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What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?

1.The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !

2. The hilarious part is :
The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.

3. The most ironic one :
Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !
That’s the travesty cum irony of our current society!
And, we blindly say we are not blind !

� *Too good not to share*�

*SHORT WORLD CUP STORY FOR YOUR MOTIVATION*

Croatia came to this World Cup with only two natural strikers. Mario Mandzukic, the guy who scored the winner last night was one.

The other was Nikola Kalinic.

Kalinic was on the bench for Croatia's first game against Nigeria. With five minutes to end that game, coach instructed him to dress up and replace another player.

Kalinic angrily refused to play, in protest of being left on the bench.

He saw himself a top player, and wouldn't come on for just five minutes. The coach turned to other player Pjaca for the substitution.

After the match, Kalinic refused to apologize, despite appeals from other coaching staff.

The coach then sacked him from the team, and sent him home from Russia. Kalinic flew for holidays, and even posted pictures of himself enjoying elsewhere.

After all, he seem to imagine Croatia won't go anywhere in the tournament. But without him, the team managed to win their matches.

Croatia achieved their greatest football achievement in history, reaching the World Cup final.

The remaining 22 players are national heroes. Their names forever inscribed in the hearts of generations.

Kalinic is not part of the winning team all because of minutes of anger, pride and bloated ego.

He may have regretted now but it is too late. These stories about life are quite familiar to us, but do we really learn lessons from them? As they profoundly apply to all spheres of life?

Learn to cut pride, learn to control anger and deflate ego. And ultimately, learn to say SORRY.

Years of sweat and dedication can all be shattered by moments of anger and pride.

Don't be a Kalinic.

Good Day and Happy Weekend

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5950279/Dont-like-Nikola-Kalinic-Fans-mock-striker-Croatia-reach-World-Cup-final.html

highqueen:
no freedom of speech or protest In this tyranny of a govt.


this country is for animals,no regard for human beings.


God should punish anybody supporting this evil govt.

nobody stop u from any protest but u must get police permission and sign police undertaken, lobatan

DrTims:
Who is that short woman Is that fayiujjose wife

that is his deputy wife too, Mrs Kolapo Olusola

Nigeria view center

The guy retired, Argentina begged him to come back and this happened

It cannot happen in my country

Messi nko?

THIS IS FOR MEN ONLY.
WOMEN SHOULD NOT READ THIS
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By Bola Adewara
Follow me @bolaadewara
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In these few years I have spent on this terrestrial divide, I have seen how life treats men, especially in their old ages.

I have seen men work, labour, sweat throughout their youthful lives on their wives and children and I have also seen how they end up. My brother, as you are working hard to train your children and to make your wife proud, don't forget to have something for yourself for your old age. May you not be begging your children to eat in your old age. Remember, women can be jumping from one son's house to another daughter's house. Not so for men.

Can I tell you a truth? You are a stranger in that family you call yours today. That house you struggled to build is not yours. Its for your wife and the children! Seriously!

A friend sent me a story recently. Let me quote him here: "My grandfather told me that a married man is like a tractor that builds a road, does it very nicely but when the road is completed, they bring a low loader and carry the tractor away, claiming it will spoil the road! That tractor is never allowed to step on the road it built!

"Same is the case of we married men. We deny ourselves, get loans, wear used clothes, etc, to see our children through high schools, universities, etc because we believe that the only gift we can give them is quality education. When they are old enough, the fathers often become dispensable. The attention of the children shift to their mothers. May be these mothers poison their minds against their fathers, who knows? You hear a typical mother use languages like ...
"If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have gone to school.
"I sold all my gold, trinkets, wrappers to send you to school.
"Your father was only interested in alcohol and women while I suffered to pay your fees!"
(Now the tractor that built the road is being carried away!)

"Once the child starts working, father could have retired. When he come visiting his parents, the poor father is given N5k in front of the mother, while the mother pulls him to the kitchen to collect 50 times what father got... and the father doesn't know what mother got!

"Once the child drives off, the father is told to bring money from his pittance to buy this and that, buy sugar to prepare Lipton unless he wants to drink sugarless tea! These are some of the reasons men die early!

"A mother flies abroad to visit her children or go do Omugor while the father sits at home, buying and eating bread and ewa agonyin every morning! After six months abroad, she returns home fresh to meet father licking palm oil in ewa agonyin!"

Old age could be very lonely and agonising for men who did not plan for it. May you not become a liability on your children in your old age. May your children not wish you early death when they can't manage you again in your old age.

To live a happy old age,
* Build your own house where you will live in your old age.
* Build businesses, preferably properties, that will feed you in your old age.
* Create conveniences, start learning things that will engage you in your old age.
* Build friendship and goodwill that will serve you in your old age.
* Right now, start to be relevant in your Church, community so you could be reckoned with in your old age.

Old age could be lonely. An old age without money in your pocket is a slow, agonising death sentence!

Be warned. Take action NOW...!

