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Crime › Re: Baba Ijesha Granted N500K Bail On Health Grounds by luminouz(m): 10:23pm On May 17, 2021
CSTRR:
I don't see why you would call her a witch.

She was raped four times. Probably still suffering trauma.

That baba ijesha is the definition of a wizard.
Raped a poor child consistently for years.
Chill and wait for the outcome of the investigation.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:19pm On May 17, 2021
SOZINN:
If I was present at the time, I would have slipped two knives under. Just to make it interesting.
Now someone ended up in a wheelchair. �
He could have been somewhere better.
Better or worse? cheesy
Family › Re: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by luminouz(m): 9:17pm On May 17, 2021
Ormorlehwah:
I gave birth to a girl, she gave birth to a boy. Na everyday she go dey sing proverb song.
She make me think everyday as if girl child is not a child.
When she was pregnant the second time, she sings proverb songs alot, I angrily got pregnant after her, I pray to God to bless me wonderfully.
I started behaving like a fool, anything she do to me, I comot eyes. She gave birth to a girl and my God silent them and gave me twins.
Now, she is browsing for twins. she keeps malice with me cos I don't show as if I will give birth to twin,I work harder more than before.....
No be the same husband we marry oooooo.
Jesus!!!!

What dafuq!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by luminouz(m): 9:10pm On May 17, 2021
Ormorlehwah:
Mine is enviness.
If I buy blender,shewill buy their own.
Anything I cook, she will cook it on the next day.
If I buy clothes, play-mat, undies; they buy the same. Anything I buy,she will buy but she will first abuse it.
When I sow clothes with my friend,she will also look for god-daughter to wear the same cloth but oyinbo sow cloth e never do fitting.
Anybody I play with, she won't greet the person.
Any festival she won't greet me but will go outside and scream Happy festival to passerby.
If I greet her,she answer reluctantly.
Yoruba says 'ija ilara kin tan boro'.
I don show her say I be correct Ijebu girl.
Can you pound yam and make egusi soup?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 6:22pm On May 17, 2021
Orpazpjr:
Woah... This is why we have threads line this because we never know who is behind the monikers.. hope you guys bond afterwards and form a professional friendship from then on...

Blessings to the game!
Which yeye professional friendship? cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus’ Third Marriage Crashes by luminouz(m): 3:32pm On May 17, 2021
pepperdemzombie:
She is a shameless and unrepentant prostitute, that's her 4th marriage, not 3rd. Her prostitution with RMD gave her husband heart attack which led to his untimely death. The second marriage lasted for 9 months, while the 3rd lasted for just 5 months. This last one is Doris Simeon's husband whom she first lied they were business partners but sleeping with him before they eloped abroad with Doris' son.
4 marriages with same allegation-- Adultery!
4 men cannot be wrong about one woman!
shocked shocked
Crime › Re: 2 Brothers Spent 31 Years On Death Row For Rape & Murder; Get ₦31Billion In US by luminouz(m): 3:02pm On May 17, 2021
Damn. Some will pray for that kinda monetary settlement but not the hardship involved.
Fashion › Re: Black Miss Mexico, Andrea Meza Crowned Miss Universe 2021 by luminouz(m): 3:00pm On May 17, 2021
Who are those saying K up there?


That's my fuqin line undecided

N:B: Even below mine? Will have to patent this stuff
Crime › Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by luminouz(m): 2:57pm On May 17, 2021
PROPEACE:
How was it bastardised? That guy has lots of followers on Twitter many of whom are females.
So you mean some female fans believed him?
Crime › Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by luminouz(m): 2:56pm On May 17, 2021
CSTRR:
You are in the tiny minority.

Tuface even made a song about how amaka disappointed him.

A lady that does not want to fucckk should not visit a guy.

Some guys are bad enough to break down her defences and if the guilt is too much, some females may actually claim rape.
I totally agree with your last line bro
Crime › Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by luminouz(m): 2:56pm On May 17, 2021
topboss:
NO WOMAN WILL EVER SAY DAT.


I AM A BIG SPENDER.


