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Those days wives cook well like their mom. These days they drink and smoke like their pop..... But that's none of my business tho

dyt babe: Mtchewww
Boring already

OO

Lordabas: In Summary Things that push men away:

-Nagging
-Complaning
-Not listening
-Insults
-Rude remarks
-Insecurity
-Lacking trust
-Lying
-Constantly bashing him
-Always in his business
-Bugging him when he is watching football.

And this whole list is the Summary?

Nigeria has to go back to the Military regime ASAP.
Democracy has caused us more harm than good.
774 local Govt chairmen are thieves, their PAs and SAs thieves, the PAs of all the PAs and SAs thieves, the touts of all the PAs thieves
Commissioners, Senators, Ministers Big big thieves. Their PAs and SAs common thieves
Governors and the President..... lemme just keep quiet. I'm HIGH this morning

And bankers have time to run this long lengthy one page shii they call blog. Huh?

Nonetheless, I learnt something from your touching story. Nice write up

dyt babe: Lucky
If I cash u ehn

Wetin I do tho?

dyt babe: Why not
Bt depends on what led to our brk up
And then, can't leave my frnd cos of some man, I as a person value friendship to anyth even if have been betrayed enuf times

No matter how. IOW, however, it pays to be friendly with everybody. There's more to life than being malicious u know.

My best:
God of Mercy and Compassion
How can I repay the lord
Christ is my rock

pasqal09: Distance as a result of NYSC ended mine.

take heart. That acronym is a nightmare. Lol

I still pin down here o.

But wait o nairaland now looks (werre werre)
i.e. Very scanty

Plus

T's like i'm dangling in the 80's. Everything abt me is old here

Many many lie lie for churches these days mehn

The other day one woman come out for testimony time say their car somersault 17 times forward and 5 times sideways say thank God she survived. Me com dey ask "who even count the somersaultings them sef? Lol

So many silly replies here I bet.

IMO:
In one way or d other 90% men has laid hands on their woman but get prone to remorse and penitence. According to Aristotle "to decide means to kill every other option"
Most of these men decide and say "I'm girding up the loins in my heart to say I'll NEVER hit my woman again" and it benchmarks forever in their heart.
Only men without principles and discipline goes back to hit their woman again and again. Such men I call them "non-men in a numb and reduced lumpish state"
Tell your friend to eschew the caring and loving side of this man and focus on his principles in entirety. The possibility of him promising never to err again and remain stick to his words is infinite.
For those saying he'll never Change, u're all wrong because u're only talking while seating on the fence. Kudos goes to only a man in an arena who strives valiantly with face masked with blood and sand, who errs over and over again and later gets up and embrace positive change.
That man is possibly in the arena right now

prettyjo: signs of God's blessings.Indeed God is d creator of d whole universe

Lemme believe in your optimism tho

Scientists in the house pls what deductions can we make of this continuous rain in December. Imagine the rain substituting harmattan. Quite queer o. What's happening cos since my mama born me this kain tin Neva happen o

Kilo le faa?

Went for a child dedication on Sunday and this very gorgeous chick walked up to me and said "do u know u're handsome? I wish I could steal you away from whoever is your girlfriend, pls lets snap sm pix"
Me was like.. Hmm... This girl just hit the rock meehn, nothing pisses me off more

...and this is on front page? Politics. Okay who do I have to lobby to get da fkuc outta back page?

Harbosede02: @op

Be loyal first or we'll continue to ruin your mascara....@signature



Yes!!! Your loyality is in doubt

This wonderfully good write-up almost got bastardized when you said she's a virgin.



The question is "are u sure?"
"Is she now queer bc you'll soon find out...?" Nonetheless she's over- due for marriage yet with an impish character

It is a sad fact, but there is no such thing as a perfect relationship. So, although you might be in love with your better half, there’s always a chance that she might be cheating on you. Contrary to what your macho side might think, you may not be the center of her universe after all.
But you can rest easy. Here is a top 10 list of signs she’s cheating on you. While all the cheating signs that follow may not imply that she is in fact cheating on you, each is definitely a warning that something is amiss with your ladylove. Depending on the scenario, you may need to look further for more signs she’s cheating on you.

1. She detaches herself from your family

The fact that she no longer wants to attend your family’s functions or hang with your friends is one of the signs she’s cheating on you. This sign may be indicative of cheater’s remorse on her part, which means that she likely feels guilty about cheating. The less she immerses herself in your circles (which contain people who are painful reminders of her sins), the less mental anguish she’ll have to endure.

