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Gaming / Re: Do Not Buy PES 2019 If You Have A Low-end PC. Get 2017 With '18/19 Patch Instead by LordAzubuike(f): 11:32am On Feb 15, 2020
Fernandowski:
it plays it on low settings with ease


pes 2017 is one of the easiest games ever made and I dont do pes no more


as for pc or console, I choose console though the games can be very expensive but nothing like lagging or not meeting the requirements to play a game
Can Intel hd 3000 graphics, core i5 amd 8 gig ram play pes 2017?
Politics / Re: Help!!! Answer This Question About The Nigeria Army... PICS ATTACHED by LordAzubuike(f): 11:29pm On Feb 14, 2020
SarkinYarki:
It's called a Swagger stick , I can serve as a field seat for officers during when out in the field
It's just decorative and seen as a symbol of authority.
Education / Re: UNILAG Ranks Best In Nigeria And 8th In Africa by LordAzubuike(f): 9:36am On Feb 13, 2020
sanemind2:
My school use to be 6th that year, wondering whats their position now
Uniben lol. That's not a citadel of learning, it's an occultic gathering.

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Education / Re: UNILAG Ranks Best In Nigeria And 8th In Africa by LordAzubuike(f): 9:34am On Feb 13, 2020
Never mind these mushroom websites.

1st in Nigeria but no way should it be ranked 8th in Africa. No Nigerian university deserves to be among the top 25 in Africa.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Lecturers Spend Tetfund Research Grants On Cars, Houses – Tetfund by LordAzubuike(f): 11:02am On Feb 12, 2020
HitSong:
Old news.

It's a normal practice.


The most common is using it to travel about to attend useless and irrelevant so-called conferences and workshops.

Yet, no developments anywhere. ALL THEIR USELESS RESEARCHES USUALLY END UP DEAD ON THE SHELVES.

USELESS people.
Ever wondered why many of them drive the latest SUV and live fly, na tetfund money and foreign research grants o. Even the conference they claim to do abroad is a big lie. They went to flex and live life.
Gaming / Re: Football Manager 2020 / Football Manager Mobile 2020 Thread by LordAzubuike(f): 5:49pm On Feb 10, 2020
FM 14 is the best of all time.

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Politics / Re: Open Letter To Nigeria President By A Nigerian Citizen Resident In Wuhan, China by LordAzubuike(f): 4:25pm On Feb 10, 2020
overall90:
these ones still think that Nigeria is a country
Other countries are evacuating their citizens, naija left theirs to their own fate.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LordAzubuike(f): 2:41pm On Feb 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
This girl that roll her hair like Ozuma rock in this Halltimate luff is shouting NoLeave No Transfer. She thinks she can get Titans attention grin
Nne you are on ur own.
Na Tacha we know!
Grow up. If you're not comfortable with the show, just tune to cartoon Network. It's this kind of mentality Nigeria has refused to move forward. Sentiments will not allow people explore other alternatives and compare to see how good it is or how much potential it has.

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Celebrities / Re: Kelly Hansome Engaged - Shares Pictures by LordAzubuike(f): 1:33pm On Feb 10, 2020
Bet9jaVirtual:
Yahoozeee yahoozeeee
Omo these men cash out big from yahoo, no be now wey before you cash out, you must do plus or nothing for you.

Remember fraud doesn’t pay
During the early days of the internet, it was very easy to catch maga ... With ordinary Yahoo email self you go hit just talk say u be Nigerian prince or u wan do business. These days it's a different ball game they're smarter and it's harder.
Crime / Re: Ever Had An Encounter With Cultists Share Your Experience. by LordAzubuike(f): 9:22am On Feb 10, 2020
The university I went to was perfect, nothing like cultism, you can even walk peacefully around campus at night. But there was another polytechnic in town rottened with cultists. We were playing football one Saturday (inter Villa ) stuff when I rough tackled one of them. It happened he was eiye number 1 in that vicinity. Lol the guy was like why I do am that kind thing say him Sabi break person leg o. I just dey look am and even wanted challenging him say he come play ball and he dey complain of tackle but I kept my cool sha. It was later that night learnt he was one of those lowlives.
Education / Re: Lilian Salami Seeks EFCC Collaboration To Fight Corruption, Yahoo Boys by LordAzubuike(f): 9:10am On Feb 10, 2020
Mrpsly247:

Which Ekosodin... Them never born the efcc wey go dare that place...
What's in the ekosodin that they cannot go? Na all the cultist for there go suffer the consequences.
Religion / Re: Celestial Church of Christ: Your Experience And Opinion by LordAzubuike(f): 6:01am On Feb 10, 2020
I find it hard to blend with people from cele. It's like a gathering of traditional worshippers . They run their shìt like they are worshipping in a shrine full of gods. Their ladies are very promiscuous for reasons I can't understand. Members sleep with each other's wives, they are fetish, evil minded and hell bent on destroying your home by telling you all sort of ridiculous prophecies like your mother is a witch, your wife is the reason behind your challenges etc. It's a no no


By the way what's the difference between cele and cherubim?
Education / Re: FCMB Bank In Search Of Dele, Girl Who Used ATM Light To Write Her Assignment by LordAzubuike(f): 5:25am On Feb 10, 2020
mu2sa2:
Playing is also part of learning for a kid. That she remembers to do her assignment at night shows she's serious with her studies. A lazy, unserious kid wouldn't bother to do the assignment and don't care if s/he receives koboko for it.
Lol serious indeed. She just found herself in such situation. A situation with no alternative. If armed robbers say they are coming to your house tomorrow, you'd no doubt start making preparations. On a normal day if you didn't know they'd be coming you wouldn't have bothered.

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TV/Movies / Re: Ultimate Love Reality Show 2020 Thread by LordAzubuike(f): 4:40am On Feb 10, 2020
Sonrisa22:


Thought*
How much you get for account with all your English ?

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TV/Movies / Re: Ultimate Love Reality Show 2020 Thread by LordAzubuike(f): 11:29pm On Feb 09, 2020
Omalichabby:
Thread for the show o biko
This is the thread.. somehow I'm already finding the show interesting.
Education / Re: FCMB Bank In Search Of Dele, Girl Who Used ATM Light To Write Her Assignment by LordAzubuike(f): 10:59pm On Feb 09, 2020
taiwiki:
Touching
There's nothing touching.. Nigerians get carried away and get too emotional. That girl must have been playing all day only to remember she has an assignment unattended to in her bag. She knows weytin she go face for her class teacher hand the next day so she had to look for a nearby source of light to finish up.

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TV/Movies / Re: Ultimate Love Reality Show 2020 Thread by LordAzubuike(f): 10:21pm On Feb 09, 2020
thatigboman:
The show is holding at the studio in lagos where bbnaija held. similar. 24 hrs as well
Same studio?

If it is then they just made a few changes to the settings and arrangement.
TV/Movies / Re: Ultimate Love Reality Show 2020 Thread by LordAzubuike(f): 10:10pm On Feb 09, 2020
thatigboman:
dstv channel 198
The show needs fan support. Make bbn shift gone side. Ultimate love na the real deal. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Ultimate Love Reality Show 2020 Thread by LordAzubuike(f): 10:08pm On Feb 09, 2020
darccloud:
While scientists are battling the virus . We are here doing nonsense.
We will appreciate if you can help us battle the virus sir

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Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by LordAzubuike(f): 3:21pm On Feb 09, 2020
chukwuibuipob:
kid sad grin grin.I'm sorry for u.Go ask ur parents, they are in beta position to Educate u
You're obviously the kid here. One who definitely still believes his mother will die if he draws a line in the Sand and cockroach passes over , one who obviously still believes if he goes to a market and bends upside down, he'll be seeing ghosts and headless people. It's these kind of people that still believe in juju.

I witnessed a woman some years back who was nabbed for attempting to use juju on a neighbor. As an enthusiast, I pleaded they handed over the jazz to me to take to the police station instead of burning it but it was a lie, I had my own plans. I took the jazz home to investigate and oh boy I found a chemical inside tied with red cloth and a tiny small idiol. This chemical I've forgotten the name but it's in powdery form and reacts with the skin which may lead to severe blisters and possibly bacterial infection if left untreated and can even be fatal.

My point is why do you still need a chemical substance to execute your wicked intentions if truly juju/jazz works. The juju ought to act alone without the help of science or chemistry. Sadly that's what you see from juju believers these days . They will want to kill someone and still add a bio weapon to fortify their jazz lol , your jazz ought to work independently if it truly works. You people are just bunch of illiterate jokers.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by LordAzubuike(f): 12:50pm On Feb 09, 2020
jarell:
One of the few true Nigerian Hero.
This is another reason the Nigerian military is junk. Just look at the statement of this colonel Abu. If a colonel dies in battlefield what does he think will be left of his brigade? It will be in disarray.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by LordAzubuike(f): 12:45pm On Feb 09, 2020
pacretus:

Half trained doctors, really? You be dunce, I don't know how old your are but I think you ain't more than 16.
Nigerian medical students, are trained with what is available, and if what they are trained with is inferior compared to the West why stop them from travelling out to acquire more knowledge abi n.a. witch doctors you want may them become.
So from your comment, you shouldn't be calling him dunce then coz he's right. Why train medical students with what is available? Teaching hospitals here hardly have state of the art equipments . The do more of theory than clinical.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by LordAzubuike(f): 12:42pm On Feb 09, 2020
kabe1:
Nigerian army has gone full "mad max"!

