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so you wan chop suya na you dem go sample for room?

you be capital M.U.M.U big foooooool. agbaya

o boy i fear ooo! all this old ppl no wan gree again

a mental hospital

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

no dulling. get up for axn

and i like th :Dat

A Grade One teacher was trying to stimulate creative thinking in her pupils. She stood in front of the class with her hands behind her back and said "I'm holding something behind my back. It's round and it fits in the palm of my hand. Who can guess what it is?"

Billy's hand went up and he asked: "Is it not a baseball?"

"No, Billy", replied the teacher, "It's not a baseball but you are thinking and i like that"

Suzy asked the teacher: "Is it an orange?" "No Suzy", replied the teacher, "It's not an orange. But you are thinking and i like that"


Then Johnny spoke up "Hey teacher, i don't know what you got in your hand, but i got something for you in my pocket. It's long and hard and pink on one end".
Horrified, the teacher cried: "Johnny, that's disgusting! You march yourself to the principal's office right this instant!"

"Hey, relax," said Johnny, "I was talking about my pencil, but you are thinking and i like that"

Na wetin konsin me join this yeye pic?

wetin concine me with this picture? abeg tear am comot jo!

hummmm ogun abenu gongo. almost everybody for 9ja don turn juju man.

it's not all nigerian men. you fit try me ooo, i'm very good.

na waoooo this women don sufferrrrrr. old mama virgin? hah ha ha!!! make una no kill me with lougter

What tradition? even polygamy does not allow that. But guys now!!!!!!!

That question you have to ask our nigerian

And why on earth do you want them to come to you? are you a tattoo designer? oo ti like obinrin ju ha haha

nna nawa oo! this guy na another VOA. And how nepa take reach south africa? ho boy, why not PHCN?. abeg i no fit shout

that's the best name for them eagle that can not fly is achicken

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR OWN NEWS FROM? MAKE YOU NO DEY MUMU US 4 HERE OOOOOOOOO

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be cause you eat too much alajeshu

what's always wrong with u guys. why did you forget about rainbow colour? well sha me i never get val[color=#000099][/color]

Make unna no forget baby konga now!

no mind them. monkey dey work baboon dey work

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR[b][/b]

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100%? no way. you might get killed

you be pure mumu

Dont try it. or you want to ruin ur marriage? Farabale jooo.

wetin be your own business? let the woman have achat with her hubby may be they can sort things out.

football is sweet now!

that kain noise de vex me too. but there is nothing we can do about it

you will kill your self