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Don't kill urself because of politics
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NIGERIANS AND CHURCH. An American lady visited Nigeria recently and discovered that the woman of her host family is so 'committed' to church activities. Everyday of the week is designed for one activity or the other. On Friday night it was vigil. She slept throughout the following Saturday, giving back to nature what she had denied nature. Saturday evening was workers' meeting preparatory to Sunday's worship. The American woman visitor kept observing her. Sunday morning 6:00am is the take-off time for worship as a worker, returning home 3:00pm due to post-worship workers' meetings, activities, visitations, etc as the pastor may from time to time decide through announcement. Sunday 6:00pm is time for House Fellowship. As this 'Sister' picked her bible to leave, her foreign guest challenged her and the following conversations ensued: OYINBO WOMAN: Madam, where are you going again? NIGERIA WOMAN: To the church house fellowship. OYINBO WOMAN: To do what? NIGERIA WOMAN: To pray. OYINBO WOMAN: To who? NIGERIA WOMAN: To God. OYINBO WOMAN: For what? NIGERIA WOMAN: For food, security, water, good health, accommodation, children school fees, against sicknesses, journey mercies, etc. OYINBO WOMAN: Is this why you have been so occupied with church activities, and as a result have denied your family the required attention? All you have mentioned are basically your physiological needs which are the responsibilities of your governments at various levels as contained in your country's constitution. Madam, you're worried because your governments have failed. In my country, America, God's Own Country, we don't disturb God and shout on Him for government responsibilities. We make our government responsible, accountable and transparent. Politicians, Pastors, Imams, Babalawos and others who feed fat on poverty and smile to their banks will never pray for poverty, their pot of soup, to break. WE MUST HOLD OUR GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABLE AND ALLOW GOD TO REST.
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I know Mikel will never be embarrassed in his in-law backyard. Russia we are coming 2018 |
Some Warri kids were asked to write down 3 diseases on the board. One boy wrote: 1. AIDS 2.Cancer 3. / Teacher: What disease is this /? Student: stroke |
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Nbote:i don't support what they did but ....... |
Nbote:but if they VE waited, u will be one to first descend on FRSC with stick and stone. |
Many Nigerians will go to Russia�� for the 2018 World Cup, not to support Nigeria �� but to look� for th founder of MMM����� |
*RUSSIA 2018 world cup* *Group B* *Germany* *Brazil* *Nigeria* *Spain* *Let's kuku stay at home na.. No need to waste transport fare* |
God bless Funmi Fayose for sharing. Copied: HOW TO TRACE A MISSING OR STOLEN PHONE If you lose your mobile phone, you can trace it without going to the police. Most of us always fear that our phones may be stolen at any time. Each phone carries a unique IMEI no. i.e. International Mobile Equipment Identity No which can be used to track it anywhere in the world. This is how it works: 1. Dial *#06# from your mobile. 2. Your mobile phone shows a unique 15 digit. 3. Note down this number at a secure place except in your mobile phone itself as this is the number which will help trace your phone in case of theft. 4. Once stolen, just E-mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to cop@vsnl.net with details as stated below: Your name:____________________ Address:______________________ Phone model:_________________ Make:_________________________ Last used No.:_________________ E-mail for communication:_____ Missed date:___________________ IMEI No :_______________________ 5.Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hours via a complex system of GPRS and internet, You will find where your hand set is being operated and the new user's No. will be sent to your email. 6. After this, you can inform the Police with the details you now have. PLEASE SHARE |
My brother don't mind those religious migot, u did the right thing, u just earned yourself another star in Heaven |
Am amused as a Christian when I read submissions from CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria). There are questions for our leaders in Christendom:1. What efforts are they making to Christianize Nigeria? While the other religion is Islamizing with food, money and violence, Christians are belly achingasking for prayers without action.2. There is the cry about Islamic bankingbased on the sharia. May I ask, is there anything stopping the establishment of an interest free Christian bank rooted in tenets of the Holy Bible. This will empower the teeming impoverished Christian around. Do you know that the coming together of the four top Pentecostal churches alone in our land can establish a mega bank. But no because the priorities are private jets, mega cathedrals and palatial domains.3. From the wealth of the churches, is there any law preventing them from establishing industries or farms where the great