₦airaland Forum

Tklabelle:
Lol usually visit the site but only today yes I registered. The best I wonder.

OK....
Found what u looking for yet @ fine boiz?
I for send u PM but SA too far abeg!!!!

Fresca:
Nobody is uploading their pics. And nairaland is not trust worthy. Perhaps I should check Instagram, but boys are forming fresh on there too...

Me nko?

Tklabelle:
Lol exactly. So was probably trying to figure out what has been other people experiences. Well my colleague tells me I should steer clear from these 'yoruba demons' as she calls them. Mind you she is also yoruba

Whaaaaaaat Hell No! We are d best dearie!!!!
Nawa o.....n u just registered today

*looks at d geh pix n sneaks a look at my diick......breathes a sigh of relief.....I KNOW JUNIOR WONT MOVE AN INCH*

iphunanya:

Nawa o!!!!!

Kizyte:
Good!
If not Igbos, who else?

It has always been Igbos in every success!

Where are the NCANs Ekiti branch?

Mention my state again n I will....

youngest85:
Mtchew....... I give out 250k every wkend and I've never bragged about it

Should I send my acct details or........thunder go fire ur MOUTH

I think I might have to change my mind if I marry this kinda person o......
I will beat d morafvckin living bejeez outta her côcksucking...........
Make I leave am there!!!!

pcguru1:
lol you're a big man already nau.

Lmaooooo!!!

dingbang:
u suppose know say I be sharp shooter

Correct guy!!!

pcguru1:
Nope just someone who happens to help people, not just her but guys too beside i never said school fees, i said fees, i've helped guys too with fees, I have been fortunate to be helped in the past when i needed, so i pay it forward homez.

*blood pressure back to normal* cool bro!!!!!
Hope u will help me too when I call

Dingbang my niggur!!! Try d geh out n get outta d singles market bruh!!! Don't be like me ooo.....

pcguru1:
There was one like that in office very very cute we still talk, I usually assist with fees and give her words of advice she's really nice and caring but can't date her, I feel I might corrupt her.

U pay her mudafvcking fees? What are u...Santa Claus

curiositymaster:
Haba, I don show you river wey I dey from catch fish na

Lmaoooooo! Yes u did! Just dey pull ya leg!!!!!

So me DAT can't cook should go n do what.....fry water

curiositymaster:
Siddon dere

Look at yew enjoying without remembering ur paddy abi?

curiositymaster:
Abeg forget her joor, me don get correct '0' wey I dey put my '1' inside and she dey come 5 times for just one round sef, she dey squirt full everywhere with correct ringtone.

I don't have to patience to give life to dry bones

I no dey do dry 'friction', I'd leave that to sky and co.

Lmaoooooooo! Oya yarn me something!!!!!! Badt guy!!!!!

curiositymaster:
Person wey dey shout updandan say she no see person fire am, now wey you call fire service to come fire am, she pick race

She go work...she is coming back ....u go nab am then...cool down....but u don get competitor sha...smellingmenses n co

curiositymaster:
Where do you think you're running to? Luminouz just told me you like cassava and me I get very big cassava

Correct guy!!!!

Edible caterer?

Realkenny:
Love is not an immediate stuff it takes time, you can live with someone you don't like but as time goes on love is built.

I have heard of rape victims who eventually fell in love with the person who raped them.

Love.

Ogbeni forget d rape story abeg..DAT is psychological conditioning... Its called Stockholm syndrome n DAT is not LOVE!!!!!

Chuknovski:
ngozi again

U see am? Me sef tire!!

tomdon:
Such uncouthness!
Jeez!!!
By their fruits you shall know them

Fruit ko....seed ni mr tomtom

OK OP u win.....I won't marry!!

Ralphlauren:
Well, when you are unemployed with 16 years banking experience and desperately in need of a job, use of English DOES matter.

For example, you cannot send a CV, cover letter or an email full of grammatical errors to a potential employer and expect them to take you seriously.

Shut d fvck up!! Ur irritating d hell outta me I swear......why won't u talk when ur still being spoonfed by ur parents?

tomdon:
You need to first learn the difference between am and I'm. At 41 you're still using such shorthand.
The root of your problem is not farfetched oga.


Anyways, those bank management are trying to maximize profit so they have deviced stringent means of sieving through entrants. Sorry to say, my advise is for you to look outside the bank. Look at other sectors, even other financial sectors. You can still make it. 40 is middle of life but you still have some time to launch afresh. But I advise you tackle the problem highligted above.

Wee u shut up? He should be old enough to give birth to u..don't u have any respect?
N ur piece of advice is TRASH..just like U!!! Ode!

lefulefu:
ok i will say cut

Looool..berra

LogicStatement:
Let me have your height & weight & post your pic

I already did that on d thread myself(height n weight stats)...I don't do pic posting abeg.....check ma dp

lefulefu:
i watched it on discovery channel.according to the medical expert he said they will cut of the penis.extract the testoterone frm the testis then use the balls and extra skin to create the artificial vagina.the passage is created frm where the penis was hacked off.he also said they will work on the face by removing some part of the cheek bones to give the face softer and more feminine look.bro wen d doctor show some of im patients wey he turn to women they were looking exactly as the ones op posted.u need to see their b4 pics..u wont believe ur eyes.

Wee u stop saying d word 'hacked off' ? It reminds me of dissected bushmeat!!!!!

LogicStatement:
Try & engage in some exercise, it will help u a lot

My BMI is 27 and am all muscle.....what do u have to say to that...am overweight?? Lmaooooo

skylowlow:
Abeg wetin una dey discuss for this thread?

Toto, yansh, bweast abi na Liverpool?

Ayam not understanding .

Girls who treat sex as gold......then I heard Liverpool dey win(which means money) n cornered bumbae1 for my share!!!