RIP Sir

Our leaders of tomorrow, or our tomorrow's leaders

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The PROBLEM is not knowing how to fight! But choosing your fight with precision:� Dino vs Magu; Dino vs Ndume; Dino vs Omo Agege; Dino vs Tinubu; Dino vs Police IG; Dino vs Customs CG; Dino vs Gov Bello; Dino vs CEDO; Dino vs Smart Adeyemi; Dino vs Service Chiefs; Dino vs Ministers; Dino vs Oshiomole; Dino vs Remi; Dino vs Malami; Dino vs Babachir; Dino vs DSS/Daura; Dino vs Presidency; Dino Vs Taofeeq:Dino vs Jagaban, Dino Vs Buhari, Dino vs Ex-Wives and so on!! It was a defeat waiting to happen!!! Even the Great King David never fought two battles at a time. Choose your battles wisely.

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The PROBLEM is not knowing how to fight! But choosing your fight with precision:� Dino vs Magu; Dino vs Ndume; Dino vs Omo Agege; Dino vs Tinubu; Dino vs Police IG; Dino vs Customs CG; Dino vs Gov Bello; Dino vs CEDO; Dino vs Smart Adeyemi; Dino vs Service Chiefs; Dino vs Ministers; Dino vs Oshiomole; Dino vs Remi; Dino vs Malami; Dino vs Babachir; Dino vs DSS/Daura; Dino vs Presidency; Dino Vs Taofeeq:Dino vs Jagaban, Dino Vs Buhari, Dino vs Ex-Wives and so on!! It was a defeat waiting to happen!!! Even the Great King David never fought two battles at a time. Choose your battles wisely.

girls of nowadays, hmmm

just ask them this

thesettingz:
See bleaching of the highest order

we don't call it bleaching, is climate change. let me run to my house

MrHistorian:
I don't get!!

NURTW is an organizational pressure group and as such has direct legal backing from the constitution!

What is sensibly expected of Lagos state government is the arrest and prosecution of the offenders!!!

This act of impunity must stop.

Can FG disband NBA!??

What rubbish!!!

which pressure group? do u go to school at all

The guy doesn't have any family or friends ni, why all white people?

2face brother

George Weah of Liberia first sought for Liberian presidency (2005, aged 39)

He failed, obtained his SSCE (2006, aged 40), his degree (2011, aged 45) and masters (2013, aged 47).

He won election to the Liberian Senate (2014, aged 48).

He has just been declared the country's president (2017, aged 51)

All under 12 years interval.

You're not too old to be a success!

snakes, Python

u asked for it

mikejj:
me and you hoo ok.

[quote author=mikejj post=63760859] we know the problem!but what is the solution, the solution is, u and I to change our altitudes to each other.

What John Zibiri said about Nigeria

I worked and lived in Abuja for 18 years. I ran my own private company from 2001 until 2014.

Two million of the likes of Buhari cannot change Nigeria.

�Everything is wrong with Nigeria.

�The Director won't give you contract except you pay up front .

�The banks won't give you loan except you concede a certain percentage.

�The man supervising the contract won't pass the job except you play ball.
�The clerk won't pass your file for payment except you rob his palm.
�The accounts department won't raise your payment voucher or cheque unless you see them. I can go on and on.

�The worst thing is that it has become a norm that nobody sees anything wrong with.
� If you think otherwise, they begin to think you are sick and not normal.
�If you try to stand in their way, you put your life at risk.

�If you get killed there is no justice system in place to seek redress and bring the perpetrators to book.

�The police is corrupt , the Judiciary is the same.
�Even the religious circle is not spared.

�Everything in Nigeria revolves around corruption.
�Nobody cares about anybody. No law and order.
� I looked from my left to right, everybody is only desperate about one thing "money".
�They will kill anybody and anything that stand between them and money.
�I am an electrical engineer with MNSE and COREN. The system don't care about my qualifications.

�Distribution and transmission jobs are given to alhajis, pastors, friends and relatives without any basic skills.
�I started asking myself, how do I convince my kids that education and hard work is rewarding?
�When fools, agberos and touts are running the country from the local govt to the Presidency.

�Is this what my four sons will also go through? In 2014 I decided I have had enough. I decided I was leaving. I migrated to Australia with my family.
�Don't put yourself in harm way for any reason.
�The problem of Nigeria is in the hands of Nigerians living in Nigeria.

�Try starting a gate house in your village, everybody wants to profiteer from it. The bricklayer, the carpenter, the mason and even your brother who claim to be supervising on your behalf.
�They are corrupt, morally bankrupt and selfish.
� Everybody there thinks about himself and nobody is thinking about Nigeria .

�You don't have to be the one to go there to change anything.
�Let those under the hammer start the revolution. I beg make you hear word.
�This post is gonna anger a lot of my followers. I'm still gonna post it anyway.

*Analogy of OPPRESSORS & FOOLISH CITIZENS.
*(A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors):

� During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.

�The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely naked. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground.

�The naked chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature.

�The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.

�Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership.

