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Christianity and confusion are two peas in a pod, so much for "god is not an author of confusion."

All these gpt regurgitated articles Anyways the only thing Nigerians are good at is "suffering and smiling" while outsourcing & waiting for a non existent god to solve their problems. "god when", "god when". Keep waiting, even SA you helped to get independence has already left you in the dust. Keep waiting & praising.

Ha!

These are Hives. An allergic rection to something around you. All you need to do is observe what's causing it and stay away from it. If it's itchy I'd suggest a second generation anti - histamine preferably - Levocitirizine(Xyzal). Unlike 1st generation, you don't get sleepy or drowsy when you take it and It would calm the itch and allergy immediately.

obonujoker:
Until the lord reveal things to you, most of youse won't believe.

See what st Paul said in the Bible

Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

You username checks out perfectly.

obonujoker:
It's not a myth.

They are all water spirits fighting against Godliness in humanity.

Mermaid, Merman, Medusa, Poseidon etc, all working with Satan, however the Lord Jesus has made a public mockery of them all by taking all power and authority.

On the last day, all of them along with Satan and unbelievers will be cast into the lake of fire by the creator of the universe

This is 2025 bro, don't you think it's high time to educate one's self, face objective reality and leave archaic myths, fiction and imaginary friends of no value behind.

SIRTee15:
Everything God created has a perfect function, however when sin entered the world it got corrupted.

Foreskin was meant to protect against STI and UTI. It's also meant to be a protective cover for the penis until the later reaches full maturity.
Unfortunately, since it harbours micro organism (which is a corruption) it put the genitals at risk of balanitis, UTI, phimosis, and other non infectious problems like lichen sclerosis, paraphimosis etc

Oh, the irony. You guys just can’t seem to do without it, hilarious? 🧇 How’s that waffle tasting?(I love waffles, they tatse great) I actually read through the post, and the funniest part is how you basically reinforced my point at every turn. The bolded part especially — didn’t know the foreskin was supposed to be a god engineered “natural condom.”

So let’s get this straight: in your “perfect” creation, god deliberately designed organisms that cause infections — called them “very good” — then created the foreskin to shield against the very things he made. Then sin comes along and suddenly perfectly created microbes — which apparently couldn’t survive there before — gain new abilities, move in under the foreskin, and ruin the plan. And the divine fix? Cut it off, leaving everything exposed to the very infections he supposedly designed it to protect from. Genius.

Even better, actual research shows the opposite of what you’re implying — uncircumcised men have higher rates of STDs and UTIs. So if the foreskin really was god’s protective masterpiece, it’s doing a pretty lousy job and confusing your “omniscient” god at every step. As for the incest bit and the rest of the waffle, I’ll skip following you down that tangent — no need to join you in the comedy club of the circus. I’m only here as a makeup artist.

You quoted me for a reason, right? So why consistently dodge the reason you quoted me? Yes or no should be easy. 😏 Anyways, back to my actual point: are you still claiming there’s no evidence for everything I said in my OP? The makeup’s coming on either way. If you dodge (classic hit-and-run), makeup. If you say “yes,” I bring the receipts — makeup. If you say “no,” you played yourself — makeup. Choose your poison. Tick-tock, makeup designer for 🤡’s awaits.

RealityKings1:
The best places in the world are bulit on Christian values, Christians believe in God

Ah yes Christian values that vrought us bangers like genocide, Inquisition, slavery, stoning and burning people to death. Pass the blunt.

SIRTee15:
Let me test your intelligence outside the scripture.

So u think male circumcision is a bad thing?
Why would u associate male circumcision with evil unless u consider it a bad thing.
Is foreskin removal evil?

Do U think Abraham was the first person to circumcise in history?
Were people cutting off their foreskin b4 the onset of Abraham and his encounter with the deity called YHVH?

Intelligence and scripture? Ha! If we had followed any so called intelligence from scripture, we'd still be stuck in the Stone Age. And yes yes, your classic tangent dodge did not go unnoticed. You completely sidestepped the evidence request and went off into a rant about circumcision. Typical. But fine, let me humor your tangent.

