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Romance › Re: In Only One Word, Describe Yourself. by luminouz(m): 11:00pm On Jun 19, 2017
ALIEN!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane Pictured In Studio In Maimi As He Prepares To Appear In Court by luminouz(m): 10:30pm On Jun 19, 2017
back2sender:
Just like your Fada
E PAIN AM!!!
Haba!!!! Why are so uncouth naw!!! Diss me like a man....not like a little bittch!!!!
grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane Pictured In Studio In Maimi As He Prepares To Appear In Court by luminouz(m): 8:40pm On Jun 19, 2017
back2sender:
Is Dammy krane playing the piano or is the piano playing him. He looks pathetic
Yeah...like ur dicck!!!
Romance › Re: 5 Countries Where The Government Begs The Citizens To Have Sex by luminouz(m): 7:34pm On Jun 19, 2017
Gimme Singapore n invite trapqueen77 for 2 years!
Resulthuh
Two sets of twins n a presidential PROCREATION award!
Now ain't DAT just fvcking coolhuh tongue tongue
Celebrities › Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Had Nothing To Offer Her - Footballer, Ighalo by luminouz(m): 5:27pm On Jun 19, 2017
DAT Awaamaikpe nigga always leaves me in stitches.....with his stupidity!!!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Rosaline Meurer Steps Out In Revealing Top by luminouz(m): 3:06pm On Jun 19, 2017
Churchill has finally chilled dis BABE!!!!
Family › Re: Father's Day: What Did You Learn From Your Father, That Has Helped You In Life? by luminouz(m): 12:12pm On Jun 19, 2017
missyadorable:
Good,you didn't.
Because I don't respond to PMs

Killer in the making? Well,I wish I am
Wouldn't hesitate to kill my father
Kill himhuh?? Oh GOD I thank U!!! No PMs to these NL girls anymore! They psychos mehn!!!!
Family › Re: Father's Day: What Did You Learn From Your Father, That Has Helped You In Life? by luminouz(m): 12:10pm On Jun 19, 2017
Sterope:
He is a bigot. Deal with it!
No! U deal with IT!!
Family › Re: Father's Day: What Did You Learn From Your Father, That Has Helped You In Life? by luminouz(m): 8:36am On Jun 19, 2017
Sterope:
The bolded does not mean shit. People marry from their tribe and die within a short space of time too. What should we call that? Your dad was a bigot. It is difficult to believe but he is what he is. Embrace it!!!
Y don't u go to heaven n shout it in his ears? Efulefu!!!! undecided
Family › Re: Father's Day: What Did You Learn From Your Father, That Has Helped You In Life? by luminouz(m): 8:29am On Jun 19, 2017
missyadorable:
I learnt so many things which has shaped me into adulthood and these include:

1.Nothing like love between a man and a woman

2.The best boyfriend can become the worst husband

3.Make your own money as a woman and buy what you need for yourself by yourself.

4.Do not be overly excited about gifts given to you by a lover.It may no longer be yours when quarrel sets in

5.Marriage is for societal reasons alone;to be a Mrs title holder and earn respect

6. Do not be fast to give relatives money or assist them financially.If they ask you for money,say you don't have but buy good things for yourself,let them see you have it.

7.Do not be soft minded,do not be too caring,too nice to a man...Men don't appreciate such women and you will be taken for granted

I am glad I learnt these lessons from my brutal father
a terrorist husband and unfriendly enemy!

I will never make the mistakes of my mother.
Thank God I never sent u a PM! Ur a killer in d making!!!!
Family › Re: Father's Day: What Did You Learn From Your Father, That Has Helped You In Life? by luminouz(m): 8:24am On Jun 19, 2017
Just ONE.... A REAL man never beats his WIFE!!!!
Autos › Re: Help! My Toyota Camry 2007 Stolen At Gunpoint In Abuja by luminouz(m): 11:09pm On Jun 18, 2017
1StopRudeness:
If I am one of them, I would quote a particular insurance company and give u my number...the reason I adviced insurance to tracker is because na person install tracker...na person go disable am...
There are some car u will track the location and u won't be able to retrieve the ride cos the car has crossed many borders...
some cars with tracker might have been pieced and sold for parts..at this point, there's nothing to track

I have enjoyed comprehensive insurance package that's why I can talk about it....my EOD was stolen less than 5moths of purchase when we went for burial at benin...the day I got my full credit back of 1.350M...I smiled and I realised there isn't much reason to trouble the holy spirit for....

