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Health / Re: Should I Be Worried My Urine Isn't Salty? by Lorenzop: 2:21pm On Aug 05, 2020
so yo actually drank it to check if it is salty... grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Beirut, Lebanon Explosion: Father Trying To Save His Son by Lorenzop: 11:39am On Aug 05, 2020
yrex01:
they’ve done worst to Libya n Iraq in recent years dumbo

dumbest, it is still Islam dominated countries you mentioned and the acts of terrorism were carried out by your fellow muslims...mumu tongue
Foreign Affairs / Re: Beirut, Lebanon Explosion: Father Trying To Save His Son by Lorenzop: 8:55am On Aug 05, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Go and read about medieval Christianity also. If the Catholics and Protestants had access to bomb then, they would have destroyed the whole earth a long time ago
Just shut up. . now that they have access to it, what have they done?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Militants Raid Afghanistan Prison, Free 300 Inmates, 29 Killed (Graphic) by Lorenzop: 8:14pm On Aug 03, 2020
oluwaseyi0:
How this terrorists keep getting huge number of followers still baffle me

That's the power of ideology and the worst of them all is religious ideology which is the case here...so simply put, they believe they are doing the will of Allah and they will meet their 72 virgins in heaven....sad!

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Travel / Re: Italian Student Visa-help! by Lorenzop: 11:12am On Aug 02, 2020
manlithe:
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HOW MUCH
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“STEP 5: Take the payment receipt along with your international passport to any Port Health Services Office to get vaccinated and obtain the yellow card.”

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Hello, i have difficulty accessing the yellowcard site...it keeps popping up captcha which I have entered correctly multiple times but to no avail...do you have any idea how I can handle this
Politics / Re: Ironsi’s Death, My Role In Brigadier Ogundipe’s Escape by Lorenzop: 6:36pm On Jul 31, 2020
Napoleondegreat:


Lame excuse. the man was just a weak man. Remember same Igbo has assured him of all needed military back up

The man was simply a Grand coward....period

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attack: Governor Zulum Tackles Army After Attack On His Convoy by Lorenzop: 2:27pm On Jul 30, 2020
Arrewa:
shut up!!

This is the kind of leader every average Nigerian is clamoring for.

The military is the most corrupt institution in Nigeria.

They must be put on track by a responsible administrator.

Why trying to condemn him for speaking out??

Those villages deserve to be protected too.

They can't just relegate them to the forest and allow them attack villages.

The same protection given to the city should also be given to villages.

So I commend him for speaking out!

Sometimes, I don't really understand your stand, you support Buhari so much yet here you are opposing the military....talk of double standards...Your Buhari has so bastardized the military with his actions and comments, when Ihejirika was bombarding these terrorists and was almost near to annihilating them, Buhari shouted that ''an attack against Bokoharam is an attack against the north''...clueless GEJ quickly asked Ihejirika to stop...today your Buhari is in power and Boko has remained resolute in pursuing the Fulani agenda....same Bokoharam terrorists that were captured and later freed by this same govt on grounds of repentance. are you this shameless....for once be objective and have some conscience for the innocent souls that have been killed by bokoharam,...everything isnt tribalism... This is why the black man is cursed. Shame on you all

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Travel / Re: Two Airplanes Collide At Lagos Airport by Lorenzop: 4:59am On Jul 30, 2020
Abohboy:
Pictures or it’s fake, if two planes collided on a runway there would have either been a fire, explosion or both the planes would have massiv evolves inside of them

before you rush to comment, try to read well and understand...it's that simple

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Career / Re: Juju Scare: Should I Quit My Job? by Lorenzop: 6:17pm On Jul 29, 2020
BarristerAlarig:


Keke Napep will still kill him.

I give up on Nigerians... We are all criminals.. Imagine stealing 200k-240k monthly for just one person.. His other colleagues are in too on the criminality.. They could be pocketingore than 1m in a month!! From another man's sweat..

The owner of the business pay all kinds of taxes, pay rent or might have taken loans for the building, pays salaries, plays 2k daily or more to each staff, pays utility bills..

Yeah criminal minded Nigerians are asking him to pray and fortify himself...

OP, you will surely die a painful death.. Anyone that benefits

Damn!....You sound like you have experienced this first hand as a business owner... It's quite sad bro, how we celebrate criminality and call it being smart and sharp is really very disappointing.

I can attest to this because one of my in-law had his business crippled to the ground today because someone who manages diesel decided to help himself with plenty of cash, he stole to the point that he now has a house in Abuja, from living in one bedroom apartment. Today, my in-law is still struggling and battling loans he collected for the business while the thief enjoys his loot. Very pathetic.
My advice has always been this... Use technology... Technology these days have been even more advanced to monitor a lot of loopholes. It's just same Nigerian business owners are reluctant to invest in cutting edge tech that will save them these losses.

