathan win the heart of the ibos? Isnt it because he called himslef 'Azikiwe'.

The 2nd Niger bridge is the campaign tool PDP has being using to cajole the ibos since the time of Obasanjo.

Fool and what's giving you BP on my post. person

APC will win only if they give an igbo man the presidential flag #shikena#

They should give an igbo man Deputy Gov of Lagos state first. An igbo man is the last person any riffraff can just cajole, psychologically, logically and especially financially.

YOLO

She talked about your quarrels; Maintaining two relationships; she said the reason she's with you is b/c you're rich; she said you people quarrel every time etc.
You talked about her flat asss etc.

Now all these childish threads you both created are not too good for your relationship. Seeking/taking advices on nairaland can ruin your relationship. People will use you ppl as their tools for humour. Some will advice her to date two guys she asked about; some will tell you to go and pump her assss at a vulcanizers'. So this is the wrongest site to bring up such matters

Take care

@whoeverPostedThoseDreads,
Make she go use the dreads collect money for Savanah bank na

Thank God I went to a unique school FUTO, where even oga kpatakpata for cultism must loyally read him book. No time for iranu

I just love this lady. She's elegant, she's cute, she's pulchritudinous. See how simple and fine she is and see the make up. Also check out her lips. She jus use red paint wey dem fit use paint one bungalow paint only the lips.
What a beauty.

^^ bros,
I am hyper-infuriated with the fact that i'm in the same country with BH, GEJ, PDP, PHCN people etc.
Soldiers are dodging bullets at Bama - salary N45,000 monthly
Senators - N12 million monthly
Even Stephen keshi wants N10 million monthly

I won't die of anger abeg

Building collapse, CCTV no collapse?

@Op, write-up is longer than fourth mainland bridge

@topic, the biggest reason is because of dependence and symbiosis

One small mushroom church wey I visit last month with my elder sis say make I go pray to my baba God. 30mins later, pastor blow small breeze people begin fall like mango leaves, I no gree fall

Small time Pastor waka near me, hold my head push, push no way. My sis dey under anointing dey gimme sign to fall I no gree. Next thing pastor put leg behind me, push me heavily I stagger small still no fall. Jeez!!! Pastor still dey waka come near me. Na give am Flying Van Persie nodding omo everybody under anointing get up sharperly. Na Pastor come dey for ground under my own violent anointing. Nonsense

Traditional rulers can only bark, they can't bite. On the one hand, Rochas has visibly lost in that community unless...

2/3 of nairalanders are on FP reading the collapse of Synagogue church. OP make me and you chill here jare. How work today na?

I'll express the demise of this love in a poetic way. If you've ever been in love with an outcast 'OSU' what would you do? Nonetheless do not ever take her for granted:



The night was dreary as the rain came down
I said "Ada let's go for a ride around Port Harcourt town"
All through the ride, I had nothing to say
It's almost as something stood in my way.
Then suddenly it came, out of the blue
"My parents said I have to break up with you"
"I'm sorry" I said "I can't pretend"
"My parents said you're OSU and our love must end
I took off her gift of necklace as tears came from my eyes
At the same time, the fear of loosing her began to rise
With tears threatening to fall I held them back
As she unconsciously parked my car on the railroad track
She wrote something on a piece of paper
She held my hand and said "read it later"
She always wished this OSU thing won't make us part
She said in a sad voice "you just broke my heart"
She opened the door and walked out into the rain
That's when she saw the lights of the train
Realizing too late, what she had sighted
With the blink of an eye, metal collided.
All I could remember was blood running red
And some saying "Chai she's dead"
The ambulance sounded, like an agony cry
Then I read the paper and it said "Without you i'd die"

Very simple. Just ask for her bank account number. The rest is history

^simple

Like seriously education is not far-fetched from here. Who would have known that Akwa ibom people have been suffering and smiling

Yea that feeling when you feel like every other person has been locked outta heaven except you. Huh!


Well I stopped creating threads when the chances of passing my threads through the eye of this front page needle became so slim

Meanwhile this new iPhone6 that is over 200k can I use it to call my late father, email my ancestors or can I even use it to detect Ebola/malaria/HIV etc?

It cannot be overemphasized that this Boko Haram insurgency has been politicized stemming from the fact that none of these politicians has lost a soul in these bombings. If Jonathan especially, lose one person he won't be there trying to borrow $3bn to fight them. He'd use his own money asap

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Even If APC bring out presidential Nursery, Buhari will lose

It is audible to the deaf and visible to the blind that he WILL fail

Reuben Abati and Goodluck Jonathan are simply our normal politicians who will lay down YOUR life for our dear country

Sanchez01: Where did you people get your sickening ideology from True, God created everyone single and He said 'it is not good that the man REMAIN ALONE...'

Again, I'll say this, who enjoys spending time in soltitude? The earlier you all understand this, the better. Though it is not bad when we are single, simplu because we want to set some things right, but that you revel in the joy of being single, now that is a huge problem!

It's quite not easy to be single tho. Some people like rev frs has embraced it. That's why I made a logical statement up there.

They are not our friends jare.

One angry Army man asked my friend a simple question, my friend was like "I know my right and i...." Army hausa man didn't allow him finish his statement, see many many slaps like seven-in-one knockout (banger) sound.

Furious Army man shouts at him "you see those 500 blocks across this gutter carry all of them cross over back here now"
Politely my friend started carrying the blocks.

One hour later, The Army commandant was driving past and saw my friend, who happens to be his Lawyer carrying blocks. Commandant scolds Army man seriously then turns to my friend and asks "my brother don't be angry please, how many blocks have you carried so far?"
My friend says 300 blocks. Commandant says "don't mind that fool, take the 300 blocks back" LOL!!!

You see, POLICE oh, Army oh none of them is our friends at all

Yea God created everybody single, if you double up then it's your fault.

A very rational statement coming from a rational Governor. That's why I keep saying that there are only two Governors in Nigeria, FASHOLA and OTHERS

The worst Rochas administration is better than the best Ohakim administration