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Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Of Nowadays So Obsessed With Guys With Cars? by luminouz(m): 8:24pm On Jan 23, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not into cars like that. Like I'm not into them to the point of obsessing about models etc. I don't care about that. I do like big cars though. I want an SUV cheesy
Lol..noted!!!
Sports › Re: Photos Of The Pilot And The Plane Missing With Emiliano Sala Of Cardiff City by luminouz(m): 7:26pm On Jan 23, 2019
Mk17:
Enjoy your living forever.
Most of us actually prefer dying someday especially in this world that is getting ruined on a daily basis
Then DIE ASAP!!!
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Of Nowadays So Obsessed With Guys With Cars? by luminouz(m): 7:24pm On Jan 23, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Can't argue with you on the last part. When I was much younger, in my teens, I dated guys without cars. But now I'm older & most guys my age have cars anyway, so it's not like I'm overreaching. Soon I will have my own. Just got my learner's not too long ago.
Lol...can't argue with that!!
Hope u like ur cars sexy(Toyota,Audi, Infiniti) like I do!!
Sports › Re: Photos Of The Pilot And The Plane Missing With Emiliano Sala Of Cardiff City by luminouz(m): 7:23pm On Jan 23, 2019
Mk17:
you can become whatever you choose to become but of what use is not dying to you?
Living forever sounds kinda boring but I have been managing so far! wink
Romance › Re: "My Bf Believes I Don't Like Sex Meanwhile I'm A Beast" - Nigerian Lady by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On Jan 23, 2019
stupidity:
theres nothing like a real man to ladies lately o. When they mean you, even your parents will disown you if you don’t marry her.
Ur comments stink and reek of stupidity
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Of Nowadays So Obsessed With Guys With Cars? by luminouz(m): 7:10pm On Jan 23, 2019
samuelchimmy:
Me by myself, I don't like the fact that I don't have a car yet, I hate the site of seeing couples hopping Keke napep, together... I hate trekking.... God would lnt like a set of wheels.. Op you yourself you nor like car.... I can't wait to buy my ride Sha, so I can be saved from this embarrassment, prolly dis year, (so help me God)..... Even a broke guy with ride, ball more girls than guys with bar but without a ride..
So u hope to get a car so u can ball with more girls?? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Of Nowadays So Obsessed With Guys With Cars? by luminouz(m): 7:09pm On Jan 23, 2019
XhosaNostra:
IDK, but there's something unattractive about a guy who can't or doesn't drive. There's something powerful & in control about a guy behind the wheel. Ever seen a guy thumb down a taxi? It's the unsexiest sight one could ever see.
Ion have a car but I have dated girls who rejected car owners!!!!
Every girl knows what's sexy to her!!
Sports › Re: Photos Of The Pilot And The Plane Missing With Emiliano Sala Of Cardiff City by luminouz(m): 7:07pm On Jan 23, 2019
Mk17:
He was already in Cardiff but flew back to say goodbye to team mates. Should have said goodbye through phone.
You can't stop death though. One can only know the formula to stop it after you are Dead
How sohuh
Y'all humans!!! Born to die!!!
I'm alien....I transition
Romance › Re: When Was Your First Heartbreak And How Did You Handle It? by luminouz(m): 10:53am On Jan 23, 2019
iamrealdeji:
real nigga. I like reading comments of niggas like you
wink
Romance › Re: When Was Your First Heartbreak And How Did You Handle It? by luminouz(m): 11:35pm On Jan 22, 2019
ZoeyJ:
This. This is so important.
This is the concept upon which DBT was built - mindfulness for emotional healing. The idea is that you need to be willing to experience all of your feelings and let yourself feel and experience them, while also acknowledging that they are temporary. That way, you're not repressing them, but you're also not allowing them to consume you indefinitely.
N u had to repeat this twice?? embarassed
Romance › Re: When Was Your First Heartbreak And How Did You Handle It? by luminouz(m): 11:21pm On Jan 22, 2019
Emmzy201:
My birthday was yesterday 21st of January which was supposed to be a very happy day for me ended up in me being depressed right now.

