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...And when you see these signs (Coronavirus, HIV, Earthquake, etc.) know ye that the time is near. Make una repent ooo.


May God help us.

Ok

Kathleens:
I have to create another account for this reason, please i need all the advice I can get to save my marriage and sanity.

Recently I have been feeling so Hot after I stopped my baby from breastfeeding. My hubby tries his own possible way to satisfy me but after the sex I will still masturbate to pleasure myself cause I will be fantasizing about someone going down on me with their tongue (I have never experienced that in my entire life) my hubby doesn't do that.

This has made to fantasize about other guys giving me the pleasure I need, i went as far as searching the internet for gigolos and having this fantasy with them on my mind. This is crazy, I even contacted one and we fixed a date (he promised to go down on me really hot with his tongue) but I bluffed it cause I really don't have the courage to cheat on my hubby though I have cheated on him a million times on my head. I can't even imagine doing it physically but the thought is always on my head. I need to stop this and the frequent masturbation before it ruins me.

I need all the advices including insults, maybe the insults will reset my head. I am 32 years with four kids. Thank you

Talk to your husband about giving you head. After the discussion, he will feel like he doesn't satisfy you. And this is what every man hates. He will only his learn to give you head.


In marriage, communication is key.

Venerable612:
1. Get any University/tertiary education,

2. self-develop your skills, and most importantly

3. LEARN THE RULES OF THE STREET.

You will be fine.

This is the best advice

Who is that guy in the 6th picture that bastardized our traditional wear?


Congratulations and Happy Married Life, bro. Your wife is beautiful.

Ok

Is it not what we are looking for?

The earlier the better.

Good morning to Southwest

overdrive:
Governor's wife kwa

No vess

Corrected.

Borrow borrow administration.

Buhari is also wants to borrow from Pension fund. Every worker should ask a matter of urgency kick against tampering with their pension.

Anything to extort the masses. One day one day, monkey go enter market, e no go return.

The greatest problem of Enugu and it's environ is water. This governor should know that.

This man is talking as if he didn't use 1 bucket of water to bath for 2 days.

Back then in Enugu, some days we just wash our legs, hands, and face. Rub cream and wear our clothes.

We didn't care where tankers bring the water from. As long as we have water in our drums, it's fine.


He shouldn't stop people's business, biko.

Kwankwaso, your name is not Karma. Don't tell karma when to act.

Your current situation is also karma paying you back.


Park well, joor.

Shibaraba:
What if I tell you he arranged for himself to be arrested
So as to make the news.
This guy acts mumuishly (if that's a word) and I don't like his cross dressing but by Jove I love his brains.
He is as smart as the fabled tortoise
And he knows how to use his publicity.

One day una go hear say bros Don get three kids outside, he just dey use us catch cruise.
He dey use us sell market

100% truth

Are they trying to cover it up?

I just hope those animals that were blocking traffic on a bridge few weeks back were among?

Why now I'm planning to go for birth tourism? Trump really want everyone to stay in his house ooo

At least, you gave a good reason.


No PDP person is allowed to say anything on this post. If for 16 years PDP did the little Amaechi is doing, we won't be here today. Yeye people.


Before you quote me, note this....I am neither PDP nor APC. Just a patriotic Nigerian.

Dereformer:
Yoruba people, una good morning ooooooo.

It took you over 50 years to see what the Igbos saw in 1967.

You see why Igbos are naturally ahead of you.

You dey mind them?

GOFRONT:
Na wao....Senior wife, Junior wife..

Are christians permitted to marry mo than one wife??

Yes. Polygamy is NEVER a sin.

How can a man who told you polygamy is a sin endorse homosexuality?

Na wa

Have you all seen why girls don't wear pants again?

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dre11:
https://www.thecable.ng/exclusive-how-soldiers-opened-fire-on-sars-operatives-who-repelled-boko-haram-attack

All those soldiers should be given 12 strokes of cane each for not doing their job well. Why didn't they kill all the SARS operatives?

I would have love this news if all of them died

stupidity:
So this little cousin of mine just moved in to stay with me for a couple of days. So before this cousin came, my normal lifestyle is to eat, and drop the plate in the sink, I can wash later, but it’s usually not more than one plate and maybe a spoon. Also I smoke in the comfort of my kitchen or balcony, I womanize, I play music a lot.

Right now my sister called and said this little girl is complaining that since she came to the house, I stopped washing plate, I disturb her with “weird” music a lot(whatever that is, I don’t knkw)!!!

She also said there was a day I finished smoking weed, I went to my room and started banging door continuously,(actually on this day, my rooms door handle froze, after multiple banging, I corrected it)


The one that is making me ask my sanity now is, she said I always play love music for HER.

Yaba left

boyka24:
hello nairalanders, I am a young man in my late twenties and am currently working as a secondary school teacher in one remote part of akoko in ondo state..I am at crossroad right now as I intend to resign this month ending owing to the stress of the work and the distance away from my family(was born and bred in Lagos) but I do not have any offer right now at lag.. would it be wise of me to quit my 40k per month job in search of greener pastures at Lagos.

Watch monkeys very well, they always grab the next tree branch before leaving the one they are holding. That's why we say monkeys are smart!

Enough said, use your tongue and count your teeth.

Princesaha:
It is a big shame and a pity that the so called solidarity walk holding in various cities in the South west failed woefully today. Less than 50 persons protested in each city. my question now is ''Where are all the Yoruba youths and the online warriors disturbing us here? I do not want to go tribal here, but if it happens to be Igbos, We would be seeing tens of thousands of protesters by now. Our western brothers should wake up from slumber because this is about their security.

You never hear say them bi cow.ards?

Chochovini:
.oh, u didn‘t know? Pls kindly do your research and clear your doupt

I'm not doubting. Just hearing it for the first time.

The number of Nigerians waiting to steal is greater than those currently stealing.

Chochovini:
. Good question there. Insecurity. She‘s probably still afraid the legitimate wife to her so claimed husband might just appear some day to reclaim her husband hence Mercy‘s child births in quick succession to prevent that from happening cos she actually snatched the man away from his legally married wife with two kids for him.

Are you kidding me?

AwkaetitiBabe:
Easy on d generalization bro.

Long time. You just bone me.