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Romance › Re: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by luminouz(m): 11:31am On Jun 28, 2017
ikeepitreal:
ha, aswear. God created big asses for a purpose.The thing dey everly burst my brain.
I don stare at the pix now like 10 fvcking times.....
*sighs* I jes hope no be through ASS I go finally die!!!
Sports › Re: Taye Taiwo Looks Fresh And Cute In Recent Pictures by luminouz(m): 9:30am On Jun 28, 2017
Evaberry:
even with all the money this Nigerian monkey has. he's Still so ugly like this, ugly ND impotent monkey
his teeth are so irritating
.

.this guy is senseless I Dont even know who the modafucker is
We know Airforce1,judefcc,Nwaamaikpe,Papiikush
Who d fvck are Uhuh
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi's Girlfriend, Temi Otedola Looks Glam In Cleavage Baring Dress by luminouz(m): 9:25am On Jun 28, 2017
No....I prefer these

Romance › Re: American Woman Who Met Nigerian Man Online by luminouz(m): 9:14am On Jun 28, 2017
dumo1:
Aww!!! M sure she was a very nice woman, any reasons??
Yes she was!!! Very accommodating too!
But I wasn't ready to settle down n I don't tell lies.....I told her all these before we had anything intimate so she could leave if she wanted to! She stayed n made me happy o bro for a while...but good things like bad things don't last...she had to go(she had a job in Cameroon)
We still talk once in a while sha
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lesbian Proposes To Her Girlfriend by luminouz(m): 9:03am On Jun 28, 2017
Werey ti n shey werey to n shey werewere awon werey obinrin yen!!!!
Romance › Re: A Man Who Does Not Smoke Or Drinks, Is He Considered Not To Be Man Enough? by luminouz(m): 8:54am On Jun 28, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
my parents don't too but my elder brother does. The fact that he does that shit gets me angry so much. But I guess we all have our separate lives to live bro....they can't be me and I can't be them.


Thanks for this buddy, I'm fully satisfied with answers I got here smiley
U welcome bro!!
Romance › Re: A Man Who Does Not Smoke Or Drinks, Is He Considered Not To Be Man Enough? by luminouz(m): 8:42am On Jun 28, 2017
OP. I have never smoked since i was born.Never took beer or star or Hennessey or Gulder or whateva mehn!
Yet I am a man!!! Does looking soft affect ur manhood ni? I look even younger than my age..less toxins in my system....
Just be U! Who will love u will love u!
U are not d only one though....none of my siblings do..my parents don't....my friends don't......
Datz just ME!! If nobody likes it including NL gehs.....they are welcome to fvck themselves....
Again! Just be U!!!
Romance › Re: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by luminouz(m): 8:17am On Jun 28, 2017
ikeepitreal:
lol. Qhal's thread no do you eh?
Lmaooooooo!!!!! Qhal dey try
But thi ur own eh na DIE!!! Haaaaaaa!!!! grin grin
Romance › Re: American Woman Who Met Nigerian Man Online by luminouz(m): 8:15am On Jun 28, 2017
dumo1:
Oga how far with the parole with your Cameroonian babe, una still dey date?
Lmaooooo!!!
Rara o baba!!!! We no dey date again o!!!!
Ayam single now!!! grin
Romance › Re: Four-inch intimacy gadget Disappears Into 20-year-old by luminouz(m): 2:14am On Jun 28, 2017
Wao!! Just Wao!!!!!
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by luminouz(m): 12:17am On Jun 28, 2017
xtenxive:
I write mine with all regret,
Supported her with funds to go for her Masters in Aberdeen, she left and we suddenly started having issues on everything.
Today she's dating someone else and I look at my Mum and cry inside of me coz I've never given my Mum such amount of money my entire life.
It's been a learning point, but I'm moving on
Ehya!!!! I feel u bro!!!
Things we do for love eh nawa
I promise u one thing dou...she would regret it...
#talkingfromexperience
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by luminouz(m): 12:02am On Jun 28, 2017
Pavarottii:
Calm down. If u know Ur real worth, u should not be vexing. No need explaining unless u r lying about it. Me I graduated at 21, served at 22, started full time job also with 23, started staying alone and fending for myself TOTALLY at 24. But no need to be arrogant about it. It's not my power, intelligence or smartness but GOD'S GRACE.
Who asked u all these naw? N u weren't bragging sheyhuh
Well I graduated at 20! Iyen nko?
Romance › Re: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by luminouz(m): 11:35pm On Jun 27, 2017
ikeepitreal:
grin This is 45 years old and it doesn't look rotten to me at all.
Jesu Kristi!!!!
Is DAT ur wifehuh Sister? Auntie?
Biko...lemme pay u a visit!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Sexy Or Trashy? See The “ Classy ” Attire This Lady Wore To A Party by luminouz(m): 11:21pm On Jun 27, 2017
daylyt:
Msteew sad
Mstewwww too!!!! sad
Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane Pictured In Studio In Maimi As He Prepares To Appear In Court by luminouz(m): 11:20pm On Jun 27, 2017
back2sender:
Your cousin sauce kid bags 2years in jail with hard labour for his yahoo yahoo runs .
Your Nephew Dammy krane jail sentence is loading for yahoo yahoo runs in the USA.
Una papa, your Fada!!!!!. Naa kirikiri
.....,.

Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane Pictured In Studio In Maimi As He Prepares To Appear In Court by luminouz(m): 11:18pm On Jun 27, 2017
back2sender:
Your cousin sauce kid bags 2years in jail with hard labour for his yahoo yahoo runs .
Your Nephew Dammy krane jail sentence is loading for yahoo yahoo runs in the USA.
Una papa, your Fada!!!!!. Naa kirikiri
..,....

Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme Dancing On Stage With Oyinbo Lady In Rwanda (Photos) by luminouz(m): 6:00pm On Jun 27, 2017
braimeddy:
Was he scared to rock that 'thick' lady? grin
Rock ke? More like duck d lady
Only MEN like ME fit rock that Thickness!!!!
Lefulefu ooooo! Oya come in hia!!
Romance › Re: How Does It Feel To Be A Lady With A Big Ass (photos) by luminouz(m):
lefulefu:
wink wink wink wink mehn dat first pix legit wink wink wink wink
plentyful ukwus wink
luminouz
dacovajnr
CR7jnr
IdeyFindWife
Victornezzer
come and see ooo wink wink wink
*rushes into thread,breathing heavily*
Lefulefu u no go kill me o!! What again??
*sees the BOOTIES*
Me: *licks lips* efufulele my guy,just gimme d last one.....*winks*
Romance › Re: Pregnant Virgin by luminouz(m): 5:29pm On Jun 27, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
That's me ooo shocked shocked shocked thats my backside wearing a curtain dress wink

But i want u to take my clothes off with ur teeth ONLY grin
Nah! Prophet Luminouz doesn't do blind dates!
The skin colour is different kashybaby
With my teethhuh How dare u insult d prophethuh tongue
Romance › Re: Pregnant Virgin by luminouz(m): 4:10pm On Jun 27, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Aha!

With this NEPA problem..let ur followers bring Evan's generator to za oza room and will juz wear my curtain dress so u will see my body in silhuette wink
Holy Moly!!!! Who d heck is DAT?
Prophet Luminouz doesn't like bad market oooo...
The skin tone d prophet saw is way different from DAT piz abeg.... grin
Romance › Re: Sexy Or Trashy? See The “ Classy ” Attire This Lady Wore To A Party by luminouz(m): 4:08pm On Jun 27, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Na to add your own count join am na cheesy cheesy
Bad guy tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Pregnant Virgin by luminouz(m): 3:44pm On Jun 27, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Aha!

What shall we do in za oza room? wink

Its hot in there and kinda dark...
Leave all ur cares to prophet Luminouz...trust him n u will be safe...AC n light dey dia by faith!!!
Now..GET IN!!! grin grin
Romance › Re: How Does It Feel To Be A Lady With A Big Ass (photos) by luminouz(m): 3:42pm On Jun 27, 2017
vanida6:
I wonder what would happened if I post my curvy asss here,,,,I tink all NL guys would go crazy about it wink
U get ASS! U try!! grin
Romance › Re: Pregnant Virgin by luminouz(m): 3:39pm On Jun 27, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

I bet that girl was born on Feb 29..wey ppol na celebrate every 4yrz grin


They shud take her to the US so they cud examine her wella cool
Forget about her! Am more interested in examining u n ur cat eyes!!! tongue
Oya...to da oza room!!!! grin
Romance › Re: Sexy Or Trashy? See The “ Classy ” Attire This Lady Wore To A Party by luminouz(m): 3:35pm On Jun 27, 2017
lefulefu:
but d gehl body make sense na grin
Seems.OK....but me no just feel her jare!!!! tongue cheesy
Romance › Re: Sexy Or Trashy? See The “ Classy ” Attire This Lady Wore To A Party by luminouz(m): 3:18pm On Jun 27, 2017
lefulefu:
wetin be the gbege wey u and Mr Cork come get na cheesy.haba! una both be my paddies na cheesy.hope no be ukwu una dey fight over ooo cheesy.plenty ukwus to go round cheesy.
Na him start am joor with his incomprehensible English!!! grin
I said I don't like d picture...na him e attack me ooo!
Na by force to like d geh ni?
Romance › Re: Sexy Or Trashy? See The “ Classy ” Attire This Lady Wore To A Party by luminouz(m): 2:33pm On Jun 27, 2017
MrCork:
...see yorrr gorrrrrilar headlike jacket potato....is that what trasssssvasite loooooklike in yorrr village? (No oofensece) angry
In my village.... No transvestites
Ask lefulefu.....n try not be such a diiick!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Sexy Or Trashy? See The “ Classy ” Attire This Lady Wore To A Party by luminouz(m): 2:27pm On Jun 27, 2017
[quote author=AngelicDamsel post=57887369][/quote]Oh lawd! Not u again!!!!! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Solade Is Aging Gracefully In New Photo by luminouz(m): 1:59pm On Jun 27, 2017
Dicedpineapple:
lol...don't mind me..nt like i couldn't do without it..A real man is a real man,with or without it..Bt anyway,its a deal
kiss kiss kiss
Education › Re: Mohammed Mustafa Cengiz Graduates As Best Student From Russian Medical School by luminouz(m): 1:57pm On Jun 27, 2017
MDsambo:
Coconut fall on them
Swarm of bees fall on them!!!
Romance › Re: Sexy Or Trashy? See The “ Classy ” Attire This Lady Wore To A Party by luminouz(m): 1:51pm On Jun 27, 2017
daylyt:
Haaaaaa!
Haaaaa whathuhhuh
Romance › Re: Sexy Or Trashy? See The “ Classy ” Attire This Lady Wore To A Party by luminouz(m): 1:00pm On Jun 27, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Well, those boobies are fit and firm cheesy grin cheesy
Yeah..can't argue with that bro!!! grin
But am thinking of d body count..like in thousands grin

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