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Gee64:
The narrow way to regrets is sweet.

True 😰

falcon01:
Get a Blow Jab and sleep!

That one they they always talked about led to another that night.

😥

SyrusdeHansome:
I can spend a night with a girl without sex so u can also do it. But on a second thought, this is why every guy must always have a cd at home. Never run out of it. It will save us all frm so many vices

That's the rule bro.

But the devil waits patiently for you to looseguard, then knack you hard 😥

illicit:
Ask her if she came with condoms nah

Too late 😰

She's not that kind of girl

Manigie:
Discipline yourself bro.... if you ain't got condoms, don't risk it, before you go regretting it the rest of your life....

Anyway, that's me sha....

Konji na baerstarrd 🥵

😥

Update guys.


The summary is that never keep a goat and yam in the same place.

And don't enter kitchen if you can't stand the heat.

Me that swear never to enter raw especially after reading all that's happening on nairaland front page.

Now I've been restless ever since, calling her all the time.

I pray she doesn't get pregnant and I don't want any yanmayanma to enter me o 🥵

Konji na baerstarrd!!! 😰

Please she came since 4pm and when she was about to go rain started.

I thought the rain would stop raining.

Now I have no intention of touching her but the weather is not smiling 🥶

The big issue here is that I don't have condoms with me and can't go out.

The rain isn't stopping and but it's still it looks like she'll sleep over unplanned. Scared of diving in raw 🥶

NotAMan:
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This woman is making me shed tears and becoming afraid of her at the same time. I have never beaten, talk bad or hurt her in anyway and she shouldn't push me.

See the bolded?

That's where the problem all started from.

When you give a child full liberty to do anyhow without correcting them, they think of more ways to use that liberty and this leads to abuse of freedom.

It causes see finish and they start dealing with you.

However, if you induct that discipline in them, their mind would be conditioned in such a way not to offend you because they would be scared of the repacautions.

So it is with women.

No matter how you love her, you need to stamp your authority over her.

Once in awhile, pick up fault with her for her wrong doings and talk really harsh to her and threaten her.

Just do something that will let her know you won't take shii. (No beat her o!)

With this, she won't ever dream about flinging your boxers away, not to talk of burning them!

It would be hard to tame her now, but you can still do it.

Women needs love from her man,

While you the man needs respect.


Women are weird differently o.

Be showing her love up and down, she'll start misbehaving.


The best approach is carrot and stick method.

Show her love small, then show her small shege.😂😂

NotAMan:
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This woman is making me shed tears and becoming afraid of her at the same time. I have never beaten, talk bad or hurt her in anyway and she shouldn't push me.

See the bolded?

That's where the problem all started from.

When you give a child full liberty to do anyhow without correcting them, they think of more ways to use that liberty and this leads to abuse of freedom.

It causes see finish and they start dealing with you.

However, if you induct that discipline in them, their mind would be conditioned in such a way not to offend you because they would be scared of the repacautions.

So it is with women.

No matter how you love her, you need to stamp your authority over her.

Once in awhile, pick up fault with her for her wrong doings and talk really harsh to her and threaten her.

Just do something that will let her know you won't take shii. (No beat her o!)

With this, she won't ever dream about flinging your boxers away, not to talk of burning them!

It would be hard to tame her now, but you can still do it.

Women needs love from her man,

While you the man needs respect.


Women are weird differently o.

Be showing her love up and down, she'll start misbehaving.


The best approach is carrot and stick method.

Show her love small, then show her small shege.😂😂

Mayorofodemu:
Go to your bank or any bank of your choice. Or search for bank that has higher interest rate that would benefit you. And visit that bank. They explain will how to get it done

Thanks

Throw back

mariahAngel:
Stock trading isn't new.
The work is knowing what good stocks to buy, having done your fundamental or technical analysis.
Although, there are generally sound companies that you can easily buy their stocks without fear. UBA, Zenith, WAPCO etc

Will make deep research. Thanks

Please how can one do this fixed deposit stuff

Mayorofodemu:
Glory be to God. May


God be with him and my own family too. I don’t know what joy people find in duping another innocent man like them.

All fraudsters must surely die a painful death by heavenly grace, just repent.

If you’re successful in your business right now, please invest well, and do fixed deposit, so that when business is going south, you can have something to rely upon. May God be with us

mariahAngel:
Start by reaching out to a stockbroking house to open a trading account.
I recommend Cardinalstone securities.

Thanks.

Will work on this.

My main worry is detecting which one is scam.


Because such things sounds like MMM to me

Can you throw more lights on this?

If I want to use my money laying In the bank, how do I go about it

mariahAngel:

They could be using people's salaries to trade in shares.

How can one earn this interest with personal money laying in the bank?

StormpyBee:
Lol!

Hold your accountant/ Treasurer responsible!

Him dey earn one or two days interest on the money.

Interesting.

I'll like to know more about the fixed deposit stuff.

How can one partake in it as an individual

pocohantas:
Quack company. No reasonable or reputable company delays salaries.

The ones that do so, it is like an employment bond to them. That way their staff can't resign unofficially at the end of the month. You have to wait until 8th or maybe 14th to get paid.

