₦airaland Forum

akinsmyk:
Too much in another man's house when he doesn't buy it or contribute to the purchase. He is even unserious for taking tea. He is not ashamed at all.

WellEndowed:
The fear of milk is the beginning of wisdom. I am Team #onlyonespoonofcowbell

Brillantman:
This guy is just a replica of a friend that have been living with me for close to a decade, he's been living with me and I do cater for half of his needs before I married, the problem I have with him is he's just too pompous which makes me laugh within without him knowing, he's sort of a lost fellow who want to make a career in comedy whenever he brags about how rich his dad once was and what he still stand to gain if the old man dies, how he will make life unbearable for them if he need to travel to his village because theyve forgotten about him, and what he stand to gain if a particular political party wins his state gubernatorial election one after another, to make me know that he is a fool more than I think, all the parties he always wish wins always won and he hasn't enjoy a Kobo despite the way he brags pre-elections. He's too big to cut grass, wash plates, sweep, mop the floor, fetch water etc, my wife and I take care of everything,
As woman nature ought to be, it got to a stage that my wife flared up but I persuaded her not to misbehave, I told her that that she's right in all she said about him but I told her she should consider the fact that if we throw him out, the five years plus he's been living with us before then will tantamount to waste because he will be telling who cares to listen that my wife and I throw him out. Over the years, visitors to our house or neighbors no longer call him my friend when they see me, instead they ask 'Aja yin nko' ( where is your dog) because he follows me sheepishly the way Sarrki dey follow that man in London Coldroom ;DAfter wasting his life for more than six years thinking he's leeching me, he packed his bag (sorry, nylon or poly) and left around 4 in the morning after my wife lambasted him the previous night when he complained that she served him chicken wings instead of lap.

NubiLove:
Leave that house.... and if you are going to squat with someone, only go there to sleep at night and leave in the morning to avoid friction... if they ask you if you have eaten say you have eaten.... once someone is feeding and housing a grown man, they lose respect... leave it at sleeping accomodation next time.

Lalas247:
Imagine ... ontop say them let am stay
He has guts to take 3 heaps
And came here to cry

He better take bus to Calabar tonight

Ishilove:
Stressedout, 3 spoons of milk in another man's house? I bet you even heaped the spoon.

Be that as it may, you've overstayed your welcome so gather the tattered remains of your dignity and leave his house. But before you pack to Calabar do you have a plan? Or do you intend going there to leech off another person?

ifyalways:
PS: they were nice to you in the early days because they probably thought you would :
Bath and leave the house every morning to your place of work
The arrangement was a temporal one. Two weeks maybe, and you are gone.

You rather mistook their generosity as being made landlord of the house and even going to the woman's provision store to help.

Bringing the age thing just goes to show you are full of dry, empty pride. Dem dey use age or seniority collect tin of milk or money for bank?

stressedout:
Pls nairalanders, I am in deep mess right now. I have been living in my compound for 6 yrs now but due to some money issues I was evicted and my friend/fellow tenant was kind enough to take me in for the time being. It is him the wife and their small baby son that stays.

The problem started when the wife start complaining that am wasteful. i have never remained food they give me. from then they reduced quantity of food they give me and i dont complain.

Now just this morning am making tea and take 3 spoons of milk in her presence and all hell break loose. she starts shouting and call her husband that even them dont take more than 2 spoons. the man called me later and said it is time for us to part ways.

Am devastated now. i even used my last cash to buy a tin of milk for them. what do i do now? i have no where to go.

Tequilah:
Can she speak proper English now?

Dicedpineapple:
Sha grow first..it luks nice on you tho

MISSCONGENIALITY:
enterpret please.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Please can we see pix?

nhlanhla8701:
When you say BIG what are you basing this on? Have you seen other dicks? They are HUGE! So you can't just assume that you have a big dick just because one girl said you do. At least if you posted it than we'd be able to judge for ourselves. The answer to your question is simple she is not interested in having sex with you

Jino33:


Big what. Sorry ooooo I flee at the sight of noticing a man's hammer is big. I no fit shout. Its meant to be enjoyed not to be endured. I won't even be your friend let alone gf.

This may sound stupid, I rejected marriage proposal due to this, the guy is married now but still calls me n keep on saying I offended him by refusing to marry him. We are from same villa. I wonder what is in having a man with big stuff.

Tahrah:
Koyemi ooo

samyfreshsmooth:
lmfao

na so u wan do am abi master

issoraite........................i go meet bros lefulefu instead,,,,,,,,,i hear say na im teach sef

Tahrah:
gbadun ke ?i was only hailing you o.

WilliamsNedd:
Ass licker. Mumu boy.

Tahrah:
Eyin n try o.

Dicedpineapple:
Lol,u try,bt its small na..na lynxx type i want

samyfreshsmooth:


na when the thing dey sweet me u wan con stop


bro continue abeg.........God would forgive you


teach me the way...........show me how to overcome my fear of doggy with them thick ladies oh great master

samyfreshsmooth:
yea u're right but i still think its gonna be difficult

hell by my calculations, each ass cheek should weigh nothing less than 50kg.................................the only way they could do the backshots is if she raises her extremely large butt way high and he hits from an acute angle



u must be an expert in taking fat/thick ladies ...,.....bad guy

mhizesther:
Lol.....i just got back from church....i

mhizesther:
.i know na ......u no dey fear...I pity u

Nma27:
Tongue out? Dude really? Didn't even get what u typed sef

Nma27:
4 times for d same bf? U better find ur square root before d guy mess u up totally... Ode.

Oyindidi:
Story, who ass epp? Na fat women una dey like.