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Food › Re: Waitress Inserts A Customer's Sausage In Her Vagina Before Serving Him (Video) by luminouz(m): 10:54pm On Jun 17, 2017
dingbang:
My lord and my Gracious God shocked shocked
Ayam so fvcking speechless!!!!
Health › Re: Yoga With Nigerian Dwarf Goats Craze Takes Off In The US. See Photos by luminouz(m): 3:12pm On Jun 17, 2017
*sighs dreamily while stomach rumbles achingly*
Those goats had no idea how fvcking lucky they are!!
If they were playing those kind rough play with me eh, 1 hour later am already gnawing on roast goat thighs with a gourd of palm wine by my side.
Who gives a fvvk about yogahuh grin
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 2:26pm On Jun 17, 2017
etainment360:
Geez! See how you study person dp
Lmaooooo! Its what I do bro! Intuition,instinct n insight!! The three I's of life!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Bolatito Sowunmi: "I Can't Marry A Man Who Is Not Good In Sex" by luminouz(m): 2:40pm On Jun 15, 2017
AngelicDamsel:
She has a point.............. grin grin grin
So long she doesn't have a BOREHOLE down there!!!!!
Literature › Re: ALIEN - GALAXY AT WAR!!! by luminouz(op): 12:58pm On Jun 15, 2017
nijabazaar:
plz do...I love SciFi.

Anyway if you would ever want to produce this as a film in the future, even if when we are 88 years old...contact me. I am a Character ( esp creatures and SciFi beings) vfx artist.
Issokay bro! Am coming back with a BANG!!! Stay tuned!!!
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Romance › Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by luminouz(m): 9:04am On Jun 15, 2017
ZarZar:
I love a man with a big appetite, it's hot wink

Come, let me fatten you up. You'll be looking like Big Pun by the time I'm done with you grin
Lmaoooooo!! Datz cute of u!
ZarZar making me laugh like HaHa!!!!!
Romance › Re: Remember The Worst Beating Your Mum Gave You? What Was Your Offence?? by luminouz(m): 6:24am On Jun 15, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol, maybe I have a big ego because I think my food is the best, 2nd only to my mom's tongue grin The problem for me when I cook, is the lack of appetite. IDK why, but the cooking fills me up.
Really? Ur DAT good? Come cook for me abeg!!
I need me some vitamins!!!!

My gargantuan appetite is enough for both of us!!!
Romance › Re: Tell A Sad Story In 3 Words by luminouz(m): 11:56pm On Jun 14, 2017
MissRaine69:
Is it in?
IN DAT BOREHOLEhuh
Romance › Re: Tell A Sad Story In 3 Words by luminouz(m): 11:53pm On Jun 14, 2017
I AM ALIEN!
WORST KEPT SECRET!!!
NEVER SAY NEVER!!!
DEATH IS LIFE!!!!
HELL IS COLD
WHITEWALKERS ARE COMING!!!
WINTER IS HERE

Lastlyyyyyyy!!!


FVCK U ALL!!!
Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Rapper, G'iyaz, Drops His Debut Hip-hop EP, PRISM Break! by luminouz(m): 10:39pm On Jun 14, 2017
Niceeeee!
Ermmmmm....where is airforce1 na.....been waiting to hear his single...or double or whatever!!!!
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 10:01pm On Jun 14, 2017
Fresia01:
Omo see analysis!!! U wanna see my full facehuh
Yeah!!! It would surprise u what I can tell u from studying r full face!!! cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 9:07pm On Jun 14, 2017
Fresia01:
u are confusing me more huh
Relax sweetheart! Lemme break it down for ya!!!

I look at ur dp n ur features confirm about 85% of what OP said in his list without even hearing u talk!!!
Big bold eyes...snub nose... compressed lips combine to gimme a picture depicting someone who has suppressed power...a no shit taking, likely bossy n passion stoked geh!!!!
U looked sideways in ur dp...but I could still see d glint in ur eyes, likely brown with inner flecks of gold/blue/grey...I call em eyes with trapped fire!!! To be loved by U would be heaven....to be possessed by U would be hell coz u won't let go!! A hint of pride is also there though! Looking fully at d camera would make me ascertain how much of these things u possess!!!

