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Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by LordAzubuike(f): 9:10am On Feb 09, 2020
SangoOlukosoOba:
Told a friend about powers and he said it all lies
That nothing like Juju. So I brought him to my house on a weekend and told him to go and buy Eko/Agidi. When he got back, I praised the powers that be and Demanded protection for the Eko/ Agidi. Gave him fork, Knife, Cutlass and Axe to pieces the Agidi/Eko

He couldn't cut through.

Scam you swapped the real eko with concrete or worse you added some hardening substance.

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Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by LordAzubuike(f): 7:51am On Feb 09, 2020
chukwuibuipob:
shocked sad sad omode n se oo.Ogun nbe.
Grow up and seek education . These things don't exist. Paradventure something happened after your acclaimed juju, it was coincidence. Your victim might even suffer a tragedy several months or years later and you'd still be referring to the juju you did of two years ago lol. Like you were expecting him to live or be healthy forever right?

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Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by LordAzubuike(f): 7:47am On Feb 09, 2020
OgaBuhari:
rituals, juju, charms and voodoo don't exist.
they are all fallacy
I never knew people like you still exist.

I was watching a show on DStv yesterday. (The next great magician). Mind blowing magics were done and if you check YouTube, you'd see where the trick was. Some of the magicians even gave an explanation to how it was done. If na naija dem for don dey shout jazz.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Speaks On Fire Outbreaks: 'God Said We Haven’t Seen Anything Yet' by LordAzubuike(f): 7:16pm On Feb 08, 2020
KKKWHITE:
Repent from yours ways or face condemnation for eternity
There are so many atheist put there who are doing fine. Why haven't they faced condemnation.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Speaks On Fire Outbreaks: 'God Said We Haven’t Seen Anything Yet' by LordAzubuike(f): 7:12pm On Feb 08, 2020
masterP042:
Lol. I pity you guys that still worship God. Look at the state of nigeria and everything, does it look like he loves us? We need to free ourselves from religious shackles. There's no one up there looking over us, we are all on our own. Humans are the gods of this earth.
It's very bitter to accept but sometimes I think the same. Nigerians have been praying for a better country for several decades yet nothing is happening. Look at the world he created, war in Syria, famine in Somalia and yet he's up there comfortable that his creation is in jeopardy.

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Crime / Re: Man Dies After Sex With A Precious, Prostitute From Akwa Ibom (Video) by LordAzubuike(f): 7:06pm On Feb 08, 2020
BGSM:
There is something strange about deaths in hotel after sex. I hope it's not some kind of ritual things on the side of the hotel operators. Just an observation
Nothing spiritual, carry your spirituality elsewhere. If you watch the video, you'd find out the mas was on an overdose of enhancing drugs.
Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by LordAzubuike(f): 1:50pm On Feb 07, 2020
Wizzz1:
the last time I posted someone's details my message was hidden after it was reported. You forget the Internet is open to everyone, I even had access to your phone number, pictures, name, everything. You are not a very wise person is all I can say. This will be my last response to your rant.
Lol. You ought to be sugar coating your mother with such lies not me okay. I never knew you could easily get someone's name , phone number and pictures from an anonymous forum.. you did well. Better focus on your books else you end up selling groundnuts at oshodi.
Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by LordAzubuike(f): 6:06am On Feb 07, 2020
Wizzz1:
I just did a little work up on you. You are a VETINARY doctor dude stop the pretense.
Lol so what little work? Check my main account and do the real work. We go jam for ward round. Sheybi u wan graduate? No wahala.
Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by LordAzubuike(f): 11:31pm On Feb 06, 2020
Peteorite:


Can you stop disgracing the association of resident doctors and the profession as a whole? Last time are checked, UCH SRs are not this lousy, the fact that you have to announce yourself to earn respect shows you're not a respectable person and you're not worth shit. Freaking imposter.
You must be very stupid for this statement of yours. Weren't you taught how to talk to your superiors?
Crime / Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by LordAzubuike(f): 8:48pm On Feb 06, 2020
kirchofff:
you be mumu, I am talking about short guns aka hunting guns
You can't even spell it correctly. Lol...
Crime / Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by LordAzubuike(f): 8:29pm On Feb 06, 2020
kirchofff:
looks like a big caliber rifle.... Eg hunting gun
Hunting gun? Lol this one na illiterate o.

