₦airaland Forum

Offpoint1:
Once I start any offline business in Nigeria, the first thing I will buy is AK47. I shoot any official AT SIGHT.


Na me dey fuel gen for my business
Na me dey supply myself water
Na me dey pay rent,
No better road for my street to enable easy access to my business,
You tax Landlord, which mean say I dey pay indirect tax
You tax banks I dey use, bank in return tax me
upon all dey tax I no see one single thing I dey benefit from...
Small POS wey I wan take use see change dey clear eyes, you still wan tax me join...... Na to blast any modafoka wey come near me...

I dey ur back.

Sageez:
I first heard about this from someone but today, the tax force came my street. To avoid their embarrassment, I just approached one of them and made a transfer.

My neighbor's terminal was seazed and he was made to pay more before they released his terminal.

Omo! In this hard economy, we are still being taxed for everything and yet we get little or nothing back.

Below is a copy of my receipt.

if poor man no die, dis government can never be at peace ooo.

pachigo001:
Can you imagine the scorpions I killed this night I’m suspecting agbado urchins are after my life

u called for it, so expect more

Kkings11:
How much

53+ include shipping.

Money don dey make dis man dey madt.

miniziter:
Our last born of age of 18 has been staying with me and my wife since she was 12 years of age. Ever since she started staying with us, it has been one issue or the other. As we speak, the girl is temporarily not sleeping under thesame roof with us as I asked to move into an empty room in the other building (our Dad) beside my own house where my younger brother and his wife stays.

Some 3 years ago, her younger brother visited us and he was rushed to the hospital and was diagnosed of food poisoning (according to her) and because another issue came up of recent, she claimed my parents hated her to the extent of sending my younger sister to come and scatter her marriage and even poisoned her food of then so she can die during pregnancy.

I have been feeling so unrest since yesterday. Imagine if this kind of statement should get to my parent.

even if 99% of nairalanders vote yes, u can't even have d guts to sue her bcuz she is the head of the house. I wanda how u take hit frontpage.

I dey even fear to come nairaland cuz its full of bad news.

I just bought one from Jumia.

No security?

Before wetin dey feed us?

Rayd502:
This is embarrassing.

I shame.

Omihanifa:
https://punchng.com/i-have-no-business-with-poor-men-nazo-ekezie/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1670119856

I don't have biz also with poor okpo also

Kriss216:
Pretty and rich woman seriously advertising and searching for love while broke and wretched bad looking Nigerian girls are still asking "How did you get my number". Demons!

hahahahahahaha! I dey tell u

slimmax:
Do anyhow robot kpai you, we need plenty of these robots for naija

boiz go thief them

Alinna230:
Hi NL,
There's a big government secondary school behind my house and since I'm living upstairs i usually see some of their classrooms.
After close of school some students usually stay behind late until most people have gone, then they will start making romance.
It has happened several times and I do watch them straight from my window. I only thought it's just kissing and rocking but I have seeing them having real sex too. The painful part is that they do it regularly and it's annoying.

I decided to record them but I'm confused whether to report them or not.
I pity the girls because they don't know the risk involved.

Also, if nothing is done, it will continue and even get worst.

I don't want the students expelled either, i just want the school to put measures to prevent such from happening.

Lastly how do i report them anonymously because I don't want to get involved o. I also don't want their pics leaked online because not everyone can bear the shame, some people can commit suicide.

Thank you in advance for your sincere advice.

Only mature person please.

video or I don't belif it

lhordspy:
Some others said this before you.
Where are they today?

God bless the Nigerian Armed forces.

bless kee u there. Sidon there.

Abdul05:
But Nigerians are not ready to do the same thing to obi cos they know in their hearts that he won't win....

hahahahahaha. Fact!

sundayabuo47:
A lady caused quite a stir on social media after she opened up about catching her husband in bed with her sister four days after their wedding.

In an emotional TikTok clip she shared, the lady said the shocking discovery broke her to the point that she stayed in a hotel for a week without bathing or stepping out

As she returned to work, her hubby and her sister came to apologise. She would later block their numbers

The lady said she also blocked her mum and mother-in-law's phone numbers because they told her to forgive them

She said she later moved into her best friend's house. Fixing the pieces together, the lady noted that little wonder her sister wore a white dress to her wedding.

https://www.legit.ng/people/family-relationship/1507244-lady-shares-sad-video-catches-husband-bed-sister-4-days-wedding/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sNIqf5MvBA

life nor balance.

Dalnadoni:
Wahala no dey finish...

...make u try dey enjoy.

post=118835978:
Another Death News, Coming From BAUCHI

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na me go proudly announce ur own badt news.

inoki247:
I fit use the International permit drive for outside the country


International passport we neva see am distribute we jump go International Drivers License....


anyway Issa welcome development....

noooooo! U fit pack passenger to UK or US.

TheGistDay:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/12/internet-melts-down-as-kanye-west-reveals-he-caught-married-basketballer-chris-paul-with-ex-wife-kim-kardashian-2.html

see me see Wahala oooo! Him no knw say na porn star e marry b4?

Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/why-jingle-bells-is-popular-among-christmas-songs/

when be Chrismas sef?

MosakuAW:
What will happen to this man after May 2023? Hope he will still have all this power and control.

What if Atiku wins, what position will Wike takes in his cabinet. Am just thinking?

u re right but na to switch lean na.

This one broke oooo.

seeyounow:
tinubu is from india. tinubu is an india name. is mother name is mogaji. an india name too. both of tinubu mother and father have india root.
india representative visit tinubu

and ur current president is from where?

Lurdmax10:
https://dailynigerian.com/aisha-buhari-wears-dress-meant

baba sperm is working.

ArchiLimited:
His apology will not overturn the match Ghana lost. Besides he was sent off and penalty awarded to Ghana. It wasn't his fault they missed it. Abeg these guys knocked us out of the world cup so I got no love for them abeg

blame ur useless team. Very annoying.

Life no balance.

FrankDbadGuy:
They make fun of us, calling us 5%, Obi supporters etc. Show them these pictures of the newspaper headline admitting that we are one of the most intelligent tribes in Africa. Actually, the most intelligent and brilliant. Verdict given by the United States of America academic board. A country where things, despite where you come from. Lol❤️❤️
Btw, VOTE WISELY. He’s the best for now

Cc
AnambraIstson
Raccoon
Mynd44
Moh247
Yamandgoattheory
Manna
LegendaryHero
Corolivirus
Afamed

Print am go bank go collect money.

Bodmum:
RIP, comrade. Your blood will surely avenge. The people responsible for your untimely death will never know peace. Salutes.

not in Nigeria. They just wasted her. may her soul rest in perfect pease.

post=118814432:
Another Terrible News, Coming From London

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proudly u said? Bad news kee una there!