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qualityovenbake:
We all are wishing you a quick recovery. President Buhari said Nigeria is broke. So, as soon as you are discharge from the hospital, we will need that money you helped Nigeria government to keep.

Correct!

Querty:
but what wrong has dis beautiful woman done to u people to warrant all dis evil comments??

Which court has convicted her?

I love u sooo much Diezani!! plse recover for me.

U remain my only crush

Another butt licker identified...

likila:
Diezani shall live long and see Buhari make a big fool of himsef.

Just wait & relax. U go see d revelation with ya own eyes.

No sympathy at all for this woman, even on sick bed. Na so dem hate u reach...
See ur life?

The security watching her had better be UK police. Make dem no bring naija police com dis story abeg.

PDP, shvt da fvckup. Your wailings are inconsequential.

This does not in anyway change the size of your prison jumpsuit. Get well soon.

Security has been beefed up around former Petroleum Minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke.

This follows a successful cancer surgery conducted in a London hospital on October 22, 2015.

Doctors had advised Diezani, under probe by the UK government, to avoid disturbances to recover well.

A family source told Sunday Telegraph, was now in hiding and has increased security.
Her decision was not unconnected with the intense media scrutiny that followed her arrest last month along with four others.

“The focus on Diezani and hysteria has completely shifted everything in one direction,” the source said.

“Her family’s interest is for her to get well. The family is particularly worried about her health and seriously praying that she gets well.
“She is yearning to give an account of her stewardship once she is well enough. Nigerians should pray for her to get well so that we can put all this behind us.”

It is unclear if the security around Diezani is being handled by a private firm or UK Police.

The Westminster Magistrate’s Court on Marylebone Road, London had early last month granted an application for the seizure of £27,000 seized from the former minister under Section 295 of Proceeds of Crime Act 2012.

By granting the application, which was filed by the UK’s National Crime Agency, the money would be held in the custody of the court until April 5, 2016.


http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/01/security-beefed-up-around-diezani-after-cancer-surgery/

ISpiksDaTroof:
Wow!

I always say a scarily large amount of Nigerian youths, especially the poor ones, are just as senseless---if not more senseless--- than the generation before them. Look at the nonsense you typed.

Chai...see how u destroy dis guy's career

SAMBARRY:
They actually look like identifiable twins. Their mothers must be interrogated

To know They say it's only a mother that knows the really father of her children

True...dem suppose interrogate their mama.

WeedSeller:
' No1 wll believ my papa dopple ganger is dangote;to extent diffrnt skuls dey use am do Chairman for graduation' weddings.; seminars...They tink say money dey (his related"'

Hahahahhahaha...

DaBullIT:
the write up says they both budgeted / released billions of naira that ended up in private pockets


Did they pay directly into said private pockets ??


anyways


Karma is a biatch , your own dey come , so when he happen we go ask you say ?

Arbowki yaya kasuwa ?

We all know that so many contracts were awarded on that road during their regime and the express is still a shame to see...

Guy relax, you are just 31. I'll be 34 in few days and I still don't plan to settle down for now. I have a target to do that in the next two years. The most important thing is for you to have plan and be focused. The right person will show up when you are 100% sure you are ready.

Segunjosegs:
I trust Obasanjo not to let this pass. the man chop liver sha

Sure obasanjo go fire back but ma d plain truth d guy tell am.

PresVA:
Not funny oo... can one really say how he/she looks?

I guess the people in question were able to know they looked alike because of their beards. .

Well I know how I look and if I meet my lookalike, trust me I will point him out immediately without thinking much..

Ufranklin92:
Funny

Tommorow might just be your turn...fool

Mentality as such will not move naija forward. It is only intuitive to question the state of that expressway despite the so many billions that have been supposedly committed to its construction by the two administrations.
Sometimes you wonder that is it not just laying asphalt. Is it that difficult?

What Balarabe said makes absolute sense.

When your enemies are not afraid to show themselves to you...