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Education / Re: Sandra Isirima: 28-Year-Old Graduates From University, Widowed With 4 Kids by Lorenzop: 11:30am On Jul 29, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Wow...so touching.... submerged in a miasma of melancholy right now

That looks like four real niggarrrz...wow! Niggarzz everywhere... that's what am talking... unlike me....fuckkk...one niggarrr among five girls...damnnn

If i be the mother...I nor go just trouble them with too much education
School nor be everything

First born fit manage read petroleum engineering
The second boy go enter music.. become a young rapper...
Third one go dey ball for field...footballer
Fourth one go manage read computer science and begin bomb



abeg. wetin be bomb u always refer to....is it atomic boom or nuclear boom ?
Romance / Re: The Lady In My Life, My Burden. by Lorenzop: 3:04pm On Jul 28, 2020
LordNicvuitton:


Her relatives occasionally send her clothes and shoes, that's it. Her wealthier relatives according to her, try to limit communication with them, same reason she was convinced within herself to go study medicine, so she can help her family.

ahh..so she is studying medicine ?

bros...if you really love her, engage and marry her else that lady will leave you after graduation coz many men wil be after her given she has graduated. Marry or leave her now to avoid had i known

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Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp Wins The League Managers Association Manager Of The Year by Lorenzop: 8:23am On Jul 28, 2020
BigBelleControl:
Klopp deserves the award and the title but all the other teams really went to sleep.

Pep should be made to spend two weeks at Guatanamo Bay for losing the league with 18 points with all his array of stars.

Next seasons top 4 prediction
1. Manchester City
2. Chelsea
3. Liverpool
4. Manchester United
You are simply a sad soul who can't accept that Liverpool were simply too good
Business / Re: NIPOST Imposes New Charges On Courier Services by Lorenzop: 11:54am On Jul 25, 2020
smh, oil prices has crashed...this useless govt has turned to govt institutions and FIRS to use them as conduit to milk Nigerians using various taxes and charges.... They keep taxing every damn thing with nothing to show for it. All ye One Nigeria crap should gather here and sing the praises as usual while u continue to suffer in penury. Those zombies that voted this govt....na una own go worse pass

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Business / Re: Best Binary Options Trading with Proven strategies by Lorenzop: 10:33am On Jul 25, 2020
We are always here, the earning never stops grin

Romance / Re: She Lied To Me On Her Rape Experience And This Is Happening by Lorenzop: 10:46pm On Jul 24, 2020
hotwax:
I met her a virgin and she made it clear from unset that she wanted to keep her virginity till wedding date. I agreed with her, afterall, I intended to marry her.

Meanwhile she is a friend to a man at her office. She even introduced him to me as a friend. When she call me on video while at office, I usually see this man at the background. We call him 'your office father'. January 2020, her workplace where she is undergoing internship organized a 'get-together' party in one hotel at Ikeja. Throughout the event, she did not pick my calls till the next day shocked shocked. It was unusual of her. I just told myself, party don enter body be that. She later off her phone.

Sometime in February, we got playful and we were over the edge to the point that I wanted to penetrate. But I quickly controlled my self. Then she started stoking my dck . I watched her with surprized. She noticed and started pulling me towards her telling me to fck her, i refused to continue and sat. I asked with anger, "so you have been having sex". She started crying that she was sorry she kept it a secret from me. She said she was afraid I was going to kill her if I get to know. She said the man I called her office father raped Blahblah. In the party she took 3 bottles of smirnoff and she sat with the man. Late night, when she was going, the man told her he already book a room that she should not go home late at night. She said she was not thinking straight and it was as if the man used juju. She followed him to his room, while she was sleeping the man raped her multiple times overnight.

It was shocking, I was filled with rage. I asked why she did not raise alarm, why not report to the police? To their HR. She said its going to be shame for her, people r going to mock her. How did she get into a hotel room with a married man. The man's job is also at stake. It took me days to take her back, but I couldnt touch her, because she disgusted me. angry angry angry angry. She noticed begged me. She tried for us to have sex, but i wont just be in the mood.

Although she is a secretive person. She has been battling various STDs. Virginal discharged, candida e.t.c I do see drugs and creams in her bag.
But now she is battling hepatis B. She was admitted at the hospital and incurred huge medical bill which I was involved. I asked if she treated herself after the rape experience, she said a nurse friend treated her. And I asked if she has been seeing many guys. She said it was the only man she ever had sex with.

1 Sexual encountered spiraled to unending STD and sicknesses. Its painful for me because my dream woman just wasted away like that. undecided undecided undecided
I am not even sure she had sex with only one man.

Dude, wtf are you still doing with that bitch...use your head to think not your heart, mark this word, she will still continue sleeping around with the mindset u will forgive her, even if you marry her, she won't have regards for you. Women deserve iron hand, don't play Mr Nice guy o else u will regret it. Count your losses and dump her sorry asss

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Politics / Re: Sowore Dares Garba Shehu To Release Tape Of Funtua’s Visit by Lorenzop: 8:18pm On Jul 22, 2020
Tulsaguy:


if u sabi speak English like this, why u con get f9 for Waec that year. if i lie display your result.

