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Wahala no dey finish for naija again

He is my real man, all his backbiter shall soon perish

What are they doing inside � sun

BizzBizz:
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��REMEMBER AND LAUGH �
Anytime I told my wife this segment of the story of my life, she used to laugh to stupor.It happened some twenty nine years ago yet it never looses its comical attributes. We were three close friend living on the same street. My two friends coincidentally were bearing same name Tolu. The first Tolu did something and it worked. What was it?
Knowing quite well that his mother was watching, Tolu started tinkering with these Tiger Batteries, gathering the black powder into a nylon bag. When the mother asked him what he wanted to do with the powder, he calmly told her that any day the mother made him angry by not aquescing to any of his request, he would swallow the powder and commit suicide. The mum was shocked and started panicking begging him to discard the idea. But it worked. Tolu was getting all he wanted from his rich Mum. We saw the changes. Tolu spent more, he enjoyed more. After a lot of hassles, he finally let us in of what he did.
So we decided to copy and hoped it works too on our parents. Tolu's lifestyle was becoming oppressive to us.
When I got home, I made sure my Mum was around and so I started dismantling the battery casings. Of course, she asked what I was doing with the battery powder. I did as my friend said that I want to keep it to commit suicide if my Mum does not listen to me. I never knew how my Mum covered the distance between us. The slap was deadening, the subsequent ones makes my cheeks bounced like skin of a beaten drum. It was sunny afternoon yet it seemed it was dark and it was about to rain. It was the slaps playing tricks with my vision. She dragged me inside like a criminal and gave me a punishment that erased all suicide thought from my head. " Eedi fe di e abi?, Emi lo maa le edi Jade ninu aye e"
When my Dad came in the night, the punishment continued. He banned all my friends visiting or me getting out said I was being influenced. As if those were not enough, Mum invited her younger sister, my Aunt to talk "sense" into me. My Aunt?, her mouth was a razor blade, when she talked to you, you can even commit the suicide self. Like when she said "Anty mi, sheh won o paaro omo fun yin ni ward Sha?" She was asking if the wrong child was not given to my Mum at my birth!
I ended up begging and apologizing and that was when my Mum burst crying. The way my sibblings now looked at me, it was if I was the devil incarnate. I was avoided like a plague. I felt sorry that I made Mum cried, especially when she started stating what she was passing through to put food on the table. I really felt like Judas. But what happened to the second Tolu?
His own case was the worst. Indeed , he too did that same thing. When they asked him and he said he wanted to commit suicide, they didn't even behave as if they heard him. He didn't know his mother had given the elder brother signal to capture him. They grabbed Tolu and lied him down, the mother said he should open his mouth so the powder would be poured in for him. My friend tightened his mouth struggling to get free. Ti o ba ku Alaye a shaye, if you die those alive would go on living. When Tolu finally struggled free, he ran like never before. He could not go home, he came to my house and I also told him my pathetic story. I told him to go before my Mum set eyes on him. As he later told me, when he finally got home and was served dinner, he sniffed it, gave a spoonful to a dog and watched it before he could eat it.
We became gentlemen afterwards, there are some parents "madder" than you if you want to attempt madness.
Never stopped laughing. Anytime the three jolly friends meet, we just remember and laugh...

The times are hard so laugh & let out the pressure�

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Keystone bank

Our judiciary are too expensive, before you can hire charge and bail lawyers hmmmm, we are praying for surviving, your mentioning sue the government. I beg how is one congo of garri in the market now?

SamuelLoch:
It's surprising that some people would mock this man!

Truth be told, if we had inculcated an habit like this, no matter how small, we wouldn't have gotten to where we are today...

Some areas have not seen light for years... It's normal for them to buy fuel, but these areas have a local government chairman who does not reside in that LGA. Nonsense!!!


I'd rather want to sue the Government for bad roads than seeing the mechanic unnecessarily, or reading about accidents on Nairaland.


I'd rather want to sue the Government for not having water than installing bore hole/well water with my money.


I'd rather want to sue the Government for not enjoying my night rest because of power supply than run the generator and disturb the neighbors. Mosquitoes grow wings when there's no light so I have to also treat Malaria.


I'd rather want to sue the Government for not having a good healthcare system, than travel abroad for surgery.

And on, and on, and on...

Lalasticlala, justwise, won't you rather sue the Government?

