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invisible!:
I even thought Loma would have used a cartoon to illustrate his last quote

You are damn right. Working on it, but wanted to get that out first for people to digest over lunch (or dinner)

@ Easi, sice you work at 'GunsPoint" I know who you work for; 'millitary school"

@Femtex: The lunchticket na $5000 o, still interested?

@all; Ponder on this quote-, "It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Abraham Lincoln

The evil man gives heed to wicked lips, and listens to falsehood from a mischievous tongue. (Proverbs 17:4)
The fool takes no delight in understanding, but rather in displaying what he thinks. (Proverbs 18:2)
The fool's lips lead him into strife, and his mouth provokes a beating. (Proverbs 18:6)
The fool's mouth is his ruin; his lips are a snare to his life. (Proverbs 18:7)

@easimoni, do you work downtown? Make I take you to lunch one of this days! Hopefully ,you dont work for the enemy (-xx--).

@damoche; try and get your facts right. I happen to know Huckabee, he is a friend who I invited to the thread and he is not easimoni.

wanaj0:
As na Houston you dey, no need answering your question

Will be doing an MBA or MSC in Economics in Curtin University!!! That should tell you the place now!!!!!

All the way in Western Australia? Greet Uncle Adisa for mw when you get there o!

ekwu_2000:
Hello,
PLEASE DIS REGARD

@loma's post.

See me see trouble o. Which of my posts do you want them to disregard? Unless you publish a full page centerspread unreserved apology in a widely read daily newspaper within the next 7 days, I will devote a cartoon to you

As I wake up this morning come see pricelist, na im I decide say I no go even open my portfolio for Monday morning. I no wan make oyibo dey ask me for office whether I get flu!

E go better sha!

Blueband,  It seems you just made my Saturday with that ABC info.  Na full body I take enter that bus, both under N4 and at N7.

This week I tried to get a loan from my bank in Tejas, and got this reply (see pic 1) because the guy in the 2nd pic had beaten me to it!

Loma is back!  Na now now I just ecape from Easi after my 419th post!  The experience pass jaw-breaking!

Looks left and right    I only managed to esape by pressing the escape key on his NSE laptop.

The good news is while I was tied up, I heard all the CICo and PP details he is planning on.

Oh here he comes, off I go!

See Easimoni!

@FO2 - No be me dey draw the graphics o, I just dey pick am from store-My hard drive is full of graphics from all over.

@WindyWendy; Wetin be tatafo? Original Mama Bakkasi Na my alert no work well, instead of alerting me to your stock posts, na when you dey advise husband and fine my phone dey ring!

@AktopGun- Shey u say' No cause for control on Cutix, if everything is under alarm, that one good be that

Now I know why we no too dey see  long posts from WindyWendy again! Go and look at the marriage proposal section and see the treatises she has written,and the journal papers too.

From now on until the bulls are back, I am disabling your password from accessing any other thread apart from this.

I need 2nders and 3rders!

Total buys 40 pct of Nigerian OPL 257 gas licence
Wed 12 Mar 2008, 16:24 GMT

[-] Text [+] PARIS, March 12 (Reuters) - French oil and gas giant Total <TOTF.PA> on Wednesday said it had acquired a 40 percent stake of Nigeria's Conoil offshore gas OPL 257 licence.

Conoil remains the operator with a 50 percent interest, while a local company holds the ramining 10 percent.

"Covering an area of 372 sqaure kilometres, OPL 257 is located some 150 kilometres offshore, in water depths ranging from 1,600 to 1,800 metres," Total said in a statement. (Reporting by Muriel Boselli)

AKTOPGUN,

NA Cutix I use do footrest for here, are you saying i should use it as a pilow and sleep on?  What do the red candles say ,tonight with the full moon out?

Niwi,Niwi,Niwi,Niwi

BigTreat no even wait make I chop clean mouth, na lie I must to make 10% on this one before I sell!

Red is used relatively on this thread these days.

When people like Pumping talk about their portfolio being red, they mean, its now doing 64 % as against 138 % its been doing for the past 3 months!

No shaking.!

Na who get this Portfolio sef? The face looks like that of -------

Now, we present onto you, our upcoming star!

Welcome to the Market of the Bears!

The onset of this bearish season serves to re-inforce the key lessons of CICO 101 we learnt, as we prepare to take the exams to move to CICO 201.

One of the key lessons I learnt and implemented (1) Avoid CICO with stocks you cannot do medium-to-long term with!

So even though my portfolio is reddish, its with stocks like NAscon,Presco that I am prepared to do long term with, and secondly na my own money, no be school fees or bank loan!