I have insurance for almost all my stuff...even my dogs....
Stay there and be saying swerve like I'm trying to package scam for you....if u opt for it, it's ur advantage..if not...its ur choice...u can always rely on the holy spirit...
Ur selling to d wrong customer bro! I don't even have a car!!!!
Please since ur insuring everything u have......can u ensure my school feeshuh?
Politics › Re: Omosede Igbinedion Shades Ex-Husband, Prince Akenzua, On Father's Day by luminouz(m): 10:41pm On Jun 18, 2017
harveybeaks:
Men are foolish enough to run away from good women.. i see it all the time..dat ur quote no gel, woman fit use am but not man..lol
U see it all the timehuh N u didn't see any good man abi?
Are u Godhuh
Politics › Re: Omosede Igbinedion Shades Ex-Husband, Prince Akenzua, On Father's Day by luminouz(m): 10:39pm On Jun 18, 2017
hollah123:
whats afonjas own with this thread now? Nawah for u ooo ishi nkita
U dey mind d frustrated lizardhuh
She has no life n DAT is Y she tries to pull others down with her negativity!!!
Celebrities › Re: Anna Banner Wishes Flavour A Happy Father’s Day Celebration by luminouz(m): 10:19pm On Jun 18, 2017
Mhissgaga:
Anna banner s so beautiful
U always say DAT about others! What about u? Are u so uglyhuh For once lemme hear u say Mhissparaga is beautiful!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Father's Day: Photo Of D'banj And His Son by luminouz(m): 8:16pm On Jun 18, 2017
lordoseji:
So make we fry beans?
Just fry wire!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Looks Shades Of Beauty In New Photos by luminouz(m): 7:47pm On Jun 18, 2017
durentchigozie:
The shameless Igbo girl that decided to marry an ofe mmanu Afonja man, with all the strong, fine men in owerri; bitch decided to choose a bald, feminine looking man. They won't listen, always trying to bring in coexistence that never existed and would never exist.
Ask tonto dikeh how see ended , yours would be worst than that. Rubbish
Easy hater!!!! Just drink more water!!!!
Autos › Re: Help! My Toyota Camry 2007 Stolen At Gunpoint In Abuja by luminouz(m): 7:37pm On Jun 18, 2017
1StopRudeness:
OP, I pray & hope that by some great chance u will recover ur vehicle...Hope u have reported at the station immediately...some vehicles are used by robbers for quick robbery and just dumped later on the road side...you won't like urself when police start to harrass u for not reporting/ calling u part of the robbers..

Our problem in Nigeria is that we trust holy spirit more than insurance or car tracking......I don't advice car tracking though...I have my reasons, I prefer comprehensive insurance with a certified company like lead way,mutual benefit, zenith insurance or law Union and rock

We Nigerians will buy car like toks for mayb 3M..to now pay common 4% of 3M which is just 120k to insure u car against theft, damage to u car and even damage to third party vehicle incase u are the one at fault will now become a problem...we will now be calling holy spirit when we are not even holy....

I hope u see ur car ooo....please get insurance in the future....u can even insure a Nigerian used car at any cost u purchased it. If u can't afford the 4% value....u can claim a lower value of purchase..hence u pay a lesser premium..atleast if anything happens u'll still get something...

Right now, u for just dey lounge....na insurance company for car headache of assured value reimbursement.....

Once again....pele
With all ur talk about insurance.....I am sure ur one of their marketers or agents!!!!
Swerve joor!!!
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Shared Beautiful Family Photo To Celebrate Father's Day by luminouz(m): 7:33pm On Jun 18, 2017
veekid:
So we should fry water?
No! Boil wire!!!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Shares Photo With A Lady On Instagram, Fans React by luminouz(m): 5:00pm On Jun 18, 2017
Papiikush:
Lord knows I hate girls with massive ass.
Lord knows I love girls with massive ASS like DIE!!! tongue
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Who Intentionally Shuts Down Wife In Front Of Their Kids Changes by luminouz(m): 4:46pm On Jun 18, 2017
cococandy:
The man that will disrespect me in the presence of my kids has not been born. After the first time (if he's foolish enough to try it), it won't happen again.

My advice ladies: know who you marry. If he's obsessed with 'headship' during the dating stage, that's a big red flag.

Only insecure people need to put others down especially in the presence of others in other to elevate themselves.
If a man has to be taught that himself and his wife are partners and should always present a United front to their kids, he's not ready to marry.
N what is this one saying again? U never marry u don dey form yanga!!!! As if u will beat him or starve him or do shiiiit!!! All men know they are d head! Take it or leave it! Its ur type DAT will be fighting for headship in d house with ur husband! Moral of d story eluded u it seems!
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe-Damijo Poses With His Children To Celebrate Father's Day by luminouz(m): 4:33pm On Jun 18, 2017
BoosBae:
RMD looks so good even at this age. The real definition of T
all, Dark and Handsome. Old sugar boy wink
Will u just stop crushing on him? He is married for peace sakes! Young guys like me abound everywhere! Crush on us joor!!!
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 4:19pm On Jun 18, 2017
LoveJesus87:
Am good. Am Michael. Am captivated by your beauty and would like to know you smiley
*sighs* hope u won't come back crying sha after using ur skul fees at Tantalizers!!!!
Romance › Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by luminouz(m): 4:15pm On Jun 18, 2017
etainment360:
Bros, you no normal be that
Yeah! Am ALIEN bro!!! grin tongue
Food › Re: Waitress Inserts A Customer's Sausage In Her Vagina Before Serving Him (Video) by luminouz(m): 11:57am On Jun 18, 2017
Margy:
I did worst bro..ejoo don't quote me
grin
Food › Re: Waitress Inserts A Customer's Sausage In Her Vagina Before Serving Him (Video) by luminouz(m): 11:01pm On Jun 17, 2017
Margy:
When she wants the hotdog to have a pussilacious taste...maybe thats her ex, payback mood
How u take know? Was that what u did to ur ex Alex? I noticed his lips are always swollen these days!!! tongue

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