number of unemployed youthsin the church can work. Instead our youths are asked to go for deliverance from the demon of unemployment. When they do and if lucky, employment will come from organizations controlled by the religion the Church is complaining of.4. For ages, the vast majority of Christians in Nigeria see politics as evil. The other religion sees this and took advantage of the situation. In the state and national assemblies, they dominate.In majority, they make laws for all of us to suit their purposes.In a time like this, let CAN, PFN and other Christian groups stop the belly aching and formulate a new strategy. The Ephesus of Nigeria can only turn to Turkey if we continue to do the same thing the old way. We may pray on end, positive result will only come when we play our God given roles.If you receive this piece, please continue to post until it gets to the leaders in Christendom and every true Christian in high places who can make an impact. If you wish you can reply or contribute to |
Am amused as a Christian when I read submissions from CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria). There are questions for our leaders in Christendom: 1. What efforts are they making to Christianize Nigeria? While the other religion is Islamizing with food, money and violence, Christians are belly aching asking for prayers without action. 2. There is the cry about Islamic banking based on the sharia. May I ask, is there anything stopping the establishment of an interest free Christian bank rooted in tenets of the Holy Bible. This will empower the teeming impoverished Christian around. Do you know that the coming together of the four top Pentecostal churches alone in our land can establish a mega bank. But no because the priorities are private jets, mega cathedrals and palatial domains. 3. From the wealth of the churches, is there any law preventing them from establishing industries or farms where the great number of unemployed youths in the church can work. Instead our youths are asked to go for deliverance from the demon of unemployment. When they do and if lucky, employment will come from organizations controlled by the religion the Church is complaining of. 4. For ages, the vast majority of Christians in Nigeria see politics as evil. The other religion sees this and took advantage of the situation. In the state and national assemblies, they dominate. In majority, they make laws for all of us to suit their purposes. In a time like this, let CAN, PFN and other Christian groups stop the belly aching and formulate a new strategy. The Ephesus of Nigeria can only turn to Turkey if we continue to do the same thing the old way. We may pray on end, positive result will only come when we play our God given roles. If you receive this piece, please continue to post until it gets to the leaders in Christendom and every true Christian in high places who can make an impact. If you wish you can reply or contribute to this.
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*UNIVERSITY OF MARRIAGE FINAL YEAR MATHS EXAMS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!*_ *SECTION B: Theory.* In one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies to propose. Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round. |
:-XI want to be a pastor with only Ten church members: 1- Neymar 2- Mayweather 3- Cristiano Ronaldo 4- Lionel Messi 5- Lebron James 6- Roman Abramovic 7- Serena Williams 8-Mark Zuckerberg 9-Vicent McMahon 10-Lewis Hamilton It is not because of the money, Just to make sure that they obey God's commandment concerning tithe payment so that they can make heaven. ��������������♂� |
New season and the same old Arsenal |
Arsenal again!!!!!! |
Are they employed foreigners? |
Ha ha hey hey Arsenal
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New season same old arsenal |
ictmikky:like Diego Costa |
I tire ooooo
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RIP baba |
He said that during their time as a student they were given salary, free food, free books, free boarding house and now is opposite in our time. |
She said I should write a letter to my brother in London in which I didin't ve any brother over there |
If Arsenal wins Emirate cup this year, it means there will be no trophy for 2017/2018 season. |
Exclusive pictures from Romelu Lukaku's on-going medical at Old trafford. Watch this space for more.
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If sex before marriage is a sin.. then trust me Heaven is empty. |
WOW, CAN THIS HAPPEN IN NIGERIA ?THIS LADY MISS HELENA FROM USA THAT WAS CAUGHT STEALING IN THE SUPERMARKET AND THE POLICE WERE CALLED TO ARREST HER. THE SURPRISE OF ALL IS WHEN THE POLICEMAN ARRIVED AT THE SCENE AND ASKED MISS HELENA "WHAT DID YOU STEAL FROM THE SHOP"? MISS HELANA REPLIED: "FIVE EGGS TO FEED MY HUNGRY CHILDREN". THE POLICE-OFFICER TOOK HER BACK TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BOUGHT HER FOODSTUFFS TO FEED HERSELF AND HER KIDS. MISS HELENA STARTS TO CRY AND ASKED THE OFFICER: "SIR THIS IS TOO MUCH YOU DID FOR ME". THE OFFICER REPLIED: "SOMETIMES WE SHOULDN'T APPLY THE LAW BUT MUST APPLY HUMANITY".
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