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Lion Heart 5/10

Very entertaining, with good Nigerian/Igbo humour to compliment. The acting was very okay, it was kinda refreshing to see all those veterans along with some cameos and pop culture references, they all put out a good performance, from Nnaji to Nkem Owoh (Who arrived with the comedy as usual ) to Pete Edochie being Pete Edochie and Kanayo doing one of of the things he does best (I won't be surprised if his back story involved ritualism and converting his brother's wife ) and phyno, who I must confess, showed talent.

Now, the plot was just average. Without the cast, I don't see it getting the buzz it got. On a serious note, if Lion Heart was the movie those responsible saw fit to submit for oscar consideration then I am deeply disappointed. The movie shouldn't even be considered for our local awards, it depended heavily on the cast and nostalgia to carry it. We can do way better than this.

ibkayee:
Watched it on Netflix

Share your account with me Take me out of warezing.

Liposure:
muna keeps ringing in my head

Abort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just finished enduring the torturous movie! Please brother, don't follow in my footsteps. I wouldn't even recommend it to my enemy.

vickertony:
Thanks Boss.
YouTube binging? you mean watching YouTube?

Excessively.

abduleez1:
Check 9jarocks dot com

They have a far better Nollywood catalogue than Netnaija

Netnaija can't touch their Nollywood content. Netnaija mainly focus on the big and trendy ones.

Thanks a bunch. Already downloading along with Muna.

Netnaija sucks on the catalogue of movies they have all round.

Netnaija doesn't seem to have lion heart in their catalogue. Please house where can I get this movie? I want to see it, it's been a long time coming.

vickertony:
I keep hearing about smile, never used it before.
Ah,1500 for just 7 days, I'm not at that level yet.
do you have idea of any sub that lasts atleast a month.
say that, 2k to 3k range, any network that's not Glo.

You could try airtel 18 GB one month via *141*241# for 3k. I did and it didn't last two weeks. Perhaps it was all the YouTube binging that exhausted it.

abduleez1:
Confam. Hank Pym is far smarter/intelligent than Stark sef.

And Hugo Strange knows more sorcery than Stephen Strange.

Dumb man batman. The emulator was lagging when I started so I put it aside.

AngryHulk616:
but you can't understand Android studio.

AngryHulk616:
[s][/s] trash!!!!
Go and read comics, you will see python codes
.I always use evidence

Where is the evidence here? Batman.

I'm not intellectually handicapped like you.

AngryHulk616:

[s]you dropped it because it was too hard for you.[/s]

abduleez1:
Me: in fact, Captain Marvel is faster, powerful and Stronger than Thor.

Ronan the accuser is bigger, stronger and more calculating than Thanos.

AngryHulk616:
[s][/s] Yes, my ignorant fellow.

Yes and I want to specify on one. Tony Stark uses python.

Yes you can.

Tony stark uses gibberish. Besides, an intelligent man like Mr. Stark won't be limited to one language. I guess you are making this claim because Mark Zuckerberg wrote his JARVIS AI using Python.

DriggityDre:
@bold, yes but it's isn't straight-forward. About the Android studio, it's preferable.

These are some movie-related memes. Hope you would understand

Haha, but it's javascript memes that always hit home run with me.

Android studio runs pretty well on a good system, it's the emulator that folks should be worried about. I had to drop learning flutter and dart for this very reason, but once I can overcome it's lagging I would pick it back up.

AngryHulk616:
wow, you just called iosprince a low level thinker.
He does not understand simple and straightforward plot

Hulk see post bash losprince

Hulk grin

Hulk jerk off

Hulk CUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

alexistaiwo:
There should be an expose at the end of a psychological thriller?


Why not kuku say that you should have been given the draft of the script to vet it while you are at it.


Lazy man

I meant that there was actually an exposé by the end, not that I was expecting one.

My whole post was laced with bits of sarcasm. I have to explain it. Read between the lines.

alexistaiwo:
The plot is actually quite simple and straightforward.

The beginning is the end and the end is the beginning.

The protagonist was being used to kill targets so after realising it, he flipped the script and killed the guy using him to do the dirty jobs.

Can't you read between the lines? Of course, everything becomes clear by the end. But it's so confusing, there needed to be an exposé at the end to make things clear. Which reduces the enjoyability of the film.

I liked the film, and I do get it, it's an instant favourite for me, I'm just pissed that Nolan was waving his intellectual dick to my face the whole time

Memento 8/10

Nolan lets his cleverness rob his audience of enjoying a well-crafted film, or was the confusion part of a ploy to mask the problems with this film. I have never been as confused as I am about a movie as I am after watching this film.

Even with the expose at the end, the confusion still wrapped itself firmly around my head. It's like I have been repeatedly led to a dark alleyway, blindfolded and banged and led back out into the light.

No doubt, this is a good picture, but the confusion takes something away from it, perhaps the enjoyment? Off to read the Wikipedia article on this one.

alexistaiwo:
200 people were killed in Nigeria last week alone.
Nobody said anything about it here.





Knew it was only a matter of time before our resident arm chair political critics bring black lives mater issues here.

Paisano, I want to kiss you on the cheek like the guineas!

I have seen clips of that riot, you need to see what they have been doing to the police.

sultaan:
Sometimes you look at the currency your client will pay with and make a wise choice

Can you elaborate on this, please?

MJBOLT:

E remain small make Dormammu beg the guy to free am.

Very funny scene.

AngryHulk616:
This world is filled with very low level thinkers that refused to accept the truth.
Can you imagine that 8 minutes after signing up in Reddit I got banned, everyday I got banned by corrupt nairaland mods.
DriggityDre sent me there to suffer .
Hulk616 is back and more angry to deal with every corrupt mods and low level thinkers like abduleez1.

Anti-Spambot be like

You could not live with your own stupidity. And where did that bring you? Back to me.

I thought by limiting your participation here, you'd take the time off to reflect on your self and come back a more nuanced and intelligent person, but you've shown me... that's impossible.

In all my years of banning monikers, it was never personal. But what I'm about to do to your annoying AngryHulk616 moniker, I'm going to enjoy it.




Welcome back my boy, actually, nairaland is the place your childish and low-level antics can be tolerated, Reddit is not a place for emotionally weak kids like you. I'm sure it wasn't any ban that chased you away, I can bet that depression inducing downvotes had something to do with it.

alexistaiwo:
Today is going to be fun

I hope so, my guy.

The usual suspect 9/10

Wow, it was difficult to follow this film and even tho it has been criminally spoilt on this thread, in the end, it still felt like I just saw it without no prior knowledge. That's a good mystery and mind bend.

The greatest the devil ever pulled is convincing the world he didn't exist - Keyser Söze

The Truman show 8/10

That goofball Jim Carrey really carried this performance. And to think he was the one putting me off from seeing this movie, only to eventually deliver an impressive and inspiring performance.

whitelotus:
Please, everyone should go and watch TENET second trailer.

We have another high concept film from Christopher Nolan! Another inception!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-54SEUIYec

This trailer has all the trademarks of Christopher Nolan.

From the director of the dark knight, cuts to Robert Pattinson, Waner Bros just flexing.

Hulk get ban
Hulk sad
Hulk leave...