₦airaland Forum

Oyimeoyimemua:
in most cases mother in laws visit a wife should accomodate her MIL
For then issue of interupting sex I ask "how"?

What are you saying?

Sweetpenis:
Ok wat condition,as long as d kpomo is soft and sweet.

On the condition that you will never vote APC in any election.. Ever!

Sweetpenis:
Hmmm,dat won't stop u 4rm giving me na,shey there's kpomo in ur soup 2.

I will give you on one condition...

lynx200:
Echoes of Africa poetic theater limited is holding a movie audition in the following places

Date: August 16th 2016

Venue: National Theater banquet hall, Iganmu, Lagos

Time: 10am



Date: August 26th 2016

Venue: National museum, 65, Abakaliki road, by Ogwuyi junction/New Berries, Enugu

Time: 10am


Date: August 23rd 2016

Venue: Cultural center, Calabar

Time: 10am


Contact: 07037484302, 09028828167, 07037768732




Pillars and pride of Afrika model and talents management are looking for new models. if you are aged 24-30 years (male) and 18-25 years (female) send your best pictures to 07084955556, whatsapp only.

Please do post for enugu auditions cos most of the audition notices I see here are based in lagos.

czarr:
hmmm....which one con be misinterprete eh?....you no funny u no funny,stop the grammar

Grammer Kwa?

cornel994:
#word d pastor is a comedian

Potential Alibaba in the making. Nonsense.

lynx200:
@Villageboi Thanks for the compliments dude. By the way to all the newbie actors and actresses disregard any audition notices that tell you to pay before they are auditioned. They usually have no money to produce their job and want to use you as the financier without your knowledge. They never I repeat never pay artistes for their work. I fell into this trap when I started three years ago so take heed.

Exactly what I'm passing through.. Most of the producers I met asked me to pay before they can admit me as the member of their production. One asked me to pay the sum of 200k.

I think it's the guys that lack sense of humor expecially here on nairaland, I could remember having little funny convo with some guys here and they ended up misreading my thoughts and intentions. I'm the kinda of person that hardly takes things serious unless in extreme cases but this place harbours lots of uptight niggas. So dear op. You should question yourself.... Do you misinterprete jokes and humors when you see or hear it from a female

Hahaha. Very funny.

Lmao... I can't believe he's even considering what the stupid pastor said. Like seriously a lot of people that practice religion leave their brains at home and make use of pastors brain. Truly, common sense is not common at all. And some here are even telling him to start searching for another job. Maka why nah? Why do we like thinking with our anus? In this buhari era with the rate of unemployment. Seriously I'm so annoyed right now.

Wow following. The most pleasing is actually goffery's death.

Hilarious. See her coat (suit)

madukovich:
Can't say if there'll be a reason for it yet, it's the tale of a journey, and I mentioned "a few" of my encounters, but the sequel is in the works. Maybe then, it'll all make sense.

I also mentioned you are very good at narration. Your descriptive manner kept me glued to the epistle till I read it all without knowing when I did. It's just the motive of the essay that I couldn't decipher. Good thing you are yet to complete it. I'm following.

Sweetpenis:
Like d shaki @dp shey...

Lol. Yea, like the shaki in my soup. Very expensive!!

TheFreeOne:
I hope you know some heartless individuals 'buy' humans for ritual purposes too.

Anyone that wishes to help should approach appropriate agencies to assist or adopt those children who lost their parents to BH terrorists.

Good point. But you know life is all about risks. Even a ritualist can approach' appropriate agencies' and after the custody is been granted, he will still use the child for the intended purpose. You right though.

That was such a looong post. Op you are very good at narrative essays. Though I'm yet to see the reason for the long epistle.

Eiyaa.

Nice.

Bia.! Op. Talk true. Did your wife or girlfriend cheat on you? Cos the way you are venting your anger on name_calling is quite appalling. I'm sure people who cheat never had it in their mind to do so, nothing happens for nothing. There is a reason for every action. People don't just up and change, something triggers it. I'm not talking about girlfriends. I'm talking about married folks. Only those that wears the shoe know where it pinches someone cannot agree to marry you with the mindset of cheating and I'm not advocating for cheating. I abhor it.

He knows, but he doesn't feel it otherwise the price of goods would have been approachable by an average person. Every damn thing had tripled up in the market. Gosh!

TheFreeOne:
E pain me b'cos I get conscience. Unlike your own wey don lost tey tey

Come on' chill man. I got conscience alright? A lot of it. But you failed to see things from my own point of view.
OK... Most of these kids lost their parents during bombing and other terror related incidents, some of them with parents or parent can't get adequate care from them due to the unrest going on there. In fact they hardly feed talk more of other social supports. Nigeria economy is not helping issues. The people in IDP camp are facing hell daily.. They need help. So if a well meaning citizen decides to "buy" Any of the kids, I don't think it's a bad idea.
I hope you understand where I'm coming from.?

TheFreeOne:
An you are a woman Did you read what was written up there at all. Are you Ok

How would you feel if your child got missing or found out that he/she has been abducted and sold by child traffickers

In your silliness people should start selling their wards to survive cos the economy is bad....SMH.

Hahaha... Why e pain you reach like this nah?

jaybee3:
I think the questions should be what would happen if i reject the option to share.

Would it affect my user experience? No

Would it affect the app from functioning at optimum level? No

Would i lose out from planned targetted advertising? Possibly but it's highly unlikely that you had start your e-shopping experience from suggested ads on whatsApp

FB's major revenue is from advertising and it's safe to conclude that you will most definitely be inundated with them annoying ads.

A major data breach is always around the corner so it's important you control what you share.

Thanks dear. I see now. I'm going to use the "don't share button" asap.

martineinstein:
nigerians are the world champions.its d only sport we dominate

Wow. I didn't know that

sirfemzy:
. instead of wishing them well

OK, I wish them well.

solasoulmusic:
Bronze is still an Award for excellence 3rd place isn't bad if you think of how many started the competition

We simply acheived this because our sports facilities are not fully utilized and scouting and preparation is non existent except in the sports popularly watched

Unless we actively improve and start training early aiming for Gold we can only settle for Bronze which am proud of anyway no be beans

Yea. Totally agree with you.

EyeHateGod:
Miss Witch How about Fear of Parental Curse? If they Do, Do U think it'll Affect U?

Parental curse Kwa? Because I refuse to go to church?
Haha that's a very funny comment coming from you. Curse has no effect. So don't bother cursing people who have wronged you cos you will end up getting hurt while they thrive.

Selling some to feed some. Not totally a bad idea if you ask me. So long as they are not sold to the wrong people (ritualists)
We are in jungle and defeat by starvation is not an option.

feldido:
Mugabe would be happy with that

Lol. But buhari won't.

jaybee3:
That's a very wrong mindset to have from data security point of view. Just pray you never have to experience identity theft and all

OK. So what do you suggest as a tech-savvy?

Post is too long but I read it all. very helpful.

They had better win this time. Not some useless bronze medal.