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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Shaves Beard - Looks Younger - Pictures + Video by LordReed(m): 11:15am On Oct 22, 2021
Happened:
Checkout the new look of burna Boy ...

Shared by DKV.ng



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukbEdkdk9jE
He looks good.
Christianity Etc › Re: Witchcraft Isnt A Thing. Grow The Fück Up by LordReed(m): 11:13am On Oct 22, 2021
NaijaSatanlst:
I am sick and tired of this narrative that whenever something bad happens to you, it means that there is a witch somewhere attacking you. This middle age belief system is sickening, cringe and downright stupid. It is hard to comprehend the fact that in this time and age, some people actually believe that humans can turn into birds or cats. Some even believe that, certain people possess supernatural abilities that they can use to chastise others. WTF!?
In my estimation witches don't have supernatural powers but may have knowledge of herbal and other compounds that elicit a gamut of reactions naturally in the human body. You can be sure that some of those herbal compounds are naturally occurring nerve agents that can wreck havoc on a human nervous system and other organs in the body.
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Friend Keep Suffering After Living T.b.joshua by LordReed(m): 11:04am On Oct 22, 2021
Adamgeneral12:
Lordreed you know what? I dey feeling something about you.
Are you using jinn?
Or you don see one before?

I see sign true true about my friend with the one wet me myself see with my korokoro eyes, I know say na true.

I wrote something about ulcer and I mentioned one doctor for there.
The doctor dey do as you are doing when I was explaining things to him, I spend two years and seven months going to that doctor because he's a family doctor and first class among his mate.
He did not take me serious at all, the day he started taking my word serious na that day I decided to change him to another doctor.
I do change him to another doctor, when I first go to the new doctor for consultation, I was explaining how things dey do my for body ( I no talk about head for him o, ordinary body sickness )
Doctor say make I stop talking, he come dey look me, he no talk, with his red Biro close to his mouth.
I now said doctor, was up?
Doctor now said he's confuse about me, that what I'm saying the symptoms are for olderly people, people like 50years and above.
But what confused him is that if I don't feel those signs in me, I can't explain it in details to him.
Na so he come take him time to examine me well well.
NA that day I know wetin dem dey call asthma.
Now the first doctor was a good man and powerful man just like you but he did not believe me just like you.
Believe or not me don talk my own is left for you to choose whether to believe or not.
You wrote long epistle and yet still didn't answer the question. Won't it have been simpler to just answer the question than this long story? Well whatever men, I enjoyed your tales by moonlight. LoLz
Christianity Etc › Re: About Noah's Flood by LordReed(m): 10:26am On Oct 22, 2021
Workch:
a murderously incompetent God
So incompetent I wouldn't trust him to warm rice in a microwave oven.
Christianity Etc › Re: True Prophet Won't Ask You To Bring Coconut To Church — Pastor David Ibiyeomie. by LordReed(m): 10:22am On Oct 22, 2021
Idamond:
"You Mistake Magicians For Prophets", True Prophet Won’t Ask You To Bring Coconut To Church. A Port Harcourt, Rivers State-based cleric, Pastor David Ibiyeomie of Salvation Ministries, has cautioned Christians to be wary of magicians, masquerading as prophets behind the pulpits.



https://www.thexpressng.com/amp/2021/10/20/dont-confuse-magicians-with-prophets-pastor-ibiyeomie-warns/
lalasticlala
He will only ask you to sow into his life on his birthday. Bwahahahahaha!
Christianity Etc › Re: No One Should Be Arrested In Nigeria For Possessing Charms by LordReed(m): 10:16am On Oct 22, 2021
NaijaSatanlst:
So I just came online and I saw on the front page that an EndSARS protester was arrested for possessing charm and cutlass. This is not the first time the Nigerian Police Force has arrested someone for possession charms.

I just wanted to make this clear that in a country where there is supposed to be religious freedom, arresting someone for possessing charm is like arresting a Muslim for possession the Qur'an or a Christian for possessing the Bible.

If It was a Christian/Muslim that was arrested, people would have cried persecution/islamophobia. But now a traditional worshippers is carrying what He believes in and was arrested for it, y'all are real quiet. I'm sure some of you like are even happy with the arrest. undecided

Una good evening.
I think it's in the criminal code that attempt to use charms to harm people is punishable by imprisonment. I don't think possession is criminalised but it would be hard to defend that you simply possess the charm without intent to harm.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Pastor Korede Kumaya Bought me 12 Cars In 12 Months By Bishop David Ibiyome by LordReed(m): 9:37am On Oct 22, 2021
Lemme register my laugh for all those sowing into pastor's birthday. Bwahahahahaha!
Christianity Etc › Re: The Horror Dream I Had About TB Joshua's Synagogue Church Last Night by LordReed(m): 9:10am On Oct 22, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Lol! I thought you said it's for comedy, but now you're no longer finding it funny. Lol!

