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D guy try sef...u should see my room...

I laughed out loud when I read d part she said her pastor ruined her life by making her marry d guy....I mean WTF Too many sick pastors these days n I trust NADA!!!! A guy saved ur life by giving his blood while d mumu guy she finally got married to was where exactly? Prolly smashing d fvck outta some slutty hoes! N hey wait for this.... She wants to come back after 8 good months of being slapped n ripped n wrinkled n punched n slam dunked n all dat by her husband.... To do what exactly? Be ur wife? Tufiakwa.....a geh who could reject a lifesaver like u is not worthy to clean ur doormat
OP if u accept her back......u won't know peace..Y? Coz ur a second choice husband n she won't ever value u...secondly,hope u gym n have some karate moves in ur repertoire when her ex comes calling to beat d universe outta ur SKULL!!
Luminouz OUT!!

StephDamielola:
Distance is also part of the problem. Lets tell the truth, this Partners need sex and more closeness. Sex isn't only for procreation, it helps to solve problems, to ease tensions and to renew the bond between two lovers.

I believe the SA girl from Kwazulu Natal have been giving him head and he is busy screaming Nakupenda.....

Lmaooooo!!!! Nakupenda ko.......domidaadaa ni!

Ginaz:
If I swear for u now they will say I'm wicked.

*Just look atstew*

Lol!

Ginaz:
Which kiss? That same mouth you have used to kiss all your girlfriends? You think I don't know?

Lmaoooooooooooo! This geh u won't kuku kill me! U won't kee meeee ooooo! Haba!!
Babe I wasn't kissing anybody na.....come hia joor! *pressed lips together,tilts them forward n closes his eyes*

Ginaz:
So you are going to dates with women? . Ha!!! u die here today. After you have deceive me say u love me ,u will marry me, buy me gold and silver.. Chaii.

*breaks bottle*

Ginaz Darling!!!! It was a long time ago na.....consider as part of my memoirs from d past!!!!
U know I got u on my MIND babe * smiles dreamily*
No worries aiit Now drop dat bottle n come give Dada a kisser!!!

nextstep:
Ma niggah!

Lmaooooo! I dey tell u bro......those gehs suffered ooooo.....totally disgraced......
I later saw d geh sha(d main chick I invited) n dat one na another part 2.. .

Organs:
Luminouz, eheeen, God don catch you i don follow you reach here today. Nobi me wey you dey nack mouth the other day for ?? Shege dan boroubaaa. haaa, so how u escape, so you no even get liver to tell the girls politely say you cannot afford all that, you go follow back door comot, maybe you climb fence sef, if you fall down in the process nko? Chai, chai, diaris God oh.. I don first talk am say you no too get shit for yansh. lol. hahahahaha. You sort security, come bail, ok, so na so babe dey catch you mugu. Ok i see your frustration. Make you learn from the MASTER ok? Make i teach you as we dey do am. See here, no shame there, if i were in your shoes, i will tell her categorically and from the onset that i was not expecting her and her friends, if i dont have enough money, i will tell them right there and then the date is cancelled cos i did not prepare for all that. Now, if i can afford the food, i will tell them to go ahead and order and if i see they are taking advantage, i will say No, no you cannot have that, and if anyone should give me attitude, i will ask if they will rather pay for it? It is my money i am in control and if i see they are not being reasonable, i will control what is ordered and if you don't like it, the alternative is that you pay for it period. So next time, bros, you don't have to bail, sit down and be in CONTROL and whoever does not like it can get up and leave, shikena.

Lmaooooo! Jeez ain't u organz? Y are u talking bro....organ no dey talk...now lemme SKUL u bro in d alpha male game
There are 3 types of gehs.....good,bad n ugly.....
A good geh won't bring her friends n of course won't look like an EBINA...
A bad geh will ask for tfare to d venue n ask for d most expensive item on d menu....n eat hungry like dat day is her last on earth......EBINA 1
D ugly ones are d crass n razz gehs who exist only to eat..n eat..n eat anyway,anyhow without any shame whatsoever n believe men only exist to serve them coz they got a hole between their legs.....they bring in 2 or 3 of their friends for a cookout their generation can't pay for n just grabs everything in sight....classless n shameless...n in d process embarrassing d guy who was unfortunate enough to ask them out..they always look chick on d outside so its on a date u get to see their true colours....EBINA 2
Now to DAT fateful day.....ur wrong to think I had no cash with me....had 20k straight from d ATM with me before going to d rendezvous....since its on first date I came prepared....imagine my surprise n anger when d geh turned out with 2 odas all to play me for a fool...wasn't even bothered bro till they just looked me over n said hi n ordered for d menu straight away like they own d place....d geh I invited exchanged pleasantries with me like 2mins n joined her friends haggling n huffing over d menu like diarrheic hyenas.....they clearly meant to chop me n go...I had no problems standing up right there n then n cancelling the date bro but I wanted to teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry because they have obviously been doing that to other guys( a geh once told me this same scenario of how she n her friends wreck guys when on a date n one time like dat d guy won cry coz him money don finish n he only took BOTTLED water...imagine) n getting away with it.....
For d plan to work I had to make em relaxed so I told em to be free n eat up....watching as d EBINAs crowed n cooed as soft drinks were served them while they placed orders.... They didn't even bother looking at me twice when I excused myself to go to d restroom....for d plan to work I had to involve d guard n tipped him too( very eager after dat) with a promise to come back some days after to hear d full gist..
So bro...it wasn't d fear to confront them or lack of machismo o but the urge to make sure those gehs won't ever do dat to another guy without thinking twice

