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Don't kill yourself because of high standard of life without high level of cash.
This my wedding cost me less than twenty-five thousand naira (#25,000).
Simple dress, the one I have on my hanger,
The best thing is that am happy with my wife.
In fact, no food, no even pure water and no cameraman I used my phone.
Na only thank you for coming

I met a lady three months ago at the banking hall. I gave her a ride, she forgot her wallet inside my car. We exchanged numbers, later that day she called me and said she forgot her wallet, I went immediately to check and saw a wallet. I called her to meet me at a particular joint so I could handover the wallet to her, she came, opened the wallet and said her money is gone. How much, she said 100k. How can 100k fix very well in this small wallet. She began to shout, within few minutes people gathered and some boys came with bottles and said I should pay the money. They began to hit on my car and even carried fuel to set fire on me and my car, few people listened and believed me, while some did not. They took my car key and did all sought of threats. Note that this girl asked for a lift and even persuaded me to give her my number. Just so my life and that of my wife would not be in danger I made a transfer there for her 100k. Took my car from them and go home. That day I couldn't breathe, I hid this from my wife for two months. But finally I told her. Just three days ago a friend experienced the same thing, he paid 80k and my police friend said it's a new fraud in town. Please post so others could learn. If possible please share for a wider view.

Na the guy carry Kanu

I always break all except thou shall kill. Only that one I always obey oh

Reno is another human being from Pluto
Very persistent

The lady Twitter name"niola" said that she was sacked because she refused to offer her body to his boss below is her twits

Alaye, make yourself happy

Bura (swear) that the ball is a goal

�‍♂Wives, learn to trust your husbands.
Sometimes your husband may come back home late and give you one reason you cannot find in any book. Just Let love and trust prevail.
Imagine Jonah coming back after 3 days of absence, no phone call, no message, nothing, only to tell his wife he was swallowed by a fish and vomited after 3 days -
Imagine how that sounded�
The wife will feel like breaking his head.
"Swallowed by fish really?
Are you talking to a baby? What an insult, lying to me as if I don't have any brains? Which fish, mackerel or tilapia"?
Even if Jonah reported the issue to a pastor, the pastor will call him aside and say brother Jonah, why not pray against lying spirits�
Neighbors will shout "ahh madam, you don't understand, the fish is another woman".
But between you and I,
Jonah was telling the truth. �����������

It has been observed that morticians always knock the morgue before entering it, what can be the consequences if the don't knock or it is their tradition?

Lawyer Kunle

Wonder shall never end

Only in Nigeria,
Corruption is not thief.
Bandits are not terrorist but criminal
Niger I hail theee

AlhajiBitcoin:
Chelsea will suffer in their later matches for that score line.

Na lie, Chelsea is Manchester united oh.

uBuNiT:
Edris na you sabi o.
If your brodas catch you

Eedris Abdulkareem na confirmed Yoruba son, One from Ilesa and other from Ogun state

Please Admin front page tomorrow is Sunday

Chelsea Go To Heaven With Seven.

Bereft the services of Romelu Lukaku and Timo Werner who picked up injuries during the Uefa Champions League match against Malmo many would have reckoned Chelsea would have struggled to score a goal. However, they found the back of the net seven times and piled more anguish on the canaries who have just scored 2 goals in the league this season.

Havertz, Odoi, and Mount spearheaded the attack, and Jorginho, Kante and Mount pulled the strings in the midfield while Silva, Rudiger, and Chalobah bossed the defense. James and Chilwell provided the cover for the flanks.

The blues opened the scoring with mount who was assisted by Balond'or hopeful Jorginho and after that, it was the blues who controlled the game with Odoi doubling the lead and James making three goals before the halftime whistle.

After the break, the blues added 2 more goals with Odoi scoring with the help of a little deflection from a defender from the visiting team. In the closing stages of the game, the visitors had a man sent off for a second yellow for a clumsy foul on James and more misery piled on Norwich as they gave a penalty as one of their players handled the ball inside the penalty box and Mason scored the penalty after retaking it when the linesman felt Tim Krul crossed the line to save the initial spot kick from Mount. The blues scored the seventh goal for Mason to get his first senior hat trick for the blues after a great work from Loftus cheek who has been in fine form this season.