Someone wake me up  next week when the bulls are back, make I go face my day-job squarely!

If CicoKing,CAndleMaster and Fundamentalist Marshal converge say Bear dey, that one na hydra-headed monster o!

If to say I get cash, na just to dey buy as una dey sell o!

E be like say NigerianSecurities don choose red as their standard font. See my portfolio as blood cover am!

Meanwhile I hope all this ABC gist go dey correct o. Na high price my broker go get am today. Chei!

@easi

Na work you go do for up North,abi na vacation?

When you get back to H-Town , I suppose block you sha (hope say no be becos of una gas-price dey go up sha.) Do you work downtown?

Omatek Computers PP from a sister thread

http://www.stockmarketnigeria.com/forums/private-placements/1166-omatek-pp.html

AkTopGun,

You are just too much. From now on,any sale wey I make 10,000% and above, I must to send 0.0001% to you!

Thanks for being your brother's keeper.

@ All ABC advocates.

Are you trying to say life begins at 70? As me don already chop 70% for the bus already as I bought under N4? So you mean I should go and marry a young wife to born another pikin? ( go load new ABC carry join the one wey I get?)


On Bigtreat, I just dey go honeymoon o (na Friday I buy), so allow me make I chop small before you close curtain o. Make the thing rise reach Friday before una dey sell o.Na alajobi I take beg you o,

Niwicable! If you like drop reach N10, na medium-to-long term I dey here!

For all the folks who will come today again and ask for Stocks to buy, I go list them below as the Gurus talk am, with Caveats Trasnferred from them to you via me.

ABC
Chellarams
AfroOil
Thomas Wyatt
WTN
Air Service
Presco

If you lose for there, just remember say I get dog for front of my house

Hmmn, na here you go see person talk say man no qualify to be C-in-C except him agree to be him deputy!

For all the people with a reddish-looking portfolio…It depends on how you look at it!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine,
they were exhausted and went to sleep in their tent.Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and
millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Holmes said. Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you idiot, Someone has stolen our tent.”

orisebawo:
Normally at this time we would be getting the full analysis of the day and there would be one or two candle sticks glowing and when it gets very hot, you can always count on a cartoon sneaking in to cool our nerves. The only fighting witnessed was always between the bulls and the bears

Even the bull and the bear that were fighting before, when they saw money, they became friends!

Why your stock lost today

E be like say I don due for sabbatical now sef! All these bullish yarnings no dey my blood.

At least wait till Thursday, when I can counteract the negative posts with the beautiful sight of my spreadsheet loot!

aktopgun:
@IOMA

here's what i think

AKTOPGUN! AKTOPGUN! AKTOPGUN!

How many times I call you? Na better e go dey better for you lailai! Your star no go ever fall like Transcorp! Your child no go ever dumb like Bush! People go love you pass Obama! You go get goodluck pass Jonathan! You go get fame pass Buffett! Patients go boku for your clinic pass Hillary 's  townhall.  I am sorry I no sabi praise-sing like Ololufemi (where the man dey sef!)

Me I no need caveat o! Thanks to Elder Pumping (agba o ni baje o, iwaju iwaju lopa ebiti e o ma re si, yio bale yio bale ni labalaba fin wogbo, enikan kinmu eni, ota o ni lagabra lori e!) , I don hammer Cutix  bigtime last Thursday . Na to offload later this week remain

I am thinking there should be a quarrantine period for new members before they begin to post!

AKtopCAndle; Please shine Candle on Cutix,

Now I want to redirect all the anger at the stockbrokers!

I do not regard a BROKER as a member of the human race. Honore De Balzac  1799-1850, French Novelist  

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockBROKERs do that, and then merely at dinner parties. Oscar Wilde  1856-1900, British Author, Wit  

With an evening coat and a white tie, anybody, even a stock BROKER, can gain a reputation for being civilized. Oscar Wilde  1856-1900, British Author, Wit  

Advertising is a racket, like the movies and the BROKERage business. You cannot be honest without admitting that its constructive contribution to humanity is exactly minus zero. Source Unknown  
 
A stockBROKER urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas. Claude D. Pepper    

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counsellor, your stockBROKER, and your publisher. Jim Bouton  American Actor, Businessman, Baseball Player  

Is it not odd that the only generous person I ever knew, who had money to be generous with, should be a stockBROKER. Percy Bysshe Shelley  1792-1822, British Poet

As me no sabi to abuse people;
Instead of posting trash, just read this and smile!

One bank opened a branch near a cemetery. In the window the president put a sign that read, "You can't take it with you when you go, but here's a chance to be near it."

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Father: A banker provided by nature

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars.

Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper.

"Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?"

"Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"