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You fortuitously bump into a site and sees something like this "here's my BB pin ******* and whatsApp contact ***** let's chat"
She' givin' out her contacts on a social media

demelza: Fear women especially the holy, holy types.
They should both wait for the result from the 2nd test & then take whatever actions necessary.

For me I am doubting DNA tests right now

Today is the tomorrow we talked about yesterday

One thing led to another then he decided to go for a DNA test but lo and behold the son he'd known for 3yrs now isn't his but then the wife swears never to have cheated before.
Now I advised him to check out another hospital, if the result happens to be the same what can we conclude? For me I can vouch that his wife is extra- phenomenal. Even the guy is surprised.

Like? No. Cos da hips is SO fake like WWE raw

Dat bahynd is as fake as WWE smack down

^^^not all girls Joor. Ema Ma generalize oshi o

A girl feels so happy spending your money but a woman says romantic words to u like "hun gimme ur bank account lemme give u some money" lol

Girls unknowingly give signs when they aren't interested no more.
Some got their one leg with you and the other leg on air searching for a better ground to match - very wrong act.
The not-good-ones gotcha as auxiliary while with another person - heartless n deceitful. What makes u a man is ur ability to put all the pictures she's displayed n categorize her.
Relationships tend towards marriage n marriage aint no 2-mins indomine noodles sh1t.
Relax urself n make a good choice my brother

if i curse that mumu man now, dem go say I dey greedy. i'll just stay tacit

Football Players are an adrenaline packed rich young men and with these classification we can understand why young women drool over them.

Here we take out the bad apple from the bunch and reveal the top 5 you women should avoid if you ever get the chance to be with them.

1. John Terry
http://img.naij.com/sports/0b/9/john_terry.jpg

The former England and present Chelsea Captain might seem like a good family man but it's been revealed that he slept with his teammate's (Wayne Bridge) wife and racially abused Anton Ferdinand during a league game.

2. Mario Balotelli.

http://img.naij.com/n/08/5/mario_balotelli_gf2.jpg

Italian Bad Boy Numeru uno has been in the press a lot over negative news ranging from throwing darts at youth team players to having sex with his heavily pregnant girlfriend's Friend while she was upstairs resting, Ladies beware.

3. Ryan Giggs.

Manchester United and Wales Legend Ryan Giggs is the most decorated player in English history with 13 EPL Titles and 2 Champions League and four FA Cups but little did we know that during this time he also had an eight year affair with his brother's Wife.

This was made known only after the brother's wife discovered that ryan was cheating on her with model Imogeb Thomas.

4. Ashley Cole.

The 100+ Capped England former Arsenal and Now current Chelsea Left back marriage collapsed after being caught cheating four times. and he is also well know for his greed.

5.Faustino Asprilla

Last but definitely not least is former Colombian International Faustino Asprilla, The 43 year old was once arrested for firing a machine gun at security forces and recently he has been offered a role as a professional porn star for a week.

mayorall: Ghen ghen. Op hard been banned.

dem don unban me o

Many girl friends but just One wife

The waist just dey waste

sCun: A linguistic whatever shouldn't write as poorly as you do.

Hmm easy

Is everybody here crazy except me? i just need your damn price. Kanye gave Kim an engagement ring worth $2M. So let's know hw much urs' worth if u've gotten one b4 pls

[quote author=Mynd_44]@OP, the price of the ring does not matter. What matters is the person giving it and what the ring signifies.

When you realize that, your life will be a little easier[/quote]Now this is my first real reply. ƬћªΩќs

Pls NLs that are engaged, how much did u spend on the ring and how long (i.e. Duration) before you got married?

Please serious-minded answers needed ASAP

Thanks

1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a
taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a
spanner to open a
bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler
just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved
at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient
simply because she forgot to give him sleeping
pills....
6. AN IGALA man who
lowered his TV volume because he wanted to
read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to
check
if the mango was ripe enough then came down
and started
stoning it.....
11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta
because he thought sprite was unripe
11.A GWARI man who saw something that
looked like shit, touched n tasted n said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no match am....
12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...

@OP, if i beat you ARSENALLY now dem go say i wicked

Dyt: Get off my back
*frowns*

Ya right i should. It's very BORING from your back
*lemmechangestyle*

Dyt: Boring

How is the word 'saddist' spelt again o.
i think the correct spelling is D, Y, T

Real name: Lucky Ogu

Nickname: Lokito

HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lion, catching bullets with bare
hands, Jogging up & down mount Everest.

MY RECORD: Fought with a tyrannosaurus rex and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds... d list is much.

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone. Fluent in 10,598 languages,1st man to land on the sun.

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the last one is now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, When a cobra died after biting me and secondly, I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like
to show off ......

Yours?