Iyabo Ojo and Baba Ijesha meet in Location

Producer: he will be your husband in the movie

Iyabo Ojo : ���

IF SEE KEYAMO BEAR-BEAR, THEY LOCK AM FOR JAIL FOR ABUJA....................................................... AND NOW HE DON DEY CHOP WITH CABAL, NIAJA I HAIL THEE OOO

Antoeni:
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Calling 14 years old minor for this civilization world. Some 14 years old girls of nowadays sabi pass some house wife

Nigeria law is good sometimes

Abeg if u know say I don offend u over D
past 12 months knowingly or
unknowingly, abeg I dey sorry, 4give
me, but if u dey still dey vex, stop being
childish & come meet me 4 Oluyemi Kayode Stadium Ado Ekiti ,
Ekiti state, this afternoon wit ur boxing
kits, let's sought things out like adults
Since today na boxin day I go fight reach night....happy boxing day

C Gobe, C wahala, C gogogongo, C surutu etc

To add to the above mentioned by people's
Oko yoyo by Obesere
Coming to America

[C author=OZOnNengiTheory post=95270415]IPOB yoots should go and sit down. Your secrets have been exposed. Una go smell Una yansh for many long years[/quote]Before you fight that hausa man
Before you fight that yoruba man,
Before you fight that igbo man,

Think of this:
Femi Adesina a yoruba man, wrote that speech for Buhari. A speech that spat on the graves of the dead in Lekki.

Our battle is Us vs the Elites.
NOT Us vs Each other.

This is ur guy oh, one of the lazy youths

Bro. Rotimi Amechi nko. That has something for us.

Happy birthday to Nigeria living legend

Where Are The Pastors/Church Boys?? Answer This Sunday School Question. (See Question) -
Read Question Below:-
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when Adam and Eve born Cain and Abel, as at that time there were only 4 people on earth i.e (Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel).
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Bible said, Cain killed Abel and was cursed by God. now it was left with only 3 people on earth i.e (Adam, Eve, Cain)
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Now according to d bible, Cain traveled to a town called Nod and married and gave children with her.
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Now my question is, which other human did Cain marry?
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The Apostles, pastors, evangelists, Elders and co should answer this question.

Leave them na Ekiti guys

Sorry guy

How market my guy

For football centre my guy who was beside me always call call him YAHOO BOY

Hahahaha

AutoJoshNG:
This is Aizawal. It is the capital of the state of Mizoram in India. The city has a population of 293,416. It is the largest city in the state.

It is also the center of administration containing all the important government offices, state assembly house, and civil secretariat.

For many years, it had earned notoriety for severe traffic gridlock.

However, recent reforms in the road transport sector have seen motorists in a rare display of not just awesome traffic management but extreme coordination among the people too!

See below a very impressive display of traffic discipline.

Which Nigerian city do you think this kind of traffic discipline can be achieved?

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SOURCE:

https://autojosh.com/where-in-nigerian-can-road-traffic-be-as-discipline-as-this-photos/

only BOVAS filling station

14-0 now

rotadota:
I have been having this discomfort in my anus for almost five years now, it bites my anus and makes me uncomfortable. I've gone to doctors upon doctors, they end up packing drugs for me to take still yet nothing has changed.

The last doctor I went to, I suggested surgery to him cause I read about it online, he packed drugs for me and told me to come back if nothing changed. I know he will still pack drugs for me.

Please has anyone here suffered this pile of a thing, if yes pls suggest to me what you used in curing it please.

I will advice u to use efiri(saint leave), ewuro (bitter leave) together with osan wewe (lemons orange). Both drinking and for soup for a week but don't use lemon orange for soup

​SAVE YOUR HUSBAND!​

Why do husbands in Africa die most times before wives? A husband in Africa in most cases is under intense tension because he is responsible for:

● ​Children school fees​

● ​house rents​

● ​Electricity bills​

● ​Medical bills​

● ​Generator fuel & repairs​

● ​Car fuel and repairs​

● ​Feeding of family​

● ​Clothes for children​

● ​Sallah or Christmas and New year bills​

● ​Furniture & House maintenance​

● ​In-laws wahala/demand​

● ​His own aged parents​

● ​His siblings most times​

● ​His wife's demands​

● ​Vigilante bills​

● ​Erecting Building​

● ​Religious demands​

● ​Family social bills​

● ​Electronics bills​

● ​Recharge cards​

● ​Extended family bills​

● ​Community demands​

On top of the above, he also faces:

● ​Wife stress/insults​

● ​Boss stress at work​

● ​Police stress on the way​

● ​Area boys stress​

● ​Kidnappers fear​

● ​Friends stress​

● ​Economy stress​

● ​Fear of job loss​

● ​Unemployment pains​

● ​Armed Robbery stress​

● ​Children misbehaviour​

● ​Neighbours stress​

● ​Bank loan payment stress​

● ​Enemies stress​

● ​Demonic attack stress​

● ​Sex stress​

..and so on! OMG!!

Are these reasons not enough for all African Wives to understand and give their husbands peace at home? Are men not trying? How can an African man with these kind of loads be romantic like an American or European man?
Women, please give your husband's peace at home. Encourage your husbands. Stop being sarcastic to them. Except if you like to join the widows club early! Note:
That club is not funny. Ask members. Help your husband. Contribute to the family. Be a helper. Be submissive. Stop nagging. Build your home and marriage. It is not greener outside there. Don't be deceived!!
Help your husband to live longer like you.


FORWARD THIS TO ALL MEN & WOMEN ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. LET US PROLONG THE LIFE OF OUR MEN!!