2. She nags you incessantly
Gone are the days when the two of you could communicate with harmonious precision. Now, every sentiment you express sets her off and she finds any excuse to lash out at you. If such an about-face sounds familiar, she may be subconsciously trying to justify her little tryst. Nagging you helps eliminate or at least ease her nagging guilt. So if she habitually begins to point out your every flaw, you may want to get to the bottom of what’s really going on because it’s one of the signs she’s cheating on you.

3. She has a mysterious friend
A telltale sign that your woman is cheating arises when a mysterious friend inches his way into the picture. Whether it’s someone she claims is a coworker or an old friend from way back, she keeps this friendship under wraps and is hesitant to share any general details about him, much less introduce you. And it doesn’t take a Ph.D. to figure out why.

4. She deflects simple questions
You should be suspicious of your girlfriend when she refuses to answer the simplest and fairest of questions or answers questions only after repeating them back to you, which usually indicates a mind that’s searching for a lie. Be wary of times when, rather than reveal that she got home at midnight, she begrudgingly asks, “Why do you want to know what time I left the saloon?” If she gets defensive about disclosing information that she used to volunteer without hesitation, she may be hiding something or someone and it’s one of the surest signs she’s cheating on you.

5. She shifts priorities away from you
If she is involved in a hot and heavy romance with someone else, you’ll definitely feel a shift in her daily priorities. Suddenly, there are no more implied Sunday dates at the movies or so many excuses she has not to visit you. There is a tendency for most philanderers to schedule meetings with their new flame as often as they can, which results in a complete disregard for previous engagements.

6. She puts more effort into looking sexy
You may like her just the way she is, but that won’t stop her from trying to dazzle her new fling. Just as you tried to impress each other at the beginning of your relationship, she’ll try to impress her new flame with a sudden urge to improve her style, change her makeup and alter her physical appearance for the new man in her life. So, while her desire to look sexier is one thing, not caring about your opinion on the matter is quite another.

7. She becomes autonomous
One of the biggest signs she’s cheating on you is her breaking away from your little two-person unit to become more autonomous. She has dropped ” we” from her vocabulary in favor of “I.” Moreover, she does more things on her own and stops consulting you about future plans. In short, she conducts herself in ways that hint that she no longer needs you to hold her hand. Whether she’s hoping you’ll leave her or she’s simply looking for more time to lead her “double life,” it’s safe to conclude that she wants you out of the picture — she just can’t build up the nerve to leave you.

8. She is secretive about her schedule
She may claim to no longer have time for any extracurricular activities with you, yet she has one foot out the door the minute one of her girlfriends calls. Either that or she has been “going away on business” one too many times. And when she does leave, her whereabouts are sketchy at best and you are somehow always the last to know. Disclosing her itinerary to you at the last minute and overlooking your plans in the process can mean many things, one of which isn’t that she’s forgetting, but rather leaving you out.

9. You become irrelevant
What could be worse than a girlfriend who nags you about absolutely everything? How about one who stops noticing that you’re even alive? All at once, she doesn’t care if you don’t want to go to the saloon with her; she’ll just find somebody else with whom to go. And whatever opinion you may have, be it about how she looks or how you’re feeling, is met with a tepid response. In other words, she doesn’t place the same importance on what you think and what you do as she once did, especially on things that directly affect the relationship.

And u made me think it's Beverly Osu. Lol

You need to cut your tail in the zoo first to transmigrate from animalae to human before...

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Cos They' so used to mama-put these days n Internet racketeering

After all d browsing n chatting they be like: Madam, Abeg mix peper soup and bean. add 3 kpomo,one plantain and some okporo. pour kunu join am. spray som stew on top jare!! no time.

Enjoy!

Trouble is:
When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.

When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go change d talk †Φ 'ϋя mama T̶̲̥̅ιηє̲'.

When you're up against Lionel Messi in your debut game as a Defender.
E go beta say u collect red card

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d mosquito ohh, or else...

When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.

When Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of the Year.
Abeg eeee

When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"""""
U go travel go villa by force.

When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
Ol'boy, E don red be dat!

When ur dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.

When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just stop beg am.

When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.

When Charlie Boy is ur cell mate in Prison.
O 'boy, u don collect akpako be dat.... Lmaooo..

Just maybe huh?

Luxiana19: Its nt fake oo.. iv seen her in a bikini and its all her. She has never admitted to having hip surgery either.
she looks good tho.

Dats not true. She had hip surgery sometime ago. Check well o

AmBeautiful: This story is incomplete.
Why did your neighbour actually go for a DNA Test

One argument led to another... Can't say abt dat tho