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Well,mine is not there sha

Lmaoooooooo

This year bbnaija go mad...people will prefer to die so as to get into that house

gold360:
Simps please take note.

A girl isn't capable of loving. The only person a woman love is her biological children,

Guy, no one really loves you besides your own mother. Never confuse your girlfriend CONDITIONAL love to your mum natural love.

Guy, a girl owes you no love or loyalty, if you want these, PLEASE GET A DOG

AINT NOTHING LIKE GENUINE LOVE OUT THERE IN THE STREET, a girl first of all weighs what she stands to GAIN before agreeing to enter into a relationship with you (hence they always say I WILL THINK ABOUT IT)

The only creatures that are capable of displaying true love to you are your mum, dogs and very little children (infants)

Digest these pills and start being very rational with ladies because there is no middle ground in a relationship. Either you're rational (Alpha trait) or you're emotional (simp trait)

WHEN EMOTION SETS IN, LOGIC IS SWITCHED OFF simpness because inevitable

Words as precious as gold.
360 days a year. All day, everyday

This is a new year..make I no talk

fati2001:
happy new year.

Same to you fati

Zzor:
Don't start the new year with lies

No need to lie nau

Zzor:
mariga, luminouz, pcguru1, dairykidd, ziini stilmaticOG, harunawest, crackhaus why are you guys still sleeping? is it because of the illicit and unlawful sex you guys had? instead of church you guys were fornicating into the new year, go seek for deliverance

Lol...I was alone babe

Toks2008:
But wait o! I had to go look at the pics well after reading some comments and I can see that this guy must have been so love stricken that he failed to see the striking resemblance of "his kids" with the said boss which ought to have prompted him to suspect the wife.

May we not be foolish in love.

Even if he didn't notice, surely his mom,friends would have noticed just how radically different the kids are.

So none of her co-workers ever made the connections between the kids and the MD?

If it was a case of impotence, the pregnant soon-to-be-married gf cleared that up.

No woman gives birth to two kids for her boss unless she absolutely detests her husband.

It's obvious the kids are not his.

To me,they look like the Nuru dude.

New year y'all!!

Hassanmaye:
You should have also smash na on top

No need.

Once I'm done,I'm done..

Ogbotobo77:
Hi guys I don't know if I'm doing the right thing so let me share my story..
I was emotionally scarred when I was 16 by a girl in sec sch,the feeling was mutual but when ppl found out abt our chemistry,she made it seem like I was forcing myself on her and begging for her attention which wasn't true..I cut ties with her..fast forward to 2020,now I'm 20 in 200lvl,I talk with girls but just a selected few..they call me a snub and an arrogant dude cos my default facial demeanor depicts such ..I'm always tempted to enter the dating world but then I remind myself that I barely have money..my devotion is tied to making money online and reading(recently I got hooked to psychology cos of Jordan Peterson)
...sometimes when I chat with female friends, they say I don't open up though I listen to them but I hardly say much abt my personal struggles,interests etc ..the thing is d kinda convo I wanna have is an intellectual one and most tyms this girls aren't interested...beginning to think I'm a sapiosexual ...recently a female friend called me a coward cos she thinks I'm too afraid of gettn my heart broken hence my rigidity and uncompromising nature...

So house,is something wrong with me??

You are very ok...make more money and study hard.
Leave those little girls and their hungee-fuelled reverse psychology BS.

Olarewajub:
Connected light to her room?

The statement burst my kidney.

You are a bad nigga.

Shey you want her to live in darkness ni when her bf get gen and TV?

