₦airaland Forum

CilicMarin:
Whatever Happens, all I know is that this particular polling unit result would be:

APC 3000

PDP: 0....

Chii59:
Sighs. Where are we headed to?
If $100=N46000.
Damn.

HundredWays:
Sorry to say this..
But as a graduate, u fall my hand... U for let him take u to the EFCC and let them prove u to be a yahoo boy naa.. U fvck up big time.. 80k just like that?? SMH

PataAlhaja:
Fucck you and fucck your Jesus!

Not everyone is dumb to believe in a dead Jew that lived eons ago.

We are not Jews. We are Africans!

Wiseandtrue:
I hope his achievements are not as short as he is

southniyikaye:
NO FRONT SEAT NOT GOING TYPE>>>I actually fall in this category. If it remain just one passenger for the bus to move, if I don't get a front seat, I won't leave with it. I prefer to be the first in another bus just to occupy the front seat.

THE BRAGGING ONES >>>they either have small change in their pocket and they will like to intimidate people inside the bus. Do you know who I am? Is it because I decide to take public transport is that why you think we are mates?
And once some of them is sitting close to a fine babe in the bus, they are either calling OTEDOLA OR DANGOTE for a meeting
They are either arranging one nonsense unreal multimillion naira deal with a fictious person.
They will make every other person in the bus feel inferior with their calls.
If you get money true true, why you dey inside public transport?

THE FARTERS( MESS MESS PEOPLE) This set of people don't deserve to make heaven. (joke).. They might have probably taken agbo jedi (herb) and taken beans the previous day. If they want to release the atomic Hiroshima, they will concentrate on something else so you won't be able to relate the mess to their facial expression. Only God knows what that driver took and I was beside him..each time he wants to troway, he will hold his phone and get ready to make a call. It got to a time we have to tell him heeesir, pls e lo yagbe.(pls visit the toilet, we will wait.) na me feel am pass cos I was sitting beside him..

THE "I WANT TO PUPU" TYPE===This set of people will never do their thing in their houses before boarding a bus. Every 20 to 30 mins, they are either shouting "I go pupu inside bus if una no allow me come down or driver I go piss inside your bus...

THE CALLERS>> It will get to a point in time and you begin to wonder if they work with a telecommunication company. They can make calls all through a 5 hours journey....

THE SLEEPERS>>>> Shey you see these types, immediately the bus moves, they are already snoring and dem go dey use their own disturb you. They will just put on their earpiece and piam, they've started sleeping and resting their head or whole body on you as if you be durable foam..

THE OPPORTINIST>> It is either these ones don't have complete transport fare or they only have the exact amount that will take them to their destination.
They won't have call card
No money to buy eggroll or bold ginger.
Bros abeg you get card for phone? I Wan call my host.
Bros abeg hungry dey worry me
Aunty pls don't be angry o, can you help me flash this number?
If dem give dem opportunity, they will try to sit on the engine to avoid paying transport fare...

THE DISTURBERS >>> These ones are either telling you "aunty abeg help me to hold this child I want to adjust.
They will pay for one seat and lap 4 children. Immediately the car moves, all the children will automatically find a space to sit dem go come turn you to sardine untop your money o..
They are either shouting "junior stop it, this aunty will beat you if you spoil his bag o.
As they are admonishing one child with a heavy slap, the other one is already receiving heavy knock on the head then all the pickin go begin shout at the top of their voice..

-THE EATERS >>> you will want to believe these ones have not eaten anything for almost a year.
As they are buying eggroll, they are buying drinks. In the space of 4hrs journey, they would have bought almost 20 different types of food...
They can eat anything.. And their types plenty for nairaland, na dem dey chop snake, rat, periwinkle, mouse, toad, chameleon etc.. Any small thing, THEY ARE ALREADY SHOUTING PEPPER SOUP HAS LANDED....

NOTE--we are actually the architect of our problems sometimes. I was travelling from osogbo to Lagos on Thursday morning, I got to the park around 5am and could you believe the transport fare was 2500 the previous day being Wednesday and on Thursday it was already 3000. We asked why, they said they've increased fuel price even when the pump price haven't been adjusted and I asked the attendant, she said she sold it for the driver at the normal price and they are already increasing transportation price for something they've not implemented..
the ogogoro drinking crew,the will buy merry Jedi or captain jack or balomor or castalor.they will put in their pockets and they will be drinking it .their own mouth smell pass pupu
ADD YOURS..

tesppidd:
Sugar cane with Palm oil.

SirMichael1:
It's quite late for that now. If I had known my wife would not agree, I would have told the committee to rotate me with someone else.