So your "omniscient" god "intelligently designed" everything including man and declared it all "very good". That includes the foreskin, right? He designed it, called it good, then suddenly got pissed about... the foreskin he supposedly designed? So pissed, in fact, that he was ready to unalive someone for not cutting it off? Make it make sense, abeg. 😂

This confused nature of your so called omniscient Yhwh is actually typical. Claims to hate sin and bans incest, yet starts off by creating only two people and tells them to multiply — how exactly was that supposed to happen without incest? Then, he wipes out almost all living things - for using the "free will" he gave man - then populates earth again using incest. All this, when he could’ve simply created more people to avoid using the very thing he supposedly hates. Let’s not even get started on Balaam’s story same bizarre logic.

And you brought up intelligence near scripture? 😄 Anyways, back to the real point, are you still going to claim there’s no evidence for everything I said earlier? Because ironically, the evidence is like legion—it is many. Or are you about to do your usual hit & run?

SIRTee15:
and if I ASK U for evidence of above in christianity, wahala go dey and that's when waffling will start

Ah, the ringmaster returns 🤡. Should I hand you the makeup, or are we still pretending Leviticus is poetry?
Happy to oblige though. You really want evidence? From the same book where the deity floods the Earth, collects foreskins like trophies, and turns women into war spoils — before sacrificing himself to himself?
You sure you wanna crack that book open, or should I grab the paint kit while we prep for the metaphor gymnastics?

cyberbro:
Evil is embedded in it. Yea.

Your traditional religion is why human rituals, witchcraft and dark magic is everywhere. Idol worship is not "traditional" to mankind, it is a pollution to human existence.

Dining with demonic spirits isn't our way, humanity got lost in them. Christ is the only way, know this and know peace! ✌🏽

And no evil in xtainity, like there are isn't human rituals & scarifice, cultic rituals, genocide, infanticide, incest, sexual assualt, rape, blood and death magic. Pot meet kettle.

Arda1000:
prove that it happened, How do u believe it happened ?

Damn! 🤦🏾 Have you heard of the word "sacarsm" before. Now re-read my comments. You wouldn't ask this question.

thomas2024:
Thank you. I wonder why people are so gullible.

People don't like to read. The more you read - the more you know, the more you know - the more you question, the more you question - the more you think critically. They prefer to outsource that thinking to those who they perceive as authority figures, to do it for them. Ergo swallow every bs hook, line and sinker.

Arda1000:
where did such water come from? Just a simple question

Already told you Magic: An invisible being who uses the earth as part of his couch - a footstool really - left the tap in his kitchen sink running.

Arda1000:
ure joking right

Quite obvious I'm being facetious—because how else do you explain the claim that three times the volume of water on Earth suddenly appeared from nowhere and then drained out to nowhere? Where did the extra volume come from, and where did it drain to? How did rain fall at over 9 meters per hour for 40 days straight when that's well beyond the physical limits of cloud capacity? And then, all evidence of this extraordinary, catastrophic event just conveniently disappeared? Is that not magic?! Now you see me, Now you don't.

Arda1000:
called down water from where?
You guys just talk without thinking,where did the water come from simply question.

One word, Magic 😄

Magnificenttop:
Enjoy. You earned it.
People invalidate dvmb, then validate common sense but you've successfully achieved the reverse. Through "extraordinary/indisputable" proofs, you've been able to invalidate logic and common sense, then validate dvmb and dvmber. Really smells like irony. You're such a genius.
Right now, my dog barks by itself, refrigerator freezes things by itself and everything else works by itself, no maker, no designer.
Like I said, you've shrunken the god of the gaps. You finally won this. Big W.

🥱🥱🥱 🤡

Magnificenttop:
Highly impressed. I always knew it, for anyone out of the blues, to strongly reject established convention, norm and sound logic, then firmly hold onto an opposing stand, he must have really got extraordinary proofs and indisputable grounds.
Since we know how cars work, they injure and also kill people, then they definitely made themselves. Hmmm, indisputable facts, very rare intelligence and extraordinary logic. 💯 You're such a genius.