Money05:
Good evening
Please fellow TRP am new here as they say the red pill dosent find men..men finds the RP
Take me as your junior brother and I want fellow guys to read my story and give me an advice either by insults or scolding it will help me have a change of mindset
My story
I am quite an introvert who has never had a girlfriend I just have crushes and in days it dies
Until in my 300l I had a crush on an ibadan girl who just gained admission then I realized she also had a crush on me
My new roomate pushed me to her and toasted her...that's how I got my first ever girlfriend in the same hostel in the university that's in 2018 February
I loved this girl a lot as a simp but she wasn't exposed like that and was just 17
Then I knew she had two other boyfriend she has never seen b4 after I confronted her she ended up with them
Things went well we had sex in 2018 September for the first time cause she was a virgin I tried building the relationship very well I thought I had a future with her
*The story begins here*
After ASUU strike in 2019 febuary we resumed school continue our love story then a guy who was squating with his friend for the main time was toasting her and she started giving me attitude going to the guys place 24/7
Until one night I caught her kissing the guy she cried and begged and I forgave her
Since then she was a simp to me
I was avoiding her I was tough and watched her well and she showed commitment until we went home for this COVID/ASUU holiday
Then she was still crying sometimes I threaten break up till around July her phone got spoilt and she said her sister husband bought the new iphone XR for her since then attitude upon attitude
Calling me uncle sometimes
Calling me Mr sometimes
She dosent call
She started picking my flaws
She broke up first I begged a lot she accepted back but the attitude continues she stopped sending my love or telling me my bby again or saying I love you in 3 months I complained and she will eye me in video call and all
She broke up again now and the simp in me was still begging(we haven't seen since March cause of the lockdown till now)
Then I logged in her Facebook messenger and saw her begging one guy that why did you unblock me don't you love me again? I promise I will change(girl way day give me attitude day beg guy say e block am [i][/i] )
I showed her the chat and called her sister then cause the sister said I should trust her that she can't do anything bad
She was shocked and said she said she has broken up with me since and she had another person since she noticed and asked her she said she has left me since...she now said she wanted to leave but my begging just let her reconsider me(person way day cry for me if I no pick call around June o)
And she was asking me to pay her 25k for one wedding
I have sent her a lot of money and do sub for her for months during when she was giving character and still borrowed money from me days before that incident(using me as an ATM)
She called me told me to shut up o and she blocked me on WhatsApp and on call ) since last 2 weeks
People telling me she is now uploading her new boyfriend uploading videos of them together
Love na crazy feeling and have been trying to move but brothers e no easy
Let me cut it short
She still ask my cousin how I am doing
Was it the distance that cut our relationship short?
Or it was the guy that bought her a phone?
Or she just loosed the love for me and loved him?
Cause when we resume on January 18 we will see in same hostel not that am not okay I have a gen and TV and live well in school I even connected light to her room
Will the love spark again when we see?
How will I move on?
Advice your new junior fellow brothers

This is where I love coming in like a coked up mudafucker!!!!


LISTEN YOUNGER BRO OF MINE...

Are you ready to listen to the hard ass bitter as fuq truth? This pill is bitter bro...but in the end,it will turn to sweet in your tummy.


Now,on this your case. You let your guard down by begging her. She shit tested you and you failed it. You should have ignored her after her attitude BS but you begged!! Very wrong fuqin Move. You don't beg for love as a king, you are the prize mudafucker!!!

She kissed a mudafucker and you forgave her? Wrong move bro. Never forgive that. There are two ways to treat that scenario. Outright breakup or you sling her along, draining her of resources and time,while rolling with another woman,who deserves you. You forgiving her made her know you can tolerate her BS. Didn't you see that guy that blocked her ni? Dude is redpill as fuq and didn't put ya gf on any pedestal bro.

Solutions:
1. Just know you don't have a gf again and forget everything about her. Hard to do? Well, think of that nigga's dick slamming her pussy inside out,while you begged her and her attitude..and I can guarantee your heart will harden quickly. If not, slam ya fists on the wall till they bleed and you should be about fine
When y'all resume, disconnect her light and act like she is dead or something. Concentrate on ya goals and keep ya grades up. Dress well,look fit and in no time, girls will come to CHOOSE you. Don't mope on her bro,unless you think you are so useless that no other girl out there deserves you,except that cheating gf of yours.