I met this girl at a mall seven months ago and it was love at first sight, she was the first girl I would ever love and give my whole heart to, she acted really nice and very caring and I also made sure she never lacked anything and we've never had any arguments till now. This girl told me she was a virgin and would like to remain one till marriage and I have always respected her decision, I have not even thought of going down there at all since we started dating and was even happy to have found a good wife material.

Fast-forward to yesterday which was my birthday, I received many mails from friends and family congratulating me and I saw this particular strange mail. I wanted to open it then but left it and replied other mails. I later checked the mail and what I saw almost made me die of heart attack.

The mail contained nude pictures, pictures of her having s*x with a guy that his face was blurred and screenshots of s*x chats of my supposed girlfriend. This was the girl that was supposed to help me out in organizing the party and she took an excuse from me to see someone, she was even the first person to wake me up with an SMS and a call. I didn't know how I found myself on the floor crying. How will I be able to handle depression that's eating me up quickly.
I need advice in other not to do something silly to myself or the girl, even sniper now looks attractive, am on the verge of running crazy now.

Ignore my typos and other mistakes please
Ehyaaaaaa!!! Sorry broooo!!!! Accept my sympathies!!! It can happen to anyone!

NOW:::

Get ur crying ass up and MAN d FUQ UP!!! The world hadnt fallen,nor have heavens burned!!! So get up and move on....u trusted too much and u were burned!

Strike 1: Any girl who tells me before asking her that she's a virgin and wanna remain so till marriage most likely lies through her teeth. She has seen u as a good husby material and wanna keep u while she fvcks to her satisfaction. Test her waters..she is prolly deeper than the Mariana Trench!

Strike 2: U became the pussy in the relationship and she d DICK!! how do I know?? U became her personal lord and saviour,giving her everything she wants....are u lord Jesus?? Why do all these provisions for a girl who has parents?? She sees u as ATM,a provider....I told guys many times never to do all these 'nice boy,caring bf,give-her-everything' stuffs....u look weak when u do that!!


Strike 3: Trust is earned nigga....u should have checked her phone, her FB and all that before u trusted her completely. If u had,the other nigga(who pitied ur life and exposed her) wouldn't have surprised u with such pictures,and he was smart! Trust me that guy spent most of the money u gave ur so called gf!!! Take heart u hearhuh Check her before u give her ur all!! Besides,never give a woman ur ALL,keep a reservoir for ursef..as an Alpha Male.


LESSON:
Trust is earned,ur not her fada,ur not Jesus, MAN UP!!! BE AN ALPHA!!! BE THE KING!!


#luminouznuggets#
Politics › Re: Photos From Osinbajo Tradermoni, Visits Iworoko Community In Ekiti by luminouz(m): 7:36am On Jan 22, 2019
Stanlee19:
All good but

If I will present to you a business that the investment is 38,000 naira only and you cab earn up to 96,000 per day,, 34.5 million naira in a year would you listen to my presentation?*

Just Whatsapp 08051680726

Some will say it's a scam but message me and find out yourself
Why not tell all ur family members this 'great' opportunity??
Charity begins at home,not so? undecided
Romance › Re: Help!!! My Dad's Pants Was Stolen Two Munite After Spreading It by luminouz(m): 10:16pm On Jan 21, 2019
XhosaNostra:
While researching this underwear thing online, I came across a website about spells. Apparently there's a lot you could do with someone's underwear & all you need are a few household items wink Pretty soon I'll be a Yahoo-Yahoo girl in my own right grin Plenty scary stuff out there. People should be very careful with their "personal concerns" as the witches in that site call them.
*in a ghostly voice*

