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I THINK YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HIM, WHAT HE'S TRYING TO LET YOU KNOW IS THAT THOSE PRAYING FOR GOOD GOVERNANCE AND MONEY ETC ARE NOT REAL CHRISTIANS BECAUSE REAL CHRISTIANS KNOW THAT GOD DOESN'T ANSWER SUCH PRAYERS. BECAUSE MAN CANNOT GOVERNMENT MAN.

Yet the bible says governments are instituted by the god so who is wrong you or your bible?

Interesting read Kobojunkiee. I too used to accept the gate thingy as making sense but I guess it was just my own bias.

IAmHim1:
That flaw in christianity...

here's a little chit-chat to broaden your view about a well protected lie

me: pastor I have a mind boggling question

pastor: go on my son. what is it?

me: is lying a sin, pastor?

pastor: yes, my son. lying is a terrible sin.

me: but is God merciful enough to forgive me?

pastor: yes, that's why he sent his son to die for us

me: oh really. God must really love us. so we're free from all sins?

pastor: ah! his love is too much for his flock. the blood of the lamb is sufficient. all you have to do is genuinely repent and ask for forgiveness

me: pastor, I have a friend that commits adultery. can I bring my friend to you? show him the path to salvation?

pastor: All right. remember, Jesus said, come unto me those who are heavy burden and I'll give you rest. your friend will find rest too.

me: pastor, I am a ritualist. I harvest the body part of virgins for my money rituals.

pastor: what the fvck! say what now!!!?

me: I'm sorry pastor. the burden is too much on me sir. I hear their voices at night, especially when I soend the money. I want to place my burden on Jesus. I need rest too.

pastor: ahh! which kind of calling did I receive like this! young man, you're in trouble...BIG trouble

me: pastor, I Know. that's why I have come to you.

pastor: come to me ke!!? you must be out of your mind! you're a serpent from the pit of hell.

me: but pastor, what about the blood of the lamb

pastor: eh! what did I hear from you. oga no blood for you aje. your case has finished. you will burn in hell. imagine, a killer and a money ritualist looking for forgiveness. it doesn't work like that. out of my sight. and keep that your friend away from me. snakes!

me: **tears dripping my sorry face***

***LlGHT FADES TO DARKNESS

so there you have it. the reason christians keep fvcking up is because they believe the blood is sufficient to wipe away any sin they commit, knowingly or unknowingly. that's the same reason Boko Haram and corruption from nothern leaders is existing today. they believe there's 72 virgin plus immortality waiting for them in the afterlife or where do you think Osama bin laden would think he'd end up if not in a version of heaven with 3 virgins mouth wrapped round his 1 cock simultaneously while sipping wine from the everlasting fountain of youth.

the blood of the lamb in Christianity = 72 virgins + immortality in Islam = illusions... different version of the same lie.

that's why you see the most uncleanest christian is he/she who believes the blood of the lamb is ever-washing and all forgiving

that's why your married christian wife keeps committing adultery behind your back and christian men will lie, steal and kill their way to the top regardless of who they hurt in the process -- afterall there's a Sunday. I can wash all my accumulated sins.

throw away the consequences of heaven and hell and Christians nature will reveal itself. "if no heaven or hell, why should I keep doing good to my neighbors?"

now throw in the Truth that reincarnation exists and whatever one sows, one reaps and watch the whole world adjust.

"why would women commit abortions when they know in the next life they may be barren or worse, be killed by children's innocent mistake" since you only abort 'unwanted pregnancies'

Jesus came to preach about his father's love and commandments -- who better to know a father than his own son -- but he was killed and a great lie sprung up saying he came to die for the sins of the world. God that can wipe the whole Earth if he chooses to will now send his own son to earth to die for earth man's sin MOST OF WHICH THEY COMMITTED KNOWINGLY. you're almost assuming God needs man. lolzzz

whatever you sow, you'll reap. you cannot escape the laws of karma. the reason you're born in Nigeria is because you behaved like a Nigerian in your past life. Elijha came as John the Baptist. Elijha beheaded the prophets of baal. he came as John the Baptist and was beheaded too. Elijha faced the consequences of his past crime of killing another human as John the Baptist. a whole Elijha! you think you can escape?

ride on sir/ma.
we shall see. lolzzz

Cc: ubunja
Luminouz
Haydens
Martinez39s

If reincarnation is true why is the human population increasing? Where are the new "souls" coming from?

