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Dicedpineapple:
Lwkm..no peel your face 4 me abeg..Gently,i will wait 4 you

Lmaooooooo!!!!
Datz my sliced/diced/pineapple!!!!

Ishilove:
Hahahaha! Gerrarahere mehn

Lmaoooo!!!!

Apexcutie:
ha which level nah, guess ur a Biafra Dude, wt if i do?u jst said love doesn't roll lyk dat, so love over with weigh Ethnicity n tribalism.

Nah...am a Yoruba dude!!!!

pearl360:
I had good grades almost through out Uni.
In my level 200 second semester I made a GPA of 4.0/4.0.
Became popular in my department after that. Then level 400 second semester too.

U seem Intelligent!!!!

100% Na!!!! In one physics course like DAT!!!!
Aced IT!!!

nkowalo:
lol. am not ooooo

*grins like a Cheshire cat*
Interesting information!!!!!

Ishilove:
My grandmother dug out her own pot and destroyed it, but that didn't stop it from killing her at the age of 36. See let me tell you, these things will enslave you while lying to you that you will be free by serving them but their own freedom is worse than bondage because it is bondage squared.

The spirit attaches itself to people that have a kind of linkage with them, and yes, their activities can be held at bay but it will not be through traditional African methods because it is temporal. The authority in the name and blood of Jesus is the only permanent way.

Ishilovuuuuuu!!!!
Haaaaaaaaaa!
I was just about to PM u!
I no do again biko!
*picks race outta thread*

mylove4God:


No. . you are Alien Ogbanje. ... lol

No dear!!!! Am just ALIEN!!!
U doubt DAT? Come find out

Redgal:
LOL you're a funny dude but no I don't look like that and I'm not old or white either. I can take a joke though LOL. Peace !

*breathes a sigh of relief*

KosiGee:
Upload your pix here. You'd get lots of studs to choose from. Luminouz is one of them. He has beautiful zebra pattern trousers. I'm sure you'd want lots of beautiful colours in your relationship.

Guy! Na U oh!
U funny die!

lefulefu:
haha na this type my guy luminouz dey like.

I reject DAT in Jesus name
Fulefule be careful oooo

KosiGee:
.

Shebi you want oyibo woman and you wan enter US? Some boys no dey smile. How person go dey kiss and smooch person wey senior his grand mum? Fear no dey catch some people I swear.

Ewwwwwwww! Not me!
My dicck no go even rise sef
Besides...am not desperate to either marry oyinbo or enter US!!!!

KosiGee:
Check out what awaits you.

Choose one...

Wipes eyes in disbelief
Issalie joor
I don't believe u!
OP get in here!! Is this true? Are u dis old?

KosiGee:


I'll find the bini guy then tell him your plans. He will pay you a surprise visit. Watch out.

Nawa ooo...somebody cannot joke with u again? Is DAT how u use to do

Dicedpineapple:
U dont nid d white beards,just get it dis full and clean nd we good to tumble under d sheets..

*Rushes off to buy a crate of spirits*
Beards must full by fire n water

Redgal:
Lol I'm done with him. I said before in my previous post I'm cutting him off. Trust me this forum has helped. You all can stop commenting now if you want, I get it Lol.

Don't go like DAT naw
Grab me instead joor
U can at least see my face on NL....

Redgal u still dey on top dis matter ni??
8 pages of advice never do u?
Just forget d guy then n grab ME!!!
Am not asking u for anything.....hope u can cook sha!!!
#justmessingwithu

dingbang:
you enjoy wella

U can say DAT again!!!

Dicedpineapple:
Luminuoz come and c my kinda beards ooo

Babe...for.me to get this one....I go reach 50 ooo...can u wait DAT long ni?
Manage the one I have naw.....u too like better thing...
Let's grow together joor....d beards will grow too

Urdreamgirl:
very handsome man.. but not my spec abeg I like them dark.. give me a dark and tall guy anytime anyday

Ur definitely not my dream girl too......u don't have ass!

dingbang:
I dey camp that time na.. Why not ask me what made me not to see her... Besides she didn't tell me she would be coming... It was impromptu

*calms down* its OK my guy!!!
Guess ur camp was far from where she dey!!!!
D impromptu thing happened to me last year!!! A Cameroonian beauty(d girl eh fine die) came all d way from Cameroon to see me! Brought her own car n all...I was in d bathroom when she CAME in( I already gave her directions to my house long before...never knew she would come)
Bro....that weekend was d best weekend in all of 2016 for me!!!!
I paid for it dou......with milk n malt!!!

olu77:
Mission accomplished.