Government agencies use the money to do business. Years back they used to put it in fixed deposit and share the interest after three months. Put another three months again, rinse and repeat.

imagrg:
Take a lot of bananas and yogurt.
Also take tiger nuts and date Palm on regular basis. You will thank me later.

On that cum issue, drink a bottle of stout and two raw eggs before the show, I bet you will have a delayed orgasm.

This piece on Nairaland can help also...

https://www.nairaland.com/7668493/10-foods-harder-erections-natural

Please for someone that doesn't take beer, is there an alternative to stout?

Please I'm looking for a dj mixtape.

It contains

Kukere.

Badosh Go down low.

Whether from kano or from Toronto shegiya o watin I do you.

Araumbe, timo fera.

This club is going crazy, go gaga go crazy.

I got a confession, you gat to listen...

And lots more.


I might be wrong, but the title is DJ ''yq uba''

When playing then, the art cover usually shows a Young guy sitting on the driver side facing outside with door of the car open.

I think he put his hand up and two fingers up as 'swag'

Can't really tell, lost it way back. It should be 2012 mixtape.

wonder233:
She is not catching cruise. Its the fact. Women get bored of having just one sexual partner in marriage. I have seen it first hand. Upon all my knacks, styles, lasting in bed, big gbola, good loving, helping out in chores, all round support. My wife still went to spend night with a guy, and by chance I got to find out. And after initially trying to blame me for "pushing her", she later owned up that she was just bored and needed a new flame. And started trying to bobo me that there was no sex, that the guy (her colleague in the office) was just a friend. That she just needed a space to clear her head. I said all those na story for the gods. Clear your head from what? when we were all happy and laughing all week, knack Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday back to back cos its ovulation period. Then Friday, you up and comfortably spend the night with another guy, without blinking. You see how DNA problems start? Well, the marriage is done. Its a pity cos she was a nice person. But this crossed the line and I'm no simp.

Boss man, first, I want to commend you for standing your ground and throwing her out.

Why should a married lady visit a guy in the first place?

Whatever business they have can be done in a neutral open place.

Not to talk of a married lady spending the night with a guy!

What is this generation turning into?



Thank God no child yet, so it will be much easier to cut her off.

Please and please, DON'T EVER take her back, even, cut off all communications with her.

This your case just weak me aswear.
Is there still hope for single guys?

Like I'm highly discouraged about marriage o.

You'll be there for them, satisfying them in all angles, still yet, they misbehave!

My God

What do ladies want?

I give up o.

How man wan take marry now 🙆🏾‍♂️

DICKstractor:



We came together to the place. Had fun, watched movies together, but when it reached the time to tel her my feelings, I went totally blank. Like, I didn't know what happened, I wasn't myself. I was just there sweating profusely.

That was my first and worst date experience


At that point, I told my heart to just stick to pumping blood and stop catching feelings.


But now, I'm a pro in this game

Please can you throw more lights on how you play the game now?

Thanks

Fryx:
Thanks.

Turns out I don’t need food to keep my brain alert.

A thousand count jog every morning and twenty pressup is enough.

I use to do those exercise before, but I stopped at a time.

And instead of going back to it when I feel dull, I chose sugary drinks, and that’s what’s killing me.

A good exercise everyday is very ok. Although, I am going out everyday also to buy fruits. So, fruits and exercise should keep me alert.

Thanks.

I will also try getting that Avocado and research on Alkaline-rich diets.

Good one boss.

Please do everything possible to keep up with your creativity and while cutting out coke.

Exercise is ok o.

However, you need food to replenish lost nutrients as you exercise.

Good luck Champ!

Uglygurl:
😂😂😂😂I literally rolling on the floor.

Abeg o 😂😂😂😂😂

You can also try moringa.

If you get fresh ones from the tree, better. I suggest taking the white buds (before they turn to flower) and eating them.

Please don't kill your creativity because no coke.

Try natural healthy alternatives.

Fryx

I understand how much mental energy is required for creative works.

Since your body requires sugar, why not try natural sources of sugar?

Watermelon is there.

Pawpaw.

And o, this is mango season, look for good fruit sellers around and be patronizing them daily.

With this, you can overcome your coke addiction and fortunately enough, replace it with healthier and better alternatives, fruits!

Now, the one super food I'll suggest for high mental energy is

AVOCADO! 🥑

Yes, add this and brain will always be on alert!

And on a healthier side of things, consume much of alkaline rich foods than acidic foods.

Eat ogbono soup and other healthy meals.

Please research more on alkaline diet.

Thanks!!!

EriMma1:
It happens. I make sure to inspect o especially products with expiry date.

Since the day I bought rotten mango with maggots, I don't forget to inspect anything I wanted to buy. even down to fresh pepper.

Use the 1k as giveaway for her.

This kind giveaway sha.

That's why e no good to loose guard, no matter what

Caaz:
Sorry about that.

Thanks.

Like how much are they selling it in your area

Caaz:
Maybe it came in cheap price.
Anyways it still hurts Sha.

I hardly buy soursop, just wanted to taste it since it's been long.

Can't really tell the current market value.

I bought 2 for 1k.

One big one and this small one. Is it cheap?