Hahahahaha
Politics / Re: Sowore Dares Garba Shehu To Release Tape Of Funtua’s Visit by Lorenzop: 3:51pm On Jul 22, 2020
Tulsaguy:


grin grin grin One of jonathan mofos. Your uncle reno omokriminal is still paine and on exile since 2015, you will soon join him when sowore is sworn in as Nigeria President. Jona no sabi una....Pained asshole

Interestingly, I'm very much comfortable than you could ever be....your Sowore is bloody asslicker like you, after licking Buhari's scrotum....he was abandoned only for him to start shouting Revolution now crap....bastards like you and Sowore are better castrated, don't worry, karma isn't done with you all. Reno isn't pained, I'm very sure he is doing very fine more than your entire generation could ever do. Oh you could be a Buhari supporter....worst zombie....come and get fed with crumbs oh yea asslicker.... If you get mind, come outside and join your foolish Yele shout Revolution na....make DSS tidy you join....awon keyboard warrior.... grin
Politics / Re: Sowore Dares Garba Shehu To Release Tape Of Funtua’s Visit by Lorenzop: 12:11pm On Jul 22, 2020
He should also dare Reno Omokri.... Sowore seems to be silent on that one.... Challenge Reno as well....selfish bastar.d

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Parliament Approves Military Intervention In Libya by Lorenzop: 7:51am On Jul 22, 2020
Seriously Africa is a complete mess, see how different EU countries keep invading them. Will there ever be a strong AU force strictly for peace keeping to ward off all these Invaders from the west.... What is wrong with African leaders?

To make it worse, Africans citizens collect arms and money from these foreigners to fight and destabilize their own country..... that's the height of foolishness.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Parliament Approves Military Intervention In Libya by Lorenzop: 7:48am On Jul 22, 2020
timagentms:


Obama is idiot when it comes to physical war, but Uncle Trump is idiotic idiot when it comes to economy (war) sanction.

Trump is idiotic for protecting his own country?....please say something else

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Parliament Approves Military Intervention In Libya by Lorenzop: 7:34am On Jul 22, 2020
dlaw70:

point of corection,FRANCE and not USA

USA orchestrated a well planned internal civil unrest with it's allies from EU, The US sided the anti-Ghaddafi militants with airstrikes. So yes the US is fully part of this and they dragged their partners in crime (The EU) into this war

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Parliament Approves Military Intervention In Libya by Lorenzop: 7:28am On Jul 22, 2020
cbngov01:
Just see how the U.S. messed up this burgeoning country and left it to ruins by killing Gaddafi. What a shame!

To put it on record, it was an African who messed it up ..Obama. Obama authorised the mess up of this once flourishing north African country, Africans has been killing themselves since time immemorial. Obama single handedly reduced Libya to a waste land.

Those of you who hate Trump, gather here and tell me how many wars Trump has fought or govts he has toppled. Obama is a great orator who can easily sway the gullible with his speeches but sane minds knows that man is evil personified undecided

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Business / Re: Best Binary Options Trading with Proven strategies by Lorenzop: 8:02pm On Jul 21, 2020
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Business / Re: Best Binary Options Trading with Proven strategies by Lorenzop: 9:12pm On Jul 20, 2020
What a day grin

Politics / Re: Buratai: Insecurity Will End When Nigerians Want It To End by Lorenzop: 7:10pm On Jul 20, 2020
And I always ask, what happens to using drones to map out these guys and use aerial bombardment to annihilate then once and for all.....oh I forgot an attack against Bokoharam is an attack against the north says Buhari....smh

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Politics / Re: Masari: Enemies Of APC Behind Attacks By Bandits In The North by Lorenzop: 3:05pm On Jul 20, 2020
foolish man... this same man was seen in a viral picture negotiating with those criminals aka terrorists called bandits. Disgusting people

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Education / Re: 10 Cryptocoins That Would Hit $1 M-$10 Million by Lorenzop: 10:01am On Jul 20, 2020
Hahahahaha, this OP funny die....hahahahaha

See format

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Business / Re: Best Binary Options Trading with Proven strategies by Lorenzop: 7:37am On Jul 20, 2020
U1:


So what's the difference? If "it's not free," then how are you not collecting money? 10k no be beans o!

I just made it clear, I will not give out my strategy for free. It's very clear. Those who knows the value have not complained. You get the point now? grin
Religion / Re: Who is Pastor Oyedepo paying his tithe and tax to - Micheal A Adeniyi by Lorenzop: 9:10pm On Jul 18, 2020
Here is the part they never preach to you

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Religion / Re: Who is Pastor Oyedepo paying his tithe and tax to - Micheal A Adeniyi by Lorenzop: 8:23pm On Jul 18, 2020
Righteousness89:


No one needs to twist the Bible to you.

You Have the Bible! Search it and see what it says..

I always see it, that's why I agree they twist it else I would have been gullible following their speeches. Looking forward to that man who centres his preaching on salvation, winning souls for Christ etc.

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