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I can write a book on this. When we lost a close relative, we were asked to make envelopes(money) available to officiating ministers down to church clerk. It wasn't funny in any way. They also target well to do families and ensure they gather well to handle the service. After the funeral ceremony they are taken to a special place and given all sorts of food. So painful to watch them devour the food and meat with a pocket full of money. I'm still very angry about it.

Congratulations hon! Hugs to our princess

Fortius:
Hello mamas nd papas..'Bae' made her swaggalicious entry at 7.30pm dis evening thru VD after 2hrs short labour wt shinkini tears,thanks for being
gud sisters,friends,family to us.
dewdrop nd all my sisters here,jst knw dat as God made mine easier,it will end in praise for every waddling mamas nd cnt wait for portin frm ttc thread..adupe oo.BS later cuz lucas don finis my phone..***dancing azonto wt my bum..bump don disfarahan***


































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Kikikikikikikiki. Hugs! You will get used to iT inugo!!

zimunachimdi:
It is official,motherhood is draining!
Oh,i cant deal. What??
I salute all mothers here,you guys are really trying,may God reward us abundantly.

But wait! Na like this man pikin go take born 4kids?dh said 5 but i know he is seriously kidding. Left for me oo,3kids is just ok for me.

Melly25,gaily04,mitchyy,enkaydewdrop,goldenruby,ginababy and all vigilante mamas,una dey see wetin i dey see abi there is a shortform/easy method? How i wish baby favour is grown now,i would ve taken him to his grandparents first thing tomorrow morning. I don tire.

Well,all i can say is IT IS WELL!

Wow! One thing I know about that kind of rash is that if you must not burst it. It spreads faster when you do. I kinda think your baby is reacting to something. Try to trace if you changed to a new product. See your pead ASAP[quote author=Amhappy post=47573326]See pics. Sabi mamas abeg help ftm cc lovinam,cherrymum[/quote

Bedew
Chai! Some people are praying to have a mil that will do 1/3 of what your own mil de do o!
Bottom line you and dh should zip it. No be wetin persin sabi she go like put mouth? If she doesn't know your plans how in d world would she contribute jack to it. Stop fighting her cos you won't win. Hard as it seems use your ignore button over some utterances. Anambra people are generally nice, so its not a state thing at all. That's just who she is and to her she is doing what she feels is best for you.

Discuss gently with your dh about paying rent and NEVER pack to the family house. You are just inviting double wahala!

You do realise most drugs in the market don't take care of malaria like it used to. I advise you take her to a good laboratory and run tests. They will recommend the best drug to wipe it out. Cc TChwinne

Ada243:
good evenin mamas. mummies in the house wit more than two kids, i have a daughter thats 2yrs plus, she has always been a healthy child not until i got pregnant, she started fałling ill every 2wks. elderly women around says its d baby in d womb dats disturbing her but i dnt want to believe this old wives tale, we sleep under mosquito net. im so devastated, always visiting d hospital, could d old wives tale be true? how can i stop apart frm nt sleepin wit her on d bed?

Quick question? Do you want a gaping hole or a tight one? My dear hard as it may seem, please go and get stitched. Kindly ask the doc to numb d area a lil. You are already finding it hard to sit down. Darling please take care of this biko.

esof1:
Thanks senior lovinam. Pls is there anything else I can do apart from the sitz bath. I still can't sit down and I don't want it to be re-stitched.

Hahahahahahahh after dancing shakiti bobo on top water bed na now u remember say u go pray!! Go and take care of biz

cherrymum1:
*dances into thread, two hands raised to the lord with tambourine on one hand and shekere on d other singing "Satan shame unto you, all powers belong to Jesus!, Satan shame unto you, all powers belong to Jesus!!!". Sisters Praaiiiiiisseeeeee Master Jesus!!! Just did PT and it is whooping Negative o. I'm dancing shoki, ethighi, komole, atilogwu! Bad belle sisters join me in d dance o......proudmum38, Zaynie, fortius, orirebaby

esof1:
Thanks sis. I'm skipping d wound dressing part oh. I hope d sitz bath wud heal d cut. Went to d hospital yesterday for ds circumcision, wanted to use d opportunity to dress d wound but they used d whole day to look for my file. I was just tired of the whole thing.

Hi love, looking after a newborn can be tiring. Please you need to figure out a way to take care of your privates. Its not something to be joked with. Remember you are taking care of it for future purposes. Your mum should be very understanding in this area. Do something now before you regret it tomorrow. Keep calm

OMG Chemistry

CovenantBabies:
Big congrats to all the mamas that have delivered. May your Los be a great source of joy to ur various families.
Congrats & welcome to the new preggy mamas.

