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MrLucifer:
@ TheUndercover thank you for compiling this thread, I also need it so I appreciate.

But there's something about nairaland antispam bot, if more people keep dropping emails, this thread might get flagged, then draw unwanted attention (MOD), Which might lead to the closing of this beautiful thread.

If anybody needs the file, they should PM you, it's less messier that way.
Or there's a way some tech guys do it, they upload the file to cloud storage, drop the link, then whoever needs it goes there to download it.

This our thread is too valuable to even risk it been shutdown, so let's reduce the amount of emails being dropped, Thankyou.

I second this.
Let's do the PM route. Or we risk being banned.

Cc. Undercover

CSTRR:
After three weeks of trying to teach myself python programming language with serious headaches.

I am finally getting It.

#learningaskill.

PM me....
Let's learn together

Sixfeetbelle:
Don't tempt me.


For your dinner, sorry I can't make it. Things are very expensive in the market now and you didn't give me money for food. Will you eat noodles? It's 250

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Lol... Noodles? 2 Hungry man packs I hope?

waywardpikin:
I get what you mean, but he FIRED her, not the other way around. There is a difference and it should remain that way.

Togoda01, during the lockdown this year I was fooling around on tinder for a minute. Met this girl Jessica, not my spec, she was thick and plump, somewhat sèxy I guess, and she'd taken a liking to me.

Should would video call me on WhatsApp and while we were talking, she would be licking her lips and making all those facial expressions, trying to hard to be sèxy or whatever. I found the whole thing to be childish cos to me she really wasn't all that.

She would ask me what I thought of her bòobs or her àss and I'd tell her they were okay or warn her to stop asking me rubbish. Always fishing for compliments. She would sigh and say:

"I don't know why I like you so much. You are lucky I swear."

I go raise eyebrow like, who be this one?

Eventually we got around to discussing her coming over and stuff. Then she started saying no sex. I said no wahala. But she kept raising the topic over and over again emphasising on the no sex thing. I had to warn her to stop abeg, and not come if she didn't want to, say no be by force. After all, I had already assured her that I had no interest in having sex with her, especially as she wasn't my type.

I told her that if she came around I would give her a very long rope and I left a caveat that:

If after she visits and leaves, if she dares open her mouth and complain later that I didn't touch her at all, that Ogun will kill her.

We agreed on a date. She'd come around 10 or 11 am. No wahala.

On the morning of said day I called her to find out where she was and if she'd left her house and the idiot busied my call.

Imagine the audacity? I didn't call her again I just locked up.

Na so the matter end. After a few days this girl started sending me messages, commenting on my WhatsApp status. I ignored for days, then she asked if I didn't want to talk to her again. I told her she has plenty guys she talks to, that she should talk to them cos I see her WhatsApp statuses and it's all these kind of girls with plenty male 'besties'. She say no be so, I say na she sabi.

Even for her to explain why she busied my call, she had no explanation. Girls just want to do stùpid and senseless shìt to you and they expect you to take it like a man, however, they ALWAYS find it hard to enjoy a taste of their own medicine.

Long story short, it rained heavily one day. Na so this girl just call me out of the blues.

"Who is this?"

"It's Jessica."

"Jessica who?"

"Jessica now."

"Jessica from where?"

"Jessica now... from Tinder."

"Okaaaaay... FAT Jessica. What's up now?"

"Fat? Am I fat? I'm not fat now."

"What do you want?"

"Are you at home? I'm around your area."

I was shocked and had to stare at my phone. So this girl thinks she can just call me up from nowhere and I will jump? Did she think I have nothing better to do?

I told her I wasn't home and told her that if she needed to see me she needed to book an appointment in advance. You don't just call someone up out of the blues and expect the person to jump at your behest. The girl was shocked and I wondered why. Probably, no guy had ever put her off like that. They always think that at the prospect of getting laid, all guys lose their senses, cos I know that it was konji that was driving her to call my phone.


I was chilling at home that day, without a care in the world.


XOXO.

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I love the fat Jessica part!!?

You gave her something to do when she sees her mirror

Sixfeetbelle:
One day, when I'm completely fed up with you and your incessant demands about being hungry and needing food, I will hack you to death with an axe, slice your body into smaller parts with a knife and either boil, steam or grill them before disposing them off in a garbage can.



What would you like for dinner?

Lmaoooooooo.....the first paragraph had me guffawing. You got jokes babe.

For dinner? Something ballsy with egusi/okazi soup

2dice01:
Someone flew to and fro her Nysc camp from in the East to Lagos to come see my Paddi before the lockdown
Up your Game Bruh
Na you go dey runaway from girls

Wait tell us what exactly you want ?