It is looking good for Tuchel and his team as they sit comfortably on top of the log and can now look to other games after the fear of the early kick off games. The team is doing well defensively have conceded nor upon to five goals in all competitions. Jorginho is beginning to show that he deserves to be among the best and Kovacic is also playing at his best, Chalobah is also establishing himself as class center back. The players who have been on the fringe have really stepped up and have exhibited readiness to play whenever they are summoned.

Ben Chiwell has scored 3 goals in 3 games, Loftus cheeks has been a delight to watch anytime he plays and Chalobah as earlier stated is wowing the blues faithfuls. Mount has found the back of the net and like he said be needs to a wide and the floodgates will open and that just happens.

The blues are hoping to be champions if the world by December and eventually win the league. All the goals today were scored by academy graduates, all bought with £0 and that's a positive statement from the club and that their youth coaches will be delighted.
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Entellectualls

Hope you are not the original devil �

MightySparrow:
Devil

This question can be somehow, but it very essential.
Through my findings and interview with some of my guys, some said that Sundays are the only day their girls come for a visit and church will linger their time or they won't enjoy more time together, some said since COVID-19 pandemic they they have stopped going to church some categories said church is scam. Even a girl told me she stopped going to church the pastor toasted her hmmmm(Man of God)
So, is going to church guarantee you heaven?
Though people are going to church maybe because of connection, marriage, job, miracles etc, but this are not the utmost reasons for people going to church. From the comment below, a guy said church is boring nowadays because they are doing things the same way every week

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Anytime I told my wife this segment of the story of my life, she used to laugh to stupor.It happened some twenty nine years ago yet it never looses its comical attributes. We were three close friend living on the same street. My two friends coincidentally were bearing same name Tolu. The first Tolu did something and it worked. What was it?
Knowing quite well that his mother was watching, Tolu started tinkering with these Tiger Batteries, gathering the black powder into a nylon bag. When the mother asked him what he wanted to do with the powder, he calmly told her that any day the mother made him angry by not aquescing to any of his request, he would swallow the powder and commit suicide. The mum was shocked and started panicking begging him to discard the idea. But it worked. Tolu was getting all he wanted from his rich Mum. We saw the changes. Tolu spent more, he enjoyed more. After a lot of hassles, he finally let us in of what he did.
So we decided to copy and hoped it works too on our parents. Tolu's lifestyle was becoming oppressive to us.
When I got home, I made sure my Mum was around and so I started dismantling the battery casings. Of course, she asked what I was doing with the battery powder. I did as my friend said that I want to keep it to commit suicide if my Mum does not listen to me. I never knew how my Mum covered the distance between us. The slap was deadening, the subsequent ones makes my cheeks bounced like skin of a beaten drum. It was sunny afternoon yet it seemed it was dark and it was about to rain. It was the slaps playing tricks with my vision. She dragged me inside like a criminal and gave me a punishment that erased all suicide thought from my head. " Eedi fe di e abi?, Emi lo maa le edi Jade ninu aye e"
When my Dad came in the night, the punishment continued. He banned all my friends visiting or me getting out said I was being influenced. As if those were not enough, Mum invited her younger sister, my Aunt to talk "sense" into me. My Aunt?, her mouth was a razor blade, when she talked to you, you can even commit the suicide self. Like when she said "Anty mi, sheh won o paaro omo fun yin ni ward Sha?" She was asking if the wrong child was not given to my Mum at my birth!
I ended up begging and apologizing and that was when my Mum burst crying. The way my sibblings now looked at me, it was if I was the devil incarnate. I was avoided like a plague. I felt sorry that I made Mum cried, especially when she started stating what she was passing through to put food on the table. I really felt like Judas. But what happened to the second Tolu?
His own case was the worst. Indeed , he too did that same thing. When they asked him and he said he wanted to commit suicide, they didn't even behave as if they heard him. He didn't know his mother had given the elder brother signal to capture him. They grabbed Tolu and lied him down, the mother said he should open his mouth so the powder would be poured in for him. My friend tightened his mouth struggling to get free. Ti o ba ku Alaye a shaye, if you die those alive would go on living. When Tolu finally struggled free, he ran like never before. He could not go home, he came to my house and I also told him my pathetic story. I told him to go before my Mum set eyes on him. As he later told me, when he finally got home and was served dinner, he sniffed it, gave a spoonful to a dog and watched it before he could eat it.
We became gentlemen afterwards, there are some parents "madder" than you if you want to attempt madness.
Never stopped laughing. Anytime the three jolly friends meet, we just remember and laugh...