Pls mamas i need urgent help, been purging seriously since yesterday in addition to the coughing that started a week ago.
Pls how do i take care of this purging & cough without having to take drugs cos am tired of all the drugs they keep bombarding me with eachtime i complain about any issue.
Pls is it also safe to take flagil in first trimester. Am scared o.
Abeg make una help me, this 1st trimester no easyy.

It happens in some pregnancies. Increase your fluid intake and reduce what ever triggers the purge.



Cold hamarttan. Your tory get k leg. I sit on the fence.

Mitchy(pls continue with your pregnacare)
Esof
Creamchibcc

All mamas that just gave birth to their Lo's. I pray they give you great joy and peace

"Realest" hot mama! I love your boldness. I don't have answers to your questions but common knowledge should be there is no danger. Errrrrrm conquer your fear and allow oga to fire de go! All the best doll

kotias003:
Hello mommas, masturbating in pregnancy is it bad for the baby? I mean sex isn't. Experiences anyone? Everyone?

Thank you.

*dashes away*

Cc: momma zaynie, zimunachimdi, kaffy4bill, mumjb, liftedhands, cherrymum1, olubankemi, ahnie, fortius, tchiwinnie, ginababy AND EVERY OTHER MOMMA, monikers plenty.

You do well o!!Hmmm evil times. I don't joke with sex education in my house. Once you can talk I teach you bad touch. I also have issues with my kids going on holidays without me. I don't trust anyone.

ahnie:
chills down mi spine.



**I find it very hard givin my daughter out to neibors\strangers/known faces.inshort immediately I hear...madam lemmi me help Yu and cawi your baby...my answer z No thank you.


##mi think all mothers should teach dia teens Se.x education it helps.


**zino z lirru..but I always sing n teach her about sex Education.

That her body z her friend!
Its the hous that she lives!
It has two diff parts!
called private n public!
She shud do just!
Anything to protect her body.
That her body belongs to her and only her
She shud shout/scream and call police(ME) for whoever touches it.

Mothers please read the story. We need to be very vigilant.


https://www.nairaland.com/3198972/4-year-old-son-sexually

Muah! Too cute

enkaydewdrop:
Let us join thread cuties too today...

Baby Jay clocked one week yesterday...

enkaydewdrop:
Thank you mama...
Will do...
I'm already getting frustrated...

He's been crying all day, even after food... Both breast and formula...
And he eats every two hours... 60mls of formula plus breastmilk...
I've carried him, fanned him, rocked him... He just won't stop crying...
I dunno what's wrong...


Cc ozycy lovinam zaynie beyedew kaffy4bill feddy27 Fortius soonest coldfeet Liftedhands and other Sabi mamas...
Please help me...

Awwwwww dear. Do you burp him after each feed( very important). You know sometimes babies cry for no reason. They are still trying to adjust to life outside the womb. It can't be easy for them too. They also sense when you are agitated and that makes it difficult to calm them. So stay cool, calm and collected. Everything will be alright

Have you done tthe night till morning vigilante? Hahahahahah. Its coming soon o!!

ozycy:
Just when I thought I have graduated from vigilantee, this babe decided to show me her true color. #awake#

You see fear? It can cause many crazy stuff to happen to people. Na d keke man be God wey put baby for your belle? He has no right over what God deposited in you. He is not even a factor. My dear! Fear not! God is in charge

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Mamas thanks a million for your replies. I feel so so good knowing my e-sisters got my back. I was a little scared initially, especially as I keep having these funny, funny dreams, but its well cos I have prayed and cancelled it.
I told dh about it when he got back. I served his food and then sat down to gist with him. He didn't say a word when I finished. I wited a while and asked him why he wasn't saying anything and he said, "What can I say. Even if I say something it doesn't unsay what the guy said. Besides you said people in the keke fought for you."

Chai, see another round of vex. Someone said your wife will die with your unborn child and you have nothing to say Anyways, I just carried myself jeje to the room before it will result in quarrel. I think right now I'd rather sleep and forget men exist. Only God knows how He created them.

olaoyekemi:
Mama's pls help me out.
I teach in a private skool,our Head teacher a lady during teachers briefing last week said DAT we pregnant women av not notify d management about our pregnancy so dey don't believe they av any pregnant staff imagine.she said we were suppose to inform d management once we know we are pregnant.pls who does not.
Yesterday dis same lady said anoda tin DAT we are suppose to submit our letter for maternity leave the day we put to bed so that our leave will start reading from that day.

Now my question is this,for those DAT work in private organization when do u apply for mat leave,do u inform ur boss about ur pregnancy before showing bcus dis our HM is just a lousy and badbelle lady.

Pls don't read and pass.