You thought I was kidding you, right? Now you know better.

Person dey on hin own, only you carry yourself go dey look for the person trouble. The person choose to use silence to answer your foolery. That one no make you get sense, but encourage you to still dey find more of the person trouble. But when the person finally decide to respond to your foolery, since your own level of foolishness pass that wey silence fit solve, you, the aggressor, begin to cry foul, go dey involve lawyer and police for a consequence of your own personal stupidity.

Well you have money to waste, so enjoy being ripped off to your own satisfaction.

Just so you know, I have evidence that you have started learning witchcraft and voodoo. It is in my phone, and also here online just in case. The question about you being a ritual killer, that what i've been asking you since but you've yet to answer me. I asked you because, witchcraft and voodoo involve ritual killings and human sacrifices, so na up to you to answer whether you don get to that level. Perhaps you're to shy to answer me, so you can tell the answer and report yourself to the policeman whose number you sent me if that would make you feel more comfortable.

As for sending me more numbers, I would have if you had done so earlier, but i wouldn't, since i no longer trust you since the number you said was your MIL's, is what you were using it to disturb my life with your foolish assumption that I who made it possible for you to have the number is not answering your call because I'm a coward, lol! Such a joker. Those bloodsucking demons have really turned you into a comedian and a laughing stock. You said i was going to ridicule myself before your family members, now the joke is on you.

You haven't got any idea what you're getting yourself into, when you decided you were going to allow yourself be a tool in the devil's hands to trouble me. That worst part is that you now began to attack the same God that I said told me He was going to deal with you. Don't worry, by the time God starts dealing with you as I said, and you begin to cry out here in NL for help, I would remind of this moment when you were so confident and sure of yourself.

I'm still praying that God has mercy on you and forgives you for your foolishness, and not deal with you as He said if He would hear me.

Feel really sorry for you in advance.
Feel sorry for your numbskull arse. I thought as much because you know I will land on you like a ton of bricks and crush the little walnuts between your legs that you call balls. Fùcktard fugazy clown. Bwahahahahaha!
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe Atheists Are Not Good People by LordReed(m): 11:12pm On Oct 21, 2021
Hismasterpiece:
At least i'm making an effort and it counts
What effort? None of your posts has even evinced any kind of anguish over the matter instead you are try out arguments for god that are full of fallacies.
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Friend Keep Suffering After Living T.b.joshua by LordReed(m): 10:15pm On Oct 21, 2021
Adamgeneral12:
You want to be winning me abi?
No bi you talk say you see sign, which sign you see.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe Atheists Are Not Good People by LordReed(m): 7:10pm On Oct 21, 2021
Hismasterpiece:
How do you know i don't do it? What about the posts i have made here about the things i believe in? Don't they count?
I don't but question is do you? Your posts barely count since all you do is try to logic your god into existence.
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Friend Keep Suffering After Living T.b.joshua by LordReed(m): 6:59pm On Oct 21, 2021
Adamgeneral12:
If you once get money there will be traces of the money in you, only a blind man won't see that.
Let me give you an example
Look at me, I'm once a blogger and I join nairaland 2008, even though I forget all those account, email, phone numbers, the blogging part is still in me.

Before I will conclude about a story or incident, I go do my own research about the matter before I go come to conclusion.

For him mama own, me no go pork nose inside that one because na my own problem carry me go church, I no get power to fight witches.
What sign did you see on your friend?
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are 99% Atheist by LordReed(m): 6:58pm On Oct 21, 2021
hupernikao:
Reject? You aren't reading me well most times. You will need to observe my usage of words well. I am a detailed and careful person especially when discussing what affect a man's eternity. So, I can easily know when you aren't paying attention to what I write.

So, I asked you if there are tendencies you see, you said no. Good. Hence that limits the possibilities.

But. I have seen tendencies in you for a victory at last over every high thoughts in your mind. So I am speaking on this possibilities because I have seen you checked all the points of a man close to being seated with Christ and in Christ. Hence the time is near.
Bwahahahahaha! You guys never cease to amaze. Abeg I no get power to discuss any further. Enjoy your evening. LMFAO!
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe Atheists Are Not Good People by LordReed(m): 6:13pm On Oct 21, 2021
Hismasterpiece:
Where in the Bible do you see Christians killing witches or homosexuals?
Did I say in the Bible?

This is what I am referring to:

Dtruthspeaker:
In every place on the earth, in the past witches who harmed people were killed and homosexuals were also killed or cast out into Nature, For Nature to handle the Killing, even before the Bible was written.