The times are hard so laugh & let out the pressure�

I came across this Punch newspaper dated years back, Baba Iyawo revealing Femi-Fani Kayode politics style.

IF YOU HAVE 2KIDS AND YOU STILL SURVIVE UNDER OUR PRESENT ECONOMY, YOU NEED TO APPRECIATE GOD!
With 2children, yourself and spouse:
*2+2=4 �‍�‍�‍�
Let's do the calculation:
* 4plates of food for breakfast
* 4plates for lunch
* 4plates for dinner
= 12plates of food per day.
Multiply by at least N300 per plate: = N3600.
N3600 per day for 30 days (1 month)
We spend average of N108, 000 per month.
That's N1,296000 per annum ..and you say, you are not a millionaire.
Snacks and in-between meals are not included oooo
School fees, are not included...
Medical bills is not included here ooo...
Transport fare/fuelling not yet in the calculation oo.
What of recharge cards and other miscellaneous.
Shoes, clothes etc not added o, after all, we no go go out naked nah.
House rent, for those without a house of their own, is not included..
Outrageous Electricity bills and other utility bills are not in the calculation.
Oga something for the boys no dey there oooo.
Now, the question is, how do you make it happen with your monthly stipends?
How much is your salary again?
Miracles are happening everyday.
We are all "Miracles".

Even professor in Arabic goes to Ogun state

clockwisereport:
Islamic banking nko?