WHO CHOP MY MONEY, IF NOT WOMEN.
*Sighs*

You are so fuqed!!!
Crime › Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by luminouz(m): 2:52pm On May 17, 2021
CSTRR:
Dey there.

You don't Know how much his name has been bastardized.
And that's exactly what she wanted..
Just to troll his life and cast doubts on him everywhere.
Some real victims of rape won't get justice with the way ladies clout chase with it these days.
Crime › Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by luminouz(m): 2:51pm On May 17, 2021
topboss:
IF SHE SAY U RAPE HER, SIMPLY SAY U DID NOT RAPE HER.


AND MAKE SURE SHE ACTUALLY GAVE U THE BUSINESS, NOT DAT U RAPED HER.


SEX IS BADDEST WEN SHE WANT IT.
Will you stop being such a diickhuh

You are off tangent.

Easy with the weeds,hommie
Crime › Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by luminouz(m): 2:47pm On May 17, 2021
topboss:
HE IS A COWARD.


I DONT BELIEVE ANY MAN SHOULD SUE A WOMAN OVER RAPE ALLEGATION.



WOMEN ARE EMOTIONAL AND DO STUPID THINGS.



AS MEN WE ARE SUPPOSE TO TOLERATE THEM AND MOVE ON.



SUING HER FOR 100MILLION IN WAT SENSE?



DOES SHE HAVE THAT MONEY OR IS SHE SUPPOSE TO PAY U WITH SEX?


ARRANT NONSENSE!
You are one weird dude.

Wait till your name is smeared publicly on tape issue and we will see what you will do
Crime › Re: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by luminouz(m): 2:46pm On May 17, 2021
CSTRR:
BTw, women that don't want to fucckkkk should stop visiting guys.

Some guys are not normal.

When a lady is visiting a guy, the only thing in the guy's head is the best method to bring down your defences and bed you.
100% of the time.
And some are not normal enough to take No for an answer.

If you don't want to fucckk, stay in your father's house.
Not all guys do that Biko. I'm proof. That a girl visited me is no excuse to start some rubbish. Some are just friends and for the ones that are not, haba, why force her when options plenty na
Pets › Re: Snake Thread ( Venomous / Non Venomous) Pics Attached by luminouz(m):
PerfectlyPerfect:
Simple, avoid all snakes and let them have right of way. Even the non-venomous ones can bite and their bite can have bacteria
I'm a scientist and I love to know that bit of knowledge. It may come in handy. I know there are differences between venomous and non venomous snakes...and I will research till I am sure.


N.B: I made some research again and the rounded pupils vs slitted vertical pupils holds true on many websites.

Another feature is venomous snakes have a triangular head shape while non-venomous have a rounded head shape.

I'm good with these two, even though they are not enough and apply to some species not all.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 12:43am On May 17, 2021
Martinez39s:
BOTH OF THEM ARE A SHAME TO THE WORLD.
I can't imagine sleeping with even my friend's ex,not to talk of his GF, no matter how whorish she is.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of 7 Years Left Me For Someone Who Got Her A Job by luminouz(m): 12:41am On May 17, 2021
Frankicent:
F*ck you bro, once again F*ck you a thousand times
Kikikikiki cheesy cheesy cheesy
Pets › Re: Snake Thread ( Venomous / Non Venomous) Pics Attached by luminouz(m): 12:40am On May 17, 2021
PerfectlyPerfect:
Totally wrong. Elapids (the family that includes cobras, kraits) and coral snakes have round pupils and are among the most venomous snakes
Reallyhuh

Thought the round/slit pupils are sound differences


So what's your take?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 10:07pm On May 16, 2021
MJBOLT:
one ended up in a wheel chair grin
Why are you this wicked naaaa?

Why u go do laugh am naaaa? He is in a bad place o.

