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9jayes:
New meme, give it a caption.

you wan kii me ba?

haba, becos of this small thing?

players do such na, is it because this one hit a judge beside d woman overreacted sef.

Because we are a failed nation from the onset.

Walebryth:
I was watching a movie (40 temptations of Christ) and I was curious about this question. Was Satan cast out before the creation of the earth or after the creation of the earth?

Satan convinced eve to eat the forbidden fruit, which means Satan was around before the creation of the earth.
Where was Satan before the creation of the earth, after he was cast down?
Cast down to where?

Lucifer also partook in the creation of the world. He is also a God like there are many other Gods who also took part in d creation. He fell out with the Jewish God and thus became an enemy (or rather painted as one).

Mistakemaker:
What exactly is stopping Nigeria from having 24/7 electricity and making money form it as well as stabilising the economy?

Let's hear people's thoughts

a failed system!

our foundation as a country has been faulty from the onset.

Mutemenot:
When has it become the duty of our custom to make such publication Fake news jare

fake news or not, if the security forces look into it, it wont be a bad thing either.

annex1:
Dont confront her. Just focus on yourself and children please. And till you suspect otherwise, use protection during intercourse.

what's d point, let him confront her, if she is guilty, divorce her!
a man whose wife cheats on is in danger of losing his life.

StagethemTVee:
She actually promised he will die and he will kill himself. Terrible Accent, wack actress, feeling like Sandra Bullock. Tacha did not do as much as this Erica girl has done so far on the show and she got disqualified. Over to you Big Brother.

Dear Laycon, Don't worry about this emotional wreck Jezebel. You will live and not die.

she never reach tacha! she still dey learn work

MuttleyLaff:
[img]https://dallassmithblog.files./2015/02/israeli-olives.jpg[/img]I am replying you because I suffer ignoramus posts like yours gladly and also to make you not continue to squander the opportunity to learn from the above Israel Jordan market food stall displaying the range and different shades of olive fruit colours, meaning olive fruits aren't predominantly black in colour, as you and sophirebenitez, even with her Spanish last part of the portmanteau " sophirebenitez" ID, incorrectly believe to

you just me to dignify you with am insult, Naaa, I ain't gat that time. peace!

MuttleyLaff:

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Continue publicly showcasing your ignorance of the range or different shades of olive fruit colours in the Middle East. OK?

I'll repeat again that, eating olives is part of my regular staple diet.

I am 10000% you dont need vision correction and so clearly can see the above range or different shades of olive fruits colour. Smh. Funny character upandan NL. KMT

of course there are different varieties, that's why I said you should check on those commonly found in middle east. if am ignorant you won't be replying my posts.

MuttleyLaff:
I can see that its actually you, who has quite a lot to learn, so to cure your unbelief and ignorance

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sophirebenitez, don't trust whenever donnie says to you, good evening. Make it a point of duty, to first, pull aside your window curtains, to check for yourself, if true, it really is evening, Or else, you will be complicit, an accessory, aiding and abetting in the identity thief, covetousness, avarice, telling lies et ceteta crimes he is committing

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Some posters, like this one above, find it challenging reading through a thread from beginning to end

how will I type what I typed without following what you guys were arguing about? I dint join because am just knowing about the topic for the first time.
try eh, and Google 'olive fruits in the middle east' that is were isreal lies, select 'images' and see for yourself.

Never! cos I dont have any

sophirebenitez:
I hope this picture of olives growing in modern day Galilee cures your unbelief.

the end ! you have finished him.

longetivity:
nothing this vagina people cannot do for money

is the man rich sef?

dia training don start be that

puss

Bobyro:
Must you bring regions into this

I taya for some kind people sef.

Crochet:
Who is this?

Efe Ajagba

lonely o

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

look for the 20k and hire a caterer or rather offer to pay her.
why did u accept to host the meeting when u know say u no get? trying to pose as a good man abi?

I support your wife. lubbish

teewhydope:
what a dumb statement. are canadians animals or what

real stupid statement!

what crime can I commit so that they will deport me from nigeria?

who gives a shìt?

God is footballer now.

flyingpig:
If Landmass is used as factor for allocating revenue then SE go poor like Somalia o


Mr Governor, how is that even logical? What does such large mass of land produce for the country? Is there any mineral that is generated and sold for foreign exchange? There is totally no PRODUCTIVITY

These greedy people are looking for dubious ways to double their allocation against the South. In fact, SE should seriously consider pressing for "number of human resources" as a factor for distributing state allocations, because such factor will place you lot on the sloppy end of the seesaw.

Nonsense and uneducated North.

SE cant be poor, even with zero allocation

fuckyou Buhari!

Berryli:
Few weeks to my 25th birthday, last year, I ran into my Neighbour and we exchanged numbers, then the chatting began, we became friends and he offered to take me out on my birthday but It didn't happen.

Fast forward to the lockdown, I would go visit him we would chat and he appreciated my company as he was alone. He eventually started to make moves, getting all touchy which got me a little surprised and uncomfortable since as friends that was improper, which got me thinking if he wants more than friendship.

He has a great career, intelligent and all but not my spec, and I'm not attracted to him. We are very different people, socially and even our views about life. I enjoy his company but that's all there is. As a result if I use to visit twice in a week, I reduced it to once in two weeks and eventually monthly, and reduced the chats just to not give him the wrong impression.

He stylishly refer to me in future as his wife. What do I do? Is he starting to have feelings for me and how do I stylishly turn him down since he hasn't asked me out or do i wait for him to do so? cos there are people who just draw close and start dating without d while toasting stuff or is it just his flesh loosing control, which I doubt cos I try to be as decent as possible wen visiting him.

Do I just go with the flow since I'm currently not in a relationship? But won't that be me deceiving him and myself cos I don't like him in that way. or I'm over thinking the whole thing?

you are already into him but dont know yet.

wait till u see him with another girl, then the scales will fall off.

what is this one saying?
Aisha rice don dey purge am again?

Anuoluwa1234:
No mind them, I wud HV respected the idea.. if they said it earlier when the thing was still burning.. around April or so

abi?

na 3310 dem use video am?

why are all these con men coming out now to say they can heal the virus all of a sudden?
because there is now light at end of tunnel for the virus, drugs and vaccine that works.

anyway, they are con men living up to their trade, it's the fools that keep going to them I blame.