Cc zaynie,rezzy, all sabi mama's

Well you are supposed to inform the management that you are pregnant. Why? Since its a teaching job, they need to make plans in case you have an emergency. They plan for who will take over your class when you are out of school. They also need to make plans for the days you will go for Ante natal visits. When you birth, you should write to inform them. Maternity leave starts from the day your letter arrives the desk of your Admin head.

Mumtwins08:
Hello momas ... I have a question
For mostly experienced mothers. If one gives birth without an episiotomy will the vagina be slack? Or wide ? Cos I always think having an episiotomy and them stitching it will make the vagina tighter . Please enlighten me .

Hi dear, It doesn't slack but you need to do the kegiel exercise in order to help yourself too. When I had my first the doc sewed me so tight that It was so difficult to penetrate. I went back to her and d indian doc laughed so hard and told me I should be very happy she packaged the thing well.

Wash it o!

Prettyhurts:
I find it hard to sleep inside a mosquito net, I always feel as if I'm choking whenever I'm sleeping with it and when I wake up I always v burning skin. I spread it outside for one week self before using it. Is there any other alternative apart from mosquito nets for prevention of malaria, my dd don't like sleeping inside her cot again, she prefers sleeping beside me. As I'm even typing this my face is on fire, I just removed the mosquito net and spread it outside again.
Sorry for the long story but please help a sister.

"That's an infection o! It will grow if you leave it. Go straight to your doctor for prescription. While treating it ensure you kpekus with condom to avoid infecting DH and also re infecting yourself. The cream given to you by d doc should also be used by your dh on his instrument of pleasure. Throw away any pant used within this period. "

Do the same thing. Treat it fast Remember your baby will pass through this canal.

Haleematm:
also experiencing same. thought it would go wt time to no avail. its embarassing. what do u suggest i use

That's an infection o! It will grow if you leave it. Go straight to your doctor for prescription. While treating it ensure you kpekus with condom to avoid infecting DH and also re infecting yourself. The cream given to you by d doc should also be used by your dh on his instrument of pleasure. Throw away any pant used within this period.

chizeal:
Pls oo, sabi mama's, since last week hav bin expecting pains in my jajania, little itching, bt d itching has stopped, wen iItouch my jajania, ifeel good, bt suddenly it Wil turn to pains. Even to kpekus na helll fire oo, ijst cnt try it. Pls wot shld do oo, who has experienced dis before

Hahahahahah. Please stay away once the babies come. Kpatta kpata madam go put ya own for tea cup. Rofl

Tolexander:
no, my babies owns the day duty while I take over the night duty.

I won't disturb their day activities. any pikin wey I born well, make e con disturb me for night, I no go spare the rod on am.

where were they when I was huzzling to pay their mothers bride price?

Longa longa mitchyy. Lol

mitchyy:
Thanks sis. My landlady makes Zobo every Sunday with little sugar. Let me go and beg

nazablossom:
present ma,i didn't see your question oo,pardon we,i hope other mamas have answered you.my boy does not give me breathing space, he cries alot and o mean a lot with no just cause, we are beginning to think it's not ordinary again.i dont have time again to my self. its well.
happy sunday mamas
#onelove.

Are you sure its no gas? Maybe try to lay him on his tummy so he can pass the gas. Please monitor him anytime you practice tummy time

Hahahahhah. U don kolo finish o! I pity your children. This is how you will be dragging their food witth them.mind yourself o!

Tolexander:
1year?

You were being unfair to the baby o.

It took me a long time to stop sucking my mama's breasts, my mama didn't stop me, I stopped myself cos they weren't producing any milk again.

I was so old to the age of going back to breastfeed myself after playing with tyre and hopscotch with my age mates. My mama would not talk.

1year!

Fortius. Oh! Your items don land?? I hope you love them. Olatebony!!!! Hugs for keeping to your words.

Liftedhands na u I go thank! You got a very soft and calming voice! Enjoy life jare!!


Kimoni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run away sista!! Ha fa na?


Zaynie! I de hail o! E nefer reach time for u to do account

Tchwinnie u de appear and disappear! Biko de show face steady.

Where is nazablossom, chizeal( u never responded to my question) proudmum38, starbuck??

Zaynie!!!! You be like persin wey chop koboko tire as small pickin. Why is you looking of me?

I yam around o! Iz jus that I yam sseing some small small arrow flying and me I yam not ready to be chooked by any arrow o!! Lmao!

I don't know why people feel there is a clique here. If you don't visit frequently its only natural that a lot of people won't be chatty with you. They just answer and move on.

I throway salute to all mamas in the house. Na sleep get me today. No be by force to do saturday work jare. Hian!

Presva!! E no easy o!

Hahahahahah aww! Hugs to you dear. It will soon end in praise.

BritneyStacy:
Please shift let's cry together The back and waist pain is crazy especially after going to the market and cooking soup. Naso we go dey dey till August? ??