FRANCISTOWN:
LordReed, You should know better

Enlighten me.

FRANCISTOWN:
You are entitled to your opinion.

It's not just my opinion, it's what you wrote. You wrote that you like misogynistic statements, what do you think that makes you?

HardMirror:
I am now a proud father of a Set of twins. A boy and a girl, perfect combo.

Remember I am an atheist, so no need to say any prayers if you want to congratulate me. God did not do it. Good things happens to everyone and anyone not just people who believe in a god. And bad things can happen to everyone and anyone even if you believe in a god.
2023 has been my best year. A job that pays me in $$$$, A wife that is a jewel and a set of twins. What more can I ask for.
The best women are the ones who don't make noise online. Love you plenty plenty my lovely baby.

Cc lordreed hahn hopefullandlord seun make una come rejoice with me

Oga na master! Chai! HardMirror score 2 goals with 1 shot! Salut bruv! Congrats plenty plenty. Hope mum and tots are doing well. Gonna drink 2 shots on your behalf.

Righthussle:
This really cracked me😅😅😅

Johnycastro18:
pointing out lord kelvin errors, as though Charles Darwin's theory wasn't confirmed to contain errors as we'll, despite basing some of his narration on larmacks works.

Well incase you don't know, same charles darwin with his lack of understanding in genetics propounded the pangenesis theory thas has now been proven wrong among scientist across the globe.

At least in admitting lord kelvin errors, you admit to the fact that scientist do make errors and mistakes in the course of there various theory's and work.

science is good no doubt
But what ever theory propounded by any scientist (who by the way are humans like you,) especially as in the case of charles Darwin evolution theory that has its own inconsistency and mistakes(his pangenesis claim as case study)

It is within one's jurisdiction to chose to accept
such theory or not, and such decision should be respected.

And if its that difficult to respect others decision, as it seems to be going so far....
Then don't bother qouting me, cos you won't get further reply

LoLz. At least the point might be getting across to you that scientists are not people we hold as immutable authorities so saying some scientist disputes a well established theory means nothing if said scientist cannot produce contrary evidence.

Johnycastro18:
go read on the British physcist lord kelvin argument against Darwin evolution

Nobel laureate and French Henri Bergson's
Argument as well.

Jean larmack theory, is not in total support of it as well

New York university
Michael rapino thesis

The above mentioned individuals work all have there argument against this very theory.

So if anyother person choose not to believe Darwin's evolution theory or not

It is not in anyones place to lecture anyone on been over religious, or indoctrinated as the previous poster maynman was suggesting as the cause.

You can't force or expect everyone to believe in any scientific theory, just because you do.

Know this and know peace

The same Lord Kelvin who said he didn't believe heavier than air flight was going to be possible? Or that only 400years of oxygen supply remained on earth? He clearly could not be relied upon to opine on fields of science he was not well versed in and he certainly was not any kind of biologist.

The same Larmack whose work formed the basis for Darwin's evolution by natural selection?

I can't find an Michael Rapino who is a world acclaimed scientist, what field of science did or does he work in?

jesusjnr2020:
I understand you're clearly feeling the dazzling effects of a knockout punch on this one, but that doesn't mean you should resort to lies out of desperation to save face.

I never changed a single word from the original title since I first posted it.

Modified:

Okay sorry. I just realized i changed a word ("humans" to "man" ) which however still means the same thing, so don't think it's what you meant.

OK my bad, I must have conflated a statement in your OP with the title. However my answer to the question still stands and dismantles whatever gotcha you were going for.

Iamicekid:
I like this, he is already using scope to appreciate bishop abioye, just incase people fit don start to dey reason him to also go his way and start his own church

I tell you. I was just laughing as I read the OP. Na with eye mama dey use control pikin. LoLz.

EmperorCaesar

Sure, go ahead.

Jesusjnr2020

LoLz! I guess you could see how unintelligent your previous title was, it is good you are learning.

Meanwhile, to answer your new title, monkeys came from a proto primate, the same common ancestor we humans came from.

Johnycastro18:
I hope you do know also, that some world acclaimed scientists do not Support this theorys By George and Charles DARWIN till date ?

Name the world acclaimed scientists who do not support evolution.

Dtruthspeaker:
What kind of stupid question is this? So because Toyota makes cars iron is finished?