Gimme the spell link babe.... wink
Romance › Re: My Relationship Is At The Vege Of Collaps. I Need Your Advice by luminouz(m): 10:01pm On Jan 21, 2019
Nacoss25:
Good day nairalanders. i have been in a relationship with my girl for the past 8 months. on several occation we do have misunderstanding sometimes the one that makes me feel heartbroken and when that happen i just terminate communication with her by deleting her phone number from my phone, i will only get the phone number back when ever she call me after weeks of not calling each other. most times during this long break my conscience start flogging me for not calling her because i do most of the calling. on the last one that happen, she have decisided not to call me i even appologies to her for not calling her when ever i meet her in her work place because she is still living with her perents and had to be open to her that i deleted he number because i can no longer use that "i lost my phone" lines; u know. none of her close friends are around now, i dont know any person now i can meet for her number. Brethren am loosing my mind now in regret, i know i deserve the treatment am getting from her because is not the first time i have deleted her phone number is just that this is the first time i am admitting that i deleted it intensionally. what will i do now to appease her. I love her so mush despite that the fact that am always in a hast to conclude.
What's all these rubbish nahuh undecided
Kini gbogbo kantankantan yi naaaahuh
Are u a man at allhuh
Romance › Re: What Is The Biggest Lesson You Learnt From A Past Relationship? by luminouz(m): 12:06am On Jan 21, 2019
olaboy1:
I’m so confused with Nigerian guys that earn good salaries placing women on some sort of allowance. I intentionally refused to give money to all the girls I dated when I was working in a big company in Nigeria, and it was never a deal breaker. My job title, blue chip company I worked for, my swag, intelligence and well furnished apartment did all the magic, and some girls even told me they were scared to ask for financial help so as not to lose me. I’ve had Naija girls telling me how their hearts ache at the thought of losing me.
You might have to revisit the fundamentals of seduction if truly you have a fantastic salary, because all my colleagues at work were slaying pu$$/y without placing them on any sort of allowance.
I would place a bet that the guys who place women on these allowances are below average in looks. First step is to raise your level of attractiveness.
Nawa o..so u still dey comment on NL??
Naso u just run go leave me abi??
Get me a job too na!!!! grin
Career › Re: Physique Of Cameroon Miners Who Dive Under River To Collect Sand For Living(Pics by luminouz(m): 10:06pm On Jan 19, 2019
Foreigners:
This thing full naija nah. Villagers wey no get money for dredging machines do this their own way by diving inside with iron bucket and pack White sand.

As a geologist, have witness this in Afikpo, Asaba close river Niger, Benue River et.c.
Who dash u geologisthuh undecided
Romance › Re: I Bless The Day I Accepted Your Request; Lady Who Met Fiance On Facebook. Photos by luminouz(m):
Hmmmm...seems nice!!!

That goes to show u can find love anywhere,just keep an open mind,not watch out for height,weight,pocket size,tribe,religion and a whole lotta man-made restrictions you humans shackle ur happiness to...


#luminouznuggets#
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland #10YearsChallenge: Upload Your Throwback Pictures Here by luminouz(m): 10:13am On Jan 17, 2019
Westaslave2:
but i didnt see ur picture nw,
let me nt stress u again gentleman!
Lol..OK...
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland #10YearsChallenge: Upload Your Throwback Pictures Here by luminouz(m): 9:06am On Jan 17, 2019
Westaslave2:
U just removed it y?
Ar u a criminal
Lol....
I fulfilled my promise sha
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland #10YearsChallenge: Upload Your Throwback Pictures Here by luminouz(m): 11:06pm On Jan 16, 2019
lefulefu:
ma nigga cheesy ma nigga
Ma niggaaaaaaaaa!!!!! wink
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland #10YearsChallenge: Upload Your Throwback Pictures Here by luminouz(m):
Westaslave2:
am online now
So sorry...saw this late...

Lemme post now
1st pix is 2009....
2nd pix is 2019

Pixs stayed for 30minutes!!!

*removed*

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