But to be honest, I somehow agree with Balarabe. It's just the honest and bitter truth.

https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/obasanjo-talks-to-jonathan.jpg?fb3601

A former governor of old Kaduna state, Alhaji Balarabe Musa has stated that no one should sympathise with former Presidents, Olusegun Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan over the mishap their vehicles encountered at the Lagos—Ibadan expressway as they were only being haunted by the karma.

Speaking shortly after the duo experienced road mishaps, Musa insisted that the two former leaders should rather be the ones who should apologise to Nigerians for failing to live up to the demands of their office particularly as it pertains to that expressway, adding that they could have fixed the roads but chose not to.

According to him, “When both of them were in office, they budgeted billions of naira for construction work on that expressway and other ones across the country, but that was where it ended as the money voted for the work on the road usually mend in private pockets.

“Thousands of Nigerians lose their lives on these deplorable roads everyday but now that the two of them have also become victims of negligence of that highway, the authorities should let them lick their wounds as they soberly reflected that when they had the opportunity to fix the roads, they failed to do so.

“What happened to Obasanjo and Jonathan should now serve as a wake-up call to Buhari. As the sitting president of the country, he should order a probe into how billions of naira voted for construction and repair works on the roads ended in private pockets. The stolen money should be retrieved while those involved no matter how highly placed should be put on trial for economic sabotage instead of us sympathizing with Obasanjo and Jonathan. They are the ones who owed Nigerians an apology for failing to perform their duties when they were in power.

“The state of our roads across the country is very shameful. Most of them are death traps. For an oil-producing nation, this is a big shame and embarrassment. But these carnages on our roads is enough, and this is why Buhari must go all out to apprehend those who are responsible for the deplorable state of our roads.

“It serves both Obasanjo and Jonathan right to have a taste of what average Nigerians suffer as a result of bad state of our roads,” the elder statesman concluded.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/10/31/obasanjo-jonathans-recent-road-accidents-serve-them-right-balarabe-musa/

PresVA:
I won't even know my lookalike when I see her because I can't say exactly how I look...

Very funny.

EfemenaXY:
@op: how did you reach the conclusion that they're identical twins? That certainly wasn't implied in the facebook comment.

Besides, one is visibly taller than the other.

Guy, I went through the pain of reading this news on a site, copied it, pasted it and posted it on nairaland, I'm sorry I can't go through the pain of explaining simple sarcastic English expression to you. Biko.

A bearded traveller was shocked to discover his not biological but identical twin on a Ryanair flight after he discovered the stranger sat in his seat.
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Neil Douglas was on a flight from Stansted to Shannon Airport, County Clare, on Thursday evening when he met Robert Stirling, from London.

Speaking to MailOnline, Mr Douglas said,
'I asked him to move and when the guy looked up, I thought: "Holy s***, he looks like me. We had a big laugh about it – everyone had a laugh. We took a selfie and that was it.

'I later checked into my hotel in Galway to find my doppelganger checking into the same hotel ahead of me. Total weirdness.'

Mr Stirling, a 35-year-old civil servant from Redbridge, added:

'I had actually swapped my seat on the plane so that a couple could sit together.

The photograph which the two complete strangers took has already been shared nearly 2,000 times. It shows them looking strikingly similar due to their bushy ginger beards, smiles and hairstyles. They were even wearing similar black tops, later realised they were booked into the same Irish hotel and went for a drink.
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http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/amazing-man-meets-his-exact-lookalike.html?m=1

Good

Na wa o...opposition don arrange d guy mama...


Wetin Dem wan take 100-year old mama do nah.

UjSizzle:
Unless he intends to employ babies in the public sector, I don't see how this corruption will go away. Good luck.

Corruption thrives in every country but I can be stemmed.

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel.

8 ) When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our mothers are wonderful. Add your own

up Buhari

OZAOEKPE:
PMB is in India for kidney and lung transplants, let's pray for him.

The rate at which you are going, you will just kill yourself with high Bp. This is how stroke starts. Early warning - don't come to nairaland and start begging for donation.