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Romance › Re: I’m Beautiful Please..luminouz you once call me beautiful by luminouz(m): 3:48pm On Dec 08, 2020
lefulefu:
see wetin? i no see anything cheesy
Wait o...I no see too na....

Make I see my own dick online na grin
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:10pm On Dec 08, 2020
You are right. The only time I have seen where women deviate from the norm is when love/husband or kids are involved. Then, what they practice is 'ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR'

Believing a woman's word without vetting it is pure suicide. I don't do such.

Martinez39s:
Women understand and are sceptical about each other and they don't trust themselves, but stupid simps will take a woman's word hook, line and sinker to throw their fellow men under the bus. Women will always support each other against men, but men will throw each other the bus for women. Simps need to wake the hell up.
Health › Re: Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccine:Margaret Keenan Is 1st In world To Get It by luminouz(m): 1:04pm On Dec 08, 2020
Cool... grin
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 12:59pm On Dec 08, 2020
Martinez39s:
Women understand each other. Yesterday, I was eavesdropping on my mum's and sister's discussion about the Channels news staff that allegedly beat up his wife. My sister told my mum the news, and my mum said IMMEDIATELY "women have sharp mouth, who knows what she could have been telling the husband." Yeh! grin The discussion went on and on and my mum dropped another one "It's probably accumulated anger from all the insult and verbal abuse she might have been dishing the husband. Maybe her salary was bigger than the husband and she was insulting him because of it."

If I said I was shocked by the secret women talk, I would be a liar. Women don't trust each other, but simps and team "I am a 'real' man" will trust a woman in the name of love ("there is no love without trust" nonsense). Women understand each other yet they don't trust each but you want to trust them and #believeallwomen, who you be sef? Some simps even crucified the reporter even though they never listened to his side of the story.

grin grin grin

CAPSLOCKED, Yamiriflathead, Ubunja, GLYCOLYSISS, oyolohi, MJBOLT, caveadullam, pansophist, ichidodo, Dpsychologist.
Lol, women know what they do wrong na. They all do. But outside where men are, they pretend otherwise and heap the blame solely on the man.
Family › Re: Help: My Younger Brother Disrespects Me Alot by luminouz(m): 12:19pm On Dec 08, 2020
Thats because he is taller and stronger than you.
Romance › Re: I’m Beautiful Please..luminouz you once call me beautiful by luminouz(m): 11:37am On Dec 08, 2020
Zzor:
Your disgusting nudes? mtchewww. you can deceive everyone but not me, you sent her nudes and she exposed you by releasing it but the post was quickly taken down but very few people already saw it before it was taken down
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Cmon babe! Admit it...you crave to see my big black dick... grin grin grin..............


Oponu omo undecided undecided undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Bukola And Toyin Saraki Celebrate 29th Wedding Anniversary (Throwback Photos) by luminouz(m): 8:25am On Dec 08, 2020
AbiodunJane7a:
Lovely couple embarassed to marry con de hungry pesin
Only you biko. Not me grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What My Black Lips Caused Me During An Interview Today by luminouz(m): 7:25am On Dec 08, 2020
WoundedLamb:
In Nigeria, maybe. In Canada, it's against the law to ask age, sexuality and some few other personal details.
Illegal to ask about age? shocked
Romance › Re: How I Met A Nairaland Simp Who Is Begging For Contact After Sending Me Just 70k by luminouz(m): 7:15am On Dec 08, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:
Aswear bro one need to use his brain here wink

Jusss see the way those bitch dey do anyhow, they can jusss spoil someone's future with all this shit , the best way is to dey your dey,

As i dey here , I don't give a forrkkk about anybody, i say what i wanna say,


Sometimes e dey always do me like shey this nairaland boys no get girls around nii


Even girls plenty pass women so na me one girl go dey catch cruise on top my head ,grin

Anyway all is well, nah this boys causes it and they will switch to there main account to bash them,


Me SILENTandSMART, haa omo we different sha wink

Bro jusss be careful cus i don think say you're the one oo grin
He is not the one. Can't be the one,ever.
That OP lies about everything na. She creates controversy to feel good.
Romance › Re: My Email Chatroom With Mr L The 70k Nairaland Man by luminouz(m): 7:04am On Dec 08, 2020
Nazgul:
But this screenshot doesn't prove anything as regarding your claims.

Credit alert of the 70k along with chats of you acknowledging the money from him would suffice.
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Lmaoooo....that geh made me laugh out aloud aswear. .

She just loooves making shiit up grin
Romance › Re: I’m Beautiful Please..luminouz you once call me beautiful by luminouz(m): 6:57am On Dec 08, 2020
Casalindal:
I have been silent I have watched luminouz speak low of me. You so fake I call you that because you are a lying bitch ass man. A year ago you addressed me as beautiful I got receipts.. to even think you don’t even had the shamed and hide your face.

Well it’s fine. keep deceiving those people who do not know you to be the biggest simp of all time, I will not drag words with you I got your receipts and I will expose you keep coming for me your nudes are saved in my cloud
You be confirmed werey! grin grin

So you dont wanna expose lefulefu again, na me abi? Mumu geh. Oh,so you have my nudes in ya cloud.now? Where were they before that you couldn't share, the moon? The stars? Andromeda Galaxy? grin grin grin

The first screenshot was me quoting you when you insulted someone,likely nwaamaikpe. He doesn't reply mentions.

The second screenshot is not with my moniker on it and beautiful is a word like dear or sisi or babe. If thats what they used to take your virginity. Sorry oh.

Zzor babe, you wish you had access to my fuqin nudes,dont you? grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How I Met A Nairaland Simp Who Is Begging For Contact After Sending Me Just 70k by luminouz(m): 11:29pm On Dec 07, 2020
lascos912:
how could some people be stupid as this

sending someone you don't know a huge amount of money,not even sure maybe is a woman
Na you sound simple bro. Cuz u believe anything on social media as truth
Romance › Re: How I Met A Nairaland Simp Who Is Begging For Contact After Sending Me Just 70k by luminouz(m): 11:26pm On Dec 07, 2020
lefulefu:
So why u quoting me? abi am i the guy who sent u 70k for ur contacts grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
chai nl grin
pls if u need to forge a receipt claiming this is the money i sent to u at least my real name and the name of my bank that i use here would show in the receipt grin
thank God i havent sent anybody any money from nl even though some ppl from nairaland send me mails asking for money cheesy
My instinct is on point
That fuqin looney wanted to razzle you.
She did same to me. You called her out like a man. Watch as she fades away like the mist before the early morning sunrise. Cuz she no get proof.
Romance › Re: How I Met A Nairaland Simp Who Is Begging For Contact After Sending Me Just 70k by luminouz(m): 11:22pm On Dec 07, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:
lol ,, hahahaha grin

lefefulefu no need to deny man grin


hahahaha , but bro you suppose dey xup before sending the cash wink

i know say 70k nobe money ajeh, the thing wey 1 dollar don turn to #500 many nah jusss 15 dollars you go drop self wink, the money no plenty, cus of where you dey
,

but this bitch is stupid you suppose dey your dey,

no need to deny bro , nah normal thing, shit happens sometimes, this bitch is jusss stupid,

i don figure out something wink you're the one man no stress , dats juss a lesson

anyway all is well bro,
.
What's this one saying bayi?..

Lefulefu that I know will send that attention grouper 70k? Cuz she be what? Regina or Rihanna?


I.know you teasing him sha grin
Romance › Re: How I Met A Nairaland Simp Who Is Begging For Contact After Sending Me Just 70k by luminouz(m): 11:18pm On Dec 07, 2020
NoFucksToGive:
These men you listed can't afford to eat three times a day talkless so sending babe 70k

Na one guy dey pretend to be woman dey write this fake story
You will.never make heaven, you this he-goat!!!! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 9:00pm On Dec 07, 2020
Juliearth:
Nice! Why not publish it here on nairaland? Do you mind sharing the excerpts with me??


As for the last offer lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided
Why on earth will I publish my whole supernatural experience here? shocked
I'm talking of a proper book with ISBN and all that jazz na...

Share which excerpts with you? See long throat o grin..

Lol@last offer. Enjoy the nightmares alone babe wink
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 8:55pm On Dec 07, 2020
Juliearth:
It seems that I may not be sleeping in my room this night. embarassed
Told ya. I kept some others to myself so people won't totally freak dafuq out....

I'm currently writing a book about it(though I'm being lazyass about it, but I'm around a 100 pages already). Hopefully, people can get the finished or published version.
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Why not coman sleep in my room tonight? Nothing can harm u when I'm there! grin
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 8:24pm On Dec 07, 2020
Juliearth:
Thanks but no!
grin
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Crime › Re: Eniye Zuokemefa-Peter Arrested For The Murder Of Her Husband, Enebraye Zuokemefa by luminouz(m): 7:40pm On Dec 07, 2020
Raychee:
grin grin
Don't be shy o wink
Crime › Re: Eniye Zuokemefa-Peter Arrested For The Murder Of Her Husband, Enebraye Zuokemefa by luminouz(m): 7:30pm On Dec 07, 2020
Raychee:
Why are couples resorting to killing each other these days? Marriage is not by force haba huh
..

Coman test it with me na grin
Celebrities › Re: Temmie Ovwasa: YBNLPrincess Meets Olamide As They End Beef by luminouz(m): 7:25pm On Dec 07, 2020
dominique:
There's some not quite right with this girl
I trust your nose on this one sis! grin
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On Dec 07, 2020
Juliearth:
I think you are lucky, but I do not want to share in this kind of luck.
..........


Dony you worry. I have other things that you can share from. wink
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 6:31pm On Dec 07, 2020
Juliearth:
This one

https://www.nairaland.com/3926575/experience-supernatural-ghost-spirits-exist/5




Scared? Not at all. There is always something to learn.
..

Yeah, thats me alright.
Enjoy.
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 6:14pm On Dec 07, 2020
Juliearth:
Okay, thank you! I am hooked on one of your threads here.
Lol...which one?..

Hope you dont get scared of ghost stories at night sha grin
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Ghost by luminouz(m): 6:03pm On Dec 07, 2020
Juliearth:
Mind shedding more light about this creature?
Its just about an old legend I heard from my grandma. The creature has a tiny mat of inestimable value. If you can snatch it from him or somehow get it, he would keeping crying and disturbing you to.return it. All you need to do is to.ask.for what you want most. The creature will grant you or teach you or show you or give you whatever you want, in exchange for the.mat. But you just have one chance or one request.
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Before And After Weight Loss Photos by luminouz(m): 4:53pm On Dec 07, 2020
tellwisdom:
De deceive yourself
Dont be jealous

Oya chop meat

Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Before And After Weight Loss Photos by luminouz(m): 4:28pm On Dec 07, 2020
tellwisdom:
PEOPLE LIKE YOU NO DE EVER GET MONEY. Why don’t you spend that time you waste at the gym, hustling??
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Its myopia that is worrying you na or.else how do you conclude I dey gym 24/7 or I dey idle?

Just say you like your potbelly like that...I no dey fight you na grin
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Before And After Weight Loss Photos by luminouz(m): 4:02pm On Dec 07, 2020
meobizy:
Physical exercise is never an option for these lazy Nigerian women. Mscheew. I blame Yoruba boys, last last, one will see a guy with model looks who hits the gym religiously chasing fatsos. If you want a fat female, why bother to work out in the first place?
You get am bro...I.dey gym dey sweat build biceps, getting six packs and looking MUDAFVCKING good...and one fat tummied, flabby chinned woman with an appetite for 6 fufu and 10 eggs will now choose me as her ideal man?


Nope...Nada...meeoooow undecided undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Before And After Weight Loss Photos by luminouz(m): 4:00pm On Dec 07, 2020
Seriously, seriously and seriously....
Who is she? shocked
Romance › Re: How I Met A Nairaland Simp Who Is Begging For Contact After Sending Me Just 70k by luminouz(m): 3:58pm On Dec 07, 2020
Zzor:
it's definitely luminouz, he once sent her his nudes and she showed us here, ask around.
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Stop quoting me na,abi I sent you nudes too grin grin

How do you like my big,fat veiny dick? tongue tongue tongue..
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Oponu omo grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How I Met A Nairaland Simp Who Is Begging For Contact After Sending Me Just 70k by luminouz(m): 3:55pm On Dec 07, 2020
lefulefu:
someone is saying a moniker with L sent her money and now u dey ask for money cheesy
biko i no want wahala grin
b4 i send something now then another random thread go come up that i sent money to one girl and was requesting her to post her underwear by DHL grin.
....

Lmaoooo...nawa grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How I Met A Nairaland Simp Who Is Begging For Contact After Sending Me Just 70k by luminouz(m): 3:55pm On Dec 07, 2020
lefulefu:
that was just trolling.maybe luminouz pmed her but to be sending nudes ...nah luminouz no be like that.
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Lmaoooo...you dey mind that zzor hypocrite. She always had it for me na.....she no like me at all cuz I dey tackle her feministic BS.

I told the casamalu geh to post my pic and my dick and I will deactivate from NL forever. Maybe she will do that tmoro sha grin

That geh like trolling like mad,always creating nonsense topics.

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