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Guy u either marry her or u leave her ALONE!!!!! She has spiritual control over U!!! Get out now before its too late.....ur becoming a slave slowly!!

A girl once mistakenly told me when I just dey chyke say 3 men have become 'oloriburuku' because they didn't do whatever she wanted! She said she has awesome power in her tongue!!! She trird to gloss it over when she realised she downloaded to me.....I put on my poker face throughout n never reacted!
I thought she was tryna scare me but on my way home DAT DAY,a mad man just came running to me,screaming my name n telling me DAT the girl I just left(mentioned her name) will be d death of me if I kiss or fvck her! I have never been so totally gobsmacked in my life! D mad guy left immediately after d message n continued his madness like he never even saw me!!!
I thought I was a G but DAT shook me to d core!
Soon as I got home I deleted everything about her n changed my line( one rubbish glo line I bought during promo)

Some girls are so fvcking diabolic it freaks me out!!!

MissCuppy:
I thought it had something to do with academics.

Misscuppy ke? Are u one of Otedola's daughters

Onila....only u created 1781 topics....most on guys n guys n guys!!!!! What's d matter with u naw!!!
Ur almost synonymous with airforce1

ogorwyne:
oya talk fast. my ear dey ground

See aproko!!!!! Let's leave the thread joor!!!

akaahs:
So ur nephew is 36yrs now?

......is that d moral of d story?

ogorwyne:
jeez! so the man is an uncle and father to his kids and the wife an aunty and mother to them too. Then the products of this strange Union will be siblings and also cousins to themselves. Am outta here mehn!

Come.back.his n listen to MINE!!!

Are these guys related to d Targaryens in Game of Thrones

Fresca:
At his age? I don't know how I feel about all these older guys constantly updating on social media. Like it's ok to have an account but celeb or not, he's too old to be spending so much time on it. Go start a family or something... old fool

Ur starting to sound like Nwaamaikpe! Is he ur brother!!!!

Pidgin2:
17 years old boy these days is like a 26 years old man are we sure he didn't abduct the lady, hmmmm

Fear God na!!!!

Fresca:
Who is this one now?

U this girl eh! Nawa for u oh!!!
U uploaded a pix yday n already have 21 likes? U be witch ni?
Even fine BOBO like me manage gather 6 in weeks!!!!

back2sender:
Dammy krane will cool off in dungeon for 1 year in USA. Hunger go finish una, Awon Oloshi 419. Go find work do 419 no be work.
Your Fada!!!!

More bla bla bla...
I can't hear u chicken!!!

back2sender:
Your Fada!!! 419, go n find work do before them catch you like your broda Dammy krane.
Awon Oloshi omoale

Bla bla bla!!!!
Sissy ass nigga!!!

back2sender:
Your Fada!!!! Am waiting for omo ale jatijati. Baba re ni mo duro de.
Thief thief boy, Dammy krane will cool off for at least 1 year, no more maga money for you all.

What am I supposed to do with this talkative ooo...fight him no wan fight....just talk n talk n talk Like a parrot!!!!
Well....I will leave it ur neighbours,mama risikatu the food seller n mama nkechi d Nkwobi seller to teach u better ways of fighting with ur mouth.. Since ur a GIRL!!!

omenkaLives:
Can't believe over seven persons commented and none seems to know the name of this animal.

That's a whartog fellas.

I really feel sorry for this generation. All we do is Telemundo and music channels. No one seems to care about documentaries anymore.

Someone even went as far as calling it a rhino! Na wa oo!

Smh.

Ur wrong!!! Its warthog!!!!

back2sender:
Your brother and MENTOR Dammy krane was caught with 7 stolen credit cards, dont worry USA is not Nigeria! He will cool off in jail!!!!!!!!!
Your Fada, omo ale jatijati Oponu Oshi

Leave dammy Krane alone!!! Its between u and I!!
Why are u so weak like this Are u not a MAN?
U are so YELLOW like an overripe mango!!!

Yellow yellow yellow.....nigga just mellow
U open mouth n bellow....like a retarrded fellow
Thought ur a bracero...a real bolero!
Imagine my surprise when I saw ur a wusspuss caballero!!!
Am not ur playfellow.....weak diick nigga..like jello!

[quote author=Bunchersstab post=57712374] Olodo come back here...
You and I know Libel isn't a good. To avoid it you need to be between 95% to 100%

Amadioha/Sango thunder is waiting for my instructions[/quote

Lmaoooooo!!!!!!
I have Jesus bro! Lesser gods fear ME!!!

khiaa:
Which thread, I wanna read it.

Its called 'ALIEN-GALAXY AT WAR!!!!' In literature section!!!
Or go to my profile....u will see it there!!!

khiaa:
Ok! Whacha doing?

