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phranklyn92:
Did we ask you?

Was he talking to you?


Aproko

Pearly255:
Lobatan

Lobaku

exegesis:
I didn't discard all that just to get slim. I had health issues and had being on drugs for years. So the doctor prescribed a one week detox for me to clean my internal organs. For that one week, I took only natural juices mixed with essential oils and ate fruits only once a day. I continously used the loo throughout the one week and I threw up once. I felt healthy after the procedure even though I lost only 2kg. But by the time I kept strictly to the diet I was given for three weeks, I lost a lot of weight. Slowly other food groups will be introduced to the diet but in small portions. I don't eat later than 6pm. And I drink lots of water.

Ohhhh....I get you now

Pearly255:

Lol...take a bold step babe then, if you are gorgeous as you say

Dayoebe:
Oga o...

Heavens knows I was born here. I won't die here. No matter what it takes.

Nigeria is not my home




Its my country. But it won't be my children's country


Max 10 years time. I don japa

I like your last statement. It may be your country but dont let it be your children's country.

Nguru55:
Very dumb phrase by the NA. Does a crocodile smile? Mumu people.

Lmaoooo...

It is just to show you that the army means business. Crocodiles only shed tears(when swallowing prey) not smile

Dayoebe:
Oga o...

Heavens knows I was born here. I won't die here. No matter what it takes.

Nigeria is not my home

Too late mudafvcker!!!


This is your country now!!!

Fahdiga:
same person using alternate moniker to bash me and then praise himself

K

meobizy:
Every day with this stupid question at your old age. The only person you refuse to ask is your older brother.

I checked her profile. Mama don create 1616 topics

All the topics follow the same pattern: Articulated soliloquy!!!


Her case taya me aswearugod.

ehinmowo:
STFU mofo!!

I love your reply!!!

Had me giggling!!

Fahdiga:
Aisha I think is overreaching herself. she shouldn't let the popularity she's enjoying at the moment get into her head. she talks too much nowadays

Dafuq is wrong with you? Its a MUDAFVCKING interactive session for fuq sakes. Question and Answer Time kinda stuff. Why y'all acting like she got a Nobel prize or is now the INEC Chairman?


Doesn't she talk before? And which mumu popularity did y'all give her that now made her pompous?

You just a löudmouthed hãter bro

Pearly255:
I’m a stunner
Dashing you this luck

Lmaoooo.......

I like your style

We4all:
Blacks and unnecessary display of sentiments. He made his choice and got himself a woman. Black and light skin women are getting married and there's nothing wrong if his choice of woman is light.

Must he choose a black woman just to please certain people? So, if you meet a light or dark skin woman you connect with, won't you go for her? Marriage is deeper than the color of a woman's skin.

Your last sentence is everything.

Good analysis too.

See country wey value her citizens

Yet that christan geh still dey with BH till now and buratai or burukutu still dey announce yeye names like Operation Ugwu Leaf, Operation Pepper Spray, Crocodile Tears, Lion Smile, Red Oyel and the rest...and getting his soldiers murdered on a whim.

The US even entered my country to rescue a citizen because they damn well know my own country can't save shiiit! Expect another lie from Burukutu on how his intelligence gathering made the operation successful

What a country I'm living in

exegesis:
I have battled with weight loss all my life. I have taken them all. Starved until I got ulcer. But last month I went for one week detox program for health reasons and that kick started my awesome weight loss journey. Truly, the only way to lose weight in a healthy way is through diet and exercise.

I was placed on a strict diet with no Maggi, salt, oil, meat, fish eggs and the likes. All I eat are fruits and vegetables and gwotey. A big cup of warm lemon water in the morning, fruits, sunlight then exercise. In the afternoon and evenings, I take small portions of vegetables and gwotey. It was very hard at first. I hated it but when I was able to pull through for the three weeks given to me, I felt very light and healthy. I lost a lot of weight though I haven't weighed but my clothes are a testament. Clothes I haven't worn in years are now my size.

I've decided to make it a lifestyle. The day I cheated, I felt so bloated and uncomfortable. And I started farting. All through the three weeks, I never farted. The doctor has allowed me to add soya beans and sesame seed to my diet. So I can eat tofu and make soups from them to be eaten with Acha swallow or unripe plantain swallow. I feel good.

That fuq hommie...you discarded proteins and all that just to get slimmer and you think there won't be consequences?

