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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Denies Being Married With Four Children by LowKeyManny: 5:28pm On Jul 14, 2023
turmacs:
See the kind men wey we dey find to marry, men of virtue and substance, no be all these lazy, broke and good for nothing Useless men wey full this country..

Why u dey insult your papa wey born you. Even if your mama nor teach you respect, sense nor gree you know say you nor suppose dey insult papa wey born you for public.
Phones / Re: You Don't Own Your Phone by LowKeyManny: 7:54pm On Jul 13, 2023
shortgun:
There's nothing sinister about this, it's called innovation in the business world
Businesses are constantly looking for ways to maximize profits, they are not charity organizations.

If you take your time to read about all the "Great" entrepreneurs like Gates, Rockefeller, Ford...e.t.c, you will notice that these men were cheats that engage in sharp practices.
Even here in Nigeria our own billionaires like Dangote, ibeto, Ade Ojo and co are not left out...they are all in it for the money by hook or by crook

The scary part is even pharmaceutical companies and hospitals operate with the same goals and objectives....to maximize profit by every means possible.

Reason why there will be more covid-like pandemics in the years to come.

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Crime / Re: One Of The Suspects Who Attack Apostle Johnson Suleman’s Convoy Arrested(video) by LowKeyManny: 6:52pm On Jul 13, 2023
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Politics / Re: Senate Confirms Nomination Of Service Chiefs by LowKeyManny: 4:32pm On Jul 13, 2023
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Fashion / Re: Cornrows! I Didn't Know Nigerian Men Love This Hairstyle So Much (Photos) by LowKeyManny: 11:19am On Jul 13, 2023
Men love simplicity in beauty. It's not about maintenance. True beauty doesn't need too much fixtures. If only women know men don't even care for half of the things they stress themselves to apply.

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Crime / Re: 29-Year-Old Man Kills His Friend In Imo, Sells Organs For ₦1.5M by LowKeyManny: 7:32am On Jul 13, 2023
CloudWalker:

Reading the comments in this forum is a reminder of a world before the political concept of diplomacy came to be. A world of barbarians before civilization dawned and one can make argument for understanding the states of things back then. I want all those who come to nairaland to spill bile irrespective of tribal or political affiliations to know that tact and diplomacy do not make you weak. Tact, respect for other political opinions and diplomacy are all hallmarks of a civilized people. Nairaland has been reduced to a cesspit of hate, bitterness and grudges so that some posts are so filled with hate and darkness.. almost affecting your mental wellbeing. Time to heal and move on positively.

Nairaland is a true barometer of the nation's soul. How morally bankrupt and eternally divisive the actors within the nation's territorial extent have become overtime. It is not fair to heap the blame on NL and Seun. Our leaders have succeeded in turning us loose on each other while they profit from our blood-angst and fervoured hatred for each other.

All signs of a nation lacking 'nationhood'. A country yet to heal from it's traumatic beginnings.

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Education / Re: Naira Devaluation: Nigerian Students Face Tough Times In UK,Tuition Soars By 60% by LowKeyManny: 2:48pm On Jul 12, 2023
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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Appointed As Enyimba Chairman by LowKeyManny: 7:29pm On Jul 11, 2023

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Does One Comfort Self After Receiving 3 Job Rejections In One Week? by LowKeyManny: 8:07pm On Jul 08, 2023
Roll one, smoke one.
Crime / Re: Video: Man Who Stole N55M Mercedes Benz In Abuja Arrested, Hear What He Said by LowKeyManny: 5:51pm On Jul 07, 2023
Nicholas cage nor do pass like this for gone in 60 seconds..

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Crime / Re: This Cultist Have Been Crying Since 6 Months PHOTOS by LowKeyManny: 9:00pm On Jul 03, 2023
Who nor go nor know.. Game nor be gameboy. Inside game nai u go know say this life na only 1 original dey. No photocopy anywhere.