�He said, "This chicken represents the people".

�"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them".

�"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you".

�"They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place."

� Breath taking, isn't it ?

�‍♂ Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media.

�Take a look at those they call their heroes.
�They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is.
�They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments.

�Did you see the numbers of people that throng to Saraki's house during this Christmas period to go and collect peanuts?

�Did you see the crowd that welcomed Ibori?

�Your guess is as good as mine. And the likes of many others, we all know about.

�Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! �

Pass to all your contacts & let your government know we know.

We are all aware that presently fuel crisis is rocking everywhere, but nevertheless the search for fuel has led us to meeting different kind of human beings, based on personal experience.Here are the 15 type of people you will meet at the filling station.1. The human right advocateThis set of people are always like one or two people, na dem go voice out when they notice cheating in any aspect of fuel selling, you will hear” this is unfair, only five Okadas has been attended to” or” we have been stranded here for like one hour and nobody is attending to us, what is going on”. they are so bold that they even approach the manager. its a pity some of dem no dey always get fuel sef.2. Fighting is our hobby crewYou see this ones, you will think they are cursedor somtin, on top fuel wey dem no know whether dem go see buy dey will still fight. u willhear” Abi u dey craze ni ? Dem never slap u before ? Eh, if u touch my keg, I go blow u ni o” before u know it, fight go start. on top every of the blow and insult dey receive, most times dem no go even see fuel buy.3. The determination clubYou will always wonder what this set of people do with fuel because they can sleep at the filling station for days just to buy even 5 liters, u begin to think if there is a special award for thatkind determination lol.4. The storytellersThis ones will not let us rest with stories of how they got fuel from lokoja and warri last weekend, you will hear” ni last week, I still buy 30 liters at Ijebu ode for just 150# per liter”” I was at Kogi state and so so so” oga… Your storygo put fuel inside our empty cars and kegs ehn?5. The scapegoatsThis ones will always chop claps or kicks from members of armed forces that visit the filling station because dem no dey hear word, the waydem dey take beat some of this set of people you will think village people sef follow them com buy fuel ni.6. The VIPShey u see this ones, they hardly spend 10 minutes at the filling station before they are attended to, vooooom they are gone. na dem they make some people cry, u will hear” Ahhhh, did man just come ni o, and u attended to him… We wey Don dey here like 3 hours nko ? E no good o” na so people go they shout.7. The business officialsE be like sey na dis ones dem dey call black market people, dey fit Visit petrol station many times a day. since business dey flow. and while they do this with probably some connections, some never even buy 3 liters since 5 hours ago.8. The “I dey your back” crewI wonder where this set of people always go, they will drop their kegs or even leave their carsand be saying “am at your back bro”, some will even give you their numbers sey make u give dem a call when its almost their turn. as if na dem dey buy credit for your phone lol9. The punctuality ClubThis ones will always let us know they have been at the filling station since 4am, you will hear” I first you all to get here, when u come sef?” as if na dat one dem dey take buy fuel. funny enough, most times na dem gangan no dey see fuel buy.10. The Loser’s clubNa when its the turn of this ones to buy fuel, fuel go finish or make dem say they no sell again. E dey always pain dem die. sorry Bro, nota nice experience anyway11. Ojoro crewthis ones no dey ever queue, na to dey finish shortcut up and down, e dey always yield sometimes but most of the times e dey backfire, to now go back to queue will now be problem since they will be forced to the back, na to carry their kegs dey go house. Ile ya !12. The Bribery advocatesThis once will tell you confidently how you will not buy fuel unless u find some naira to bribe, they will explain why its very much better to bribe onces way, you will hear” no time to waste, just give dem some change and get out of here”. some times their money sef na watch, those ones go just collect and disappoint them13. The control guysThis ones na self appointed fuel attendant, U will think na dem dey sell fuel, you will hear” now, sell this mans own, sell this one too, you haven’t sell this”. dem go just dey scatter the fuel attendant brain.14. Pick pocket associationWhen you see a grown man or woman backing their trousers or purse, with sounds like” I can’t find my phone, please help” or” I can’t find my money anymore old help” it means this ones Don raid be that, dey are not there to buy fuel, just there to carry peoples possessions. the worst is people will always add more sorrow fortheir victim, they will say” u sef mumu, how u gocarry phone inside purse”” why will u hold your money, don’t u have a pocket”. adding more pepper to those ones wound.15. Supporters ClubThis ones na big Tymev cowards, their own na to dey cheer up the human right advocate… Youwill hear” Nice one jare, thank u bro”” yes o, dem they cheat us here”. as if dem no get mouth to talk.

olosho is too costly now

and somebody will now tell me that ghost exist

i love Chris because he is a divorcée

All the world cup tournament we've
participated
1994- Nigeria vs Argentina
1998- not drawn
2002- Nigeria vs Argentina
2010- Nigeria vs Argentina
2014- Nigeria vs Argentina
2018- Nigeria vs Argentina
Oyinbo will still say nah draw,
Must we always play Argentina?