Been writing a Sci-fi story on one of my threads! Got so busy n stopped.... I am trying to put back d old pieces n continue

khiaa:
Leave Bunchersstab alone.

Dont get it twisted o!!!!
We are cool! He follows me n I do same!!

back2sender:
Wetin be pon pon, all this indomie children!
Naa your Fada i dey wait for omo ale radarada. Anu ofia

Bla bla bla was I read!!!!
Piss poor wuss ass niggas who rely on insults to fight..
No wonder ur frustrated!!!!
Battle me like a MAN or is d loss of ur diicck turning u into a nagging woman?

Bunchersstab:
Kunle.

Just like the first half baked book written about GEJ...,
You got 44% wrong.

I can grant you an interview since my NL activities is your source of inspiration

If I got 44% wrong..it means am 56% right...I still passed!!!

Interview about U Who gives a fvck
I was just being funny based on what I read!!
Even khiaa commended my writing prowess!!!
If u can't see d humour in my comment......d recession is biting u hard ooo
Luminouz OUT!!!

back2sender:
Your Fada!!! Naa your papa be my mate ewu Gambia

Still a little biiitch nigga who can't fight like a man!!!!

Back2sender is weak Like 7days....boring in 7ways
Pon Pon Pon!!! Shots fired back at u from my Luger!
Snot dripping from ur nose, u soiled ur shorts again!!
Run along little wuss....like a puss in boots!!

khiaa:
LMAO You are funny and creative but you got it all wrong.

Lmaoooooo! I was bored n couldn't sleep babe! Just had to amuse myself! Glad u found it funny!!

durentchigozie:
alright. Good luck

durentchigozie:

Pulling ur legs hommie!!!!
Just finishing some assignments on my laptop!!!

durentchigozie:
how?
Yahoo yahoo? Fiverr?
Share the hustling strategy na

Lmaoooooo!!!!! Skull mining?
Edo Airways Pilot?

Am neither OP.....just a nigga who is hustling for a better 2mao..
How? Don't fvckin ask me bro!

khiaa:
I never said he treated me bad, I said that I believe that he wasn't into me anymore.

*sighs* a new love season loading.....
Bunchersstab was d first to know her.....
Picked his nose too much n lost her...
In comes Alezy d Dark Knight who swept her off her feet...
Oh! So romantic! So ecstatic was she DAT she forgot her 1st love....

Here comes d INTERLUDE.....

Bunchersstab came out like a bat outta HELL...
Sweating from all orifices,professing undying love..
Even created a valentine thread like a lost albatross..
But she smacked him in d face with these words..
'U were never there...I belong to alezy now'
Oh! What pain Bunchersstab (don't know wat d fvck hez been stabbing all this while though) felt at those words..
Love is cruel,he says,but I searched for u my love,he croons....
But she says bitingly ' ur still my loyal friend'
Unperturbed as she consigned him to d gray twilight of d kingdom of FRIENDzone...
All d while Alezy grinned like a Cheshire Cat....

2ND INTERLUDE...

Suddenly d wind of change blew(prolly caused by Buhari London trip)
Alezy started acting up..or so she says..
Unreplied messages,calls, video chats n d likes....
What could be wrong, she mused...could Alezy be with Buthelezi d maid from Bulawayo...
Several days.. Or it weeks passed n all d while Bunchersstab kept being lovey dovey....hoping for a Return!!...was even bashed as a valentine sissy....
Then came d thread ' who would u love to go out with on a date'...
N SHE suddenly declares for Bunchersstab!!!...
So shocked was he DAT he stammered like a castrated leprechaun!!!!! "Whaatttt aabbout ur NL boyfriend?''..
Then came d bombshell ' I don't think he is into me anymore' she snaps back...
Bunchersstab acted all indignant (dou dancing shoki inside) attacking Alezy who claimed innocence...
But d DEED is already done...SHE is not into HIM again...
N in came Buncherstab with his GLAM again...laying a claim to his girl!!....

And all the while at the sidelines watched a certain handsome man,this 3- headed drama n he laughed silently...
Because he knows a fundamental FACT!!
He who gets d girl is not Alezy d dark Knight...
Or Bunchersstab d smooth as slick Gladiator...

But Luminouz,the ALIEN!!!

Watch out for season 2 in 3 months time....
Will Bunchersstab end up stabbing himself again??
Will Alezy get back his love?
What about d mysterious stranger who seemed so confident? What is his weapon
3 MEN n just one PRIZE!!! Her HEART!!!

Season 2 Loading....5 %
Cc skylowlow

Curiousitymaster

Lalas247

Every yoruba demon was once a saint heartbroken by a geh! But Yoruba demons don't mope around like u OP nor do we go around boasting of it! Real G's move on...ur just a sissy ass poosay nigga!(no offence)