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doggedfighter:
She should give them a little time, they will come by.

Lemme see you do what she did...mi go flog you ni


Nonsense.

motor45access:
Serious buyer only!!

This is my car ooooooooo

Oya gimme the damn keys bro.


N.B: No inside car pics

CharisEleos:
God knows if I begin to read this thing now, my rice will get burnt on the fire.

Ordinary scrolling alone to read comments took me some mins.
Op, please go and learn how to summarize.

Don't be lazy, bighead...

Which rice you dey cook? As if you can boil water?

Read it all and it ain't sweet.

Although, this is the guy's part only so I won't judge too much.

All I know is I would never stay a week with a contentious woman like that. Men die quickly with such women

Jazzman01:
The op said "big" or are you trying to redefine "big" ? Maybe he should have used "moderate" afterall. Those ones I posted are the real definition of big.

Nope..what you posted are XXL... Extra large and extra heavy

Jazzman01:
You don't know what you are saying. or maybe you don't know what a big ass means. I reside in ilorin and I have never come across any big ass for the past 10years now.

Incase you don't know what a big ass means, see photos for your self below. Have you come across This size in KWASU or Ilorin as a whole

The ones you posted are abnormal Biko

Shuuuu

debbydams:
fall kwa orisirisi..ah no get house sef..a week bawo no o I can't go a day without opening shop the last I locked my shop was when I was sick..money is not a problem tho..malete is big but u can only enjoy it when the student is around if u really want to enjoy kwara state den u will go to Ilorin..malete is boring the only thin here I used to feed my eyes with different types if luxury cars everyday..

waywardpikin:
You ain't seen nothing.

This is just like the Matrix. If una remember, for the movie, Agent Smith na the boss, Neo na the actor. But anytime dem jam wey be say dem wan fight, Agent Smith go first call Neo with deep voice:

"Mr. Andersonnnnnnnnn"

Even Neo sef been dey wonder why Agent Smith dey call am dat name, because na Neo all him men dem dey call am for hood. So, in essence, we need to do whatever we can to protect our own Mr. Anderson. This one na real life Matrix 2.0 so ikillbrokegirls ride on with your kenjamo jujitsu summerslam.

Be like say e enter

That Mr Andersooonnnnnnnnn own dey make me laugh die. That Agent Smith na mad am. Sometimes, he even says 'Mr Andersooonnnnnnnnn, welcome back, missed you'

Matrix was a good movie.just like LOTR(lord of the rings)

debbydams:
na platonic e dey start from na..nd where do u want to stay..anyway I'm not saying I won't take u around o but dats if I'm free I don't v anybody who can stay in my store for me...reason why I don't v friends I hardly leave shop..if u will give me the gain I'm getting a day I'll show you around..malete is now a big village tho

Lol...you are scared of falling in love?

No worries, I'm not going there to steal your heart and definitely not staying in your house too. Will lodge in a hotel or guest house.

Refund your shop gains in a day? Better make it a week

Heard that malete is now big.. anyways,once I'm ready..will let you know. The professor is on sabbatical and should resume next month. Pray it works out like that

ikillbrokegirls:
Lol... meaning kenjamo = (HIV)

E don do Biko...no wonder she ran away

ikillbrokegirls:
You gat it wrong. It is bye bye mara ankali mai kenjamo.

I no understand hausa na

I even saw keyamo up there...

debbydams:
I might even know u but I'll avoid u as much as I can.. I might be busy tho..I'm trying to avoid NL guys

Haaaaa...avoid me for what na?

For me, it would be cool to see someone who knows the ground and can show me around. I'm staying a week or two. Strictly platonic. NL guys online are the same men you still see offline in kwasu na.

Bye bye....Binturi

ikillbrokegirls:
Bro let me tell You that wawiya will always be wawiya. Shegiya mara ankali, munafuka. Mai kenjamo. is what they stalker in hausa lang
we still need redpill to swallow.

True that

Nawa o...Beck and call kee u diaaaa

SOZINN:
Be careful, we are not sure of its a she/he or it.

Lol... true. The little cat!!!

OyinNurse:
Mr Luminouz, you don come again with your plenty jokes, abi? Anyway, thanks for your kind words but I'm still chasing wisdom everyday like everyone else. May God continue to guide us all....

NB: Sorry I no get younger sister and my nieces are all married

Lol....I got jokes most times...one shouldn't be too serious to laugh once in a while.

N.B: Damn!! The good ones are already taken.