Funny thing is, he messed up too. Both of them are guilty
Autos › Re: 2021 Pre-order Deals From Canada. by luminouz(m): 10:01pm On May 16, 2021
*sighs*

How much is 2019 Acura RDX/MDX car?
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by luminouz(m): 9:36pm On May 16, 2021
pansophist:
You go marry man? I get package for you grin
Ewoooooooo...nyamaaaaa grin


*Runs outta thread with my hands covering my ass*
Islam › Re: Beautiful Arewa Girls Celebrate Sallah With Stunning Photos by luminouz(m): 8:50pm On May 16, 2021
Why these ones who look well fed and safe?

Show me the ones at IDP camps and I will show you real beauties
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 8:48pm On May 16, 2021
gokesoye:
. Update: She didn't attend the party. I dumped her pretty ass on whatsapp
Ok...any feedback?
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by luminouz(m): 8:44pm On May 16, 2021
OyinNurse:
LOL
Yes o, I am fully married with certificate of four kids.
God will provide your own, just keep hope alive
*In shock*

Jesusssssssiiiii

grin grin grin grin grin

N.B: No mind me, just clowning around
Crime › Re: Father Of Priscilla Ojong: My Daughter Is Still Missing (Video) by luminouz(m): 8:39pm On May 16, 2021
Ritzybeauty:
It's so amazing the way you guys talk about ladies.. So delusional, am sure most of you are more powerful on the keyboard than real life
Goan sit your tiny ass down


Yen yen yen..like aboki parrot wink
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by luminouz(m): 8:32pm On May 16, 2021
SweetCuntess:
Oh well, shit happens. When a woman is faced by different options and earns but still loves and respects you as her man, you should be happy and thankful cos we have sooooo many pretenders who just wanna escape from their parents house without even knowing what marriage is all about
With a name like sweetcuntess, why should I not fear you naaaa?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of 7 Years Left Me For Someone Who Got Her A Job by luminouz(m): 8:24pm On May 16, 2021
BiggyB242:
Leave am, Nah small pikin. I go colonies the babe make alhaji still help my ministry base on cousins when we be wink wink
Naso..bad nigga cheesy
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by luminouz(m): 8:20pm On May 16, 2021
OyinNurse:
Haaaaa! This narrative gave me goosebumps. As a woman I cannot even imagine a married woman having the boldness to make declarations of love to another man in the presence of her husband. She no dey fear? If she no fear her husband, she for fear his 'eleda'. What she did will provoke any man, with blood in his veins BUT at the same time there is absolutely, irrevocably, and zero percent excuse for domestic violence so, Oga, you no try at all.
I cannot speculate as to whether she ever loved you but from this story it is obvious that she does not currently love you. Most women cannot love a man they do not respect and she no longer has respect for you. Marriage is a mystery so nobody here can tell you wether or not to divorce her but I will advice you to separate from her for now, until tempers calm down for the sake of sanctity and safety.
Nurse Oyin, please lemme know if you're married Biko. I'm available for pickup. No worries o, I am very good gentleman. Just gemme outta this country purhleeaseee! wink
Family › Re: Man Ordered To Pay His Ex Girlfriend $50,000 Per Month In Canada by luminouz(m): 8:12pm On May 16, 2021
sokkatua:
This na why i never bring my wife to Canada, no come put sand for my garri
This is your post of 2020.... Yet in your new story, you said you brought her to Canada in 2019.

Which kain confusion be this na? undecided
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by luminouz(m): 8:07pm On May 16, 2021
GboyegaD:
What province are you? Move out of province, request paternity test for your daughter and pay child support if she's yours. You necessarily need not stress yourself and leave because of this.
If you dey canada, link up with that bro and help save his mental life.

Unless the story as usual here,is a fuqin fake


N.B: See what I learned from his past posts below

sokkatua:
This na why i never bring my wife to Canada, no come put sand for my garri
This is your post of 2020.... Yet in your new story, you said you brought her to Canada in 2019.

Which kain confusion be this na? undecided
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by luminouz(m): 8:05pm On May 16, 2021
GboyegaD:
She just came in 2019 so she isn't done with her licensure. Even at that, is that a sufficient reason to cheat? Apparently, he didn't see the writing on the wall early enough.
Yeah... No sane doctor would leave her husband over job loss alone.

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