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MODs frontpage pls, this is the most reasonable writeup i've read so far this year

A friend was involved in a fatal accident and lost his two eyes. looking at him i asked myself.
what ailment can be worse than BLINDNESS

quote author=achina boy]are you Samloco`s son [/quote]No, I'm your father

Simple Question: "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??"
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GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.
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BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
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MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream...and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
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OMAWUMI:
If u ask me, na who I go ask?
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A TYPICAL NIGERIAN:
Why u dey ask? abi your own loss? Abeg, I no want wahala o! I am innocent. Joor, if dem send you come meet me, tell dem say you no jam me for house.
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UNCLE SEGE:
The chicken dey kamkpe.
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GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.
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GANI:
Why won't the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?
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HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.
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What's ur answer Lol:

Nigeria na very sweet country,na only 4 tis country you dey hear tins double like: follow follow,lookie lookie,copy copy,sharp shap,tolo tolo,quick quick....how many you want make I mention...if you get more comment on am sharp sharp...

ashmanpolo: Lmao. i'm not telling... Lemme gi you a tip
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okay na the guy be the only engineering student wey i know wey do IT for police station

ROTFLAO. funny man. mak i tink of 1 crazy ting 2moro i send am

hahahahahaahaaaa.
D guy will always remember u every April 1st. OP wetin be d guy nairaland name abeg

for her mind na effizy if we see her nyash

[quote author=bad_ass_nigga]old faggott...shut d fvk up and go get work. this ur trash is called joblessness.[/quote]Lol Ur obsessed

[quote author=tpia@]i used to be sceptical, but not any more.

i do know most of the musicians are in some kind of brotherhood- they have certain accessories they wear.[/quote]Exactly my thought

[quote author=bad_ass_nigga]u actually need work bro. hw r will to know u r also not Illuminati.
c'mmon bro go get nice work[/quote]MUMU check the OP heading, na question him dey ask. I am very dissapointed in all these children in nairaland. Visit other forums and see how people have healthy conversations there. mscheew

These days if you enter bar pop champagne, pop henessy and rossie, Nwanne you be illuminati

But people say na only Peter enter com donate him mama. lol

Do i say it's wrong when she airs out every quarrel you have with her on BBM, Facebook or nairaland

[quote author=wawa_boy]end time[/quote]Every small thing 'End TIME' if you wanna end your own time why not go and drink otapiapia. mumu.
Plus, I know the world aint ending this year cos my beverages here ahome expires 2014. lol

Ferdinandu: You want the picture of 7yr olds making out.Does that turn you on? Are u a Pervert? Your type is the kind of people that is the problem and not even the kids

he's a damn pervent. simple

ashmanpolo: bestest pix i've seen on NL recently. see as Mama and Pikin look like twins.
oya @OP post you and your mama make we see......?one person must get wrinkles?lol

na joke i dey o

ROTFLMAO

fitzmayowa: LMAO...una no go kill person

da guy post still dey make me laff. lol@ashmanpolo

ashmanpolo: wait o. with all dis bald-head he's just 32. this guy reduced d age period

lol. oboy u nogo ki mi for this nairaland

ashmanpolo: even this your post could be FAKE and photoshopped. kai kai man. whatever and however Kim K is the last person i'll regard as a celebrity. naaaansense

Buhhahahahahahahh... falls from okada. I wonder why people should be Celebrating an Ashawo. she's over-rated jare. Mine too is photoshopped. hehehehehehhe

ashmanpolo: For me mehn, i think i would have to visit all the banks in my area. You?

lmao. da kyn thing I don hamma

some of us here are crazier than even psychia people. make ur contibutns and gerrout. whats d argument about wether the story is REAL or FAKE. To those that think the story is cooked-up, are u saying it's not possible for a rev. sis to fall in love?

Abeg OP dont mind the fools that think the story is not real, all i'll say is dat u should avoid anything that will bring the wrought of God upon you. If the lady is meant for u no jupiter can stop that and also be prayerful

ashmanpolo: Ediot Thomas na u God go first kill for being skeptical. person, cretinous cretin in a demented human form coming here to type DUMB comments with a SMART phone

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaa. my belle ooooooooooo *vomits two buckets of water*