Biglittlelois:
Kunle, how can you not see that she flared up cos Op was like "his mum said"? If Op had told her calmly and nicely that they need to cut cost, would she have flared up? Why did she have to remind Op it's her wedding consideration? Who does that? What would have made her say that? Who among both genders is always excited when it comes to wedding and can't wait to plan their wedding?

Lolo, even if na unicorn appear to her to cut cost, she go still vex...she wanted the creme de la creme, without any financial input or life after wedding. She wanted to impress but the reality on ground is different na.

Did you just say planning? Ok..let her go ahead with her planning and ignore OP,since SHE CAN PAY FOR IT NA, or her planning na mouth? Will the guests drink zobo at the reception? She isn't ready to face reality and you keep talking about her being not involved. Does she have money to make it the wedding of her dreams?

I still don't understand why she would feel so bad na if not for ego issues

debbydams:
nop I v store der

Wow...oya na...when I am around I go let you know...you will take me around,okwaya?

Meet Anderson at Mama Kas?

Mama Kush ni

Chai.... Damn!! This girl is really dripping for it!!!


He still doesn't want you....come for me na or is Ibadan too far for your UBER driver?

Well, na page 419 we still dey

zoezoelogistics:
Very wise submission.

I have been married for over 10 years now, i can relate to your point of view.

I don't ever tell my wife, my mum said this or that, even if it is the wisest suggestion ever.
I always present it as my idea.
I show her with facts and figure why it is reasonable to go that route and not the other way we had wanted to.

It takes wisdom to be a husband and to run the home without any/much issues, decision-wise.

OP, call her, calm her down and present your solid reasons, don't emphasize who brought the idea/suggestion.

If she refuses to see reasons and would not still contribute financially, then you need to really have a rethink about the whole thing.

Reality about her person will dawn on you in marriage proper. Assess the whole thing now that you have the opportunity. This is if she doesn't bulge.

Call her to calm her down like she is a baby or a toddler?
Isn't it clear enough? Whether the idea is from the mum or a unicorn, what's the difference? The reality is she is selfish and all about her wants,not how much financial strain the bf would go through.

I have accessed her and That's no wife-material.
BTW... How are the kids today, daddy?

Biglittlelois:
Your mistake is, you shouldn't have told her your mum suggested it, you would have said that it was your idea, you should have brought up the topic in a way that will make her see reasons why it is logical to cut cost, instead of calling her on phone saying bla bla your mum bla bla, and i can imagine you saying it in a bossy way sef, it is her wedding as she said, as it is yours too, make her feel like she's in charge but you're the one controlling things on the side, very simple

Most times it is you men that majorly cause unnecessary animosity between your mother and wives, you guys don't know how to present a case smoothly without bringing up issues.

You still blamed the guy?

If he were rich enough, would money be the issue? The gf already flared up without contributing kobo to her own wedding and yet still managed to act like she is doing OP a favour?

Wonders won't end oooooo...

OyinNurse:
I understand where she is coming from. Every woman has her own vision of what her dream wedding will be, but she should also be ready to make compromises since she is not contributing financially to anything. It is selfish and childish of her to insist on her own way to the detriment of her man's finances. It is a rare and loving man that will agree to shoulder 100% of wedding festivities and she should count herself lucky and stop being petulant. I was a post-graduate student when my husband married me. I had a little to contribute but he sponsored the bulk of the wedding. Yes, I wanted a dream wedding but Life After the Wedding Hoopla was more important to me. As a team, we put heads together to figure out ways to cut costs while still making the Day memorable. Back then, I had friends that had broke the bank to have lavish society wedding only to end up with bad credit and a mountain of debt after the wedding and a few of them are even no longer with their spouses. We, on the other hand, ended up having a blast on our wedding day and still managed to remain financially bouyant enough to purchase our dream house soon after.

Mama the mama, your maturity as usual is top notch. We need more women like on NL.
Chai...why you no come get younger sister or niece to gimme?

You are spending all the money and she is spending all the words...


Bro...can you see my point?

Men have suffered o

jlo247:
Who is her father?

No be you?

ikillbrokegirls:
For attention seekers:
Ubunja's response is some attention seekers archievement.

I'm telling you.

debbydams:
u grab..come to KWASU I mean Kwara state university, all of them with big ass..

I'm coming there next month to see a professor who taught me before.


Are you a schooling there?

Bigmanpickin:
Yoruba girls with their big nyash but ugly face

You won't make heaven

goodnessme1:
Yoruba church

Yen yen yen

Aboki parrot

Martinez39s:
I am still seriously looking for this Anderson. It's urgent; there is a possibility that his bùtt may be used and defiled.

I don't want to start buying Pampers's diapers for an innocent fellow who was mistaken to be me.

I don laugh taya