I am Luminouz! I am also ALIEN!!!
Romance › Re: Weather For Two..? Which Of These Is Your Favorite On A Rainy Day? by luminouz(m): 8:57pm On Jun 14, 2017
2 only! But am hoping for 5 before the rainy season is OVER!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 8:51pm On Jun 14, 2017
Fresia01:
how pls??
*sighs* ur dp showed HOW!!!!!
If u still don't get....PM dat guy!!!
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 8:49pm On Jun 14, 2017
kakabre:
Ahn ahn bros... I'm an only daughter and I can confidently say that I'm not lazy, overpampered and I definitely don't mastvrbate, though I don't deny the fact that I can be quite bossy and possessive
Since ur bossy n possessive.....u have already completed the list....in my opinion
Bossy n possessive ladies are a NO NO for ME!!!!
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 4:59pm On Jun 14, 2017
mhizesther:
Lmao........i disrespected u? When?

I don't know how to pound yam....so what's the big deal?
Wuz joking about u disrespecting me joor!
U can't pound yam? Its my best food!!! Any alternatives??
*I am about to send u a PM* reply ASAP!!!!
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 4:55pm On Jun 14, 2017
Zaitoon:
my mummy didn't teach me how to Pound yam oo angry

Amala or semo nko wink
I hate amala with passion! But semo is bae!!!
Ur good to GO babe!!!!! grin kiss
TV/Movies › Re: Kechi Okwuchi Makes It To 2nd Round Of America's Got Talent by luminouz(m): 4:53pm On Jun 14, 2017
Holyfield1:
She will win it.. Trust me, She's got the talent,her voice is so amazing
Trust U? Y d fvck would I do DAThuh? undecided
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 4:29pm On Jun 14, 2017
mhizesther:
I'm like the only female child....nd I've got 3 brothers..
Nd I don't disrespect people...I'm hard-working nd yes I would love to get a house-help when I get married, nd it's not because I'm lazy.
Lies!!!! U disrespected me on this forum!!!
No! No House-help for U! Use ur hands to pound me yam!!
Ur hardworking u say? Lemme see ur acct.balance!!!! grin
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 4:21pm On Jun 14, 2017
Zaitoon:
Proudly an only girl child kiss
To my future husband, prostration is your portion grin grin
I don't mind..so long u can gimme pounded yam n egusi soup!!! Dealhuh?
grin grin
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 4:14pm On Jun 14, 2017
amokeme:
Funny enough the OP is very correct.. cheesy
And we don't have wahala
Prove it to me babe!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 4:13pm On Jun 14, 2017
Allylic:
I'm an only daughter.
Some of dose points up are true. ..BT I am not possessive ooo
U should have seen my speed rush to check ur dp only to find no pix but some tweet!!!! embarassed
BTW....for u to say ur not possessive means ur ABSOLUTELY possessive!!!! grin
Celebrities › Re: Bisola And Chizzy Alichi Cover House Of Maliq Magazine by luminouz(m): 3:55pm On Jun 14, 2017
prettyjo:
don't know why this bisola likes opening her mouth when taking pictures.it does not fit her one bit,it makes her look stupid.