For this detailed lesson.....u owe me a BOW!!!

HIRAETH:
When the form is released, you will get a list of courses you can choose from. You should be able to pick from science

Are u a UI student

nextstep:
This sh1t happed to me recently, and I'm thinking I should just carry olosho from now on*

I hate it when they bring a friend, order expensive drinks and food (I'm managing one beer and asun, and they drank 3k wine, on top 1k suya) and then want to carry more suya back for the remaining ones at home.

When I refused, girl was giving me long story that actually she didn't want to meet me, it was her friends who pushed her to come, and that I embarrassed her by refusing to buy this or that.

Is it a crime to ask a girl out on a date? Why is it we're really nice to people we don't know, but then bad to people we love? I can't start buying things for a whole gang on behalf of somebody I'm just getting to know.

*I don't mind from a safety point of view that she brings a friend, but not that you will start taking advantage... I work hard for my money.
*If it's only for sex, that 3k can guarantee me a good time with no bullshit.

Eehya! Consider d money spent as bad investment! U formed being nice...I don't do dat bro... D moment she brought her friends she shot herself in d leg... Date over!
One stupid geh tried dat poo with me..came with 2 of her friends n those ones started picking orders on menu without even properly greeting me.....I let 'em order,excused myself to d bathroom,winked at d security man n tipped him 500 to lemme escape ( I briefed him on d scenario) n walked out,took a bike home....I came by 3 days later n d security guy told me those gehs raked up a bill of 10k(pounded yam,nkwobi,suya,rice n drinks) when d fools couldn't pay,they were embarrassed totally, their phones were taken n their left footwear.....they chartered a bike home...in SHAME!!!!
Am I mad to pay for 3 EBINA gehs? Who am I ? Santa Claus?

Ezionye:
They ordered heaven and earth and it summed up to only 5k? Lol. Must be mama Nkechis buka.

Anyways, I perceive lies here

Calm down babe n re-evaluate d comment again

YTderin:
I'll never understand the psyche behind me going on a date, and taking a friend along or following a friend .
Isn't it supposed to be private?
I'll never be able to wrap my head around it..

I concur!!! Wish I could see d full pix@dp...

ElsonMorali:


Lolz. You're a little bit late. If you had requested earlier maybe I would have provided the pics.

Lmaooooo!!!!! U tickled me funni bone!

ElsonMorali:
I'm so proud of this girl.

I pray she'll receive kindness whenever she needs it in life.

There's hope for the upcoming generation yet...(I actually had tears in my eyes while reading this)

God bless you, child.

Omoluabi on point.

Pix of u tearing up or ahdonbilivit!!!

Tklabelle:
Hahahahaha... I believe in simplicity. I don't like unnecessary complications. You like someone says so, you want to scr*w a person say so. Playing games really ain't up my alley. Pointless feeling the person, wanting to get down and dirty. But going home H*rny because of pretenses.

Lmaooooooo! I totally agree with u! What's d point of going home staring at d ceiling in frustrated anger while ur diick whispers ' so I will remain in this lonely forest tonight AGAIN instead of entering LALA paradise....u sissy self-servicer'

prinsam30:
this is a great deal, thanks man

UWC bro! Always remember this....the POWER of sex always lies with d person who SEEMS least interested!!!!!

Raine80:
Passive aggressive one. No need for the mutiple exclamation marks point heeded.

*sighs* seems I am the one who took my time to know u.....u don't know me as well!!!!

prinsam30:
I really love the way you all are responding, both negatively and positively, this shows I'm getting somewhere, thank u all


but Wat I really wanna know is, how do I play the game, now that she's responding indirectly, just need some few scopes, add to the ones I've got then unleash it on her, that's all, thank u once again

Simple! 2 ways.....if ur desperate to hit dat poosay...play d nice boy game but with a little steel(pretend u don't want sex....but play d seductive game)
Secondly... Play hardcore alpha male.....don't be lovey dovey n all DAT shit...pretend sex is a foolish game...don't even look at her body......appreciate other women n stare at them.....talk n laugh like u havent a care in d world...d game is to beat her at her manipulative best n trust me a girl with ego like dat will certainly be disturbed n vulnerable ( because u showed her she is nothing special--unlike other men who woo her 24/7) n u sleeping with her is a done deal

Raine80:
It was a simple question that had no strings attached to it.

