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SOZINN:
Sing hymns, Hallelujah Amen.
Invite her to the ministry
Richard Cooper said, tell your girlfriend to call her bestie and invite him over for sex. Let's see if he reprobates the offer.

Oh, no need. He can continue from where I stopped now, can't he?

mariahAngel:
Whoever can dare to kill monkeys can also kill humans.
That person is no different from that Uduak guy!

Mods, please do not take this shitty piece of shit to the front-page.
Don't encourage killings of wildlife!

Rein in your emotions dear, they are all over the place.

Yes, monkeys are like us but killing them is not cannibalism. Or even remotely compared what the uduak dude did to that poor girl. WTF!!!

They are still animals like goats or such and humans have been hunting them for hundreds and thousands of years.

Don't encourage the killing of ENDANGERED wildlife, not just any wildlife. Without killing them, they overpopulate and can cause issues with humans. Monkeys are not endangered.

That monkey, although is bushmeat, but it shares like 98% of it's DNA with you. Ain't it weird that you consumed an deadened evolutionary branch of your own specie, albeit underdeveloped? Sometimes, looking into their eyes, I see flickers of intelligence and cunning exhibited by humans. They are so like us ,in many ways.

That grasscutter looks sweet by the way. Enjoy

Martinez39s:
She told her bf and he laughed it off. What foolish things simps can't do doesn't exist.

Bro, you have no idea how fuqed up that dude is. He thinks he is being matured but that ain't right.

Lemme give you this, a girl I was dating went to her toaster's house,without telling me. I later discovered say the Bobo dragged her like tiger generator, and even wounded her clit in a haste to give her MouthAction. There was no penetrative sex involved. When I discovered, she shed tears and looked like she was sorry. I arranged my face to look like I had forgiven her but in my mind, that shiit was over. She knew instinctively too. She kept on reassuring me she had changed and I kept smiling like nothing was wrong but from the moment that stuff happened, she was dating herself. It's not about the sex for me. It's that she could so belittle herself and me to the extent of visiting her TOASTER,while having a bf. What did she think the toaster would do to her, sing hymns?

N.B: I have never been in a redpill rage phase because there was no need to. Maturity comes from knowledge and my own mum already laid the foundation for the redpill. I agree with ubunja on playing the game, not hating the players. Hatred is a negative emotion anyways and takes too much out of you. So many guys in this phase need to just look at the game and try to play, without emotions.

SOZINN:
I'm more perturbed about how she was able to kiss her friend. Like wasn't it awkward. Girls can be jocular sometimes, If I was in that situation, I could talk to a friend about it. But kiss him, eeeew, yikes.
For 10 seconds. Jeeeez.

If you call that jocular, then,I'm the mudafucking pope. They don't do anything without a reason. She fulfilled her fantasy and at the same time, pulled up a barely explanatory excuse for anyone who might discover later. It's called 'winner, winner, gimme my pounded yam, dinner' na.

How would you feel, if I say make I practise kissing on you sozinn,so I can kiss my girlfriend better later and and not have gayish tendencies? Shey u no go beat me blue-black.for such yeye talk?

Think am bro

nwaezeemmanuel:
As seen on Reddit.

She kissed her best friend, said she was practising to kiss her real boyfriend and is asking whether she cheated

Lemme share this with the men here...

Any girl who has so many male besties has issues with staying with one man(bf or husband). You can be friends with a female but not her bestie unless she is a lesbian or something. 99% of the time,it's just FWB things.

I broke up with a girl who sent her nude(close-up of pussy pic) to a male toaster(who sent his curved diick pictures to her too), not even a bestie o. She was forming very sorry and all that but I was done. Imagine if that guy was in the same room with her,as a bestie. Una go tell me say fuq no go happen?
Bestie culture was cultivated by materialistic women and supported,funded and endorsed by weak men,who under the guise of friendship, try to look for pussy. Fuq that shiit hommie.
Once I detect any trace of infidelity in a woman, I dump her like a hot poker. No second chances. No refunds.

I was nodding to their story and about to hail them when I checked pictures and I saw him kneeling and I was like WTF!!



I wish them well though

folabayo:
Lol..., u like better thing sha, no wonder you love them big bigger biggest.
2k for 2kilo

Big is ok... bigger and biggest na aseju


Oya bring the 2kilo na....u sha know my house!

