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Someone educate me please.

Why are they waiting for results to arrive?

Aren't the results supposed to be uploaded to INEC server through the BVAS?

I'm still confused.

I thought the introduction of BVAS is to make the result easy to upload.

I thought immediately the votes are counted and recorded, it will be upload in front of everyone to the BVAS before INEC officials take the ballot boxes and everything to the headquarters for cross-checking to ensure that what is on the ballot paper and hardcopies tallies with what is on the BVAS server.

Why is it that some results haven't been uploaded to the BVAS several hours after votes have been counted?

Explain to me like a 5 year old how the BVAS work abeg.

Why do ladies like slowing things down when you want things to move at the speed of light.

Back then, they use it as a joke that if a man wants to go to an occasion by 4pm, he should tell his wife that it's 2pm so that she'll start preparing because they'll take all the time in the world delaying for no reason.



When it comes to achieving a goal or doing something that involves your wife or a female friend, they mostly delay, giving silly excuses.

They want to be told what to do all the time, something they already know they have to do.

It can be frustrating, and when the man flares up, they start calling him all kinds of names.

No matter how patient and understanding you are with a lady, you'll sure loose your cool at one point or the other.



This got me really worried. No wonder they say a man of big dreams should leave women and focus.

Now what should the son of man do. There are many goals to achieve, but the thought of settling down could be the end of those goals.

How can a man achieve his goals without any delay from the woman in his life.

Please what's the cheapest android phone I can buy?

Won't be used for calls, won't be used for gaming or music or videos, just browsing, basic browsing like browsing opera, chrome, not heavy usage.

Won't bother about camera quality.

Won't bother about RAM, won't bother about anything, it just has to be browsing.

Still on it

Pastoshizzy:
WHAT IF your preference are the very cheap ones?

In my world you don't get to lay ladies with food.
The kinda people you mingle with depends how far you go and trust me there's a lot more to your manhood than sex, okay.

Tryna Link up the dots.

From findings, it will be easier to knack her if you feed her at your place.

Flango:

The same reason why we tend to fall asleep after food. In a lecture room or meeting, for example, people tend to sleep after food too. The point is that after eating, the body goes into a relaxing state to try and digest the food. The more food we eat, the weaker we become for that moment. At that point, our resistance becomes low. It's true for sex because sexual desires come when we are more relaxed. That's why fasting is a thing in religion. We are more alert to our values when we are not too heavy with food.

Wow.

This is the truth.

I just replied up there before reading your post.

So one hack to easily knack her without much headache or spending is to feed her to stupor when she visits.

nicerod:


She just likes u ni


Forget about the food I gave her.



What about money been spent on some ladies and u won't see their pants

That's exactly Why I created this thread.

Some guys will buy phone, spend up and down, but she will still not open leg for him.


Even if she visits and you try to make a move, she can still resist will full will and strong head.


But if that guy manage to give her food, even if it is just fanta, she will feel weak and that will power to resist won't be very strong.

It's like eating reduces thier will power at the moment.

To me, I think it's just like when a python swallows an animal. The python becomes weak and you can do anyhow and anything to it.

But on a normal day, that python go wound you o.

I think the best way to get her laid is to feed her at your place, stuff her with food, then make your move.

Hi all, I've really been struggling to find a solid online source of passive income.

I'm highly talented in writing, and drawing, but not really benefiting much from my talent income-wise.

I just want to set up a blog for passive income, but don't know which niche to stick to.

I know I won't be hitting it from day one, just want to build something that will be sustaining me.

When income starts coming (I target from 3months), I target $300-$500 monthly.

I want to use like one month and write about 50 articles for my new blog, about 10 will be long form articles, between 1500-2500 words long, then the remaining 40 will be about 500-600 words long, and related to the 10 long ones for better ranking.

After writing the articles, I'll then be posting them on schedule like 3 articles a week.

Please what advice do you have for me:

1. I intend using paid methods for promotion, which would you suggest

2. Which niche would you suggest I target

Thanks!

Why is it that if you are hitting on a girl, she might be proving stubborn.

You might even gift her things, cash, airtime, clothes and other material stuff, but she might still not allow you enter her temple.

A girl will visit you, and you decide to buy her snacks or packaged stuff she will take home. However, she would prove stubborn when you try to browse her website.

But if she mistakenly eats or drinks anything, even if it is just coke, she hardly resists your advances and you would easily browse her website.

I'm beginning to wonder why guys say some girls are so cheap for with just indomie and egg, you can get them laid.

If you gift such girls material stuff, they might still fiercely resist you.

What is the secret? Is it that after eating thier level of resistance becomes low or they become weak?

Why are girls easy to bangg after eating?

Hey... E don red o.

Same thing dey happen for Naija now.

Mods, it's like na to ressurect this thread o 😂😂 verywickedman verywickedgoat verywickedsimp

PacosLykzy:
you'll be paid in crypto coins. Thunder strike u, d babalawo, d gods and strike u again. nonsense

Da faack!!! Na new notes we want o 😂

VeryWickedMan:
Oga
Gods dey inside hot sun dey find new note sef. Any rituals you do now just bring your mama and 2 of your children otherwise dey your dey.

Na this man picture dey always off me.


If them too dey hustle for the new notes,
The gods must be crazy mehn 😂

Please if I do money ritual, will the gods pay me in new notes or the old currency.

I've heard of people that have pots in their home that vomits money. Others have other means where money will come to them physically, like physical cash.