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Crime / Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by LordAzubuike(f): 8:27pm On Feb 06, 2020
uruba23:
Isn't that someone's brain on the floor what kind of assault weapon was used.
That's what happens when a man with a gun threatens to blow your brains out
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Pictured In A Lamborghini by LordAzubuike(f): 4:59pm On Feb 06, 2020
Dshocker:

Anybody that parties a lot on the island knows that Mercy used to be a big time runs girl,way before she got into the big brother house.... So,i won't be surprised if one of her big boy client gave her the car for a spin.
The ride no doubt belongs to one of her magas ..

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Pictured In A Lamborghini by LordAzubuike(f): 4:59pm On Feb 06, 2020
Dshocker:

Anybody that parties a lot on the island knows that Mercy used to be a big time runs girl,way before she got into the big brother house.... So,i won't be surprised if one of her big boy client gave her the car for a spin.
The ride no doubt belongs to one of her magas .

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Crime / Re: Lagos NURTW To Inaugurate Drug Dealer As Chairman by LordAzubuike(f): 3:21pm On Feb 06, 2020
It's a thing of joy. Free w**d for everyone. What more could you ask of.
Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by LordAzubuike(f): 3:16pm On Feb 06, 2020
smartshegz7:


We don't need people like you here. If you have nothing sensible to post why don't you just keep quiet like the rest of us?

P.S.: your profile may say you're female, but you're not fooling anybody... ok?
Do you guys know who you're talking to shs? I'm a SR at UCH. (Paedo)
Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by LordAzubuike(f): 6:29am On Feb 06, 2020
AmbFitsaint:


My opinion is that Agbami thinks 2014 MBBS/BDS award winners are graduates now. Likely the reason they didn't send verification mail. Come to think of it. Unilorin , UNN, UNIZIK etc MBBS 2014 intakes are doctors now. I school in UI and other schools like OAU, LASU , UNILAG etc still have MBBS 2014 intakes in school as finalists now. Agbami should probe well oo before.
Don't go and find better thing to do with your life. Siddon there dey look for awoof money.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Acquited As US Senate Ends Impeachment Trial by LordAzubuike(f): 4:40am On Feb 06, 2020
Sunnycliff:


CNN, ABC shame on them
You know next to nothing. If you're complaint about being biased, Fox news is far worse
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Welcomes LASTMA Recruits (Photos) by LordAzubuike(f): 9:47pm On Feb 05, 2020
This one na only traffic related issues he come accomplish for him useless tenure.
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes-Benz is the most valuable car brand in the world - Global Brand Finance by LordAzubuike(f): 11:32am On Feb 05, 2020
Says a mediocre Nigerian blog. Mercedes Benz ain't even in the league of Hyundai and Lexus. It's a grade C auto brand. It's a car for those who can't afford luxury but wants to have a taste of what luxury feels like.
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Begs Those Begging Him For Money by LordAzubuike(f): 11:29am On Feb 05, 2020
So true. Some people fail to ever understand this.

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Travel / Re: Lagos: Narrate Your Trekking Experience This Morning by LordAzubuike(f): 8:34am On Feb 05, 2020
wiseGD:
To be frank, all these complaints are but for a while. How did you think people residing in states where this already took place felt when it was implemented?
There were VERY FEW buses, of course the prices of the buses you would see were hiked, you would stand under the sun for long minutes before seeing even one bus, other times you would be forced to TREK because you couldn't wait anymore for what seemed like forever.
It was so hard... even though it wasn't funny and there were a lot of complaints, we KNEW this was the SURE WAY to sanitize the state, to safeguard lives and have the environment look like human beings were indeed the inhabitants and not wild animals(with the way non buses were driving like no other human was on the roads except them, even pushing out pedestrians from their side of the walk.)
The trek was difficult but funny enough, good for the health!

But NOW? A breath of fresh air. You're happy to see sanity when you step into traffic. At least you can walk comfortably with no one pushing you into the gutter.
Soon enough EVERYONE will get used to it. More and more buses will come out till it's completely normal again.

So endure, good things don't come easy. You'll sweat it, but you'll enjoy the harvest.

Only hoping that Lagos will INDEED become sane after this, because Lagos?? Another place on earth entirely. LOL
You're nothing but an illiterate.
Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by LordAzubuike(f): 5:02am On Feb 05, 2020
During university days, nothing was more painful than a squatter bringing in different babes and expecting you to excuse him and leave your own house for him. Some of them would even be expecting you to look for an alternative to spend the night elsewhere.