Admin please front page, let us educate each other

*KNOW YOUR FIRST NIGERIAN PROFESSORS*

1. First Nigerian Professor of History ~ Prof Kenneth Onwuka Dike (From Awka, Anambra).

2. First Nigerian Professor of Philosophy ~ Prof Olubi Sodipo (From Ilishan-Remo, Ogun state).

3. First Nigerian Professor of Linguistic ~ Prof Ayo Bamgbose (From Ogun State).

4. First Nigerian Professor of French Language ~ Prof Evans.

5. First Nigerian Professor of Arabic language and Islamic studies ~ Prof M.O.A Abdul (Ijebu Ode, Ogun State).

6. First Nigerian Professor of Yoruba and African Literature ~ Prof Wande Abimbola (From Oyo, Oyo State).

7. First Nigerian Professor of Music ~ Prof. Lazarus Ekwueme (From Oko, Anambra state).

8. First Nigerian Professor of Theatre and Arts ~ Prof Joel Adeyinka Adedeji (Esa Oke, Osun State).

9. First Professor of Mass Communication in Nigeria ~ Prof Alfred Opubor (Nigerian-Cotonou).

10. First Nigerian Professor of Library and Information Science ~ Prof Mrs Adetoun Ogunsheye.

11. First Nigerian Professor of Education ~ Prof. Aliu Babatunde 'Babs' Fafunwa (Isale Eko, Lagos State).

12. First Nigerian Professor of Physical Education ~ Prof. M. Oluwafemi Ajisafe (Ekiti State).

13. First Nigerian Professor of Tests and Measurement ~ Prof. Dibu Ojerinde (Igboho, Oyo State).

14. First Nigerian Professor of Law ~ Prof Teslim Olawale Elias (Lagos State)

15. First Nigerian Professor of Agriculture ~ Prof. Victor Adenuga Oyenuga (Ijebu Ife, Ogun state).

16. First Nigerian Professor of Animal Science ~ Prof. Gabriel. M. Babatunde (Afijio, Oyo State).

17. First Nigeria Professor of Forestry ~ Professor Kolade Adeyoju (Ijan-Ekiti, Ekiti State).

18. First Nigerian professor of clinical pharmacy ~ Prof. Nzebunwa Aguwa (Eke-Nguru, IMO State).

19. First Nigerian Professor of Medicine ~ Prof. Theophilus Ogunlesi (Sagamu, Ogun State).

20. First Nigerian Professor of Nursing ~ Prof (Mrs). Elfrida. O. Adebo (Abeokuta, Ogun State).

21. First Nigerian Professor of Physiotherapy ~ Prof. Vincent C. B. Nwuga (Asaba, Delta State).

22. First Nigerian Professor of Anatomy ~ Prof. Thomas Adesanya Grillo (Lagos State).

23. First Nigerian Professor of Physiology ~ HRH Prof. Joseph Chike Edozien (Asaba, Delta State).

24. First Nigerian Professor of psychiatry ~ Prof. Thomas Adeoye Lambo (Abeokuta, Ogun State).

25. First Nigerian Professor of public health ~ Prof. Oladele Ajose (Lagos state).

26. First Nigerian Professor of Nutrition ~ Prof Babatunde Oguntona.

27. First Nigerian Professor of Paediatrics ~ Prof Olikoye Ransome-Kuti (Abeokuta, Ogun State).

28. First Nigerian Professor of Botany ~ Prof. Eni Njoku (Ohafia, Abia State).

29. First Nigerian Professor of Physics ~ Prof. Muyiwa Awe (Esie, Kwara State).

30. First Nigerian Professor of statistics ~ Prof. Nwoue Adichie "Chinamada's dad (Abba, Anambra).

31. First Nigerian Professor of Mathematics ~ Prof. Chike Obi (Anambra State).

32. First Nigerian Professor of Geology ~ Prof. Mosobolaje O. Oyawoye (Offa, Kwara State).

33. First Nigerian Professor of Computer Science ~ Prof. Olu Longe.

34. First Nigerian Professor of Chemistry ~ Prof. Stephen Oluwole Awokoya (Awa-Ijebu, Ogun state).

35. First Nigerian Professor of Architecture ~ Prof. Ekundayo Adeyemi (Iyin-Ekiti, Ekiti State).

36. First Nigerian Professor of Urban and Regional Planning ~ Prof. Adepoju Onibokun (Iwoye-Ijesha, Osun State).

37. First Nigerian Professor of Estate Management ~ Prof. John. A. Umeh (Nnobi, Anambra State).

38. First Nigerian Professor of Accounting ~ Prof. Micheal A. Adeyemo (Irun-Akoko, Ondo State)

39. First Nigerian Professor of Marketing ~ Prof. Julius Onuorah Onah (Orba, Enugu State).

40. First Nigerian Professor of Insurance ~ Prof. Joseph. O. Irukwu (Eteem, Abia State).

41. First Nigerian Professor of Chemical Engineering ~ Prof. Sikiru A. Sanni (Ibadan, Oyo State).

42. First Nigerian Professor of Industrial Engineering ~ Prof. David. E. Osifo (Benin-city, Edo State).

43. First Nigerian Professor of Civil Engineering ~ Prof. Ifedayo O. Oladapo (Ondo, Ondo State).
44. First Nigerian Professor of Petroleum Engineering ~ Prof. Gabriel Kayode Falade

45. First Nigerian Professor of Mining Engineering ~ Prof. Zacheus Opafunso (Ede, Osun State).

46. First Nigerian Professor of Public Health Engineering ~ Prof. Paul Aibinuola Oluwande.

47. First Nigerian Professor of Geography ~ Prof. Akin Mobogunje (Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State)

48. First Nigerian Professor of Psychology ~ Prof. Dennis Ugwuegbu (Orlu, Imo State).

49. First Nigerian Professor of Cartography - Professor Olayinka Yaro Balogun (Ogun State).

FEMALE FIRSTS: First Female Academics :
Aim of collecting this is to promote girl child Education.