Please have the gods upgraded or I'll still be paid in old notes. Verywickedman verywickedgoat verywickedsimp

ouzo1:
Cravings Na for Married Women Jare, Any Girl wey drop Album for her papa house must respect herself na...


My Landlord reduce him daughter 3square meals to 2 that year o, So where she wan get mind dey talk Cravings.

What da!!!! 😂

Stevenbright:
I guess they do but they will most likely control it because no SO to fulfill them.

Hmm...

But the ones in their husbands house can go crazy about it.

doggedfighter:
Cravings knows no boundaries, husband or boyfriends.


But just like someone feeling hor*ny ,you sort
yourself out if your partner is there but if you have no partner you resort to other means like dil*do, Vaseline, fleshlight etc. If you have those resources but in the absence of these, what do you do ?

Sleep , talk cry or walk it off.

Same with cravings if you don't have anyone to help you take care of it during pregnancy and you can't solve it yourself.

Then same it should be handled like horni*ess.

So cravings dey look face abi?

I thought it's natural

Most pregnant women have wierd cravings and could go as far as waking up their husbands in the middle of the night to get them something weird even though it won't be possible.

Now, some girls get pregnant in their parents house. Do they also have such weird cravings and behaviors while pregnant?

Or does it affect only women in their husbands house?

MideMrPossible:
It has been a while and the foul smell has come and gone, currently trying to shoot the project into operation.

Okays. Wish you the best in your project

chival:
You are welcome. Unfortunately, I rarely eat out so I wouldn't know.

It's alright.

I'll try again.

All these posters above want to derail the tread.

Can't ya all read?

I even made it easier by breaking down my questions into points so that you can just answer one by one and even add extra tips.

Da faack!!!#

Dammn Nasty,!!!

MideMrPossible:
I put poison in some places within the farm and the predator are it then died and stopped coming, I was hearing a foul smell from the section of the jungle but didn't bother to check it out. Too busy with many things.

Boss, You should try and check it out na.

Many wondered what could be the cause, and some suggests that it was diabolical.

Remember, different tales sprang up. Don't you think it would be right to do justice by letting us know.

chival:
No side effects that I am aware of. However, use moderately. It will cut cooking time in half. Unfortunately, I can't really give a time frame.

Thanks.

I'll try again next time.

How I wish I can just burst into any restaurant and order for ukwa like rice and beans and swallow.

Are there any special places I can get the cooked ones

I intend taking her out on a date, but not too sure how to do it.


I haven't taken any girl out on a date before, and I don't want to appear like a learner.

1. How do I ask her fo for a date without looking like a learner?

2. Where do you suggest I take her to?

3. If I take her to a restaurant/eatery, do I sit and wait for the waiters to come or I go meet them at the counter/reception?

4. How do I order for food, like will they give me a menu or I ask randomly?

5. Do I ask her what she wants or I order for her?

Do I sit opposite her, facing her or by her side?

6. What should I bring up for discussion?

7. How long should we stay there after?

8. Just share ideas so that I'll look like a pro. I don't want any embarrassing situation.

She won't believe I haven't gone out on a date before, and I don't want to tell her.

mannasseh:
you either add potash to it or something called '' ngo' in igbo language. it makes it cook faster and no side effect

Should've known better! I thought you just cook it like rice 🙆🏾‍♂️

chival:
Unfortunately, ukwa (breadfruit) takes a fairly long time to cook. You just have to be patient until it's soft. If you add the other ingredients before it's completely soft, it will remain hard and be ruined. Next time, consider adding a little potash to act as a softener.

Thanks.


So I have to add potash. Hope it doesn't have side effects.

And how long will it take to get done with potash

MideMrPossible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr85NFhuwJk

We are having this kind of attack second time this month and the pattern of the attack is exactly the same.

Due to farm invasion of our livestocks, we only allow them to graze at night and leave them till daybreak while we let them into their cage.

The first victim of this wild attack was Huda ram, he was sick and want missing, after about the third day, we found him with his head ripped off from the neck, likewise the second goat, brought in for mating about 12 days ago, felt sick, recovering, went to graze and the second day we met him this way.

We are currently working on installing perimeter net for the first part of the land we intend to use for livestock, that's about 3 acres, it separates the farm from the remaining land meant for crop plantation.

Which animal do you think is on the prowl?
Kindly suggest how to capture or kill this animal.

My name is Mide Oludipe, I'm a graduate of geography and I'm a regenerative agriculture expert seeking to create a niche in modern agriculture. Please kindly Subscribe to my channel
Thanks.

Please did you finally catch the predator? Did you find out which animal it is?

So yesterday I bought freshly peeled ukwa from a woman in the market.

I've missed it so much, so I decided to prepare it.

However, things didn't go as planned.

My plan was to perboil it for like five minutes, then cook with some ingredients, just like jollof rice.

I've been boiling it since, over 1 hour now, it's yet to become soft. If I take small and chew, it's still strong.

I don't want to waste it, please how long will it take to done?

😂🙃🎉💃🙆🏾‍♂️

erad:
Can you upload one of the artworks.
About originality, it's still your design if you redraw it.
That's why most digital artists only do skeletal work on paper and the fleshing out and finishing on pc.

You can also collaborate with a digital artists willing to do the work.

Once again, thank you!

By originally, I don't mean copyright.

I mean the work might not come out exactly as you sketched it if you trace it. The lines might be bigger or smaller compared to the original work.

The shapes might become a little bit distorted.