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Technology Market / Re: SOLD SOLD Gigabyte AORUS Gaming Box With 8gb Nvidia 1070 SOLD SOLD by LordAzubuike(f): 11:56am On Dec 26, 2019
What's this used for? An external hardware to enhance gaming on any laptop?
Technology Market / Re: SOLD Gaming Laptop Dell Inspiron 7577 For Sale In Lagos SOLD by LordAzubuike(f): 11:50am On Dec 26, 2019
Tholluwalase:
1tb hdd
237ssd
12gig ram
Nvidia gtx 1060 Max Q
Intel core i7 - 7700HQ 2.81GHz with boost
Location: Lagos
Price: 250k
Lots of games available too

Call or WhatsApp me on 0.8.1394.05002
List the games installed on it
Politics / Re: Buhari: If You Like, Call Me Baba Go Slow by LordAzubuike(f): 7:40am On Dec 26, 2019
Lol anytime person see Major General, you don know say na punch write the article.

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Religion / Re: When A Neighbour Rejects That Christmas Chicken by LordAzubuike(f): 7:00pm On Dec 25, 2019
SaintAlbert53:

Just I and my younger siblings..No parents anymore ;(
We need to talk more
Religion / Re: When A Neighbour Rejects That Christmas Chicken by LordAzubuike(f): 6:59pm On Dec 25, 2019
alhaji04:
Well, for her to kill and throw the chicken away is not good, or like you've said, she should have dumped it somewhere else.

Now back to you Op, if you give your neighbor a gift and he or she returns it back or dispose it, then it means your relationship with your neighbor is very weak, check your attitude in that compound. Sorry to say.
Weytin this one dey talk like this? So his gift being rejected means his relationship with them is very weak? The thing is many of them are usually superstitious and spiritual. I blame these pastors who have brainwashed us into thinking virtually everyone is your enemy. They believe offering gift or food means you've laced it with juju or you're trying to do them harm no matter how close you are to them. When I was younger my mom was a culprit of this nonsense, disposing off food and gifts brought by neighbours. Well anytime she wasn't around and a neighbour brings food after a party or function, me and my elder brothers waste no time to clear the plates , chop the big meats and leave zero trace.

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Politics / Re: Merry Christmas To Our Troops In The Battlefields by LordAzubuike(f): 6:23pm On Dec 25, 2019
aminusodiq:
Mery chrismas to those who stays awake to make us sleep!!! #stay safe
Nobody forced them to do this. Why do you people always pity them. Funny enough most of them even joined the military because of unemployment.
Religion / Re: When A Neighbour Rejects That Christmas Chicken by LordAzubuike(f): 5:43pm On Dec 25, 2019
blowjohn:


The cash is still not gonna be used by the receiver but it can be put into charitable causes.
Its different from food especially if its cooked.
By the way, u seem to underestimate how evil the world is
U think people like dangote drink even the water they are offered at ceremonies?
It's not about superstition cos if it was, one wouldn't even collect the cash gifts.
People like us have been brought up not to ever be jealous or eye another persons property.
Not even to be attracted by the sweet aroma of food or drink.
Oga grow up and forget all these spiritual stop. No wonder your life is still where it is.
Religion / Re: When A Neighbour Rejects That Christmas Chicken by LordAzubuike(f): 2:50pm On Dec 25, 2019
blowjohn:


Oga. If u give me chicken or food I wont eat. Either I throw it away or give to another person. But I'll most likely throw it away.
Many people will do the same.
And I don't visit people too so I don't have to be offered food or drinks.
Many people don't too.
U have given. That should be it.
What the receiver does with it ain't ur business.
She has her reasons. It could be she doesn't trust people or something else.
But don't go about trying to confront her.

Now, diverting a lil, From my experience, people that eat anything they receive are people that can't do without going to ceremonies and parties and stuff.

Next time do ur xmas alone or give to ur family members or better still give cash.
Lol you can't collect food but you can collect cash,,? All these religiously superstitious people tho. Well I can't blame you. Religion is all about having enemy here and there. Thats how these pastors wire your brains. Every unusually nice person is supposedly evil. With time, Nigerians'll be wise.

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