I gave u a simple answer I think!!!

Bahddo:
I am surprised that you are surprised. If you ASK a girl for sex (even if indirectly), you are 95% likely to get a no even if she wants it, except it is already a sexual relationship or except you are an Usain Bolt or a Cristiano Ronaldo.

What you should have done is when she was making the body contact and all that, you tease the hell out of her body, but act like all cool and stuff like you aren't dying to go in. While doing that, verbally paint what lies ahead (whisper it for added effect).

Imply she can't have it now because she hasn't been a good girl (make up some sweet nonsense like her being criminally sexy and trying to evade the police but you've caught her and she's in trouble), but don't stop what you are doing (the teasing) and its important that you don't try to go in until she's dying to have it. Girls go crazy over your self-control and would be strive to break it to prove to themselves that they are attractive.

That way, you have turned the table on her. She's now the one who would get a reward if she behaves well. The power of sex lies in the hands of the one that seem least interested.

Nice analysis........employed it a few times!!!!!

Raine80:
Alpha males? Interesting, what makes one an alpha male exactly?

Its like ur expecting some epistle about d chemistry, physiology or psychoanalysis of d term alpha males? U won't get from me.......
Simple stuff.....alpha males are males who know n act like males(everything dat entails)

Tklabelle:
Lol yes. There is really no sense in what she does. She already told him that she has 2 other dudes, yet she wants to act sanctimonious! Wtf!!! If she wanted to play hard to get, then don't tell the brother that you seeing other peeps. She is just sending mixed signals. I sometimes feel bad for guys. We can be more confusing than Mathematics

Lool@ d mathematics part......I like straight up honest gehs like u....too bad ur married!!!!

Billyonaire:
You mean you guys can follow a girl around for a month without sex and you still call yourselves alpha males when she is clearly manipulative ? Common dude, that guy needs to be snapped out of that maniacal lust.

Lmaooooo! Never said OP is an alpha male.... Just me..n a clearly manipulative hoe is not my favourite lay unless I need to teach her a thing or two n even then there are things u do to turn d game on her n make her come begging....manipulation can work both ways...just find her main weakness n exploit it.
OP sounded like a nice guy on this issue.....nice guys don't get d poosay...real men do....he needs to take d bulls by d horns....

Billyonaire:
You are confused. The emotion has fuccked up your mind. If sex is all you wanted, there are countless more beautiful women out there, why do you stick to the one that constantly manipulates you while fuccking others. Dont you see how you make yourself less than yourself ? Common dude, snap out of this emotional virus and go to the next strip club for a lap dance. It will make those feelings go away.

Don't put ur early morning hunger on d guy na! He already said na lust not love.. U want to tell me u never fvcked a geh on PURE lust D guy already has 3 kids....all he needs is a pussy not a wife!!!
#take a chill pill bro...we alpha males don't sound like U!!!

Tklabelle:
She doesn't want to view her as an easy lay.

U nailed dat fucker!!!!!! N girls dat form like dat are not my favourites!!!! She has like 2 other guys in her life so y WTF isnt she giving OP some of dat action? Ladies n drama!!!

dingbang:
What is this?

What does it look like

dingbang:
She was truly pregnant before getting married

Na u put am dia?

kikayboss:
lol....you just listened to it?...man u've been depriving ursef of one of d good things of life ....

Looool! Am gon use it as my sleep lullaby from now on

Just listened to MI's illegal music 3...I so love the BOX track...... D lyrics n tunes soothes my insomnia right now....... I already have an IDEA!!!!!

azimibraun:
Mode 9 was our best and becouse of some sheet and mess rappers una disrespect and dissapoint am. Mi was enjoying every bit of the humiliation mode 9 had to pass thru even though he was a good rapper himself. Now see how the cookie crumbles. See how Jay z and Nas use style reconcile then technically make themselves with Diddy form committee of Kings. Nobody be oga na dem all be oga and their respect and money dey gather. Mi go back and get Mode 9 on board and you two should resurrect rap and your careers back. All this forming CEO no fly at all. If you get bars and you are Hot on the street you go put CEO matter as secondary and doing Rap as primary. Nas and Jigga na CEO but they are lyrically still popping. CEO of how many banging artiste?

Wrong place to post this bro......MI won't see this hia! Or do I look like a fvcking rapper

Kizyte:
Sorry, don't punch yet, have a wrap of Marijuana so you can see clearly before punching

Lmaooooooo!!!!

Tklabelle:

Not U!!!! Na hunger dey beat me joor?