I don't know about the rest of the world but here in Zalawullha county, my spring-loaded door now closes all by itself. Seems we finally shrunk the god of the gaps. 🤦🤡

See what i ate for breakfast 🤣 Tastes great but smells like irony.

Magnificenttop:
Long, boring, circular epistle from Prof. Hawking. Baseless, no substance.
🤡 Initially: We know how something works, means no maker.
🤡 Now: 99.9999% gadgets and all others get faulty, spoilt and unusable, we always have to repair and dispose them. Automobiles also injure and kill people. Therefore no designers or makers.

Oh wait! Holy sheeeit! My breakfast just made itself and emerged right on the dining table. I can't seem to comprehend what the flying fafo is going on right here! 🤡🤦

Man, I was half hoping Nairaland’s resident savant would shock me with something not pulled straight from Mythology for Cavemen. But hey, expecting 2 to become an odd number was probably more realistic. 😄

You’re right though—trees, stars, and tectonic plates clearly came out of the same kitchen as your breakfast.
Truly enlightening. Got any more CERN-level revelations for me, Savant Sir?!😁

Magnificenttop:
🤡: Boring circular epistles and baseless assumption af. The paper is simply going to exist all by itself and publish itself then it'll collect the nobel prize, the waffle maker prize and any other, all by itself. It's that simple and straightforward bla blu bla blah.

Have we run out of waffles so quick. Aww! That's sad or nairaland's bot keeps eating ur waffles. Even the bot's tired of nairaland's resident genius. Kindly say hi to your imaginary creators friends for me. 😉 Tell them I’m a huge fan of their so-called intelligent design especially the part where: 99.9% of all species that ever lived were wiped out, 99.999999% of the intelligently designed universe is completely uninhabitable.

And the one tiny habitable speck they did create?! Packed with volcanoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, parasites, viruses, disease, predators, famine, multiple natural disasters, and just enough oxygen to slowly kill us over a few decades. Brilliant just brilliant. But my favorite touch? The one where most animals don’t even survive to adulthood with over 60% dilying young. So practical. So merciful. So... intelligent.

Also particularly love the self destruct feature of the only habitable planet to be swallowed by it's star. Tell em I said thank you for sending their best - the savant himself - forward to defend their work, he did well. Truly outstanding all round. It's been a fun experience.

There's a serious mental health epidemic in this country no one seems to be paying attention to.

Magnificenttop:
Anonymous secretly drops gift basket at doorstep.
🤡: No trace of any owner, infinite regression, the hamper made itself bla bla bla
Me: Even a toddler would know someone dropped it there
🤡: Since it's that easy and straightforward, publish the paper to backup your claim.
🤦💀 wtaf

🤣 Never have i seen a genius run away from an easy nobel prize. All's not lost though you still get the waffle maker prize, for waffling baseless & boring circular epistles 🧇. When I said your genius is way beyond me... 😁🤡. Enjoy your prize, you deserve it savant sir.

Magnificenttop:
Not so Sir Hawking. You lot often forget that you're at the receiving end here, you chose to be. You're the one challenging logic, convention, sanity and common-sense. So, go ahead and do everything you said in your reply. World is waiting. You're all some good source of comic relief, we're not tired of your lame bs.

🤣🤣 You can't publish the paper, I though it was pretty straightforward with the numerous epistles. Baseless af. 🤡

Magnificenttop:
That actually applies way more to your side. In addition to being illogical, counterintuitive among others. Not also forgetting how ridiculous and lame it is.
A common nail-clipper needed designer/design/intelligence/mind and more but the whole universe existed by itself. The idea is so dvmb, even without further probe, it immediately crumbles at the very start of it.

🥱🥱 Yes yes, publish the paper with the plethora of evidence backing up the claims to collect that Nobel prize you so rightly deserve. Should be quite straightforward and easy seeing as it's absolutely valid 😄