My regimen is simple. I used to go to the gym a lot but work and bad eating habits(I can eat by 11pm, I once woke up to eat by 2am for fuqs sakes ) made me relapse on the tummy area. I decided that shiit must end. Nowadays, I NEVER eat anything after 8pm. I eat more proteins than carbos and I get some fruits too. I just drink water after 8pm. I dont eat till after 9am in the morning too. It took me time to adjust to the schedule but I kept at it and I resumed GYM work. Now, this mudafvcker be looking yummy these days.

The key is eating right and early then combine it with exercises. But nowhere on earth would that give you noticeable results in 12 days. 2 months and above sound good though.

ModestGal:
Lol, I'm not sure you know about weightloss. As a Taekwando athlete, we loose 5kg in a week. And it would be significant because we are usually measured before we compete.
Please ask athletes or people in sport, its something they do whenever competition is approaching.
For an average individual,About the 12days, you can loose 2kg weekly, and in 12days, you will loose 3.5kg. As per some of those pictures, if they loose just 2kg of fat, and the gas there go away, the tummy would become flat and that is significant

Taekwondo athlete huh?

jabberjawz:
Damn boy.....the good die young...may your journey to the other side be peaceful & may you receive eternal rest......God rest your soul.

The good die young @90?



Nawa ooo

tarah29:
Thank God she doesn't have to do that. Breast cancer is not a joke, only a survivor and the families will know what I am talking about. between anyone that has a cancerous lump should get black seed oil or black seed honey, with God that oil does wonders cos it eliminates cancerous lumps on the breast. Been there done that, I give all the glory to God.

Tell me more of the black seed stuff!

vanbonattel:
He was a mega star musician.

Mega star?

I never heard his name before!

skylowlow:
Lol..

Where have you been?

Oga o..

Nawa for you....

So I no dey online again abi?

Or you don lose my number

skylowlow:
KUNLE!!!!!

TUNDE HOW FAR

Igyeseh:
No vehicle available for that side.

You need to consider that route bro,especially if the customers are buying plenty. Ado ekiti and akure are along the same route from benue

Igyeseh:
Yes, its safe now.
Our drivers has started going there.

But I don't do payment on delivery pls.

So how do we trust you na? If we pay and you no deliver, who will I report to, SARS?

Brokeronline:
Over to the government.

I will teach you

PHP
MySQL
JavaScript
CSS and
HTML

In just one week... Fee: 98% off

Cal/WhatsAp: 0813 12 8 18 12

And you expect me to believe this?

Teach me all these courses in just a week? Haba, dey slow down with ya lies na

gasparpisciotta:
However, the few who rejected it include: Akeju Olusegun, Asiwaju Lerry, Adekunle Ibunkunoluwa, Oyekangun Damilare, Adeoye Oluwagbemiga, Ayoade Olusegun, Moses Eyem and Babayemi Kayode David.....quote!

These are men true to the cause!

Infact, I have stored their names on my phone. If they decide to contest in the future, they have my support.

arcis:
Mr Governor up till this moment is still sharing money among different social, civil and religious bodies in the state. Each group go home with 50K each.

This was done yesterday. Once you collect your envelope of 50K, they take your pictures.

I keep saying it, We still have a long way to go as a nation.

Nobody is asking questions, we just keep quite as if nothing is wrong.

If I were one of those youths, I won't ever collect that money. What's the money for? Transport and logistics? So we can't fuel our own buses or what?
50k is nothing compared to my dignity. A decent phone is more than 50k.

Moneymania is destroying so many youths.

MrNipplesLover:
the alien one.



I hail thee. ✌

My paddy...

How u dey baba?

bdchange:
Married with four children in space of 5 years You African men will never change. That it even happened in this generation is pathetic and unreasonable. I don't even understand the loneliness he is yarning about. Better warn him not to cheat rather focus on his wife and children by first going for family planning. I hope they can give those children a better life. You can see what hoodlums are doing to the communities currently as a result of poor upbringing from useless parents.

How is your advice a solution?
All you did was complain and complain

[quote author=FRANKOSKI post=95445764][/quote]Yeah

Sexual plurality

FRANKOSKI:
WHICH COMMENT FUELS THIS REPLY ?

[quote author=FRANKOSKI post=95444625][/quote]Haven't we all?