You are welcome bro.

dingbang:
I used to have a white chic from los Angeles loving me so badly... I never asked her a dime.. This made her come all the way from United states to Nigeria just to see me but unfortunately, we didn't get to see due to circumstances beyond my control...


So I think in all sincerity, any guy who likes you won't want to start pulling demands.

And on the radio today I was advised by the OAP, never give money to anybody you met online who you havnt seen and you both have some "love"

If they really claim they like you, let them spend their time and money to come and see you.

Like WTF u saying? A chick came to see u from LA n u couldn't meet due to which circumstance
U dey born pikin ni?
Oooohhhhhh! Dingwat u fall my hand oooo!!!

pocohantas:
Some of you don't ever appreciate, which is the reason you don't get. A lady will buy something for her man and you start insinuating it's his money...I pray someday you all get free from dating parasites...

Some of you are not even deserving of this kind bae sef, you're what you attract.

Babe forget that guy....
What will u buy me on my bufday joor?
I know u cherish ME

olu77:
Luminouz, I yam the one that heleped you took the first bullet, it was painful but I yaf not dead. . Oya I will pm my account number

Lmaooooooo!!!!
Ur crazy I swear!!!!

Thanks for making me laugh dou!!!

NubiLove:
Most people are not as kind as your Aunty. In most cases people have a limit like: 2, 3 or 4 months before they snap and tell the squatter to leave. He should have limited it to just accommodation and not feeding.

I know bro...n sadly this forum reminds me of that too....
She was an angel.....she found me unconscious with bullet wounds....she saved my life bro!
D man before her took bullets too....n died!! I never knew his name or whether he had family!!!
Its been 6 years now n I thought I have forgotten d incident till this thread dredged it up!!!
I resolved to help as many people as I can before I die too!
Need to leave this thread.. Am feeling fvcking messed up emotionally this morning!!!

Lalas247:
I know you would never take ish like that for granted .. but we have to hear both sides
I too had friends live with me ..
Even a girl was going through stuff with her mum she ran away came to mine .. I came bk from work this girl was in my pant, bra and rib ( expensive one o ) she cleaned out food in my fridge .. yes yes whatever me don't care I don't joke with my things (3 ppl have stayed with me now they have ruined it for anyone else cause now I can't do it it's a sorry no space in my yard ).anyway so we had a fight
Till today we still on n off due to that .. like it may be petty but u don't give someone your home without expecting them to act accordingly ..


Has he begged them ??

Lala......forget d milk issue.....I can use as many spoons as I want....y not him
The only thing I might ha e issues with is his personality....then I do my best to make sure he gets on his feet ASAP so I can have peace of mind!!! As soon as he is OK....he leaves. Simple!
Lemme ask u this! If its d wife's relative u think 9 or 20 shovels of milk would make her yell Like DAT? Or make d husband drive d guy out Its more than d spoon....its about not enough love!!! I have been through hell n I don't really judge people who don't have enough!!!

Back to ur own case.....ur friend felt comfortable enough to be in ur things...wuz why she did it....simply tell her with love u don't like it n she won't do it!
Another geh u said fried 6eggs got me laughing!!! I don't eat eggs DAT much n definitely not 6!!! They feel comfortable with u datz all...
My advice If u see they are leeches....endure n .help them get on the feet,so they can move out!
If they now refused...go gangster on them!!
All this talk of help n compassion is making feel emotional this morning( memories of 2 good souls who died to save mine keeps coming back) n I just wanna leave this topic....
Luminouz OUT!!!

Lalas247:
And so is he paying rent
Better person will stock up the house with provision n wont touch it ... you know how hard it is to allow someone live in your own house .. not a lot can do it
So he should have compromised on that bloody milk .. bet he wished he didn't touch it

*sighs* u still don't understand DAT d milk thing is not d issue......its d woman! She doesn't want him around! Because they are feeding him? I doubt it......he said in another post that d family is really doing well n d wife owns a provision store! He used his last card to buy DAT tin of milk o.......
Am not supporting him or anything but I have been in his shoes before lala. A good Samaritan took me in n feed d Bleep outta me.....never let me even feel I was a stranger from another tribe.....I wanted out on several occasions but she said no...she wasn't complaining! She got me work n when I saved enough...I left. She was my best aunty till she died( she had no kids)
Another stranger took a bullet for me lala...saved my freaking life at it at the expense of his own!( this was just before I met d aunty above)
My point is I have never turned anyone who needed my help away because I knew how it felt being helpless....what I do is I accommodate them n help them get on their feet(through any assistance like job or connection) so they can stay independent... They always leave after...only a sissy(have not encountered one) would still stay after DAT!