my opinion
Yeah..ur opinion.... Now shove it where the sun doesn't shine..ur ASS!!!
Fashion › Re: Is Self-Love The Key To Ending Africa’s Skin Bleaching Syndrome? by luminouz(m): 10:53am On Jun 14, 2017
Sacluxpaint:
And I just pmed the hoe
Lmaoooooooo! UnPM the Hoe bro!!!!!
Fashion › Re: Is Self-Love The Key To Ending Africa’s Skin Bleaching Syndrome? by luminouz(m): 9:35pm On Jun 13, 2017
Sacluxpaint:
Is she the onehuh
Yes naaaaaa....have forgotten d thread title....something about a geh who slept with 2788 men or something!!!!
Fashion › Re: Is Self-Love The Key To Ending Africa’s Skin Bleaching Syndrome? by luminouz(m): 3:42pm On Jun 13, 2017
folakemigeh:
I love myself and i won't ever think of bleaching my skin because i am already fair in complexion kiss tongue
Who careshuh? U already confessed u slept with up to 40 men in a thread!!! Ur whathuh 22? 20? 23? DAT body count is what drives me d fvck away! Not ur colour/skin tone
Romance › Re: Man From Singapore Sleeps With 57 Women In 24 Hours, Breaks World Record by luminouz(m): 2:35pm On Jun 13, 2017
ZarZar:
LMAO @ the last part. Honestly, my soul weeps for her because I understand. It's a very painful situation, the inability to trust cry But that doesn't mean that others should be subjected to it, so you did the right thing by getting away. Trust me, it probably was a huge relief to her too because it means she didn't have to deal with those emotions anymore...until the next guy she falls in love with, that is grin
Yeah... That is!!! grin grin
Romance › Re: Man From Singapore Sleeps With 57 Women In 24 Hours, Breaks World Record by luminouz(m): 1:45pm On Jun 13, 2017
ZarZar:
LMFAO. She sounds like a lot of fun grin I love people with passion tongue But I completely understand where you're coming from though. You're not wired like that, so her behavior doesn't make sense to you. Even for me, that is way out of line. However, I can still see a few similarities there because I also become unstoppable when in a fit of jealousy. So I kinda sympathize with her lol. You know what? It's a very difficult situation to navigate because, to a jealous person, for them to not get jealous, it means they must not fall for you. A relationship with no emotional involvement is safe but also boring to them. So basically, jealousy is just the dark side of the love they feel for you. It means they love you a lot, they just don't know how to deal with it in a healthy way due to several factors, such as, being cheated on or lied to in the past etc. Those things create distrust & it's hard to not believe it won't happen again. Hence the hyper-vigilance & psychotic behaviour where trust is concerned. It's sad, really. But hey, psychos are not born, they're created grin
I get U! believe me I DO! But it is just hard to stay in a relationship where she doesn't believe anything u say! No matter how many times I tell her I love her,looking at another girl destroys DAT! Is it possible to not to look at other women? I mean only looking... Not admiring or trying to get their numbers......just looking!!!! Next comes the nagfest which continues till she becomes spent! Afterwards the begging phase...saying her love made her go overboard( even when there was no proof I even cheated on her)
I tried!!!! But believe me I just woke up one day n found my love for her GONE!! As in nothing remained in my heart!!!!! I was just empty!!!!! Breaking off was a relief too thick for words!!!! If I had married her...I would have died by now!!!! Absolute FACT!!!!
Funny thing is....she is married now with a son....
Don't know how the husband copes though!!!!
Romance › Re: Temi Otedola And Mr Eazi Are Dating- See Photos! by luminouz(m): 1:24pm On Jun 13, 2017
I hear...NEXT!!!!
Romance › Re: Comment Three Words Better Than 'I Love You' by luminouz(m): 1:18pm On Jun 13, 2017
I fvcked U!!!!
Romance › Re: Man From Singapore Sleeps With 57 Women In 24 Hours, Breaks World Record by luminouz(m): 12:51pm On Jun 13, 2017
ZarZar:
What's your definition of extreme jealousy? Lol, just curious.
I have been with a girl who monitors my calls,searches my phone n believes in paying me impromptu visits so she can catch me doing wrong! Woe betide d day she sees me looking at any girl on the street... Its gonna be an ear popping nagfest with enough hiss filled tirade all DAY long!!! Nothing I say matters...its like I can't do right in her eyes......I stopped picking her calls n changed my location....She TRACKED me down,begs like hell(like she did a billion times before) n when she saw I was adamant she leaves, started threatening n cursing me....such rapid undulations of emotions got me fed up n I had to have her dragged out!!
Till date anytime I see a girl with such traits.... I RUN!!!!
DAT one experience is enough to last a lifetime!!!!
Romance › Re: Photos Of Nigerian Man & His Big Girlfriend Trend Online by luminouz(m): 12:43pm On Jun 13, 2017
dapyd1:
If only you guys knew. Permit me to be vulgar.

As a slim guy with big D. When you handle girls like this, they be screaming all night.

All Hotness, tightness and wetness. The way the asssss jiggles when you hit from behind.

Their squeals is enough to turn you on 100%
Am an ASS cougar but this kinda ass is gross!!!!

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