Beautiful! The question of why there are still monkeys is equally as stupid. Glad you could see it. LoLz!

EmperorCaesar:
Evolution is shit

Scientists claim that with evolution, the intermediate species should have so much evolved that we should currently "either have just the evolved species or the unevolved should extinct"

Kindly link the scientific paper that makes this claim.

jesusjnr2020:
Is dust a living thing as man and monkey?


The difference between the living and the dead.

Man returns to dust after death but never to monkeys.

LMFAO! You want a dead body to return to a living thing after death?

FRANCISTOWN:
I personally love that statement. I'd quote it the same way I'd quote Doctor Strange.
Aren't they both comic figures?

I take it that you are a misogynist then. A pity.

jesusjnr2020:
Is dust a living thing as man and monkey?

What difference does whether it is living or inanimate make?

jesusjnr2020:
Evolution Vs Creation: If Humans Came From Monkeys, Where Did Monkeys Come From?

According to the Bible, humans and monkeys were made by God on the same day (6th) of creation. Genesis 1:25-31

However science through evolution theory claims otherwise, that Humans evolved From Monkeys.

But we still have humans existing alongside monkeys till this day on earth.

So if Humans came from monkeys, where did monkeys come from and why are there still monkeys on earth?

Your guess is as good as mine.

The Bible's version of man's origin makes much more logical sense than that of science.

God bless.

If the god made man from dust why is there still dust?

FRANCISTOWN:
Even Jesus compared women to dogs in Matt 15 and Mark 7. 🤣🤣

You think a misogynistic statement from Jesus is something to look up to?

Dtruthspeaker:
But not believable. That's it's weakness.

Read it, it's very believable.

NSNO:
That exodus story is too detailed for it to be completely false.

But do you realise that you have not proven it wrong conclusively? All you have done is to let us know that there is no evidence yet that it happened as the bible said.

Hopefully future excavations will shed more light on the issue.

You should read J.R.R. Tolkien's The Silmarillion, his description of how Eru Ilúvatar created everything is very detailed, maybe you'll believe that one too.

KnownUnknown:
There is a concept called a Noble lie. Look it up.
Also, during the time these stories were written, it was fairly common for whole cities or certain leaders to be sent on exile by people who conquer them. The history of Mesopotamia and the levant has examples of these. So, it’s not farfetched to write such a story of being enslaved.

Also, the only thing vivid about those stories are the extraordinary bullshit they claim.
Hell, they couldn’t even name the Pharoah that allegedly drowned because the stuttering terrorist Moses pointed a magic stick at the Red Sea.

It was Ramses na, didn't you watch The Ten Commandments movie? LMFAO!

FxMasterz:
No, I already countered the flawed answers.

Is that what my question was about? LoLz.

FxMasterz:
I already did.

Then you have your answers.

oteneaaron:
That is very important question.

I honestly don't know why people feel threatened when these topics are explored.

Why can't we investigate into biblical history and chronology?

Or are they scared of what they might find out?

Even the Bible at 1 Thessalonians 5 VS 21 encourages everyone to - "Test all things..."

How can we "test all things.." when we don't take our time to do indepth research?

Makes you wonder.

🤔🤔

What is funny is this same FzMasterz was the one who touted some archeological finds as proof of the existence of Sodom and Gomorrah. The double standard is just laughable, as if if the archeological evidence existed he won't be the first to offer it up as proof.

FxMasterz:
Google is your friend.

LoLz.

FxMasterz:
What pieces of evidence are you actually looking for? Archeological footprints of people marching across the Sinai Peninsula?

Read the OP's submissions.

FxMasterz:
they were just honestly penning down their records

Really? So why is there no archeological evidence for this 'honest' exodus?

FxMasterz:
Egypt's Pharaoh pursued the Israelites into the red sea and perished there

Where is it written that the Pharaoh perished in the sea?

TEMINIKANSOSO:
Thanks for your contrubution though you still need to make your point clear.

I wish others will come and say why they have given up on God, even if you think he doesn't exist, why do you attack imaginary being that much... Or you are just frustrated for what he has refused to do for you or coz of doctrine and attitude of those who claim to be worshipping him.

You are funny. On one hand you claim you wish people would come say why they don't believe and on the other hand claim they are attacking a god they don't believe in. So which is it, should they be silent or should they speak out? Or are you simply looking for who to fight with about your god?