Do these things and in a month, you will look back and wonder what dafuq you saw in her anyway that made you open ya mouth to toast her.

A new year starts tomorrow... Start afresh with it bro.


#luminouznuggets#

Arrewa:
It had been investigated and the hotel was found guilty of holding such party... Involving teenagers and even underage.

That's why the Hotel was demolished!!

God bless Arewa!!

Will you keep quiet?


Yen yen yen everytime

FRANKOSKI:
SUCH ATTITUDE GOT ME UNCOUNTABLE FREE PUSSIES.

Welcome back mudafucker!!!

Biglittlelois:
Lol you should be married by now to know the bolded, I know I should too

But you are not....

Because you continuously refused to PM me.

I like the dude

Why the kneeling Dou?

I thought Tanzanians have huge asses!!!

longetivity:
D for Dick

Bad guy ���

Abimloaded:
Fact that she's stingy made me locked up on her TOTALLY.
The billings wouldn't just stop coming from the stingy lady.

She's out of my profile and she knows it already.

Good that you took a step away from her.
Any woman who desires shiit should work hard and get it herself. And if she is a stingy type,she should work twice as hard.

Nice one

It's a good day to be swallow some redpills y'all

Last day of the year things.

Let's start the new year with laser-like focus on our goals and dreams mehn.

Abimloaded:
As in en, from needing urgent 35k for apprenticeship to needing some funds to buy shoes, I want to get a new wig but the money isn't complete, I saw these bags on a friend's status which I like. She'd bombard my DM with different pictures of bags and shoes, I need to make my hair...
At times , it's Internet data subscription that's exhausted...

I started wondering, this lady was doing all these things for herself by herself before seeing my Luno App o.

Funnily enough, she's working and earns some bucks. She's never spent her #100 on me before. She always claiming she's broke, that's after missing my calls and flashing to acknowledge missing the calls and wanting to notify of her availability for my calls.

I understand; mentally broke.

You dey try my guy. All these billings from a stingy woman?
Lol...for me,it doesn't matter what she needs, if she has two hands,two legs and a job...she should get it herself, especially if she is stingy.

i926:
Things are happening

Curving him for 10 fvcking years and she's probably yet to develop a feeling for the poor dude.


Marriage issa scam. Your woman will get down with you just to be called "Mrs. Luminouz" with zero love.

Lol@ Mrs luminouz

That geh doesn't love that guy. No one curves a high SMV male for that long. She is just settling for him due to time or heartbreaks.

HuntSon:
This is one of the reasons why most women prefer being single moms because phew!!!!!!!!

You can't even take properly care of the so called "expired newspapers" but you're here running your mouth, bitch ass men!

Damn...you so feisty you clog up my phone's pores.


Easy on the emotions...have mercy on your BP.

Bornsinner7:
Something is wrong with this celebrities

This Yul guy smoked Benin weed..

Children molesting themselves in boarding school is never a problem of Nigeria.. There are numerous problems in Nigeria that need tackling.. insecurity for instance..

Very myopic of you

Sad....but we dey try tell men to alpha/redpillup na

Lagosinter1:
No connection between semen retention and success.

Stop reading bullshits.

Did you read the suggested chapters or you are here to show us something else?

mattfeuter:
“Ain’t no such things as half way crooks”.

Clearly, you still have a lot to learn brethren.

Experience they say, is the best teacher. . . . . .

Bro,let him be na.

Habaaaaa.

MJBOLT:

Lol...that woman is courting with death.

HandsomeBlack:
Hmmm.
A rich guy can come from abroad and head straight to marry a semi-educated girl in the village. Same is not true for the ladies. An educated and/or financially independent lady will seldom marry a man who has not attained her level of academic/financial status.
Naturally, she desires to marry a man that is higher than her in status or at least in same status with her. Unfortunately, most African husbands can't stand the guts of a wife that is better than them academically or financially because the later will revolt the traditional headship and control exercised by the former, thereby bruising his ego often.

On mudafucking point