So the Bible is simply sticking to The Laws at the Beginning of this world.
Anybody with these kind of belief is a religious nutjob.
Hismasterpiece:
Again with the insults... exactly what i noted in my post... so typical of you nairaland atheists
Christianity Etc › Re: The Horror Dream I Had About TB Joshua's Synagogue Church Last Night by LordReed(m): 6:08pm On Oct 21, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Lol! I thought you said it's for comedy, but now you're no longer finding it funny. Lol!

You thought I was kidding you, right? Now you know better.

Person dey on hin own, only you carry yourself go dey look for the person trouble. The person choose to use silence to answer your foolery. That one no make you get sense, but encourage you to still dey find more of the person trouble. But when the person finally decide to respond to your foolery, since your own level of foolishness pass that wey silence no fit solve, you, the aggressor, begin to cry foul, go dey involve lawyer and police for a consequence of your own personal stupidity.

Well you have money to waste, so enjoy being ripped off to your own satisfaction.

Just so you know, I have evidence that you have started learning witchcraft and voodoo. It is in my phone, and also here online just in case. The question about you being a ritual killer, that what i've been asking you since but you've yet to answer me. I asked you because, witchcraft and voodoo involve ritual killings and human sacrifices, so na up to you to answer whether you don get to that level. Perhaps you're to shy to answer me, so you can tell the answer and report yourself to the policeman whose number you sent me if that would make you feel more comfortable.

As for sending me more numbers, I would have if you had done so earlier, but i wouldn't, since i no longer trust you since the number you said was your MIL's, is what you were using it to disturb my life with your foolish assumption that I who made it possible for you to have the number is not answering your call because I'm a coward, lol! Such a joker. Those bloodsucking demons have really turned you into a comedian and a laughing stock. You said i was going to ridicule myself before your family members, now the joke is on you.

You haven't got any idea what you're getting yourself into, when you decided you were going to allow yourself be a tool in the devil's hands to trouble me. That worst part is that you now began to attack the same God that I said told me He was going to deal with you. Don't worry, by the time God starts dealing with you as I said, and you begin to cry out here in NL for help, I would remind of this moment when you were so confident and sure of yourself.

I'm still praying that God has mercy on you and forgives you for your foolishness, and not deal with you as He said if He would hear me.

Feel really sorry for you in advance.
LMAO! I have gave you my wife and sister's number why didn't you send to them? Spineless twàt. Send it to them lemme get your hide nailed to the wall. I know your name now and will track you down should you try any nonsense. If you crase reach try me. You think this is those your fucking prayers that don't do nothing, this one is real life. Joke? You think telling people I am a ritual killer is a joke? Of course you do because you're very stupìd. Try it so we can test your evidence in court. Fugazy clown. Bwahahahahaha!
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are 99% Atheist by LordReed(m): 4:41pm On Oct 21, 2021
hupernikao:
Have you seen this tendencies in me? Because I have seen yours? And they are evident.
You are the one talking about possibilities but now you reject this one. What is evident in my case is the remnants of my Christian bias brought about by indoctrination which is not easily discarded. I don't see any tendencies in you but since we are talking about possibilities let's also lay that one out there.
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Friend Keep Suffering After Living T.b.joshua by LordReed(m): 4:37pm On Oct 21, 2021
Adamgeneral12:
You remembered am ba?
On sunday evening wey we go go seat down in front of TV dey watch tales by moon light, kapila, danger mouse and other cartoon program.
But this one no be tales by moonlight, na Super story, a real life story
Dude you got told a story not that you witnessed any of the parts you weren't present for. Some guy down on his luck tells you he used to be rich did he show you any evidence of his alleged past wealth maybe like pictures or documents? I am going to say no since all he has is a nylon bag, he sure won't be carrying around any pictures.
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are 99% Atheist by LordReed(m): 3:24pm On Oct 21, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Redefine? I redefined nothing here.... simply pointed out that "gods" are the demons and devils spoken of in Christianity. undecided
So you believe there is a demon called Zeus?
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are 99% Atheist by LordReed(m): 2:38pm On Oct 21, 2021
Kobojunkie:
There is no game of semantics being played here. There is just you trying to start a foolish argument over what has been obviously addressed is all. Again.., this is simple. undecided

To be considered athiestic, one simply need to show lack of belief in the existence of God or gods. undecided

Christians do not lack a belief in the existence of God and they also do not lack belief in the existence of gods(they refer to them as demons and devils), the other 99%! undecided
The foolish stems from you. Your insistence to redefine what has been already clearly defined is foolish.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Horror Dream I Had About TB Joshua's Synagogue Church Last Night by LordReed(m): 1:05pm On Oct 21, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
I have evidence you're an upcoming and aspiring ritual killer, because you're currently learning the trade of witchcraft and all witches and satanists are ritual killers.

