₦airaland Forum

Dicedpineapple:
U get beards,like nice looking clean cut and soft beards abi ur face smooth like water melon？

Check ma dp babe!!!!

optional1:
if u regret not fvcking ur ex, remember you will hv a daughter who will have dated upto 5 guys b4 marriage and those 5guys will fvck her so as not to regret after d breakup.

Really? From ur mouth

Dicedpineapple:
The feel of hairs,clean cut hairs rubbed against my cheeks when smooching or kissing is...hmm..Dats y

Coman finish it joor.....hmmmm...what

ZarZar:
Because a beard gives the face a mature, dignified look, the way a mane does to a male lion. Hence the "respect".

So datz y u like me?? Cool!

Oyindidi:
Yoruba man, una too like big women

Babe....not big women but big ASS women!
Ermmmm.....are u one

samyfreshsmooth:
i dey tell u bros

as e be so this ones no go fit do doggy for life unless say the guy kondo na 15 inches long

these are ur kinda ladies na abi

Wrong!!!! Depends on ur technique!!! U haveta spread em asschecks when giving backshots!!!!

lefulefu:
... some ppl just want to die young

Not Me! Am built to last!!!
U know ow many her size I don do??
If u need tutorials lefulefu or abi fulefule...lemme know

ZarZar:
And how does what I do with my time any of your business? Do I ask you for airtime to buy data, so I can post those thousands of posts? If not, better shut that mouth before I shut it for you!

SAVAGE!!!!!!!

lefulefu:

SINZ
dacovajnr
luminouz
come and see wetin dis man carry
thornapple
Geni340
can u imagine

JESU oba iye oooooo!!!!!!
She enter my scale sha
Agbara MI GBE I swear!!!!

Tahrah:

what again na?

faithchubby93:
That was how I paid him a surprise visit and found him in lala land. I waited outside the room for him to finish, guess what the idiot said next He said he was teaching the girl Bible study that he has converted the girl to a christian. He didn't know that I already saw both of them through the window. I started laughing like a mad person

Now DAT shiiit is FUNNY!!!!!
But what did u do after

Amarabae:
I am happy that I have a Tiger in the other room.
Cheating is a NO for me.
Sometimes when a married woman cheat, blame the husband.
Some married men are so poor in bed.
Though I am not justifying cheating.

Lmaoooo@Tiger!! It can't be compared to an elephant dou n DAT iz what I am in da oza room!!
Just messing with U! How is d little one doing
Peace!!!!

Nma27:
Lool.. Well, you'll have to date me to find out huh. Anyway, its all good. Bye

Lmaoooo! U seem cool dou!!!!!

Tahrah:
I'm not grouchy.

Lmaooooo!
Good!!!*winks*

ivyy:
Daylyt coman carry your brother.

Now DAT u mentioned daylyt.....will check ur dp
*checked ur dp* well u ain't bad looking!
I already saw u on WhatsApp dou...never knew ur d ivvy every guy drool on!

Tahrah:
why would i smile when you've been typing nonsense(no ooffeinse)

Nonsense Coz not!
OK...can I get DAT smile Its Saturday u know? Don't be so so grouchy!!!

redbeans:
fine girl. But I think Ivyy measures up to her level

N who d fvck is ivvy U guys have been masturbating upandan on this moniker!!!! Is she dat cute

Tahrah:

Jeez! Don't u ever smile?
Gimme a smile...c'mon!!!

Apexcutie:
Have not experienced it, and i don't ever wish too,that the main reason why am anyways careful in falling in love, can't imagine giving my heart to someone and all i would get is betrayal, cheat, deceit

Always careful Love most times doesn't roll like dat?!!! With all d care in d world u might still end up falling for a Yoruba demon!!!

Nma27:
Naàaaa.. I try not to let anger consume me.. I try meditation to calm down. The breathe in breathe out method. Plus I stay away from such negative causants

Are u sure
I have been with girls like u in d past!!
Lovely women who would shower u with love n commitment...then d dark side comes out...monitoring,insane jealousy,nagging n outta dis world insecurity!!! Got to a point I thought maybe they are psychos or something!!!! It never ended well!!!

Nma27:
Its something I seriously can't help. D tears have a mind of their own. I easily laugh too so I love watching comedy. You should have seen me laughing my heart out the first time I watched "Modern Family"

Wow! Emotional girls feel deeply almost everything!
The downside I fear is when they get angry or vindictive!! Its hellish!!

curiositymaster:
broda mi, bi mo se ri niyen oo

Lmaooooo! I think she needs a PM...do d needful alaye!!

Nma27:
They gave it one English name that I can't recall... When I go to see a movie, I always go with an hanky in case

Wow! Ur DAT emotional?
But its just a freaking movie?

Nma27:
Lolz... To what end? I really find it hard showing such emotions in such circumstances but see me dripping tears watching emotional movies or reading any emotional novel... Lol

Lmaoooo! Maybe u never really loved him joor! If ur DAT emotional when watching movies!!!!

mhizesther:
Happy weekend
Luminouz tosyne2much aderola15 IamSINZ lefulefu sekxy Seun

Awwwwwww!! Baby MI!
Happy weekend to u too!
*Daddy is back home NOW* winks

cricifixo:
Well I froze but my d1<k kept shouting "black hawk down! I repeat, black hawk down!"

Ur mudafvcking crazy I swear!!!!

Nma27:
Walked out like a boss... No time

*Yinmu* more like u screamed like a banshee, cried ur eyes out n eyed the HYPO bottle in d kitchen!!

pocohantas:
Everyday one wedding or proposal picture. After all the Nigerian girls are this and the guys are that, dem still dey marry each other. Who is deceiving who?

Happy Married Life to them. I pray they enjoy much peace in their union. Nigerian youths don't have flat tummy these days, why? future hubby please o, I dey beg...no pot belly...

No one should tell me how naija girls can marry a rich potbellied frog, I know that already. I need to look at my husband and want to do.

Want to do ko....want to done ni.....Yet u form posh for niggas who send u PMs! Who is NOW deceiving who?

curiositymaster:
Eyin ara adugbo!!! Luminouz!!! lefulefu!!! pls Epp!!

Wetin happen eyanmi?
Kilonsele ooooo!!!!
Tahrah girl dey disturb u

NairalandCS:
As long as it's not my butthole being fvcked then I have no problem.

On a totally different note, I miss seeing NwaAmaikpe's Comments.

#BringBackNwaAmaikpe

Did he die?

Well.....so long her body count is no more than my age!!!!!
Else!