I'm even thinking of rewarding her, as a surprise, half the money the caterer asked of. That's 10k.

RonaldoVido:
I don't buy electronics in big markets.

They will read your mumu level before dealing with you.

Bluntguy:
You are seeking for advice now because you don't have money in your pockets at the moment. Once you receive your pay now, she will welcome you home warmly and you will forget you ever asked for advice concerning her.
Now here is my advice:
Be patient till the next payday, you will soon smile again. Olodo!!!

SmellingAnus:
You are going through what many married couples go through...

All I can say is that you are not married to that girl... Use your tongue to count your teeth and advise yourself...

Mrpojj:
You think he can't?

Romanoff:
Just look at the double standards in these comments.

I don't know how long you've dated the girl or how long you've wasted her time while brostituting around but the girl fuq up.

She no spos let you know say na she hack your account.

She no even spos threaten you or black mail you.

She for just release those pictures ni kawai, at least, that will save us from this radarada post.

Romanoff:
Just look at the double standards in these comments.

I don't know how long you've dated the girl or how long you've wasted her time while brostituting around but the girl fuq up.

She no spos let you know say na she hack your account.

She no even spos threaten you or black mail you.

She for just release those pictures ni kawai, at least, that will save us from this radarada post.

zolacoded:
The fear of Coronavirus(Covid-19) is the beginning of........

You knw the rest

OlawaleBammie:
I dont bliv this statement, menstrual irregularities at 20s??
and one quack doctor said its cus u re in ur late twenties!!


guy go better hospital for a reliable diagnosis jare, millions of girls are outside there even at the wrong side of thirties and their red visitors are stil regular on monthly basis.

Karemarealty288:
Over to judges on nairaland.....she just presented her defense... What do you have to say...

Oyindidi:
I'll rather leave that Godforsaken marriage. My son stays with me or I leave that man

Saintmary:
Very simple, travel to your brother's place, pick up your son, bring him home.
If your husband is a sensible man, he will only leave your child's upkeep to you without raising hell. Good luck.

Oyindidi:
What about his family or friends? That boy needs your care that's why he's misbehaving(stealing)

Oluwasaeon:
Wait, meat dey dey inside coconut?

tomdon:
Yes
It is allowed in their culture/Islam but I doubt if Yoruba Muslims can try such

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/sanusis-lineage-can-never-become-emir-of-kano-again-junaid-mohammed/

Binidefender:
Amotekun should be practiced only in yoruba states and villages
Lagos is not really a yoruba state,
We the binis are the first and original owners of lagos as documented

phockallmods:
Deal with the ones in ur family first. They are hiding by marrying women to cover up, but Bleep boiz ass all about. Come back when you are done. Oponu

dre11:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/my-wife-dated-slept-with-8-different-men-man-tells-court.html

aquadude15:
let me give a little introduction about my ward which is ward1 ondo east local government . ward 1 is more like a border between ondo west local government (city) and ondo east local government(rural). tho ward 1 still consist about 30% rural area.
the major problem facing my ward are,
1. bad roads in the community.
2. lack of good water in the 30% rural area
3. youth unemployment.

my political vision are
1. to ensure our roads are motorable which will ease transpoation of our farm
2.lobby from the local government to sink borehole in the rural part of my ward.
3 skill acquisition for the youths.
4. establishment livestock cluster farm to ease unemployment

just to mention a few.

PervertProphet:
I really don't support this tribal fights.

This cuts across all tribes and race.
The gay thing is a mental condition thing.

Most of these gays. 99% of them got introduced into the lifestyle when they were really young.

I once had a Yoruba brother who I was helping as things were hard for him. I am usually not at home and there was a particular day he asked for some huge sum and I got quite angry with him and spoke to him lovingly on the need for him to go get a job and be a man. You won't believe he sent me a text offering me homosexual sex to do anything to get the money that he really needed it. I was pissed off at first because he knew I was a straight man. Now, the usual way Nigerians handle this is to go on and expose them, even disgracing them which resorts to some of them taking the suicide route as they now feel their reputation is ruined.

What I did was continue to talk sense into his head about the sickness of the lifestyle he is involved in and his genuine need for trust in Christ to help him come out of this.

Now, while doing this. You have to be careful and security conscious so you don't get roped into this lifestyle but that you are used to help them understand what unnatural lifestyle that they are deep into.

Look, I am not even framing this up. Several studies done in the western world where this LGBT guys are more influential over there shows that there is increased risk of mental disorder symptoms, suicide, etc among lesbian, gay and bisexual adults compared to heterosexual adults.

phockallmods:
I'm not impressed cos I'm not homophobic. Kill? You will rot in hell