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E be like say na today dem just dey slaughter easter chicken for floor. See blood!

Taming the bulls and the bears!

http://www.meristem.com.ng/uploads/files/BULLS%20_%20BEARS%20ON%20THE%20PROWL.pdf

Interesting write-up on the Pension Fund and the Stock MArket.

http://allafrica.com/stories/200803250095.html

Nigeria: N3.5 Billion Fresh Fund for Zinox

NIGERIA'S premier computer brand, Zinox, has got N3.5 billion new fund injection in a move the owners said would help meet the demand of a responsive market to position the brand as the computer of first choice across the West African sub-region.

"We are ambitious and want to change the landscape in 18 months," Mr. Leo Stan Ekeh, Chairman of Zinox Computers told Vanguard.

http://allafrica.com/stories/200803240776.html

Hurray,

SEC (sorry, Seun) has released our darling thread from technical suspension(sorry lockdown), but I still cant upload pictures.

Spread the news!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-31554.22656.html

Hurray,

SEC (sorry, Seun) has released our darling thread from technical suspension(sorry lockdown), but I still cant upload pictures.

Spread the news!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-31554.22656.html

Welcome back!

But I can't post pictures yet!

Thanks Seun

@CrazyT,

Yeah, have seen easi's reply and contacted Seun. Hoping for something positive soon.

My hard-disk is already grumbling about cartoons that are lining up to be posted!


This reminds me of the great stock crash we had in em em em, remind me Samstone

@Yodi and co,

Anyone who is ready to be a moderator for this thread can mail Seun at his gmail address. With that I believe we may have the former thread open with the picture properties we are used to. See some of my exchanges with him in red below;

Today, Seun wrote;If you come accross someone I can trust, let me know.

On 3/24/08, loma wrote:
 CEO,
 Read this thread and do something fast. Be pro-active!
 https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-122068.64.html

Seun wrote :  I need to find someone I can trust.

On 3/23/08, loma wrote:
And you do not even have to make me a moderator, just make sure
there are moderators,,


You do not begin to get a sense of appreciation for what we had on that thread, until you get to SMN,and see that words like "CICO","AGBERO-BROKER" are now used as normal words

Seun needs to be more proactive about things. In my email to him, I suggested several people as moderators, and he said he was still looking for someone he can trust! Imagine ,and he waited until the situation degenerated till that level. (Won't be surprised if he bans me now, wont be the first time!).

I honestly prefer Nairaland to SMN,and if Seun is listening, post in here, get a moderator today , and re-open the former thread!

Folks, I holla o. _{crawls to smn}

@ijogbon; your name reminds me of all the beating i used to chop when i still dey act like that your name for naija!

@all ; If you take the quote abandon long-term investing, I go give you Horace grave address make you go complain!!

@aktopgun; Look at the 3rd to the last of your quotes, my quote is a fuller version of that!

@AK

spem longam reseces -- prune back your desires to a smaller space.

Dum loquimur-Even while we speak,

fugerit invida
Aetas:envious time has passed:

carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero:pluck the day, putting as little trust as possible in tomorrow!

Thats the brief translation give to us by our Latin teacher in those days spent with Pope Dreyfus at the Vatican , as Samstone is wont to say,

Spem longam reseces. Dum loquimur,
fugerit invida
Aetas: carpe diem, quam minimum
credula postero.

Oro agba!

FatherOF2:
@ Ioma,

You're not only special, you're INTELLIGENT. Only an intelligent person can execute what you do.
Na CPR them take rescucitate me from one of your laughs early in the week.Keep it up.

When Fatherof2 write something in bold, some people conclude say na the stock to buy the next day be that. So for newbies wondering where to buy INTELLIGENT.  and CPR ,just deposit the money in my account

And the CICOers running in and out!(long ears needed to hear rumors early!)

Not forgetting the fundamentalists!(na to siddon like Wanajo on top of BOC gases wey hin buy at 2 naira )

And my Nairaland friends! (Identify them-some clues-WW,YY,EM,AK,F2,PP)

And also my banker(hope no be on top of my NSE loot hin dey get fat )

Happy Holidays from my broker (no wonder he cant get any stock on bid )

What do you see?

Stumpy And The Plane
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." Martha always replied, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars."
One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 81 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance." Martha replied, "Stumpy, that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 10 dollars."
Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Stumpy and said, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but 10 dollars is 10 dollars."

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

I wish the buck stopped here - I could use a few.

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn't reach a conclusion. (George Bernard Shaw)

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. (Cynthia Nelms)

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Lawyer to client at the reading of a will: "Being the sole survivor, I imagine this will is not quite what you expect. Now, if you'll just make out a check for $3,260, " .

MONEY IS THE ROOT TO ALL EVIL -- send $9.95 for more info

A plumber visited a doctor's home, did some repair work and then presented the physician with a huge bill.
"This is outrageous," said the M. D. "I'm a doctor and I don't earn this much!"
"When I was a doctor," the plumber replied, "neither did I."

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have.

Please Notice!!

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And, we have noticed that some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable.

It has been noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticeable. Therefore, this notice is to remind you to notice the notices and to respond to the notices because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.

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Easimoni, Hope no be the kind vacation u just finish be this!

Shey u see wetin dey happen when yarns too much. Oya all of una go to bed.

When Cheexy said  "You are adopted" she was referring to the question of a father and mothe having a child ,who is not u, b4 u come misunderstand am.

However, I must to apologise graphically on ur behalf!

@ all.

Loma, you be bad boy o. See as you make moneyed elders dey sweat for Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.  Na only ijogbon (may I not meet you in the dark ) and TheOne get am sha!

Have  a lovely 4 days without bears chopping your money !

Happy Page 700!

For those chasing illiquid stocks!