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Mou benching our last seasons best player is not good o

[quote author=dr@ss]Eto was on international break prior to the Uefa Super Cup. So he was ineligible to play for Chelsea yesterday. The fact that Mata didn't start the game doesn't mean that its over for him nor is Mikel Obi being relegated to the background. Its still part of the game. Chelsea Fc is bigger than any player.[/quote]So will Eto play d next game. What do u think? Also his age ooo

Only in Nigeria that a sick governor, on a sick bed...will freely sack n dissolve anybody dissolveable

Iyalaiya anybody

Akpors Family
FUNNY ABBREVIATION NAMES:
Gift Chioma Emeka = G.C.E
David Victor Denis = DVD
Hope Innocent Vincent = HIV
Love Grateful Ada = L.G.A.
Nathaniel Tim Akpos = NTA
Amanda Ino Daniel Serah = AIDS
Nwankwo Elochi Peter Akpos= NEPA
Veronica Ifeoma Peter = VIP
Rapuruchuku Ifeanyi Paul = RIP
Benjamin Bony Maduabuchi = BBM
Mukaila Tunde Nurudeen = MTN
Deborah Sarah Tiffany Veronica = (DSTV)
Akpos Iyk Tony = (AIT)
Nike Emmanuela Cosmas Orlando (NECO)
Waziri Akpos Ebenezer Concordis(WAEC)
Jamiu Akpos Mailaka Bakare (JAMB)
Usman Titus Maduka Emmanuel (UTME)
Oya add your own make the FUN
continue.....!!!!!!!

Enegod: mtcheeew...op,i think you aren't normal

Who is this saddist la?

She mistakenly stepped on her BB Q10 and heard a Crack. She closed her eyes and silently prayed to God that, let it be her leg that broke

@OP, are u staying around Oluyole, i heard abt smtin like this last week saturday

spongeback: Since she will be doing all this for you I hope you can return the favor

Of course i do more...
Chores: 70%
Bed: 99%
L♡ve: 99%
Finance: 90% (she' never guan see d bank for long)
Etc.

alutacontinua: Did anybody see the sister part?
I definitely wouldn't do that for my brother, when his hands are not amputated.
eehhrrrmmm...your story seems too one-sided, i don't have an opinion.

Don't be biase, u'll do more for your elder brother even if he doesn't ask. Plus i don't see how the story above is one-sided

Afam4eva: And what will you be acting as?

Like a One-Man Army

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NaijaFlow: Please do show me proof that GEJ is involved in that mess? You guys don't understand politics. Amaechi has stepped on toes and the people who has stopped on their toes are the ones fighting him. That the president kept quiet doesn't mean he is the one behaving the problem in Rivers State. If he intervenes now you guys will still run your mouth, He is not intervening you guys are running your mouth. Keep it on, na so we go take make Nigeria better.

U understand politics, yet u don't knw what's happening. FYI i work with Felix Obuah as an SA, here in Omoku so i knw beta than U

NaijaFlow: What else and who else do you expect Tinubu and the opposition to accuse? Of course everything is GEJ's fault, If tinubu messes it is GEJ's Fault, Tinubu Coughs, it is Jonathan's Fault.

You're talking gibberish. Abi anybody Lloyd your head this morning?


Charlie, click LIKE if u think Tinubu is #on point#

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Over sabi is better than saying a spouse is a Girlfriend. [/color]

Nobody said a Spouse is a girlfriend. Read the topic and relate it to the write-up. The question is for spouse dem o

xynerise: . Spouse na sponsor

Leave Sexkillz, over sabi go kill am one day not Sex#

Kirinwa: Yes

Meaning u can?

i was madt when my serious gf said she would allow me as long as we weren't married. Isn't this statement passing a message or something?

[quote
author=ashmanpolo]Now this is very rude silly. So when every Tom, Diick n Harry fall in
love with you, you simply fall back just like that and u call dat
maturity. U be really Akpan[/quote]HEAVY AKPAN!!!

MRbrownJAY: unless that bi.tch is in heat, there is absolutely NOTHING you can possibly do.

How

ashmanpolo: Who be this wan wey com first me comment nah....mscheeew.
@OP, I just read your post from my Nexus 7 5G inside air France aero plane, first class. Make ur B.itch get 'heat period' first, then send her to the Rotweiler to be devoured

Lol, hw do i make her get heated up

ashmanpolo: Who be this wan wey com first me comment nah....mscheeew.
@OP, I just read your post from my Nexus 7 5G inside air France aero plane, first class. Make ur B.itch get 'heat period' first, then send her to the Rotweiler to be devoured

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i've beeen sitting inside my Jeep browsing for like 2hrs now with my brand new iPad 4 on this topic but no explicit tips. i need to make my dog mate with our neighbour's Rotweiler. How pls?

ahmmyreal: if women should be in control, they should be d one dropping d money. how about that?

Don't mind d OP, he's nufin but a woman_wrapper. If u can't contrl ur wife then u'v nt startd. #shikena#

Stupid post from an idiotic OP. Why shouldn't a guy control his woman to all these extent. As per social media, how will u feel when ur woman keeps pinging n chatting wt men online. U'll call it over-control abi? Nonsense write-up

Ogbeche77: A good piece though,but these enterprenuers don't have the interest of the youth at heart,its just PROFITS,PROFITS & PROFITS everyones Sèxx sells.. And that is exactly what BBA is doing,with the new introduction of the VIP package on there site where viewers have access to housemates shower hours & intimate activities.
Its time the African youths starts with a humble beginning,instead of awaiting GRANTS & SUPPORTS that ll never arrive..

VIP package i watched Bolt and Betty having live sex n i was madt. What if na your babe be Betty? And Bolt has a ring on his finger o. Na wao

kiss2Tell: You don start o. 12 views vs 5 posts.

How him start?

Patuwa: I support you. God bless you. The managers of DSTV are promoting satanism and illuminati. They are seeking for ways to touch and destroy all the lives of African's tomorow leaders. How can immorality and indecency be aired on TV and every body flood to watch it.

#onPoint# they are making serious money at the detriment of Africans. Imagine how much they make on just voting - N75 per vote times millions of Nigerians, yet the program is dead not educating. Rubbish people

MODs frontpage pls, this is the most reasonable writeup i've read so far this year

A friend was involved in a fatal accident and lost his two eyes. looking at him i asked myself.
what ailment can be worse than BLINDNESS

quote author=achina boy]are you Samloco`s son [/quote]No, I'm your father

Simple Question: "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??"
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GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.
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BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
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MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream...and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
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OMAWUMI:
If u ask me, na who I go ask?
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A TYPICAL NIGERIAN:
Why u dey ask? abi your own loss? Abeg, I no want wahala o! I am innocent. Joor, if dem send you come meet me, tell dem say you no jam me for house.
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UNCLE SEGE:
The chicken dey kamkpe.
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GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.
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GANI:
Why won't the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?
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HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.
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What's ur answer Lol: