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skales67:
Easy Madam. If you read carefully, you'd see where i said there are still some men who err and there are some wives and single mothers who are still good. This is not about making me appear manly in anyway

You dont need to bother with that girl. I have her locked down, she is my babe. She was just lonely then but I have fixed her now. She is good

Now, get to the storytelling part bro...I'm eager to read some stories


Cc. Sixfeetbelle

davidswhales:
Lol.. so what would you say about someone who's trying to build abs and look nice? What is he trying to get @? Who is he trying to impress?
Ubunja said most of the artists in Nigeria sing blue pill songs, why? Cos most of their fans are girls, even if some of them are redpilled inside.
It's just business, they all wanna make fame, make profit that's just it

I dont think any sane man would say he builds lean abs just for women. There is just this healthy dose of dopamine you have when you look and feel good. The health benefits are limitless. A woman's attentions are just bonuses on that.
Surely, we all know by now that looks alone dont get women or these fat politicians would die of blue balls.

Arrewa:
Not just south Kaduna... Zamfara and kastina villages!

But as for Elrufai....!!

He is the smartest governor in the north!

And one of the most hardworking governor in Nigeria!

Dear Elrufai continue developing Kaduna State!

We are solidly behind you!

I dont get you bro. If yesufu were to be a southerner, you will be all over yelling and ranting, but she is one of your own...or is she a southerner or a blind woman?

Oya coman give testimonies ooo

How.many people don buy OP rice...I want to hear your views naaaa

Jenticles:
We don suffer o, God help us o na fat we fat o, we no kill person o. Its well.

Lol..you ain't that fat jare!!!

Are you married?

TecM0:
Now this is SWAT not the other ones

You mean Nigerian "SUWAT"


U wicked bro

AltMon3:


Wahala everywhere for Nigeria. Na so Benue youths dey protest incessant missing of penis in the state today sef

Wahala for who him penis miss

Are u fuqin serious?

mickelkingz:
that's they way.. would like to see the photos u sent her

You want his pictures sent to you bro?

LightAunt:
Depression is real.
Please everyone reading this should try to check up on friends and family, especially if you haven't heard from them in a while.

Really?

I'm waiting for your check up naaa

Administration1:
Inasmuch as I would like to buttress your point, but it's necessary I share my story.
I just moved into this area due to work(transfered to cover a colleague who was killed in the line of duty), I started searching for a place to always drink my beer, I stated from a roadside kiosk that serves chilled Heineken to the most happening club in the area.
I noticed a young lady who according to my fellow beer drinkers is a very devout Christian, she comes to buy fufu late at night and something else which I never knew as the kiosk owner already wraps it for her even before she arrives.

We crossed paths , linked up and I happen to visit her, and in the course of discussion I found out that she is a single mum. We finally had sex, by before that she told me the story of her life, how the person who got her pregnant abandoned her bla bla bla. She ran away from him because he was always drinking before coming home.

I decided to keep her as a "sure" sex object, as we never got to date officially, when I am drinking beer at my normal spot, she comes buys her "black nylon bag" thing and goes home, when I go home, with my alcoholic breath, I still make love to her.

One day, I asked her, why she didn't reject nor push me away when I come stoned drunk with alcohol and we still make love, her response was that, it's my life, yet she like the smell, stupid me, I believed.

... I'll update later as I am in a terrific traffic

Are you driving?

If not, traffic gives you enough time to update us na... I'm here for stories mehnnnn!!!

Ebhod20:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhB6EEd72hg

Is it konfu or Kung Fu


Nawa o.... Konfu ko...fufu ni

Juliusmalema:
You are just making noise.


So people should continue to be slaughtered because one man gave order for such to be?


How is he different from buhari?

The Queen geh story you posted is false. The bullet was a stray that entered through the closed door of her shop. Her fiance was there with her at the time and he took her to the hospital. Though regrettably she died but from your narrative, one would think she was singled out and murdered in cold blood.

Haba, there is way you present your story that is designed to make it seem as if y'all are being witch hunted!! Thats bad. When ipob was running amok, I saw many people here supporting them. Thats bad too.

binary007:
That was how I was in the Bar this weekend watching Arsenal vs Manchester United... The lady serving drinks was just nagging endlessly how her husband wouldn't give her money for her father's burial that man is wicked and his children which also happen to be her children would do the same thing to him.... Plenty swear, trust me! One would have been moved to open a GoFundMe account for her but I wasn't buying any of it at all... If fact I was getting pissed off.

God vindicated me when one of her fellow co-worker told her that is it no just last month that he gave you money for rent? She replied by saying that was before her father died.
Madam , was he the one that killed your father?
Sebi its your father that died!
She earns 15k monthly and she is talking of killing a cow for the party.
I just left the bar for another bar before I start fighting another man's battle.

Your last sentence knocked me into giggles.

When it comes to women, its always good to be logical and listen to both sides of the story.

pcguru1:
Financial security for some and for most, it's because they know time is coming, so whoever is interested they go, reasons why you see couples having marital issues because they are mostly likely not somehow they wanted to end up with, maybe the person was responsible until their feelings get complicated, and you know how women can be with their feelings ?

Yeah, you are right

ATEAMS:
I like smoked steak! Smoking meat is best for long-cooking tough cuts, like a beef brisket or ribs, while enhancing its flavor and tenderizing the meat so it's not chewy. With some finesse and free time, it's easy to penetrate thick steaks with smoky flavor while keeping the insides medium-rare.

Good. I guessed as much.

We need to connect.

ATEAMS:
Only those who care about you, can hear you when you’re quiet.

Been following your posts lately.

You like your meat flavoured right?

TheGreatFinesse:

K

delishpot:
Taaaa! I no come.

Lol.... Teasey tease

delishpot:
Love right back. Pls ignore that quoter, he no want us to be friends . Inshort today you will be blessed

We are all friends babe....


Chill...

crackhaus:
And touches everyone dearest to her.

Oh she loves you too? That makes two of us

delishpot:
Wetin I do you now na? This was how second world War started o. Let's not allow what happened in 1933 to happen here.


Me I am Nigerian through and through and I love it.

I know you do babe@last line.


Come to zaddy!!!

crackhaus:
I see... So your issue is that I did not dismiss it outrightly, even though I also said I don't believe it outrightly.



Well my own issue is, why should what I choose to dismiss or believe even be a conversation between us?

No mind delishpot... She dismisses everything outrightly na...even abused nigerians of zero sense. Funny thing is, she is pure blooded Nigerian too... So the insult goes around.

crackhaus:
Meaning you don't actually know for sure.

Of course I don't. I'm not omniscient naaa

Amb1045:
female gender are naturally complicated. them themselves are confused. marry for the sake of kids. love doesn't exist in this part of the world it's just all about manipulations

Lol, they are not confused. That is what they want you to think. They know what they are doing, AT THAT TIME. This is because they are ruled by emotions, not logic. When a particular emotion dries up, their behavior switches based on the next emotion they experience. Their emotion is also tied to their mood. Infact, they are the same thing.

Rubbish

blinking001:
Last roar of an aging lion. His time has passed abeg.

You should be concerned about your own time na!!!

lobell:
Sebi people in coma eat saliva to stay alive for several years?

Haaaaa....they dont eat naaaaaaaaa....


Although, coma is my suggestion too, if he is breathing. If not, na embalmment

crackhaus:
I was wondering when this story was going to appear on NL.

An elderly acquaintance of mine talked about this on Saturday (two days ago), said he was sent the information on WhatsApp and was asking our opinion.

I had no opinion then, I still have no opinion now.

This is one of those things that is the more you look, the less you see.
I can't dismiss it outrightly, yet at the same time I can't believe it outrightly.

Its really fuqin simple bro. Its called COMA.


He could have been in a coma all the while. Some comas can last for several years. Google it.

Freestainworld:
I am as curious as you are, you avoid me when single, and now wants me when married, some were telling me, had they know, they would have married me, that am too caring, but I manage to avoid them till I got married, I can not die for free food.

Lol...maybe they married for financial security,tribal issue or due to age because most times when a woman says 'you are too caring', it sends the wrong signals to me. If he was that CARING,then why dafuq didn't you marry him instead of the so-called he-goat you married huh?

It shows that they want to eat their cake and have it.

Freestainworld:
that is how married women will be giving me appointments in a hotel, some were single when I was chasing after them, immediately they got married, they started chasing after me, fear women, luckily enough I have a pretty wife who is loyal and satisfy my needs now.

What was their excuse when they were single? How come they now wanted you after getting married?

I'm just curious..enlighten the house

Skales baba, I dey o....I see your summon and I full ground.


What you said about women na the REAL TRUTH. Very few are truly victims but the rest are damaged themselves and can never make any man happy, because they can't even make themselves happy. My experience is from single ladies and trust me, I got an earful of their so called exes issues. In due course, I found out that they were the PROBLEM and even I couldn't tolerate half of what those 'supposedly bad exes: tolerated.

Its an inherent nature of women never to be accountable for their actions, they deflect, divert, redirect any blame of their actions towards someone else. They always have a JUSTIFICATION for some shiit they do. They are like cats: Vain, cruel and haughty.
I was talking to a girl like 3 days ago, who claimed men are bad. I asked her if her ex cheated on her, she said no but she cheated on him, JUST TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS. I probed further and she was still insisting it was his fault. she came with the 'he caused it BS" and If I had been like most men, I might have believed the issue was with her ex,not her.

One thing I've learned is this: YOU CANNOT SAVE A DAMAGED/TOXIC WOMAN, NOT NOW,NOT EVER. JUST LET HER BE, OR BE DRAGGED DOWN TO DARKNESS WITH HER


Though, like I admit, few women are real and raw and do admit they fuqed up and some do make amends.

I have a thread full of men who know these things and more... The link is below. Open your eyes and see



https://www.nairaland.com/6048178/reality-every-guy-need-know#92715467

Do please ignore the 'wise' man up there!!!

Thanks!!!