Try use brain. Na from lazy man window Dem take dey point power mike grave.

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Family / Re: Please I Need Advise To Relocate My Family Frim UK Back To Nija by LowKeyManny: 7:25am On Jun 27, 2023
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Crime / Re: How Nigeria's Internet Fraudsters Built A $760 Million Bitcoin Empire by LowKeyManny: 8:18am On Jun 16, 2023
A lot of hot air, unsubstantiated opinions, unverified and largely biased write-up intended to drive traffic.

Disappointed to have wasted my time reading this.
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Tinubu And Atiku Commissioning A Project by LowKeyManny: 4:27pm On Jun 08, 2023
nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/daily_trust/status/1666783690800635905?s=20

Why does the girl holding the tray in the 2nd frame look like Hilda Baci
Business / Re: If I Give You 1M As Capital, Can You Deliver 200k Monthly? by LowKeyManny: 8:09pm On May 22, 2023
cliqtips:
If i give you 1M as capital, can you deliver 200k monthly?

*In simi's voice "You be tiff.. I know say you be tiff o..you be tiff! You be tiff!!" grin
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Taunts VP Osinbajo In New Tweet: “He Is On His Way Out For Us” by LowKeyManny: 9:55am On May 19, 2023
socialmediaman:
Adamu Garba tweeted:



Source: https://twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1659174589325344769?s=46&t=dR32GmclMO3sOOFX1ADAtw

Politics isn't for good men. Good men must leave the arena to hyenas and vultures.
Politics / Re: Fayemi Declines EFCC Invitation, Gives Reason by LowKeyManny: 9:04am On May 18, 2023
gannod:
grin grin grin My former governor,who plunged Ekiti state into debts of epic proportions. Anyway, somehow, you will pay for it.

But you people supported the man in 2018 against Eleka and Segun Oni
Romance / Re: I keep seeing numbers like 4:44 12:12 5:55 by LowKeyManny: 5:55pm On Apr 29, 2023
Would you believe the time of this

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Politics / Re: Video Of President Buhari Playing Football In Aso Rock Goes Viral by LowKeyManny: 10:51am On Apr 29, 2023
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Romance / Re: Lady Gets Angry Because Man Prefers Younger Women by LowKeyManny: 12:54pm On Apr 28, 2023
Older women especially those over the 30 hill hate seeing men prefer their younger colleagues to them. They'll be quick to tag the man a 'sugar daddy', 'pedophile' and what not out of sheer spite they and their wares are no longer in demand.

Like someone rightly put it, mens' sexual value increases with age; whilst womens' sexual value decreases conversely.

Don't forget these same women snubbed their classmates and coursemates back in school. Infact even jeered them as inexperienced 'small boys' in preference of 'mature men'.

So why so much tears now the chickens are coming home to roost and the now 'mature men' coming for the 'younger' females. Lol.

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Crime / Re: Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here. See What They Did To Child (graphics) by LowKeyManny: 10:23pm On Apr 26, 2023
dawnomike:
Leave aside the art of painting by the kids, the sculpture itself is too disgusting for kids to be exposed to

What is disgusting in the human torso? Like the kid doesn't have a pair of testicles dangling between his legs. Don't allow your corrupted mind blur the prism of art.

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Travel / Re: Flights Grounded In Abuja Over VIPs Movement by LowKeyManny: 9:33am On Apr 26, 2023
sonature1:
We need a businessman who understands how to manage a business to start running this country. Serious governments run their countries like a profit/loss venture. That's the only way this nonsense will stop.

Unfortunately, the man coming to take over from the outgoing herder is a crack cocaine dealer who commands lots of money without a known enterprise that generates it.

Do you understand what a profit/loss venture entails? Every other day you hear of big techs laying off 50k workers in one fell swoop. You think profit/loss cares about the margin of unemployed masses in society?
Careful what you wish for.