Maybe in court you'd confess the level you are now in your new diabolic trade, if you've started using your family members for rituals, since you refused to say it here.
I have sent you more numbers to incriminate yourself with. I will also send you the police number so you can report that I am a ritualist. Fugazy clown.
Foreign Affairs › Re: TRUTH Social: Donald Trump Launches His Own Social Media Platform by LordReed(m): 12:43pm On Oct 21, 2021
Odidigboigbo:
to best of my knowledge, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, etc has no OS of their own and they are not the owner of Android or iOS. So Trump TRUTH will run on any of these OS smoothly.
Who do you think owns Android and YouTube?
Foreign Affairs › Re: TRUTH Social: Donald Trump Launches His Own Social Media Platform by LordReed(m): 12:39pm On Oct 21, 2021
Vabama:
Source: https://techcrunch.com/2021/10/20/trump-launches-his-own-social-media-platform-truth-social/
Only someone like Trump will start a coy called Truth with lies. LMFAO!
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are 99% Atheist by LordReed(m): 12:30pm On Oct 21, 2021
hupernikao:
Many things we found ourselves in overtime in life never started as intention but can end in intention. Things happen, that's the beauty of life.
Indeed, just like you may one day also become an atheist.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe Atheists Are Not Good People by LordReed(m): 12:28pm On Oct 21, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
You've been dealt with already!
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Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe Atheists Are Not Good People by LordReed(m): 12:03pm On Oct 21, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
Translation! I don use the opportunity
run!
[img]https://c./9FNa_TxMChUAAAAM/deal-with-it-barack-obama.gif[/img]
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe Atheists Are Not Good People by LordReed(m): 11:56am On Oct 21, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
Translation! I no fit talk so I go CHANGE POST!
Crocodile tears. LMFAO!

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Christianity Etc › Re: You Are 99% Atheist by LordReed(m): 11:53am On Oct 21, 2021
hupernikao:
Prophecy? Saw you? That means I must have eaten jollof rice to sleep such night. grin

I gave you my personal opinion. But like I said, it's not needed for discussion.
Well your opinion is wrong since I have no intention of ever becoming religious in any sense of the word.
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Ajao's Hair Shaved For A Movie Role by LordReed(m): 11:52am On Oct 21, 2021
StagethemTVee:
Nollywood actress Eniola Ajao has shaved her full hair for a movie role. The beautiful actress still looks stunning after the hair is shaved by a man on set of a new movie. Although very expensive and technical, Hollywood now resorts to CGI (computer generated imagery) to achieve extreme role requirements like this instead of really doing it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEB9cdGyViE
CGI? I don't think so. Practical SFX is more like it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe Atheists Are Not Good People by LordReed(m): 11:49am On Oct 21, 2021
triplechoice:
Honestly, you're not really part of it unlike some who seems to have gone on overdrive. Nearly every response is laced with snide remarks and insults. It is those kind of people I am worried about.

Everyone as an ego to protect and if at times we respond in kind to insults and harassment coming from the other side, we shouldn't be blamed. But when it is uncalled for, then one has to look at himself

The fight to me is unfair and not necessary
I agree with you it's unfair to mock people for just being religious adherents but people usually need to work some things out of their system. The "angry atheist" phase is a transition phase quite a bit of us go through.
Christianity Etc › Re: You Are 99% Atheist by LordReed(m): 11:46am On Oct 21, 2021
hupernikao:
I pointed you to the fact that I said "it seems" but it also seems you have a target or opinion to hold. You will be the one to start reading with a good mindset to avoid reading like this.

So, you could see that you are the one always making assumptions.

On you and Christianity issues. It's not a discussion. I have seen people use words like "over my dead body", yet their bodies refused to die when reality dawn.

So, don't let us put it up for discussion, I just pointed out what I know, that you are closer to the end of that "a million lifetimes" you needed, where you can now receive the gospel afterwards.
Yes you people always know me better than myself. Just so that we are clear, is this a prophecy or you saw it in dream? LMFAO!
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe Atheists Are Not Good People by LordReed(m): 11:30am On Oct 21, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
Liar! You always insult me FIRST when I say what you do not like and then I respond back!

So it is you exactly as many of your kind do, who are ALWAYS UNREASONABLE AND CHANGING POST and when all these fail, Insults follow!
See you starting with the crocodile tears. When I was warning you that you should keep discussion civil and you instead chose to insult me did I not tell you you will cry your crocodile tears. Here you are, see your life. LMFAO!
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Friend Keep Suffering After Living T.b.joshua by LordReed(m): 11:26am On Oct 21, 2021
Tales by moonlight.

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