Locally built vehicles, built from existing decommissioned parts.
The design is nothing to write home about. Education has a long way to go in this country. I'm not an engineer but I can pin point about five errors in this vehicle that ought not to make it suitable for warfare.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Rated 5th Worst In The World by LordAzubuike(f): 12:38pm On Feb 09, 2020
Sctests:
The Nigeria army and the police are filled with frustrated and jobless people who couldn't compete with their peers in the labour market but had to grudgingly put on the uniform as a last resort to survive hunger.

It is filled with nincompoops, urchins, touts, failures and social deviants.
True, many of them joined to escape unemployment.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hell Is Better Than Depot Nigerian Army Recruitment training by LordAzubuike(f): 12:35pm On Feb 09, 2020
jaszplus12:
Having watched many documentaries on military training and all I don't think ours is any different! Boot camp isn't for sissies and it's not for everyone! No training Depot in this world assume a kind nice or friendly atmosphere...
Yes, true. Other countries have boot camps that are more brutal than this but they don't give inhumane drills like eating mud or drinking soap water or telling recruits to start flogging each other. It's just ridiculous.

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Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by LordAzubuike(f): 12:26pm On Feb 09, 2020
zexy2030:

OK, for a bullet no to penetrate a thief or knife is street magic right? Stop concluding over what u have faint idea about. Some whites come here to steal powers.
Lol grow up kid. Let them come and test their odeshi with a heckler and Koch g36 , famas, or even an ak 74
Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by LordAzubuike(f): 11:10am On Feb 09, 2020
zexy2030:

Guy, u r blind u can't understand spiritual things..I won't argue with u, until u jam weytin pass u.
There's no proof these things exist. It's just hearsay. The ones people tend to witness are petty street magic that can be explained. Such as cutting a body with Cutlass and it refuses to cut, conjourning money out of thin air, etc. If you call these things jazz, I wonder what you'll say if you watch the carbonaro effect or the next great magician on DStv channel 136.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by LordAzubuike(f): 10:33am On Feb 09, 2020
Too many embarrassing moments.


I can't forget during my university final year my project supervisor was asking for our CGPA one by one. As a sharp guy I thought I could bobo the guy I con lie say na second class upper I dey. Naso the guy shouted say how I fit get that kind GP with all my carry overs abi I think sey I no know say he know my academic performance. In front of my crush and about 3 other pretty damsels and my nigga who were my project mates, naso the idiot go level adviser office go collect my spreadsheet come. I was already sweating. 15 min later the man came and started analysing my result in front of everybody like judge wey dey pass judgment to murderer. He first started with all the carryover I don get from hundred level lol ... Be like say make ground swallow me. I went home so embarrassed and ashamed I refused to come for group meeting for like 3 weeks. The man sha made sure he frustrated my life for reasons I can't understand. He was even advising i drop my project and have an extra year so I could face my carry overs lol. Las las we sha carry 2.2 commot. Afterall whether first class or second or third class, class na class.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by LordAzubuike(f): 10:19am On Feb 09, 2020
Chinedu1994:
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i boarded a bus and was given a Ticket, i however missed the bus, but the driver asked me to enter the proceeding bus. I entered not knowing that my Ticket was for the bus that had left the park. So, when the second bus i boarded was filled, the driver was like "my money no complete o, abeg make una bring una Ticket make i check". I was the first to stretch my hand towards the driver. The driver having gone through my Ticket exclaimed "na you dey do us this thing, abeg cum down".
Lol I can imagine the embarrassment. Most especially when there are lots of hot girls in the bus as well.
Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by LordAzubuike(f): 9:14am On Feb 09, 2020
zexy2030:

U are already under a spell to think like this. Even Jesus says we should pray everyday that God should deliver u from evil. Guy evil dey o. Maybe one person don dey use ur star shine. U dey there to sleep n talk nonsense. Saying that statement indicate u have been used.
Lol u dey talk say dem don use another person start shine... U don check yourself if dem never dey use your own too?

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