Humans are disposable assets in a profit/loss venture. The very same thing you're here crying against.
Religion / Re: ‘If You Find A Wife In Nightclub, Forget It, That’s A Demon’ – Pastor Ibiyeomie by LowKeyManny: 7:40am On Apr 26, 2023
adenigga:
The general overseer of Salvation Ministries, Pastor David Ibiyeomie, has claimed nightclub is not a place to find a wife.

Naija News reports that the popular Port Harcourt-based clergyman made the assertion during a church service.

According to him, any wife or husband married from the club is automatically a demon as both parties are heading towards hell fire.


Pastor Ibiyeomie added that a wife is only found in the church as he uses a bible reference to back up his claims.

Pastor Ibiyeomie Bans Members From Having S3x
Meanwhile, Pastor David Ibiyeomie recently banned his followers from enjoying their marital rights during the twenty-one-day fasting.



Naija News understands that Pastor Ibiyeomie declared a 21-day fasting and prayer for the church. In lieu of this, he ordered married couples in the church to avoid s3x until the end of the spiritual exercise.


Speaking during the church’s Sunday thanksgiving service for the year 2023, Pastor Ibiyeomie told his congregation that physical intimacy would not be allowed during the period of fasting, stating that abstinence from s3x for only three weeks will not kill anyone.

Giving Bible references to back his claims, the cleric read recommended 1 Corinthians 7:5 for the couples.

Source: https:///If-You-Find-A-Wife-In-Nightclub-Forget-It-Thats-A-Demon-Pastor-Ibiyeomie

Mumu man
Romance / Re: Empress Njammah: Why Women Don't Like Smart Men by LowKeyManny: 7:26am On Apr 25, 2023
Birdbyrde440:

Not being easy to Manipulate is the main reason why women hate really smart men.

The gospel truth.

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Romance / Re: Foreigner Flies To Nigeria To Wed His Lover At Ikoyi Registry (video) by LowKeyManny: 8:14am On Apr 21, 2023
Passport bros

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Webmasters / Re: Apple Knows The Truth - Hidden In Plain Sight (pictures Included) by LowKeyManny: 11:09am On Apr 12, 2023
Queendera:
you know one quote I love so much from Zack Snyder's avengers?

It goes like this "Technology so advanced it feels like witchcraft"

It's the same for a lot of people.

Most people will watch a movie but instead of seeing it as creativity, the feel no one should have that intellect to create something so mind boggling.

Because of their own limited intellect, they ascribe it to some other force, and the people who wrote such movie scripts are either demonized or glorified above human standards.

Like they were privy to some secrets that other humans are not.

It happens a lot. Even more frequently than you can imagine.

The 2001 movie, a space odyssey, held such fanatic followership, but today no one even cared about the movie because of how off it is with today's event.

But to people then, the movie was a masterpiece and felt like something super human and ethereal.

Same with the movie "the matrix". Till date the movie has inspired so many followership.

Even though the influence is gradually waning off and more and more people are gradually accepting it to he what it is, mere intellectual work.

But some are still adent followers of its storyline and feel it should be something more.

Books like George Orwell's 1984 held even more followership than you could imagine.

But these are people's imaginations running on steroid.

It doesn't mean that they were privy to some secrets you don't know.

No one knows the direction of this world or how it is going to be even tomorrow.

The variables are just too much to compute.

Please rest. It's just a movie. Nothing new. And tomorrow they will create another convincing story line which will you'll ascribe to something else.

Isn't it even revealing that each of these movies describe the society and world in very different ways and yet people don't see it?


Queendera:
like I say above, there's always something new to fascinate fanatics.

It's just a movie. A projection of someone else's imaginations.

You are saying all the right things in all the wrong ways.

What is the premise of/for knowledge?

How did you arrive at the conclusion that your premise, in supplanting that of OP's, is the universal truth?

Is there a universal truth?

What is True?

Why is truth?