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Edit the quote na

Bola146:
See enough enjoyment

Hana Bola...it's just Eran Malu naaaaa

As in...eran Malu...

Lemme give you igala meat na

baby124:
Why are you following me up and down. Do you want to be my second husband? My bride price is N10bn. My husband will collect it. I am more than capable in including you in my harem.

Nyama

Sixfeetbelle:
Of course. Blame women and feminism for failed marriages. Typical of men to shift blames than take responsibility.

As you're playing the blame game, don't forget randy men who sleep with anything in skirt, as if marital vows are a joke. Don't forget irresponsible men who only know to exert their power by being physically violent to their family. Don't forget lazy men who has lost the culture of being a man, men who wants a woman to be doing what a man should do. Don't forget.

Bla bla bla....

Goan make dinner...I'm hungry

baby124:
You are young. Baby mama is worse 100x than marriage. You cannot deprive a woman of stability and expect to enjoy your child. She will use that child against you. The frustration will be 100/100. It’s best to stay away from women and children if you cannot stand commitment. Women can manipulate their children 90% of the time.

Lies

armyofone:
I tell you!! Why not give her life time ownership of the house just for the sake of your children’s wellbeing ?
Men!!

And how do you know they are his kids?

Do you even know why he initiated divorce in the first place?

johnpablo541:
Marital property includes all property either spouse bought during the marriage. It does not matter whose name is on the title. For example, if a couple bought a home, but only the husband’s name was on the deed, the wife would still be entitled to some of the value of the home if they were to get a divorce.

In Nigeria? Nope


That dude knew what he talked of

baby124:
Very stupid man. That your children live there alone is enough for you to forget that property and go and find somewhere to live. That side chick will chop your money and leave you almost dead. Then you will start trying to force yourself on these same children. God knows that I will make a wicked child so he did not give me this kind of parents.

Just calm down. I can hear your BP from here. It's fuqin loud babe

She is fully ripe mudafucker!!!


Heard she is 15



Not ripe Niko.

genius43:
Floating window is there.

The new font is on the Chinese ROM not Global ROM

Next time take this kind of questions to the main thread.

You are derailing this thread

Thank you....sorry for derailing. Any further questions will be on the main thread.

lamidiinjury:
One guy die for my street, na guys full there bury the guy I no see any girl or woman around the burial ground even though na only the guy they go put inside the coffin but why the guys that may not even enjoy the guy money get closer to him till enter ground, where are the females he spent money on?? I tried to check around to see if I can see any girl.. behold they stay far far place crying

Sir I don they dey okay now emotional ;
If I'm still where I used to simp in the next 3month I will personally ask for your number and come to ibadan for better beating... thank you

I just wanna say thanks to the op, and all the guys contribute to this thread I'm beginning to see clearly now
Thank you

Uwc bro...

genius43:
Poco X3 and Mi Note 10 lite uses the same sensor. In some condition the X3 does better

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Hello bro....


Just got a new RN9 3 days ago.... I saw a new update to miui12 and I completed the update. I'm not seeing any changes at all, especially the new font. I still have the old font. Can't see any floating windows effect too.

What do you think is wrong?

Shamelessman01:
Se mojo charity


So yesterday I decided to hangout with this lady. So we went to this bar but unfortunately due to the man united game the place was filled to brink (Don't know people still watch man u match).

So we had to look for another place that's how we saw this derelicted bar with nobody inside. We had no choice than to settle there. The only Drink they had was trophy just imagine.

So to the reason I opened this thread, am a very coded person and as I dey with the babe I just dey scope am na so this barman (he's the type that likes to form familiarity) come stand for our back dey shook mouth for our talk. I felt really angry. I felt like shouting at him, I just told the babe that we should leave after some minutes.

Like what rubbish, I came to chill codedly with babe, you dey put mouth for our yarn. so guys if this happen to you will you get angry or was I Wrong to be angry because I am an introvert?

That you came online to rant about this shows you are meeeeeehhhhhh. Whatever happened to telling the so-called barman to bounce?.

Why are you even asking us what we would have done?

Shameless man

doggedfighter:
Where I hail from , my mom said you don't own the child of a woman you didn't pay bride price on her head.

I once witnessed children taken away from a man all because he met a woman and started breeding.

I'm not advocating bride price though.

Just thinking aloud

Maybe these ones are lucky.

Thats like igbo tradition...the yorubas don't believe in all that bride price stuff and also, no one takes away their kids,so long they perform their roles as fathers.

humilitypays:
Sometimes in life, after you have acquired money and fame, you will start to feel empty, you will start to search for companies here and there, this is where having a good spouse and children helps. I am almost in that stage of life now, and that's one good thing Nairaland is doing, helping to keep us company and help us fight off



Money is good, but my people I want to confess to you all, money is not everything. As you search for money pls try and get yourself a good and caring spouse, it helps. Life is boring if u have all the money and no spouse and kids to play, make jokes and laugh together

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Oga goan marry and be happy na. You dey give advice on wetin u never do before ni?

tobechi74:
Since I gave birth, my husband no longer give me the attention he used to. He spends more time at work. When he finally gets home, he quicky goes to bed to prepare for the next day. We engage in superficial discussion-the bills, our son, the neighbors, the house etc. He rarely comments on my outfit. There are times I would move around naked yet he would not mutter a world. He would be physical present with me yet thinking of his work. Sex was mechanical. He did not care If I cummed.He would sleep off afterwards. I cannot bear the neglect. I have tried to give him subtle hint as a woman. He is unable to interpret my signs. I have come out openly yet he plays it down. I got no choice but to proboki him The other day, I nagged bitterly. He walked out of the house. Every attempt I make shuts him down.I just came back from work and he did not bother to ask how work went. He fixed his eyes on the television screen watching a soccer match. I tried initiating a conversation with him but his eyes are fixed on the screen while giving me monosyllabic reply. I couldn’t take it anymore.

“GBAM”

I hit the television screen with a kitchen pistle until it blacked out. For the first time, he gazed his eyes toward my direction. He rushed me like an angry lion pouncing on its prey . I was unable to count the series of slaps and punches that landed on my face. I passed out and found myself in the hospital. I was bedridden for three days.

I came back home and met a changed man. He apologized for laying his hands on me. I still felt pain from the beating. He served me breakfast in bed. He would call me thrice while at work to know how I was faring. Knowing he was thinking of me while at work made me blush. He reminded me of the days we courted. I felt desired once again. I continued giving him the silent treatment for two weeks. I wanted to enjoy his affection while it lasted. I finally accepted his persistent apology.Our made up sex was fantastic. My satisfaction was his concern. He cuddled me afterwards. I have learnt that damaging what he cherishes most and receiving the beating of my life was the only way to get back the love we once had.It is a matter of time before he begins to ignore me again. Next time, I would break his car windscreen.

Nice lies mama.

EmekaBlue:
Your time is also coming to shine. People will hardly believe when u say u just launched Bugatti

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EmekaBlue:
Na small thing na to announce.

I bought my boys 2 PS5 last week so they won't fight for games to play

Oh yeah?


Na lies go kee u emekared

Zzor:
I don't know how to buy man things

U stingy ass woman


Buy me PS5 or we are done!!!!

PCG001:
tɦɨs ɨs ʝʊst a sզʊaʀɛ-sɦaքɛɖ քɨɢɢʏ ɮaռҡ, aҡa ҡօʟօ. ʏօʊ'ɖ ɮɛ tʀʏɨռɢ tօ քʀɛss tɦɛ ɖaʍռ ɮʊttօռs aռɖ ɛʟɛċtʀɨċɨtʏ աɨʟʟ ʐaք ʏօʊʀ ʄɨռɢɛʀ.



ɨռ ʄaċt, tɦɨs aɨռ't ռօ ATM, tɦɨs ɨs a քօքċօʀռ ʍaċɦɨռɛ!

Oh fuq U!!!

Finnese001:
Farm tool


Still woring at 43

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Lol....

Did she use ya pussy ni?

Zzor....when are you buying mine?

Kriss216:
If this is her only offence, then, I think you're been insecured and unnecessarily naive.

Another typical woman comment. No sane guy gets angry on that alone. She obviously still either contacts the ex, views his statuses or comments on his picture and lastly, MENTIONS the mudafvcker every time they have a disagreement for comparison sakes.

BRATISLAVA:
There's a new thread where a Nigerian nurse is dead. Are you there celebrating and dropping your opinion? You will love the environment there.

Read the news before it came on NL.

All I know is no loving husband kills his dutiful nurse of a wife, without some big ass issues from her. He is a doctor and a pastor too...only God knows what he endured all these years from her. What I heard about Nigerian nurses abroad can fill an armor tank......

Or I could be all wrong and he just went mad due to devilish forces or village people. If I had seen his spirit, I would have asked him directly

BRATISLAVA:
Alpha male and red pill men endorse these two men. They will soon come and conjure reasons why she was raped. Even if you show then the video, they will say she enjoyed it. Others will try to downplay other rape allegations. The "there is something she did to this man to pain him so much, fear woman" crew will soon arrive.

You will see them secretly happy.

The way you weaponize your emotions is legendary.