1. First Nigerian Female Professor ever ~ Prof. (Mrs) Felicia Adetoun Ogunsheye.

2. First Nigerian Female Professor of Law ~ Prof (Mrs) Jadesola Olayinka Akande.

3. First Nigerian Female Professor of History ~ Prof. (Mrs) Bolanle Awe.

4. First Nigerian Female Professor of Pharmacy ~ Prof. (Mrs) Babalola Chinedum Peace.

5. First Nigerian Female Professor of Psychiatry ~ Prof. (Mrs) Olayinka Omigbodun.

6. First Nigerian Female Professor of Mass Communication ~ Prof. (Mrs) Chinyere Stella Okunna.

7. First Female Physics Professor in Africa ~ Prof. (Mrs) Deborah Ajakaye.

8. First Female Professor of Chemistry in Nigeria ~ Prof. (Mrs) Modupe Ogunlesi.

9. First Nigerian Female Professor of Quantity Surveying in Africa ~ Prof Olubola Babalola.

10. First female Nigerian Professor of Accounting ~ Prof. Jane Ande.

11. First Female professor of physiotherapy in Africa ~ Prof. Arinola O. Sanya.

12. First Female Professor of Computer Science ~ Prof Adenike Osofisan.

13. First female professor of Chemical Engineering in Nigeria ~Professor (Mrs) P.K. Igbokwe

14. First Nigerian Female Professor of Mathematics Education ~ Prof. (Mrs). Grace Allele-Williams.

15. First Female Professor of Animal Breeding & Genetics in Nigeria~Prof. Adebambo Ayoka.O. Ayoka-Olufunmilayo

16. First Female Professor of Yoruba Studies in the world ~ Prof. (Mrs). Omotayo Olutoye

17. First Female Professor of Agriculture in Nigeria and First Female Professor of Agricultural Economics in Africa ~ Professor (Mrs) Tomilayo O. Adekanye.

18. First Nigerian Female Professor of Urban and Regional Planning ~ Prof. (Mrs). Ogbazi Joy Ukamaka.

*Source: Journal on Nigeria's Affairs.*

Please read very, I know the action of suspension came after her parent brought his colleagues to assault the school's Staff and mind you his father may still lost his job for illegal action. So never be happy for her

1shortblackboy:
20 strokes of the cane and suspensions is that not excessive for a hairstyle ? She no thief or kill person o

*⚜21 N U G G E T S⚜*
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*L I F E*


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*Learn to ignore and overlook many things if you truly want happiness in life because the easiest way to a miserable life is to think that everybody is talking about you.*


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*Never allow anyone to steal your joy from you.*


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*What people say behind your back is none of your business as long as you are true to yourself. Never worry yourself about that.*


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*Sometimes minding your own business does not keep people out of your business.*


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*No matter your situation in life people will always talk. You can never stop people from talking about you, what you can do is to stop giving them what to talk about.*


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*There is a time limit for every rumor in life. Never allow freelance broadcasters put your life on hold. Do what makes you happy. Anyone who cannot feel your pain, has no right to judge you in life. Seventy percent of those who talk bad about you behind your back, wish to be like you.*


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*When people can't be like you they try to bring you down and condemn what you have. Those without money will sarcastically say money is not everything in life. (Is poverty anything?)*


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*Never allow anyone to put you in a position of depression and self pity in life. Those whose life has no joy will always find every means to remove happiness from other people's life.*


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*If there is the GRACE of GOD in your life, then enemies are inevitable. If no one has ever gossiped or talked bad about you, it means nothing good has ever happened to you.*


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*Never feel bad when old friends become new enemies. They are just tired of pretending to be friends.*


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*Never allow the opinions of people who didn't see your tears stop your laughter in life. �You don't owe anybody an explanation to be happy.*


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*Never see yourself through the eyes of those who don't value you.*
*To be beautiful means to be yourself. To stand out is to be outstanding. You do not need to be accepted by others. You just need to accept yourself.*


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*Never beg anyone to accept you for who you are. Anything you acquire through begging will require begging to maintain or retain.*


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*Be humble but selective. Being selective doesn't mean you are arrogant or proud. It simply means you know your worth. If you are conscious of your personality avoid too much familiarity.*


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*Sometimes when you treat people too much like celebrities, they end up treating you like an ordinary person. You are equally important.*


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*Never downgrade yourself while trying to upgrade anybody in life. Anyone who sees you like an option doesn't deserve to be a priority in your life.*


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*The dream of a fool is for everybody to become a bloody fool like himself. Avoid negative people if you have a dream. Those without mission will say your vision is just an illusion.*


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*Negative minds will never give you a positive life. Anyone who is always reminding you about what is wrong with you has a personal problem which he/she wants to take out on you.*


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*Most people spend half of their entire life analysing the faults in other people's life, when their own lives need urgent repairs.*


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*Never worry yourself about enemies and friends, because everybody in your life will eventually fall into one of the two categories.*


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*Some will hate you and some will love you. Loving you or hating you are both in your favour.*
*When people love you, you live peacefully and happily in their hearts, and when people hate you, you become the landlord in their head living painfully in their brain everyday and giving them sleepless nights.*


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*Be a Blessing to someone*

Even from this �����������

SamuelOamen:
https://thenationonlineng.net/fact-check-false-fg-did-not-declare-three-day-holiday-for-eid-ul-adha/

For questioner now

crackhaus:
What you need the information for is what I don't understand.

Jagbajatis