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Politics / Re: Politics Section Moderator Wanted by LowKeyManny: 10:38am On Apr 12, 2023
Seun:
Dear Nairaland Community,

We are currently searching for a dedicated individual with the following qualifications to moderate our Politics section and effectively manage conflicts and disruptions:

* In-depth knowledge of Nigerian politics and current affairs, with the capacity to participate in well-informed discussions on pertinent topics.
* Proficiency in Nairaland's guidelines, rules, and community culture to maintain a positive and respectful atmosphere for political discourse.
* Exceptional communication skills, both written and verbal, for facilitating discussions, addressing user concerns, and upholding forum regulations.
* Conflict resolution abilities and a commitment to neutrality and fairness when addressing disputes or controversial subjects.
* Prior experience in moderating online forums or similar platforms, along with an active presence in Nairaland's politics section, is highly desirable.

If you know someone who would be an ideal candidate, or if you believe you are the right person for this role, kindly recommend and advocate for your choice.

Best regards.

Search no further. I am here.
Education / Re: Okoli Ahize Chizoputam Killed By OAU Students Over Phone Theft Allegations by LowKeyManny: 10:36am On Apr 12, 2023
Odin13:


If I talk wetin dey my mind .. e go be like say e get why?

Na phone he steal .. Dey kill am

Tribalism wey Dey OAU …pass hitler hatred for Jews ..

But e Dey coded .. even among lectures .. talk more now wey them dey at their peak like Mc Olumo ..

I know OAU.. na my alma mater.. .. we run things there and I know wetin I type .

That boy no for die .. if him name no be chizoputra..

I hates criminals .. and am not supporting his presume act..

But every student of OAU .. know this fact.

Even among the lectures and prof.. and management


Rip son


I have no input on the substance of your comment above.

However thinking aloud, I can't help but wonder how you graduated from OAU and still unable to differentiate between lecturers and 'lectures'?

It doubtless lends credence to sentiments that our educational system is broken and symptomatic of the broken society we're in.

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Crime / Re: Update: Mob Stoned Driver To Death In Akure Almost Killed His Parent - Police by LowKeyManny: 10:12am On Apr 12, 2023
uglodoh:
People get mind sha. What makes them different from the supposed Yahoo guy.

candygist:


What ive learnt from this is that. If you are residing outside Lagos and Abuja and you are kind of rich. Don't rub it in the face of poor people. Poor people can be very jealous and envious. Just stay like person way no too get money even when you get. And if your environment is dominated by broke and poor people, if you can't act like a fellow poor man like them, quickly change your environment and move to a more developed and enlightened area. Poor people are very wicked.

This is why rich people avoid poor people. So much hate it's almost often misdirected.

I had an experience that sobered me up not too long ago. Because I happened to have a decent dress sense acquired from a 9 -5 job without actually being anywhere near rich, I paid a Keke rider with the last 1k note I had on me. The rider and his passengers who had been animated on some issues (I presumed regular naija hardship so I didn't even pay attention) before I joined the trip, change am for me say I be yahoo boy and I was trying to avoid paying the fare that was why I paid with 1k so the rider would leave the money for me.

Even the withered head among them I turned to for some matured intervention was now the chief instigator. Basically ended saying "all these yahoo boys, na so Dem dey do".

All because I wore a tank top with Versace logo on it. Something I bought for 500.

If it had deteriorated any further, I'm sure I could have been lynched that night before people will even bother to know I'm a respectable gentleman and not a 'yahoo boy'.

Reminds me of one power quote from Greene, "avoid the unhappy and the unlucky." No matter what you do, it will never be enough. They wonder why you can be so happy when they are so miserable. They expect everyone around them to be equally as, or, more miserable than they are. Only then will they be content.

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Education / Re: Is Palmpay Arresting Loan Defaulters Truly Or Is It Prank by LowKeyManny: 12:12am On Apr 03, 2023
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