Bright12660:
Please don't sell it. You making it free changed me for good. I believe there are others like me too. I have been following you since 2018 because of what you are doing, don't stop please. Thanks �

Yen yen yen...

Open ya wallets sting ass and pay.

folabayo:
Lol...na fight?

Rara o..so long you gimme fresh fish...


Let's say 2 kilos worth?

MetalJigsaw:
Bros I feel like charging some figures into your account for this truthful post. Kudos

Don't 'feel'

Just DO it.

folabayo:
1000 ways to die...
I like them big, i like them big , i like them big bold and beautiful while you are an average size , the outcome can be outrageous.

I still like them big and I'm big also


So carry your panlaa yansh comot from here

Was he too lame to push her off or what?

TopOL:
ooooh shit I think say na ALEX REPORTER...

I'm disappointed on this one

It's his ass. Check the pics and you will see him there. Na the easiest way to nail him be that. He just won't take any without his face being represented.

I'm still not clear on which mod dey push his pageants and birthday stories on FP

AlexReports...

Two FP topics today alone from you?

How much you dey give the mods na?

N.B: They say dress code na white, you wore cream....Alex whyyy naaaaaaaa!!!

Here we go again!!!



It's about to go dowwwwnnnnnn

BRATISLAVA:
After chasing and raping little girls, they come online to support pedophiles and rapists with their comments. They can never address their guilty pleasures. The modern crop of men are terrible. 90% have sexually molested a female before and will try to silence it by all means, even if it means dancing on their deeks.

Men are dangerous. Sex is their weapon of choice and violence is their only desire. The hearts of men are desperately wicked, who can know it?

Lmaooooo

Clown!!!

N.B: Check your BP Mai dear.

meenah04:
My face!!? It is un seeable.

Kikikiki....

Yinmu

meenah04:
Awwwn. Give me space make I blush small

How have you been? Dear friend

Lol...just skip all these crush stuffs and PM jor...make I even see your face sef

AlphaAlex:
lol because I’m part of them see as you assume sharp sharp

Okkkkkkkkkkk

jaydeevaa:
I work in a bank

Nice...can I send a PM?
Need your input on something

AlphaAlex:
Lol my crypto friends are all in tears

And why are you happy about their sorrow?

Fakeass nigga

meenah04:
Op. Loud it. More volume pls

I have never wear heels, and I come tall join self

Meenah babe!!!

jaydeevaa:
hahahaha...funny

You work with loan people?
Saw a thread you commented

jaydeevaa:
have u seen my head before

Yes babe...

Overweight

jaydeevaa:
I think it's legit

It's not, bighead

Angy55:
Heya

Keep quiet dia

Bola146:
I prefer being single than being in a relationship that lacks good communication God forbid!

God bless Bayo wherever he is, if not for genotype he was just too much okay for me not the ones that will never have #100 money to buy credit or can't call you for three days Or the one I met that could flash like But would prefer me
doing the calling because I want husband Mba! Most men thought I'm desperate looking for a man ( I will always be the one to call) that was why most of them took me for granted. This is new me! I can't start what I can't continue, I'll prefer to call my siblings than forcing calls on a useless man that doesn't have my time

Bola, stop all this plenty talk and call me jor

I will flash you with my Glo line. Call with your MTN.

This is very sad.

Once I shiit one strong shiit, omoh my anus tear o. Na then I knew just how tender that place is.

For a kid to suffer through that is abominable really. If I were her brother, I will find those two torch holders and off them myself.

R.I.P little one. Dem don spoil my mood this night

doggedfighter:
Even if I try it.

My agbalumo breasts won't even trend.

Don't be so humble.

sharpwriter:
Hmmmn..... luminouz

Lmaoooo


Shuuuu bro...I be gentleman ooo

See me see wahala oooo....our resident attention seeker don vex for me o. She went to another thread to quote me. Shuuuu...shey I be anderson ni?
Somebody cannot defend his brother in peace?




[quote authorpost=101830188]Snake,you are a terrible person and I knew right from day one. Mark my words I will eventually meet with Martinez but maybe by that time you won't be aware and don't mix up anything, I can never date his type as you succeeded in making the whole thing looked like(what will I do with a childish and uncivilized man like him mtcheww). Underate me at your own peril.[/quote]